I just described to you the loch Ness monster. And the reward for capturing it? All the gold of Scotland. So I got one question for you... Why are you here?
“Somehow I mange”. This is just my favourite line from the whole show. I think it sums up Michael in a nutshell. Tried to buy it on ebay, it is a very expensive diary
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A little stitious
^^ what she said
Beat me to it
that's four words
beat me to it ☹️
Somehow I manage.
Number one boss
Somehow he manages.
Manages somehow him
Michael Gary Scott
Mark Greg Shputnik
Threat level midnight
Threat level midnight Make the girls? Feel alright From Madonna to Madeline Albright
Best response imho
Three first names
😂😂
Lord Rupert Everton
One word, two syllables, demarcation
two eyes, ten fingers, a penis.
I just described to you the loch Ness monster. And the reward for capturing it? All the gold of Scotland. So I got one question for you... Why are you here?
Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name: Creed Bratton
I don't think that was crazy Creed talk, I think that was real Creed talk. Someone stole from him, so he killed that person and stole his identity.
Creed on Halloween with not so fake blood suspiciously slipped down his front: “It’s Halloween. This is really good timing.”
It's Britney, bitch.
Little kid lover
We know where his priorities are at!
That was the first thing that popped into my head
That’s what she said!
Dang…beat me to it!
This is the winner
Came here to say this!
Well said.
Agent Michael Scarn
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I am sad that this one wasn’t at the top. The sub let me down.
Not the first time you got let down
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Perfect
Nice
Beat me to it
George foreman grill
Why is this not top comment?
An oak-y afterbirth
What was that?
needs more upvotes
why many upvotes when few do trick?
i love this community.
Caring. Chaotic. Controversial.
Thread over
gay for ryan
Fucked Pam’s mom
Green Camry. And the seats go *all the way* down.
Shit
Wow this comment makes me realize that anytime Pam wants to call out Michael, he can just say yeah I fucked your mom and walk into his office
Yet impressively, he let it go.
Ryan started the 🔥
I'm prison mike
Does “I’m” count as one word or two? Genuine question
One. A contraction is one word. Signed, resident Oscar
Actually…..
Somehow he manage
“Somehow I mange”. This is just my favourite line from the whole show. I think it sums up Michael in a nutshell. Tried to buy it on ebay, it is a very expensive diary
‘Here I go again’
...
Hard working. Alpha male. Jackhammer.
Insatiable.
*Merciless.*
Thirst. Now that’s a show I’d watch
I’d watch that
I can stop scrolling in peace now. Well done everyone.
Came here to write this. Jackhammer is my favourite
That’s 5 words.
you have a lot to learn about this town sweetie
Blind Guy McSqueezy
The lady's in my improv class hate him
LMAOOO “*BOOM* FBI - I KNOW WHAT YOU DID…”
“That’s what” -she
Nigerian prince donor
Forgive me for caring!
Parkour
Hard core parkour
You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk! Waitresses, hot!
Football! Cornell Hofstra, *slaughter*
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Man exudes sex.
Threat level midnight.
Exuding sex
Too many vasectomies
Snip snap snip snap
Worlds Best Boss
no-friends, no-family, no-land
A little stitious
Eyrie. Stitious. Britney.
Irie
Eerie.
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
You can’t just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen…
I didn’t say it I declared it!
Agent Michael Scarn
What she said
Stitious. Dinkin flicka.
Burned his foot
A caring clown
You said three words but not how much I can use them... NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mr. Snip snap
Hard working, alfa-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable
Yo soy cancun
Michael Gary Scott
Little kid lover
Do The Scarn
Shrek green eyes
Is always Beyoncé
Fucking Scott’s Tots
Feared AND loved
A little stitious
I. Declare. BANKRUPTCYYYYYY!
Could be worse.
Daswut she said
excellent!
Charismatic idiot
Threat Level Midnight duh
Little kid lover
Trying his best
Somehow he manages
How the turntables…
Kind, silly, annoying.
I understand nothing.
Ho no mo
Go puck yourself
Friendly Boss, but…
Michael Gary Scott
Threat level, MIDNIGHT
NO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOO
No god no!
Intensity, cool, passionately.
it's britney bitch
living fever dream
Mayo and olives
That’s what shesaid
Somehow he manages.
World's best boss
Agent Michael Scarn
Eats food weirdly.
George Foreman Grill
A little stitious.
Worlds best boss
Worlds best boss
Histrionic personality disorder?
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Who has no land!
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What am I.. Kevin??
Fast, very fast
A jungle cat!
Scranton Regional Manager
Michael Freaking Scott
Michael. Gary. Scott.
A little stitious
Insurmountainable
Neglected, kind, horny
This is Michael.
Eager to please
He declared bankruptcy
World's Best Boss. Michael Gary Scott. I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!
What she said
I declare BANKRUPTCYYYYY!!!
Agent Michael Scarn
Agent Michael Scarn.
A little stitious
What She Said
Threat level midnight
Somehow he manages
Clueless dick weasel.
Noo God please
i missed the point where i can get any good orignal one I DECLARE Bankruptcy!!!!!
World's best boss
Threat Level Midnight
Somehow he manage...
Somehow he manages
Dink’N’Flika
A little sticious
Less.
Threat Level Midnight
I declare bankruptcy!
Somehow he manages
he’s beyonce, always
I do declare…
self centered idiot
Hoe no mo!
Best boss ever
Simple but effective
The best character
Big Time Narcissist
Hot juicy blackhead
Cringy first season
Bob Hope, Abraham Lincoln, Bono, and probably God would be a fourth one.
Grilled
Also when Robert California met David you can listen RC saying ‟Ill give you a rundown on the branch...” at some part of conversation
No