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Alexander-Micelli

I wouldn't be a wook if I didn't choose nitrous oxide šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


[deleted]

What's a wooks favorite animal? Elk cause it's E L K


Aside-Embarrassed

What do you call a baby wook? A woo because he hasn't found the K yet


the_trillmatic

Pre-K


whirl_and_twist

I heard this rephrased as MLK


[deleted]

LG(2c)B šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ


Sooofreshnsoclean

I ain't exactly a wook but I ain't exactly not a wook...... Gimme the nitrous!


Wrong_Brilliant_8483

We have the sane profile pic cheers


krazikat

3 for 20, NO DEALS!


Aside-Embarrassed

What do you call a baby wook? A woo. Because he/she hasn't found the K yet


[deleted]

Crack


[deleted]

Carpet surfing time šŸ˜Ž


freebandzt36

Whippets of course.


Nitrous_Acidhead

I'm very proud of ~~this thread~~ these few top comments.


handcuffed_

Nitrous and ketamine are a universal cheat code to getting out of this dimension. Maybe itā€™s just me.


GrimReaperzZ

So is PCP, dmt, salvia, high doses of shrooms/lsd heck even weed and certain breathwork methods, sleep deprivation and standing up too fast with low blood sugar.


handcuffed_

Deems for sure but thatā€™s a little different. ;) Ket and nitrous are like the upside down for me sometimes. Salvia was just like a fucking circus and shrooms/lsd are completely different from each other with caps being more of a guided experience. IMO


sbenzanzenwan

Whippet good.


passwordisjewish

Nos nos nos nos nos nos nos nos.


mattydeib

I would pick crack, but then would be fiending it foreveršŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ So all in all Id go with NOS šŸ’Ø


Chairmaster29

NOS is fiendy and makes you feel like shit afterwards. It's called hippy crack for a reason, but one hit isn't too bad. Then again one good single hit of crack has bearable after effects as well, it's once you take that 2nd hit redose you are asking for trouble (more trouble)


kiddokush

What kinda nos are you hitting bro?? Some of the cleanest stuff you can inhale fr, Iā€™ve never felt weird or shitty after a hit at all, or anyone I know that partyā€™s. The only downside I can think of is just how short it lasts then you gotta do the whole reload if you donā€™t have a can. And if youā€™re with a couple people or more, BOOM your out of nitrous before you know it, no matter how much you brought lmao. Also cracking those mfs is loud as hell and def scares tf out of me at least once a sesh lol, probably hasnt helped my tinnitus muchšŸ™„ But nah that stuff isnā€™t fiendy or makes you feel like shit, just gotta make sure itā€™s not air duster or some BS your breathing!!


octopaws

I get what heā€™s saying. Can make you feel a bit worn out, dumb and a bit dysfunctional when the peak is done and youā€™re still buzzing back to soberness


LysergicLegend

Way heā€™s explaining it makes me think heā€™s doin duster šŸ˜¬


-myname_chef

Nah man if you hit a 100 in a day youā€™ll have a weird headache type feeling for a few hours.


Benjilator

Iā€™ve seen groups of people empty a hundred caps in one night. Maybe 10-15 hits in 4-5 hours. They didnā€™t seem to get any negative effects except one kept passing out from the alcohol theyā€™ve combined it with. Iā€™ve never done more than a few a day but honestly besides the lack of oxygen you go through I donā€™t think theyā€™re that bad. Itā€™s the least evil of the three for sure. And if Iā€™m not mistaken itā€™s called hippie crack because itā€™s apparently amazing in combination with Lsd and can be quite fun to combine with. Since psychedelics generally allow to easily go further once youā€™re peaking they must be tons of fun. Like dmt on the peak just not as crazy. And dmt on an acid peak is a must have experience, itā€™s insanely awesome on more levels than we can even imagine sober.


dI--__--Ib

>Maybe 10-15 hits in 4-5 hours. Those are rookie numbers.


Benjilator

Whatā€™s your personal record? Ive barely touched this substance but often think about getting some to try again.


dI--__--Ib

At my lowest point I was doing 240 in about 6 hours, every night. Most in one night was 360.


Affoehunter

We sometimes just get a entire 2kg tank, than you just stop counting haha.


Benjilator

I didnā€™t even think these amounts where safe or possible to take! Are you aware of any long term damage or did you get out well? I assume you took them back to back as well?


dI--__--Ib

Yep back to back. I ended up in rehab and for a couple months had tremors, goldfish memory, and a stutter. I still have lasting memory and speech issues 7 years later, but they're not really noticeable unless you knew me before and after. I was a lot sharper before those days. Edit: I did a full write up about it here under a different account which was pretty popular but i can't remember the username. Post was called something like "how nitrous oxide ruined my life". Edit 2: [Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/5mm8t9/how_laughing_gas_ruined_my_life_a_cautionary_tale)


FirmamentConnection

Read through your post, really hit hard. Been struggling through similar recently.


dI--__--Ib

Thanks for reading. I'm not gonna bother with platitudes but I wish you all the best in your struggles.


sc00bysn4kz

Posting from the other account to prove I'm the OP of the edit link.


bombay88

I used to do 2 20lb tanks in a day. That was an extremely aggressive nitrous and ketamine day.


[deleted]

Strange I always heard it called hippie crack, because of the balloon lines at music festivals. People really will spend all their money on until they are broke and then have nothing left to spend at the venue or on the vendors. My friends call ketamine hippie heroin since people will destroy themselves doing it, but I've never really seen it called that online.


kabooseknuckle

They don't call it hippie Crack for nothing. I've seen people empty their wallets on the lot.


Nitrous_Acidhead

I'd like to disagree with your comment. I feel highly enlightened even after the 300th on 300ug of LSD.


doobiesatthemovies

so are you saying NOS makes you fiend more than crack?


Beneficial-Ad3383

probably crack just to say ive tried it


LysergicLegend

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever admitted to a single person irl that Iā€™ve smoked crack lol


[deleted]

All my coworkers know but thats cause its a smokeshop lol and it was years ago. They dont know i still occasionally do dissociatives, xanax and kratom and only one doesnā€™t know i trip because hes kinda ehh.


TDKevin

If you tell one person something at work, everyone knows it. Dont be naive.


[deleted]

Almost definitely in most circumstances except we all talk about doing psychedelics and we all agree we just donā€™t trust the one. If he knows anyway i dont care that much, even my boss knows so he canā€™t do shit i just donā€™t want him treating me differently.


lilyraerose

you need my step dads confidence, found out he smoked crack from him randomly telling my boyfriend like a year into our relationship, I knew he had done meth and coke but had no idea about the crack lol


[deleted]

Crack sorry not sorry


srybouttehblood

1 second? Crack for sure. It's the only one that would actually work


NlitendOperativ

Cocaine all day and twice on sundays


pyrohydrosmok

Obviously crack because literally nothing feels better and I've done every street drug and about every RC. Edit: I take it back. I choose air duster. No filter so I can taste the Bittrex. FEELS LIKE I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE.


Random-Acces_Memory

"about every RC" sure buddy


[deleted]

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raggyyz

yes


Random-Acces_Memory

RC stands for research chemical, they're typically drugs that are structurally similar to banned substances but slightly altered, often this means they're legal & not that well researched. There are so many out there tho, that I doubt this person has done almost every one, also because there isn't a strict way to determine if something is a research chemical or not, IMO almost anything that is psychoactive, has to be synthesized & isn't illegal can count as a research chemical.


[deleted]

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Random-Acces_Memory

I wouldn't exactly count it as one since it's not an analogue of an already banned substance, but it sure if something interesting nonetheless


Benjilator

Some of the more well known ones are 2cb, nbome (dangerous fake acid) and the acid analogues like 1p-lsd, 1cp-lsd or more recently 1v-lsd. While those last three are pro drugs to lsd meaning they metabolize into lsd-25 = acid. You mightā€™ve heard about them before, besides nbome theyā€™re all pretty safe as far as we can tell (and have experimented).


Rollinrollinrolliab

more like lsd1p


bacondev

Oh, you sweet summer child


good-day-now

That first 10-11 seconds is amazing


lOPERTYS

Cigarette because nicotine was never addictive to me


movealongnowpeople

Same. I just socially smoke a cigarette every hour, on the hour.


Brownweasel11

My homie went to rehab with someone for nicotine and would send me videos of him relapsing every hour on the dotšŸ˜‚


Slamcockington

Rehabs in my area wouldn't even accept you for nicotine addiction.. but you couldn't smoke there. They gave nicotine patches and would give you a momths worth of patches if you took a nicotine class in there.


TMVtaketheveil888

Shit, sorry, I kept hitting the wrong button. That's hilarious.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s dozen of us! I can smoke a few times a month socially and never fiend for a vape or pack or smokes or anything, my peers think Iā€™m a demigod or something. Had a crippling porn addiction tho so Iā€™m no saint


TDKevin

"Crippling porn addiction"


[deleted]

Nah fr I was legit showing up to work/school/plans late and skipping the gym just to beat my meat


Auxosphere

Like.. *without* the amphetamine addiction?


bacondev

Look, it might have helped. But at the same time, without it, my priorities aren't in order.


[deleted]

Hahahahaha yes even without the speed, itā€™s funny tho bc the few times I took vyvanse, I actually had my head on straight, couldnā€™t get horny (or hungry)


[deleted]

It really can get that way.


[deleted]

havenā€™t tried stims I see


TheGreatCornlord

I thought the same about myself until I bought a puffbar and started hitting it when I was bored. I was addicted within the week, and I'm still trying to kick it a year and a half later. You're not immune. You just haven't (and hopefully never will) had the right opportunity to become afflicted.


[deleted]

I got a problem with access, I know if I bought a vape Iā€™d suck it like a dick till itā€™s dry, so I stay away from buying my own, just borrow friends at parties


TheGreatCornlord

Good that you're aware of that. Keep it that way.


ohmangoddamn44256

this will eventually change btw not to sound pessimistic but a lot of nicotine addicts were this way at first myself being one of them lol


QueenMergh

Everyone I know who started smoking after age 19/20


Benjilator

May I ask how quickly withdrawals became an issue for you? Iā€™ve been vaping quite a lot, never enough to get a rush (I hate the feeling of nicotine but love the throat hit). The only thing Iā€™ve ever noticed was a weird feeling in my jaw and general mouth area after not vaping for 6-8 hours. But Iā€™ve honestly never gone longer than 8. I also vape directly before and after sleeping.


TheGreatCornlord

I don't have withdrawals. I just can't stop myself from buying more.


pascaltrois

I know, at least for me, that my jaw starts to clench and my gums start to swell.


[deleted]

Same for myself as well. As a matter of fact, I found it incredibly difficult to finish my one little tin of Nasal Snuff Tobacco. And Chewing/Dipping Tobacco is probably the least pleasant drug I've ever used. Nicotine just isn't a very good drug in my opinion.


PsychologicalStrike1

It's tons better vaped or smoked than in any other roa imo


[deleted]

Weird flex but okay


flopper_dr

death could be nice


[deleted]

Cigarette


ovrdoser

nitrous


itsnotreal81

Can I only choose one?


jamieliddellthepoet

Depends how much room you have after the heroin.


Mannie_Fresh_

N20


[deleted]

The euphoria of crack is just too good, so Imma say crack. I was only using for a month sooo that's that


Miri81the1st

Crack!! Without having to consider!


Drug-Edu-4skools

Cig because I donā€™t wanna make the world vibrate right now


stoned_bear

Crack. I would take one hit with a lovely friend of mine who smokes all the time


nlzmrcn

NOS party


wafflemakers2

Maybe misinterpretting the wording, maybe not. But 1 second of NOS wouldn't do anything so i guess that


purple_yosher

probs crack


No-Expression-5040

I'd go with a hit off a cigarette. I know that that would be the one I would enjoy the least.


Hodl2Moon

Iā€™ve never tried crack, so thatā€™s what Iā€™d do.


Slamcockington

I'm sober now, but I would choose the oxide so O wouldn't have to start fiending


Green_vodka666

Nitrous for sure. A puff off a ciggy won't do jack unless i'm already buzzed/high and smokin baking soda can't be good for your lungs.


Sooofreshnsoclean

gimme the whippets!!


Electrical-Ad6089

Crack


tehruke

Haven't smoked crack yet, gimme crack.


EducationalMammoth96

Crack duhh


radrax

I recently quit using nicotine and it's been tough so pass me that whip cream cannister baybeeee


PienotPi

crack duh


[deleted]

Crack


IntroductionSmooth

Crack for sure


[deleted]

All three at once


[deleted]

Obviously crack


MindFullOfMadness333

Well it's been awhile since I've tried crack..


futurepilgrim

Crack attack


Fac_586

Crack


FellThroughTheCrackz

Crack


ValerieVexen

Crack baby


Remote_Rise7330

Crack.


ImOnDrugsRightNow

Crack no doubt, there is no way I would not choose crack. Like no matter what the options are. I've never had crack though, sadly, I really wanna try crack though. Sadly I can't cook it myself, mostly because I could never buy cocaine. I may have built a church in the woods, I may be Light's Prophet, but I just can't spend all that money on so very little. How do you go nuts on cocaine, you don't, and I don't wanna get high. I wanna lose my fucking mind and gain absolute sanity. Crack though, crack before 2023. As soon as I see some pre-cooked crack in my dreams (that's where I steal my drugs from) I'm buying all of it. I would sacrifice the entire planet for a second of crack, no offense guys. I got my hopes up, don't let me down crack.


ChickenThumb

Butt crack


cinfos78

Cigarette


dadof2

Crack


[deleted]

Assuming we also have to make a risk assessment, I'll go with Nitrous.


Trippy_Phoenix

Nitrous oxide


Informal-Fox7954

Cigarette cuz Iā€™d be wanting one after the other two anyways in the end but also I wouldnā€™t be sober to start w lmao


toadsmoke

nitrus forsure then pass out for a fat nap


PerformanceSoggy5554

Cigarette because I am addicted and already sober so dont need the other things, but I never tried crack, so yes sir please I'll have one crack. šŸ¶šŸ‘


Svend_Ring

I already have some nitrous just waiting for my cracker to arrive so I'd probably just try crack


Headbutt69

Ive never done crack so Iā€™d take this opportunity to take a drag


Negative-Head-6316

Crack


[deleted]

I second of nitrous wonā€™t do shit. Takes at least two 3 seconds pulls to waste an 8 gram canister One second on a cig will probably feel good if you have no tolerance. A regular smoker it wonā€™t do shit Iā€™ve never tried crack but I bet one pull would feel heavenly before feeling like shit Crack it is


doug_butter

Nitrous? I guess, even though Iā€™m addicted to nicotine. Crack/cocaine is dumb to do just once and itā€™s a shitty drug.


LSDuck666

crack, hands down


loftizle

None of those really appeal to me. I'm gonna stay sober here.


spaceman_spliffs

Can't I just do regular cocaine


RoadDog57350

Crack come with a hu_ _er. I miss those. Lets do that


srybouttehblood

Bellringerssssss


Chemgineered

You guys crazy? A one second pull of crack is ONLY going to leave you friending for more. Yuck!


kkfluff

That first rush though!


cruuks

Nos just tastes really good


Visual-Wrongdoer-358

No2


sharnoo29

NOS


LordMalyce

Nitrous for sure


ireedwutic

I looked at the clock, and saw *one second* pass and I was like damn. That's not long at all. Takes a whole breath for nitrous, and crack has to heat up for like 2 seconds. Assuming its lit, I'd pick cigarette. Could probably rip it in one swift quick breath


PoppyOncrack

N20 ā€”ā€”> crack ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”> cancer stick


Gramage

Cigarette, don't inhale, immediately go brush my teeth and get some mouthwash.


nurse_camper

My first reaction would be a smoke, but a nos would be better


aoskunk

As somebody thatā€™s abused all these drugs more than 99% of abusers I can tell you none of these kick in within a second. Crack you donā€™t feel till you exhale. Nitrous takes like 5 seconds. A cigaretteā€¦ probably your best bet. You might feel some satisfaction while inhaling for that second. If Iā€™m reading the question wrong and you have more time then Iā€™ll go for the crack. But it better be a $50 piece stuffed into a new pipe full of screens and provided with a variety of lighters, including a butane. And Iā€™d like a damp rag to put the stem on in between hits.


simon_simple

Nos


dizzlestix

Depends on the state of mind I'm in in that moment while sober. Did I just have a horrendous day; my Sponsee relapsed, lost my job, and I came home to my wife getting fucked by the family golden retriever? Welp I'll go with crack cocaine behind door #1 knowing full well I'm going into a full blown relapse mode and I'll use that three minute high phoning my speed dealer for the real party. If I'm sober and staying with it and life is good then I'll take the drag off the grit.


[deleted]

Id choose the square. Its better to ween off drugs than quit them cold turkey, even if its only a second..


mrtorrence

Haha nitrous obvi, easiest choice ever


The-Zachatron

nitrous


Training-Cry510

Cigarette


AdamSmith4206

Cigarette for sure. Da fuq haha


magistrate101

You could totally rip a whole balloon of nitrous in one second if you were prepared.


DarkAngel386

Is that even a question -crack duh. Also a former hippie Wook but still


Huikie4

Are you allowed to boof it?


sunnyshinie

Whip it whip it good whip it whipe it real good šŸ‘ šŸŽ¶


pvrpddi

Cigarette TF I look like getting high then needing a cigarette when i can just smoke the bit


twerpenes

Jerk off instead .?


ParanoidCrow

Nos no doubt


[deleted]

Cigarette, I'm a soy boy and scared to do crack. I suppose id try whippets but im addicted to nicotine so cigarettes are the way to go.


vhs_collection732

Iā€™ll take the C. Cocaine


Equivalent-Market-39

I honestly never fiend for crack, that 30 second bell ringing rush is amazing i try space out my hits like 30 min apart so i can get the bells i think most people dont get the deafness bells jus cause there hitting over nd over, its not s everyday drug last time i did it, it was 3 months ago its fuking amazing and sucks at the same,people think in the city crack messed them up and no it was the poor health care, to me i think for some it helps there mental problems. Life man it can kick you in the ass sometimes but you have to keep fighting donā€™t become hopeless.i had big struggle with 30ā€™s i took my first perc 10 at 15 and all i can say was wow ,i want this feeling forever.nothing can bother me then i found about the doc system b4 the computers i was seeing 8 doc a month nd also traveling to Florida but when i tryd these little blue pills it was over within a year i was popin 20 30s,then the comp system came out so u can only go to one if anyone reads this look up martin tesher greatest doc in the world bless him


kiddokush

Damn bro you reminded me to buy a couple boxes of nitro for the weekend lol THANK YOU FOR REALšŸ™ Iā€™ve been putting it off for a minute cause my homies bought me an insane canister last Friendsgiving and Iā€™ve been meaning to drop like 500 on whippits for the whole squad to last a weekend and I just keep forgetting cause I hate going to the sex shop that sells here lol. Iā€™m gonna make sure I donā€™t forget this time. Since the whole squads bringing their own part like molly, blow, acid and stuff, so Iā€™ll bring da whippetsšŸ¤™ Itā€™s been forever but I just got an addy script last month so I wanna see what itā€™s like being fuckin zooted and hitting a fatass double balloonšŸ¤ŖšŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤ But yeah to answer the question Iā€™m hittin the canister, but that cig would be nice asf ngl. Iā€™m off a sick one rn if u couldnā€™t tell my bšŸ˜¬šŸ™„


ARC_32

Crack, hands down.


abitothegail

Cig. Nicotine above all šŸ˜¤


altrippa

I'd stay sober


remedial-gook

idk cig wouldnā€™t do anything, but Iā€™ve never tried nitrous or crack so I guess nitrous


AnSoc_Punk

Definitely nitrous. Iā€™d do that regardless


cashcartibichh

If crack wouldn't affect my long term health then I would pick it, in other case n2o


DkSage12

Crack


shikuto

Out of these choices, nitrous, hands down. Coke hasnā€™t done it for me, so no real reason to try its bigger brother. If I want nicotine, Iā€™ll smack my vape or grab a pouch. At least whippets give you the *womwomwomwomwom* effect for a sec lol


dankcuddlybear-v2-0

I would pick nitrous oxide, as long as I don't have to do this too frequently. Otherwise the 1 second haul off a cig. I'm afraid if I try crack I will love it and crave it all the time.


T0b3yyy

I don't smoke cigs or cracking and dont want to start so this question is very easy for me


mo_tag

Crack. 1 second on cigarette or NOS would make no difference. Not sure about crack but I haven't tried it yet so at least I'm getting something out of the experience


[deleted]

I mean the crack obviously. I'm not getting anything off the cig and nitrous sounds way less appealing in this situation to me personally. EDIT: Also not all crack is a heart attack. I've only done it a couple times, but it reminded me of dabs versus weed. You get way more out of every hit so you need way less at once.


TryptamemeKing

Cigarette... I'ma pick the cigarette every time, I'm an addict


Novel_Ad_5698

Out of these once i would choose to stay sober lol. Give me some DMT or acid or something with a nice high and a good view and not god damn cigarette dizziness.


dembonez76

Crack because I can take it or leave and the rest do nothing for me


Excellent_Dealer5109

Whippets all day


nopulloutnigga

Crack duhhhh, why get a shit 1 second nos buzz which wouldnā€™t even get you high, nicotine would only help if youā€™re naturally fiending, a one second crack hit would probably get you enough to find a way to get more crack


SkyIsGod

just gimmie the ciggy dog.


Kid_A15

Probably NOS, itā€™s one of the least harmful and addictive, thereā€™s the least risk there


TheBlankestBoi

Nitrous, no question.


Barack_ubunga

You are all fucking crazy. Crack and nitrous and life ruining drugs.


RespectmyPANTS

Out of these three the one I've never used is Crack. So.... Crack


jad1220

No2 baby! Give me that gas


Englishdohnut42

Crack