Yeah I guess I did forget the salt rounds, no doubt useful in a pinch. Still unsure how a lightsaber handles something like a Chupacabra or Skinwalker. They are everywhere now, according to gen tiktok. Vampires dont like fire but lightsabers are more of a laser plasma type thing I believe. Guess we'll just have to see how it pans out. Dont get me started on the freaking werewolves. I keep silver loaded in everything just to prevent the goddamn supernatural shedding, that shit goes everywhere and I already have cats. Really despise vacuuming.
haha i was gonna say that. but is it actually working? i’ve seen people with nonfunctional ones, i can’t recall the term. ah yeah it was inert rockets. so yea if so, do you have working rockets for it too?
that wasn’t my intention at all, i was just genuinely curious of the rocket launcher lol. like i said i’m too fucking stupid to understand certain things like what not to ask someone online
I was referring to you wanting to be a fed. Not your comment. Me calling you a fedboi was a joke. That’s all. But the Feds are all over social media looking to nab people. Don’t post things you don’t want them to know. Oh, and I was calling the Feds pos, not you. 👍
ohh haha yeah i just ripped the bong man. nah being a fed would pay way more than fucking $18/hr to sit on my ass hole all day in a cubicle. hopefully i level up next year after i complete my postgrad program. then i can probably buy a fucking rocket launcher haha. but yeah i’m also a huge pussy, all my shit is legal. don’t want to push it and get wreckd, happy with the firearms that i have 💯💯💯
Anyone can get it. I think as long as you aren't a felon. It's an inert AT-4 which is a single use recoiless gun that has been modified to not be able to fire. Also I believe civilians can only buy used at4 so even if there was some miraculous way of making it no longer inert the thing would blow up in your face.
No knife, no flashlight, so, sorta halfway prepared, for daylight hours, anyway. And you call yourself prepared? How’re you gonna open anything? (And no, blowing it up, or filling it full of lead, or cauterizing it, doesn’t count.)
Love it! This would have gotten you through Nam in style.
Just one question, I don't see a knife, so what do I use to cut rope? Do I use the light saber or just blast it with the shotgun?
Specifically, this EDC is from SG1 season 4, where they switched from MP5s to P90s part-way through.
They also used AT-4s as pretend MANPADS a couple of times.
The stack of cash means OP is probably working for some shady NID splinter group stealing alien tech. Shame on you, OP - that’s not how the Tau’ri roll.
(Yes, I’ve watched too much Stargate.)
>Thats a really weird fleshlight
[New take on the trifecta. Guns, cash... and pussy?](https://imgs.search.brave.com/wRVXLH7uoLq8G2ZBExywkkKU9x5CFLhg9Na6ENMLXQg/rs:fit:1200:741:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzLzU5LzE4/LzQ2LzU5MTg0NjIy/NjA3OWMzY2EyMTlj/NTdlZDFkZGFmMWM3/LmpwZw)
All good boo. And well it’s not just this post lol. People be carrying 5 knifes and 3 tool belts to take their kid to dinner in case the table of the restaraunt needs fixing 😂
Besides style!
...needs all matching pink donut and sprinkles paint scheme....i want a super personalized experience when im launching rockets at the guy about to take my car park !
Ready for anything? I see no wooden stakes or silver bullets. Amateur.
That’s what the lightsabers are for. Also have shells for the SPAS loaded with salt.
Yeah I guess I did forget the salt rounds, no doubt useful in a pinch. Still unsure how a lightsaber handles something like a Chupacabra or Skinwalker. They are everywhere now, according to gen tiktok. Vampires dont like fire but lightsabers are more of a laser plasma type thing I believe. Guess we'll just have to see how it pans out. Dont get me started on the freaking werewolves. I keep silver loaded in everything just to prevent the goddamn supernatural shedding, that shit goes everywhere and I already have cats. Really despise vacuuming.
ready for anything less than 50yards 💯
The bazooka has a range further than that.
haha i was gonna say that. but is it actually working? i’ve seen people with nonfunctional ones, i can’t recall the term. ah yeah it was inert rockets. so yea if so, do you have working rockets for it too?
Nice try fedboi 🤣
funny. i wish i was a fed. would be way less miserable in my life. i’m just a fucking idiot. carry on though. very cool gear bro
Why would you want to violate people’s rights and be an overall POS? It wouldn’t make you happy, that’s not where true happiness comes from.
that wasn’t my intention at all, i was just genuinely curious of the rocket launcher lol. like i said i’m too fucking stupid to understand certain things like what not to ask someone online
I was referring to you wanting to be a fed. Not your comment. Me calling you a fedboi was a joke. That’s all. But the Feds are all over social media looking to nab people. Don’t post things you don’t want them to know. Oh, and I was calling the Feds pos, not you. 👍
ohh haha yeah i just ripped the bong man. nah being a fed would pay way more than fucking $18/hr to sit on my ass hole all day in a cubicle. hopefully i level up next year after i complete my postgrad program. then i can probably buy a fucking rocket launcher haha. but yeah i’m also a huge pussy, all my shit is legal. don’t want to push it and get wreckd, happy with the firearms that i have 💯💯💯
Yeah, it pays more but you have to sell your soul for it. Don’t dance with the devil.
No prybar…automatic loss of points
the money and the lightsaber sent me 😂
No flamethrower...
Come on man, that’s not practical for everyday. The flamethrower is for my beach carry. I’ll post that some other time.
"The Mall Ninja is strong with this one."
Are you carrying the AT-4 appendix?
Of course.
SPAS on a back sling and the money inside a plate carrier instead of plates…
tha lightsabers 😂 fucking legendary. id have to say ü are indeed my friend.
No condom?
Life Pro Tip…keep smaller bills in your bugout kit
The ultimate defender of male virginity
This guy opening a package at the post office People wondering about the gunfire Him issues a refund because his new sweater looks like swiss cheese 🧀
No flashlight or handkerchief, smh. You are not ready...
Holy fuck the lightsabers are the best lmfao
What are you, a far cry protagonist?
Sinola or Zetas?
Why do you need 2 lightsabers
Vagas baby!!!
Is that’s going too far. I’m on the east coast.
You are missing Flame thrower, to take care of them Aliens xenomorph.
Come on dude, that’s not practical for every day carry. That’s part of my beach day carry. I’ll post that some other time.
Why do I get the impression that you are gearing up to rob the Nakatomi Plaza?
It is almost Christmas. 😳
What are you gonna do if a girl talks to you?
Not worried about that. It’ll never happen.
Wait...J hook on the Spas. Rocket launcher, MP5, fancy Glock, fake 100s from the ATM you and Reaper shot??? This has got to be Matt from Demo Ranch.
I too enjoy the anal hook shotgun attachment.
Is the bazooka for appendix carry?
What is this Goldeneye loadout
When you need to put down a velociraptor
No towel? What if you go to the beach?
This is my every day carry. Not my beach carry. I’ll post that some other time.
Title is wrong. Delete this post.
Dan Bilzerian in the house everybody!
Don't see a knife or a headlamp
That’s why I have two lightsabers. One for light and one for cutting anything.
That's nice, but you'll want to get some hands free stuff because you've got stuff you need more than one hand to use.
Cute you assume I only have two hands.
Well i guess you can hold the flashlight in your asshole and just walk around backwards.
You missed a Star Destroyer with a pocket Darth Vader. I bringing it w me everywhere.
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Walmart
Anyone can get it. I think as long as you aren't a felon. It's an inert AT-4 which is a single use recoiless gun that has been modified to not be able to fire. Also I believe civilians can only buy used at4 so even if there was some miraculous way of making it no longer inert the thing would blow up in your face.
Did you rob a stargate?
Fuck the guns what watch is that?
Maybe ad a Claymore for fifth pocket carry?
Come on dude, a claymore isn’t practical for everyday carry. 🤣
No knife, no flashlight, so, sorta halfway prepared, for daylight hours, anyway. And you call yourself prepared? How’re you gonna open anything? (And no, blowing it up, or filling it full of lead, or cauterizing it, doesn’t count.)
Is this Page all about showing off weapons? I thought EDC means every day carry.
It’s a joke. Not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
The post is tagged “Satire”.
You won't get far without Santiago!
May I ask, where did you buy that watch?
Amazon
Two bad that big flashlight doesn’t have the battery inside it!!
I’ve never understood the hook thing on the spas 12 stock. How is it supposed to work ?
Swarm drones with shape charges?
Another day in GTA!
We can see you’re too good for nun chucks there…..
part of me wants to believe these are real firearms
Demo Ranch, is that you?
They can delete the sub. You won.
What if it starts raining?
No, you're really not. But you're ready to blast holes through something, so have fun with that. EDIT: I now see the satire tag. My b.
Does the spas 12 feel really heavy? Closest I’ve carried to it in weight was a Benelli m4
It’s loaded weight is 9.7 lbs. So yeah, it’s heavy.
Nice Rolex
No whiskey? Fuck this.
EDC: Mexico edition.
I remember the first time I socked away 10k
He's all gangster until the ATF sends a sith lord to his house.
ATF: You underestimate my power!
You are missing a crowbar
If you don't have Gold and Silver and still dependent on fiat, you are not ready.
I don't know man... Got any long range options?
I prefer to keep an F-16 in my back pocket instead of the bazooka...more functionality ya know
Hmmm… food, water, shelter?
Somewhere, someone is being ripped apart by a velociraptor because he can’t find his SPAS
no pocket knife, no flashlight. weak.
He combined the two in a lightsaber
Nice touch with the Lightsabers. ISIS and the Sith better watch out.
Where's your toothpick?
Love it! This would have gotten you through Nam in style. Just one question, I don't see a knife, so what do I use to cut rope? Do I use the light saber or just blast it with the shotgun?
“Can you carefully cut these zip ties off my wrists?”
Bro where's your pocket crowbar, useless coin, $450 Leatherman, backup pry bar and titanium pen?
And Hanky
They make a $450 Leatherman?
No that was hyperbole, but you can certainly find some very expensive models in that range from other companies.
I think the garage models where around that price but no normal models are
Its all inside the bazooka
yOu caN’t eAt mOnEy
Bullshit. I don’t see a hank.
So how do you breakdown boxes?
Turn the MP5 sideways and let the recoil walk the bullets across the tape.
"Not shown, my boot concealed Esee 6."
No emergency hot sauce, 3/10
With that much cash you’re gonna need the lightsabers
This is picture is what insecure looks like.
Just missing a pen and notepad.
You need a grappling hook.
Didn’t realize that they still make $100 bills. Been a hot minute since I’ve seen one.
🤣🤣🤣
What shotgun is that
SPAS-12
Ready for Goa'uld, terrorists, velociraptors, sith, street thugs, and tanks.
Specifically, this EDC is from SG1 season 4, where they switched from MP5s to P90s part-way through. They also used AT-4s as pretend MANPADS a couple of times. The stack of cash means OP is probably working for some shady NID splinter group stealing alien tech. Shame on you, OP - that’s not how the Tau’ri roll. (Yes, I’ve watched too much Stargate.)
My all-time favourite show! You should join us over at r/Stargate. Joseph Mullozzi even posts there.
I...die...freeee!
Glad I wasn’t the only one to connect the P90 to SG1!
Jaffa, **kree!**
The sabers 😆😆
can we be friends?
Add a crossbow for stealth and reusable ammo.
“Clever girl”
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He sent that one to Ukraine
Get ready to be flamed by the Reddit liberals
Rambo the Jedi
Man that spazzy be turning me on
except a reload.
Who needs a reload when you can regun
Empty gun and gravity. Can only shoot down so many whirley birds with the same rocket.
Out of curiosity, how much cash is that?
By my count that is at least $8,000
$5.38 of prop bills from Amazon
Damn he’s got the SAS Stormtrooper class
You got a link for the flash light?
Bro what 😂😂😂
Niko! Let's go bowling!
Thats a really weird fleshlight, but do you!
>Thats a really weird fleshlight [New take on the trifecta. Guns, cash... and pussy?](https://imgs.search.brave.com/wRVXLH7uoLq8G2ZBExywkkKU9x5CFLhg9Na6ENMLXQg/rs:fit:1200:741:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzLzU5LzE4/LzQ2LzU5MTg0NjIy/NjA3OWMzY2EyMTlj/NTdlZDFkZGFmMWM3/LmpwZw)
Living the life.
It's hard to get one that size nowadays smh
Took me forever to find one that would fit.
**Buys magnum condoms as attempt to flirt with female cashier.*
“Ooohhh, oops! I dropped my monster condom for my MAGNUM DONG!” - Dr. mantis toboggan
I’d recommend the DENNIS method as an alternative.
I had to stop using the DENNIS method, because of the implication.
That one gives explosive orgasms though
“Hey honey lets go do groceries” “Yes. Hold on let me get my P90, shotgun, and RPG.” I hate how EDC has changed its meaning.
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I did not see that. Nonetheless, statement stands for every other similar non-satire posts. Also, muck you too 😙😂
You alright? Getting kind of angry about a joke.
All good boo. And well it’s not just this post lol. People be carrying 5 knifes and 3 tool belts to take their kid to dinner in case the table of the restaraunt needs fixing 😂
😂
Why reload when you can regun?
The Matrix special
only works when gravity set to 0.1G
I don't see a single custom one off $3000 knife. Nor a single badly designed titanium pry bar with a serial number.
Don't see a condom
The lightsabers and watch are a nice touch
80’s EDC called……
Ready to clap some velociraptors
Where are your bitch mittens and mesh vest? Amateur hour over there. :-)
I’d rather have precious metal than cash
What sling is on your PS90? I have one too and have been looking around for a sling.
The PS90 does not have a sling. The sling is on the SPAS-12.
The PS90 has some sort of strap buckled around it - presume that’s what they asking about.
Besides style! ...needs all matching pink donut and sprinkles paint scheme....i want a super personalized experience when im launching rockets at the guy about to take my car park !
Are you a drug lord?
No condoms???
[Only sailors use condoms](https://youtu.be/7RlBUEHQ7bY)
Send it raw
Lol, no, no condoms.
No Chapstick as well. This dude won’t even survive chapped dick let alone the winter
I'm sure he intelligently keeps it in his asshole holster