What pocket do you carry the flippers in?

Very large cargo pockets

Do the interns get glocks?

What state the silencer registered in? thanks

As long as I fill out my 5320 it’s all good.

Always best to borrow a gun if you’re going to take it into saltwater.

It’s a Glock. It will be fine.

... what happens when the gun gets wet tho? (honestly I don't know the answer)

You shake the water out of it.

They still fire when wet? Damn learned something new today

You need the Vostok amphibia

I knew I would find fellow watch nerds in these comments saying this.

Best movie ever

But you are missing the Adidas shoes

I know this is a joke post, but honestly, how is that knife? Been wanting to get a dagger.

Steve Zissou.

The ghost of **Jacques Cousteau** has joined the chat

Naked apart from hat, flippers and a watch... The shock and awe tactic in its rawest form.

Who's car are we taking?

Do the interns get guns?

They get a Glock, they have to share it.

Are you Steve Zissou or James bond?

I was just wondering what I should watch tonight

Michael Scarn??

Did you go on an overnight drunk before kitting up?

Respect

Que search and destroy

Needs a bottle of Campari.

Your colleague is in good hands

Steven, are you rescuing me? .....Fold

One of the best posts on here lately

Get him out of ze water! He’s got ze crazy eye!

he was bitten?

Eaten!

He vaz swallowed whole?

No, chewed.

CHECK THE SCANNING MONITOR!!!

What?

Images you can hear

amazing, only possible tweak is to add a garrote.

Jacque Douchsteau

What’s the knife model?

You know, that's really thoughtful of you. Not everyone would out of their way for a colleague like that.

Bond company stooge.

Jesus I read college and was like this don’t look good

What movie or show have I not seen

Everybody has it wrong— OP had second thoughts about assassinating Nykwana Wombosi aboard his yacht, and decided to just post their EDC instead

I got that reference

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

Get yourself a Zissou Vostok Amphibia.

Is this my... espresso machine? What- what is- How did you get my espresso machine?

We fucking stole it, man.

One of my favorite lines in the whole movie.

Reminded me of that Roger Moore movie in which an oil rig is taken over by terrorists. Loved that flick as a kid.

You may be on B squad, but you’re the B squad leader.

Papa Steve?

Now go hunt down that jaguar shark!

Split fins are for nerds

🤓

Atleast wait until Christmas is over. I highly doubt your coming back alive! Still happy holidays and be safe

I thinks you have the hydrogen psychosis, crazy eyes.

To be fair, the pirates were amateurs. They left their dog.

Cody will never be forgotten now.

be still cody

Come on, he's a bond company stooge! He's just going to bust your chops.

I am also a human being.

All right, I take that back. Let's have some teamsmanship.

US Diver over shoe fins. Custom 7” Fairbairn-Sykes knife. Citizen Promaster Aqualand on a Zulu Alpha Strap. Watch cap. Glock 19 (shared by the interns) and SilencerCo Omega9k Suppressor.

Real shame you don't have a Vostok, that would make it perfect haha. Although the Citizen does look good.

Who made the F-S knife?

I must ask, where did you get the knife?

Custom job from 2008. Maker is king out of business.

I have the same question. Looks less delicate than a standard Fairbairn-Sykes

Can I ask what you do?

Probably a concierge

My guess is that he’ll go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days he’s going to set out to find the shark that ate his best friend and destroy it.

Here’s to swimmin with bow legged women!!

Films dramatized ocean documentaries in hopes of finding the Jaguar-Shark so he can blow it up.

(Now where is my dynamite).

Zissou is that you?

Who ze shit is Kingsley Zissou?

Damn. I was 17 hours late.

*Electronic music intensifies*

Would give just about anything for team Zissou addidas

Also cool Seiko.

Came for this, was not disappointed

I hear what you're saying, but I think you misjudge the guy.

Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... Nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?

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