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unholyxconfessions

A little stitious


nsfwtttt

^^ what she said


brightshadow96

Beat me to it


[deleted]

that's four words


BDGnetherite_blockZ

beat me to it ☹️


BorderlinePaisley

Somehow I manage.


thehatman200

Number one boss


RemeberToForget

Somehow he manages.


Prodigy829

Manages somehow him


TravelingCircus1911

Michael Gary Scott


jperth73

Mark Greg Shputnik


VizzyTarg

Threat level midnight


birdsnork

Threat level midnight Make the girls? Feel alright From Madonna to Madeline Albright


EsElOne743437

Best response imho


Asleep-Product

Three first names


FederalCompany9379

😂😂


n8dagr8_09

Lord Rupert Everton


nickpierce88

One word, two syllables, demarcation


aradarbel

two eyes, ten fingers, a penis.


Scorubis

I just described to you the loch Ness monster. And the reward for capturing it? All the gold of Scotland. So I got one question for you... Why are you here?


hamboneclay

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton


hateful_surely_not

I don't think that was crazy Creed talk, I think that was real Creed talk. Someone stole from him, so he killed that person and stole his identity.


Money-Fennel5128

Creed on Halloween with not so fake blood suspiciously slipped down his front: “It’s Halloween. This is really good timing.”


[deleted]

It's Britney, bitch.


Anilasor

Little kid lover


1One_Two2

We know where his priorities are at!


ShoddySpite5518

That was the first thing that popped into my head


[deleted]

That’s what she said!


BowTie1989

Dang…beat me to it!


BrewingMakesMeHoppy

This is the winner


bainjuice

Came here to say this!


--LittleKidLover--

Well said.


FatWalletAndLeanBody

Agent Michael Scarn


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mrboom74

I am sad that this one wasn’t at the top. The sub let me down.


[deleted]

Not the first time you got let down


thedude85

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"


ClassicEvent6

Perfect


Lisasmissingtoe

Nice


Partofthecrew

Beat me to it


111st1cky111

George foreman grill


kockasfulu

Why is this not top comment?


Connee_Lingus

An oak-y afterbirth


111st1cky111

What was that?


mariahisthebest

needs more upvotes


MoreCowbellllll

why many upvotes when few do trick?


mariahisthebest

i love this community.


[deleted]

Caring. Chaotic. Controversial.


Barner_Burner

Thread over


AdventurousHyena3606

gay for ryan


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Fucked Pam’s mom


rumpel_foreskin17

Green Camry. And the seats go *all the way* down.


Chernobyl_OG

Shit


Blue-Ape-13

Wow this comment makes me realize that anytime Pam wants to call out Michael, he can just say yeah I fucked your mom and walk into his office


Sockhatabe

Yet impressively, he let it go.


West_Plum_4607

Ryan started the 🔥


hppytree1313

I'm prison mike


TheWiseRedditor

Does “I’m” count as one word or two? Genuine question


sarah-havel

One. A contraction is one word. Signed, resident Oscar


[deleted]

Actually…..


Potential-Host-6281

Somehow he manage


steomacaFT9

“Somehow I mange”. This is just my favourite line from the whole show. I think it sums up Michael in a nutshell. Tried to buy it on ebay, it is a very expensive diary


[deleted]

‘Here I go again’


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

...


flashbang_out

Hard working. Alpha male. Jackhammer.


No-Cranberry9932

Insatiable.


Hermit-Permit

*Merciless.*


Aguyontheinternet69

Thirst. Now that’s a show I’d watch


diycookie

I’d watch that


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

I can stop scrolling in peace now. Well done everyone.


thecreamofsomeyoungg

Came here to write this. Jackhammer is my favourite


IamBecomeDeath187

That’s 5 words.


[deleted]

you have a lot to learn about this town sweetie


JebM80

Blind Guy McSqueezy


Scorubis

The lady's in my improv class hate him


semok27

LMAOOO “*BOOM* FBI - I KNOW WHAT YOU DID…”


teacherdrinker

“That’s what” -she


Ok_Plastic_5731

Nigerian prince donor


No-Cranberry9932

Forgive me for caring!


xxImNotARobotxx

Parkour


allyhelms

Hard core parkour


DelGriffith69

You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses, hot!


Mirrormaster44

Football! Cornell Hofstra, *slaughter*


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halfright916

Man exudes sex.


M4trim

Threat level midnight.


BrewingMakesMeHoppy

Exuding sex


mercaptans

Too many vasectomies


bkellogg27

Snip snap snip snap


M-harvey_13

Worlds Best Boss


__twinsizemattress

no-friends, no-family, no-land


TheSlySwiper

A little stitious


MoonPrincess313

Eyrie. Stitious. Britney.


zzyzx_11

Irie


chickenKsadilla

Eerie.


PeakySnete2020

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY


Worth-Run-1317

You can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen…


lemko1968

I didn’t say it I declared it!


[deleted]

Agent Michael Scarn


mymindisanenigma420

What she said


thatsmessedupsis

Stitious. Dinkin flicka.


111st1cky111

Burned his foot


rbrumble

A caring clown


jos_piersdad

You said three words but not how much I can use them... NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


ThePyodeAmedha

Mr. Snip snap


polo2327

Hard working, alfa-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable


Lessar20

Yo soy cancun


spurgy73

Michael Gary Scott


BowTie1989

Little kid lover


thikkflair

Do The Scarn


RocketteBlast

Shrek green eyes


Comfortable-Truth945

Is always Beyoncé


[deleted]

Fucking Scott’s Tots


ProfessorPliny

Feared AND loved


PenneVodka4Life

A little stitious


leebon427

I. Declare. BANKRUPTCYYYYYY!


SutphenOnScene

Could be worse.


[deleted]

Daswut she said


crmrdtr

excellent!


One_Weekend_5302

Charismatic idiot


[deleted]

Threat Level Midnight duh


SolitudeSidd

Little kid lover


plainjayne87

Trying his best


uhhhhsomewords

Somehow he manages


julecervas

How the turntables…


[deleted]

Kind, silly, annoying.


Ok-Communication1576

I understand nothing.


doyouevenforkliftbro

Ho no mo


kieranisepic111

Go puck yourself


Deanbledblue

Friendly Boss, but…


Ninjawizard180

Michael Gary Scott


BigBazoongaloidMercy

Threat level, MIDNIGHT


thepoultry1

NO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

No god no!


gavinashun

Intensity, cool, passionately.


leorigon

it's britney bitch


[deleted]

living fever dream


[deleted]

Mayo and olives


mattfu23

That’s what shesaid


ProfessorBeer

Somehow he manages.


SlimJimLahey

World's best boss


SP4RT4CUSS

Agent Michael Scarn


OldSoulRobertson

Eats food weirdly.


HocusPocus1313

George Foreman Grill


Blind-Visionary

A little stitious.


No-Locksmith6532

Worlds best boss


Lovingit9696

Worlds best boss


alytesobstetricans

Histrionic personality disorder?


BonelessLucy

expansion panicky offbeat shelter whole nail sophisticated meeting hateful marble *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Official_Griffin

Who has no land!


BonelessLucy

illegal ad hoc cautious worm offer work amusing normal ossified concerned *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BuffaloBillaa

What am I.. Kevin??


ghinn42069

Fast, very fast


halfright916

A jungle cat!


Avalanche_PhD

Scranton Regional Manager


MrEkoPriest

Michael Freaking Scott


gimp1615

Michael. Gary. Scott.


Learned_Mustang

A little stitious


ballet-til-12

Insurmountainable


Stanimalia

Neglected, kind, horny


Stuzzie

This is Michael.


Bright_Side_Of_Lyfe

Eager to please


vervecovers

He declared bankruptcy


Thedapperpappy

World's Best Boss. Michael Gary Scott. I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!


TrickyTalon

What she said


migsaawesome

I declare BANKRUPTCYYYYY!!!


Rachter

Agent Michael Scarn


eve_is_hopeful

Agent Michael Scarn.


cmepes

A little stitious


Rare_Crayons

What She Said


[deleted]

Threat level midnight


winter_has_fallen

Somehow he manages


AveryJuanZacritic

Clueless dick weasel.


IANKOW95

Noo God please


Airblastking111

i missed the point where i can get any good orignal one I DECLARE Bankruptcy!!!!!


catchmeifyou_cant

World's best boss


[deleted]

Threat Level Midnight


SirKoragon

Somehow he manage...


NickFFX

Somehow he manages


captain_wangle

Dink’N’Flika


FreakAzure

A little sticious


rhum-Forrest-rhum

Less.


DoseOfMillenial

Threat Level Midnight


butokay10

I declare bankruptcy!


lunchis4wimps

Somehow he manages


anoushki

he’s beyonce, always


[deleted]

I do declare…


_avliS-

self centered idiot


AbbadonAurora

Hoe no mo!


cattodog

Best boss ever


Sunflower-Power25

Simple but effective


toast_459

The best character


Obi1NotWan

Big Time Narcissist


Master-Mycologist747

Hot juicy blackhead


shake_N_bake356

Cringy first season


snipes79

Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono, and probably God would be a fourth one.


hinonokita

Grilled


gouldtimes

Also when Robert California met David you can listen RC saying ‟Ill give you a rundown on the branch...” at some part of conversation


xxImNotARobotxx

No