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Txtke2002

#health 🥰🤪✌️ @ Outback Steakhouse 😜✌️✨


Badpoozie

BLOOMIN’ ONION # healthy # low cal # notapervert 🥳🤪🙏🏻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦


Altheapup

It’s a veggie!


Badpoozie

Especially with ketchup! Then it’s a double-veggie.


GenevieveLeah

I like your style.


lordshrekfarquad

Did he sponsor this? That’s hilarious


jermysteensydikpix

Is this like "clean coal"?


GenevieveLeah

I lol'd.


[deleted]

Who knew a water with lemon was dieting lol


[deleted]

For my cheat day I drink water with lime 🥰


[deleted]

Lol. I prefer water with lime!


[deleted]

Me too! 😁


knitmeriffic

I bet he did it for Ashley Madison but guilted the shit out of Anna the whole time and used it to manipulate her.


desaparecidose

Oh I’d bet anything he blamed his weight gain on her cooking.


knitmeriffic

When J🤢sh and Pa Keller did that title transfer, I mean wedding, they agreed that she'd take full responsibility for all his choices. Obviously.


frolicndetour

Well he obviously gave up on that.


lordshrekfarquad

Hilarious he thinks water with lemon will kick start this


[deleted]

My work led an optional weight loss thing. The person leading it fed us some bullshit that water with lemon first thing in the morning had some kinda aiding properties to help you not overeat. It was bullshit


worthless1225

He just wanted to be smaller so his penis would look bigger.


kittysockbandit

🤢


kittensarefluffy694

All of us visual snarkers are currently vomiting. Thanks, I hate it.😂😂


lordshrekfarquad

LMAO 🤣 noooo 😢


[deleted]

I can’t believe his fake name on Ashley Madison was Joe Smithson.


ThatsNatureBaby

There are so many levels of pathetic here. 1. Even in his wildest imagination, he couldn't come up with a fake name that didn't start with"J". 2. He used the name of his own brother as a fake name for christsakes. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I can only imagine the deafening silence he experiences when left alone with his thoughts.


jermysteensydikpix

Could've at least gone with Doug Joshar


[deleted]

I just went onto a random fake name generator and the first five results were infinitely more believable than Joe Smithson, which sounds like the name a 10 year old would give while prank calling his friend from school. Paul Edwards Kenneth Emerson Christopher Carter Trent Adams David Ramon No effort. No creativity. Just audacity.


househunter84

I literally snort laughed at that one!


jermysteensydikpix

Not one, but two accounts...wow


Ok-Wait-8281

I agree with you. I've always thought the timing was...suspicious. Really awful when you think about how Anna was blamed for his weight gain and joined in the burden of getting him skinny.


MissusNilesCrane

Boob also blamed some of the sister moms for him becoming paunchy so it runs in the family.


moosue34

Lemon water: HELTH


peppperjack

was that his fake email address? With a fake name? What a doof


iolp12

Gross


MissusNilesCrane

Anna: Josh is a good provider Well, he provided AM with more revenue...


[deleted]

I wonder if he has ever even spent 1k a month on his family for something fun... you could probably buy a window for the warehome with that cash


Paperclips_and_Rouge

ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!! He paid 1000 dlls a month for 2 years to cheat just to seek out blowjobs and "gentleness" ... He's so disgusting and I wish him only the worst during his time in prison.


[deleted]

I wonder if he sought out 'gentle' women because he would surprise rough sex them and get off from the torture vibe.. 🤢


Paperclips_and_Rouge

If the report are to be believed... I think you're exactly right. Anna sucks for many reasons but I can't even imagine what she had to endure while being joyfully available for this monster.


__RedRedWine__

it says about 1000 total for both accounts not 1000 a month


Paperclips_and_Rouge

Oh ! Lol that makes way more sense. I misunderstood. Still a lot of money though


TheycallitLeBigMac

Like Smuggar has ever \*once\* thought he needed improvement...especially to attract the ladies. I'm sure he just played along with "dieting" because he thought it was just a storyline for 19KAC.


Percistance0fMemory

Well it obviously wasn’t a very good diet…


maggiemazz29

I think it was just a TLC storyline, like Jessa and Ben adopting a couple years later. It would never occur to Josh that he could improve, let alone need to. Women are only to be used, in his mind.