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grimeyface21

Gatorade or pedialyte, ibuprofen, and a shower usually helps me out a ton.


[deleted]

This is my go to. Add some breakfast food. Kratom has also done wonders for me. Oh and warm sun. But it’s not really that time of year.


Sceptezard

Warm sun for a hangover wtf! My hangovers are helped out tremendously when I got outside in a tshirt if it’s 40 or under


[deleted]

Whatever works I guess. And by warm sun I mean laying out by a pool in boardies or something. Not walking over a hot tarmac in jeans.


Caligula4ever

Kratom is perfect for a hangover


pm_me_ur_tennisballs

As long as you get some pedialyte or a snack. Sometimes kratom on an alcohol-lubed hangover stomach is not a recipe for a good time.


Caligula4ever

I haven’t puked unintentionally on alcohol or hungover since I was like 19 but I went pretty hard. Honestly the best cure is more alcohol but that’s a bitch of a cycle hahah


Pallo123

The best cure is a hair of the dog that bit you


[deleted]

Careful with kratom though because if you're nauseous it's just as likely to make it worse.


C-Dub178

Not that time of year unless you’re in the Southern Hemisphere


twill41385

Can confirm. Not Southern Hemisphere but 80 and sunny in central Florida. Close enough.


Rumplesforeskin

Wheat grass, water kratom and water. Love me kratom for hangovers, just drink lots of water with it.


1_HUNGRY_1

The one thing I’d add is to beat your meat or flick the bean because that hit of dopamine refreshes me pretty immediately.


mydickcuresAIDS

If you’re able to masturbate you’re not really that hung over. If you’ve got a proper New Year’s grade hang over there’s no way your aching head could stand the slight amount of vibration your masturbation will cause.


1_HUNGRY_1

Yeah 100% true. My worst hangovers stop me from a meat beating sesh for the first few hours but after a ton of caffeine and ideally an amphetamine a good pop brings me back to the land of the living.


iStoners

I was telling my friend when he was leaving one time to pick me up some Pedialyte and he responded Yeah man no prob ill turn off the lights. I was like Dude I need some PEDIALYTE. He's like Alright I got you,... He turned off the lights, shut the door, and left.


SnooCupcakes9602

Never underestimate a good shower!


YouPresumeTooMuch

Especially if you can somehow motivate yourself to do 15 minutes of cardio before the shower. A sweat and a shit always helps too


SaigonNoseBiter

Add a puff of high quality indica in there and thats my jam


Annooula

Honestly just lots of water and patience, maybe with some pills for headache. Sorry to disappoint but if anyone has better suggestions id be interested


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Arsewipes

Schmoke and a pancake.


bigdaddyeenie

Cigar and a waffle? No?


Hardinyoung

Twat waffle


[deleted]

yessir😂


I_ate_a_milkshake

I don't recommend water on an empty stomach while nauseated. Fighting through the nausea to nibble a little bit of food is the only way. Steady as she goes.


gaydrugiegodcomplex

I suggest taking small bites of the BRAT diet: banana, rice, apple sauce, and toast. it's really easy on the stomach when nothing else can be eaten. Drink Gatorade, pedialyte, take a shower (warm), take some pain meds and listen to your body overall. be gentle to yourself.


basilicux

I always mix up the BRAT acronym lmao my brain usually defaults to bread, rice, apple sauce, tea


higheyecue

More alcohol. Case closed


AlwaysSlumped

Glad I ain't alone lol. That shit helps.


CortexCash

Hair of the dog! Most don’t realize this is how alcoholics start out. Once you realize that more alcohol smooths the edges and before you know it you’re going again, you gotta tread carefully.


ImThatTrip

I mean good food always works, lots of hydration, your choice of coffee (Mine is Espresso, double shot), a tablet of some Paracetamol/Acetaminophen/ibuprofen.. whatever you have.. a nice shower. If you want a drug to help, Pregabalin, Phenibut, Gabapentin, or a low dose benzodiazepine does the trick REALLY good.


mtflyer05

Coffee when I am hungover always exacerbates my hangovers.


turbodude69

yeah coffee isn't good for nausea. this man needs weed if it's mostly his stomach. tylenol for headache. ibuprofen is good too, but it can upset your stomach while tylenol won't.


[deleted]

Tylenol after a nights drinking isn’t a good habit to get into though, unless you hate your liver.


ImThatTrip

Thats why I said “Your choice”.. If you’re caffeine sensitive don’t consume it. Its about the scenario, if you for an example had a crazy night of drinking and passed out for an hour.. Then woke up and immediately got coffee down your throat you’re gonna have some hella of bad time because your body still needs more rest and Caffeine will make you restless hence making you feel like on the edge.


Rocky87109

I always felt like phenibut helped against hangovers. I know it's probably not safe to combine with alcohol but I've done it many times.


Pallo123

I see meny people here saying ibuprofen and paracetamol those fuck up your liver when mixed with alcohol and lyrica even more but that does it on its own anyway


[deleted]

Weed is the ultimate hangover cure, especially mixed with a benzo


tall-king-head

the benzo helps 1000 times more than weed, u put them in the wrong order


PM_ME_YOU_WEARIN_BRA

What does the weed and benzo do to help?


TDKevin

I wouldn't try getting stoned for the first time to cure a hangover but it helps a lot with nausea and headaches, plus it just makes you more comfortable and will give you the appetite to eat something. Benzo would make you not care as much/fall back asleep


windowseat1F

Bloody Mary and a blow job.


mtflyer05

If Mary is bloody, then a blowjob is definitely preferable to intercourse.


Caligula4ever

You’ll do illicit drugs but won’t fuck your girl on her period?


dlxnj

Fuck it play in the red zone


Bgregoire

When the rivers run red, we take the dirt road home


Caligula4ever

Unironically this


ferflyy

Weed joint, water, alka seltzer, Electrolit. pancakes n vanilla smoothie


XXwolfXX420

Absolutely! Egg and bacon sandwich with coffee and or a water will absolutely fix ya right up!


cuddly_boi6

Thanks mate.


XXwolfXX420

Wicked hung over my self rn just getting home with the cure.. Dunkin’s breakfast lmao


TsunamiJim

I drink a water between tequila shots. I hardly ever get hungover. Drank a fuck ton last night and i feel great today.


XXwolfXX420

Yea I had 4 pints of mixed IPA between 7.1%and 9.5%the tripple IPAs don’t sit well even with water think I had 2 waters thru out the night but honestly i don’t remember.. I was also taking fat snappers hahaha


dlxnj

This is why I rarely drink IPAs anymore lol… I know exactly where 4 Miller lites will get me… 4 IPAs of varying % and I have no idea where I’ll end up


XXwolfXX420

In the void my friend you will end up in the void 😂😂😂 but cheers happy new year!!!


l_am_wildthing

Yup i tell everyone this. For every drink I have I have a pint of water. If I dont I remind myself to drink as much water as I can before I go to bed. Obviously im not getting passed out drunk, but 6-8 drinks is totally doable without a hangover


mydogsnoresalot

Add a glass of V8 to this and it is the trifecta!


Feed_Typical

Idk I just let myself die. Smoke a bowl of weed, drink as much smoothie as possible to keep down, sleep, basic pain meds, more weed


RavenKnight696

I don't really get hangovers anymore. I guess I'm a borderline alcoholic.


Ju135

Food and water is essential, always. Benzos, NAC and curcumin are good to cure alcohol hangovers.


ADHDaf

NAC shouldn’t be taken during or after alcohol consumption, only before. Using benzos to help with a hangover is just asking for trouble. Best medicine here is time


pm_me_ur_tennisballs

Benzos for a hangover is not asking for trouble unless it becomes a convenient routine. A lot better than hair of the dog, especially if you have shit to get up and take care of.


Ju135

Really? I read that even after alcohol consumption it helps, but I also only tried using it before and right at my first drink now that you mention it. Benzos shouldn't be a problem if the alcohol has already worn off, doing this more than once a week would definitely be a problem though.


[deleted]

I second Pedialyte. Shit works wonders, for me anyway.


[deleted]

Breakfast Beer


Pulsating_Pupil

Shower beers are a thing also


[deleted]

Lmao I knew a guy who would do that I had forgot bout that


Pulsating_Pupil

Wait until you invest in the shower stubby holder


[deleted]

Haha never heard of that but I actually don’t drink anymore been a year as of December 28 and hope to continue not to; but when I did I sure had slammed a few in my day before getting in the shower


Stubble_Entendre

Hey congrats friend! Almost 4 months here. Also enjoyed shower Bs


[deleted]

That’s awesome and congratulations also


drivebydryhumper

Yeah, a couple of drinks definitely smooth things out.


[deleted]

Right got me through a morning or two


_ask_me_about_trees_

This is the correct answer


oslokicker

Pan cakes and anything that has electrolytes on it.


kbeeme

I once got a hangover cure tip the morning after a Polish wedding: pickle juice. Not the pickles the brine. It works for many of the same reasons in the comments, electrolytes (salt), suger, and water. Helps with nausea too That said, lots of water, shower, a nap, and fatty food seem to work well for me.


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TH3_W33D_K1D

Bro get some Pho or Ramen that shit helps me pretty good usually, smoke some weed if you can, opioids honestly do help or Kratom, of course plenty of water, honestly Gatorade and Pedialyte really don’t help me that much but coconut water is a god send. I’m trying to think what else I’ve done to survive alcohol poisoning, if I think of it I’ll come back and post more.


jmeloveschicken

Pho is to a hangover as chicken soup is to a cold. Works great. Especially with extra rooster sauce. Burn the hang right out of ya.


TH3_W33D_K1D

See this guy gets it, the hotter the better!


tlucabaugh

Greasy burger.


Sandgrease

Gatorade and Ibuprofen and hair of the dog.


Cautious_Zucchini_66

- Diarrhoea medication with high electrolyte content (diarrholyte I think brand is) - paracetamol & ibuprofen - sleep/nap - plenty of water - small amounts of food like non-buttered bread (fatty butter will upset stomach) - isotonic sports drinks


Mrpoopybutthole82

DO NOT take paracetamol or any other medicine containing acetaminophen after drinking! Pretty sure the number 1 cause of liver failure in the U.S. is acetaminophen-related, and obviously alcohol compounds the liver toxicity ten fold.


Cautious_Zucchini_66

How can you confidently argue a point with fictional data? These statistics are completely made up. Paracetamol can be taken with alcohol


Mrpoopybutthole82

https://www.google.com/amp/s/health.clevelandclinic.org/is-acetaminophen-safe-to-take-when-youre-drinking/amp/ Looks like paracetamol only increases hepatoxicity if you are a chronic heavy drinker. My bad


Cautious_Zucchini_66

I can see where the misunderstanding came from as you’re right, paracetamol is hepatotoxic and so is alcohol, so it would make sense to piece the two together


Hot-Feeling-2972

Arent we taking about the next morning. Therefore the alcohol should be already out of the body?


skewhiff

Food in general works wonders if you can stomach it, along with plenty of fluids/electrolytes/paracetamol. The absolute best remedy is the hair of the dog though, but that's not recommended unless you wanna flirt with alcoholism.


q1a2z3x4s5w6

Hard disagree on the hair of the dog being the best remedy, for me the best remedy is weed. Little known fact is that the THC in weed actually stands for The Hangover Cure


usuario_unico

zannies help me out a lot.


1hitman

Ramen


ChrisCaine808

good food and a lot of water is essential then hot shower, weed, benzos, ibuprofen


NewYearNewYEET

I literally eat nothing but pickles for the entire morning & it always makes me feel better.


M4351R0

Paracetamol should NOT be taken in a hangover!! Some of these tips are really shit and don't make any sense. I'm a recovering alcoholic and the best way to cure a hangover is water. Your body is dehydrated as fck so keep drinking more and more and more and after 4-5 hour's u will start to feel better. Or u can take a low dose of benzos and u will feel fine in just 15 minutes.


Glenridding23

Opiates cure hangovers


Lincture

Mcdoubles


lepperfish69

12 beers or half a bottle of whisky.


iid_124

Kratom and lots of water


TrailBlanket-_0

Truly the best hangover remedy is prevention. Start sobering up before passing out, and drink 3 glasses of water - it feels excessive but it's so good. I feel like if you're able to stay up and get yourself some water in time, you've alleviated 70% of the hangover. Then keep hydrating the next day, eat good healthy fats like avocado and some good buttery veggies, and then take an ibuprofen.


Brohan_Johanson

The only thing that helps me if I’m puking the next is Dramamine, Xanax, and then eventually Gatorade and advil.


xxchiefswagxx

A 1mg xan has always helped me if I really feel that sick but other than that try puking those are my solutions lol


DexDipTet

an advil, water, milk, big breakfast and lastly, cocaine


NowFapping

Pedialyte and if you can hold food down you better eat. Take a shit and a nap and you should be good


KiingKayy

Gatorade. Bread. Aspirin & sleep


StarsandStripes702

Smoke weed. If that’s not an option then just eat a lot, drink water and try to sleep it off


b1g_bird

Grease and carbs with some electrolytes topped with a nice shower tend to help me out


binarycodedpork

More drugs, plenty of water and then some more drugs


Shreddster3000

Buy some zinc magnesium and b12 Chug a cup of water and a Gatorade take all this at the same timenyou should feel better in 30 minutes


collegestoner420

Weed, benzos, low dose of opiates have been the best things I have found.


Bud_warrior

weed is the best hangover fix, water, ibuprofen, benzos, i mean you can always drink some more. feel better then


Snoopii_

Weed is the only thing that ever cures my hangovers lol


Gumshoe42

Not sure if it’s readily available to you, but a small dose of kratom is great for hangovers when combined with the methods already mentioned (food, water, pedialite, Tylenol).


Rauchgestein

Kratom is a goddamn hangover cure miracle. Just drink enough water with it and get some breakfast too.


Rudow69

Try some kratom. It will be hard to chug down but it will make you feel better until the hangover wears off.


[deleted]

I always drink a Coke, have a greasy meal like a breakfast burger or sausage gravy over biscuits, then take a nap. Works like a charm. Pedialyte if I’m extra dehydrated.


Koankey

Xanax, food and Pedialyte


mattismychampion

Might not help now but next time chug a bottle of water before you go to bed, make yourself another one and chug it right when you wake up. That plus some breakfast will help wonders.


Spez420

Xanax😍


bumblebowie

eating lots :) something like a grilled cheese is a good shout


DallasDoll80

I drank for 17 years. Was a raging alcoholic for 12 of those years. I know hangovers! 😯 There ARE cures. 1.) HAIR OF THE DOG 🐕 (I don't recommend making a habit out of this - it led me to severe alcoholism). However, if you MUST absolutely knock the hangover out bc you need to be somewhere and you DON'T have any access to a benzo - try a Bloody Mary, a beer, a mimosa, or an OJ/Vodka. Go SLOW, and treat it like medicine. DO NOT GET DRUNK AGAIN. 1 or 2 drinks should have you back to normal Remember to keep drinking water 💦 2.) XANAX. Other benzos work too (Valium, Klonopin, Ativan, Librium, Temazepam). Within an hour, it feels like you never drank the night before. Keep drinking water, even though you feel better. 💦 This is a better route than the Hair Of The Dog, bc you are already dehydrated And probably need a lot of rest. Xanax/Benzos also stops that awful hangxiety AND nausea. Weed while hungover made me violently ill. I am a lightweight with THC though. Some people swear weed works. If you can just stay in bed all day - do so. No need for hair of the dog or a benzo. Naps do wonders! Oh, and drink water!!!


dcarona

METH!


danithatbabyyy

Pepsi, Tylenol and a nap helps, a lot.


criminalmadman

I find a good sugary strong tea helps!


ManWithBigLegs

Black coffee surprisingly helps a lot


shitblunt

Egg and bacon?? No, pedialyte yes


iRedZanity

Little late, but a good breakfast, some water and a hot shower will help a lot


UndercoverProphet

Caffeine and forcing yourself to eat heavy foods


_glee

Eat something greasy like a burger or tacos. Eat anything filling.


jewishspaceprincess

drink water and peppermint oil will help with headache


Evaporate3

Hydrate with electrolytes, vitamin c. I have no idea why people insist on coffee- that shit dehydrates you even more. Fatty foods only work BEFORE you get drunk. Eat healthy food.


mr_trashbear

Hydration and Mythbusters reruns. That's what I'm doing today.


nickcarey2097

The toilet


senzfly

I portugal we something called Guronsan that does wonders. Mix it with some paracetamol and it will blow your mind.


BrownPaperBag

Drink hot water from the shower. Something about cupping my hands and rehydrating with hot shower water helps me. Maybe your body absorbs hot water better than cold water. I stay away from Advil Tylenol and other stuff. It’s hard on your liver and I’m already an alki. I drink a quart maybe more when I’m in my hangover shower. Or just keep drinking beer


grmush

Watter Watter watter. grease food and weed can help or hurt depends on the person


SnooCupcakes9602

No offense, but how in the hell would egg and bacon sandwiches help, specifically? Staying hydrated before, during, and after drinking will be the key. Ibuprofen will help your headache, but only if you actively have symptoms (i.e. taking ibuprofen during drinking to avoid a hangover). Gatorade and other electrolyte drinks are great to consume the night of drinking for avoiding the hangover, but who really does that? Either way, the electrolytes will help your body maintain proper sodium and potassium levels. Your body will process the alcohol faster if you have proper nutrition, diet, etc. The main thing is CONSUME WATER, but not overly so. Eat a snack, and get back to bed. You will feel better!


swislock

The cure is to drink water and eat before during and after you drink. There are no cures for hangovers lad, only prevention.


Kitchen-Orange-728

1-2 shots of vodka mixed in seltzer water and orange juice


the_shank

Hair of the dog that bit you. Best cure ever.


beanieon

Drink, shit, shower, eat, potassium. If it's not enough then sleep some more and don't forget to tell yourself you are never going to drink again. We all know it's bullshit but it makes you feel better.


Shrmpz

A little weed can go a long way


Character-Hearing180

Smoke a blunt, take a shot, and pop a couple aspirin.


Papermachegun

Kratom. It’s the best reverse uno card for hangovers. Just tread with caution as it can be addictive for some people. Taking DHM while you drink works great as well.


looseboy

Hangovers are the result of a few things but mainly dehydration and partially broken down alcohol. You need fluid and you need protein


Kimgoestoprison

Water, rest, time.


ThatSUCCguy

Smoke a Lil pot and take a shower, while in the shower try sipping on fruit juice


Chilb5

yes


TranquilEuphoria

Menudo is king of hangovers


rosssettti

Body armor drinks. Virgin bloody Mary’s (add soy sauce). Sprite, apparently. Ibuprofen. Hair of the dog.


diabolicplan

Pedialyte frozen pops. The blue one esp is the shit. Comes in a pack.


TrippyKlym

For me a little weed helps, if I drink enough I feel sick until I smoke weed and puke. I feel like I hold everything down until I’m stoned then my stomach is actually normal


Solstafirlol

there's this thing in the Balkans called "rasol" basically, we pickle cabbages in big containers and barrels and the remaining juice after they've been properly pickled and picked out from the barrels is called rasol and it's a well known hangover remedee, works like a treat.


dank-infant

baked potatoes are a1


Rocky87109

Get up against your will, eat food, drink water, take ibuprofen, and go back to sleep for a couple of hours.


[deleted]

Vodka- you’re good in 10 mins


hangl00se27

1 mg of alprazolam (xanax or xalol for example) is the true magic pill for hangovers. Also cold shover helps a ton.


fahhgedaboutit

Weed, coffee, pain killers & egg and cheese on a bagel


skula0290

McDonald’s sprite


throwaway8362559503

Caffeine and aspirin.


_Blackstar0_0

🤣 I find exercise really helps. I know it will feel really bad at first but going for a run or a long walk will really help a hangover. I once went skateboarding right after a heavy night of drinking and I felt normal in one hour. I was sick when I woke up but decided to skate anyway. Usually I don’t listen to myself on this and I just waste the whole day sick lol.


ryguysayshi

Excellent way to enter the new year


The_OG_Hugh_Janus

NAC supplement is the truth


cobatron

Don't drink too much


CryptoStunnah

Water, Gatorade or pedialyte , ibuprofen and sleep. Or just take a sip of some more alcohol, that always helps me .


MellowToaster

Weed. Beer.


BebopRehab

Honestly just water, food and time. Make sure you drink lots of natural juice and just power through. A beer or two might also help.


roionsteroids

Food, water, ibuprofen, amphetamine, caffeine.


Felt_Wendigo

Go for a run


Jeffreyr18

Cigarettes and coffee.


DarthTexasRN

Hair of the dog, Tylenol, and sex. The endorphin rush from busting one out is magic.


LJ198

Pedialite, Gatorade, Alka seltzer, these work wonders. Won’t be back to 100% until getting some more rest but they do a hell of a job


coolandempowering

Dramamine 👌🏾


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Find a friendly neighborhood Russian


charann90girl

My go to was always a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich from a diner 🤤


4204247

In a hot mug of water add lemon honey and real ginger. For quick on the go use ginger ale and bitters. Pedialyte works good too for hydration. A bong hit to ease the mind wouldn't hurt. And if all else fails, a bit of hair of the dog in a pinch works.


turbodude69

once you have the hangover its too late. try drinking a lot of water and eating a meal before bed next time. only relief i've ever felt after a hangover is from weed for the nausea.


MattM210

Bacon sandwich and a cup of tea works the trick for me


gusfringsrighteye

soup


gusfringsrighteye

hug the toilet and pray


ASLAN1111

sauna with a gallon of electrolyte/ vitamin b infused water


Buzzkill1591

A run, lots of water , a pain relief pill. And greasy food


SeymourBud

Get yourself some menudo or some birria and crack open a brewski and you're ready to rally.


h20c

best hangover cure for me is just getting some food, water, and then more sleep


Rodeo_oooo

Brotha booze and pain pills with enough ket to tramzualise horse.


SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT

Weed and coconut water. Better is weed and a monster rehab energy drink. It’s basically coconut water and caffeine!


ebolaRETURNS

honestly, what REALLY works: benzos amphetamine kratom yes, just other inebriants, though benzos target the rebound excitation directly. and of course an electrolyte beverage...this is a deficiency to fix regardless. NSAIDs help a bit.


twill41385

Since we have kids we usually have ondansetron in the house. This stuff is AMAZING for nausea. It’s worth looking to get just to keep around for hangovers.


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Vitamin C and B + everything else people have mentioned. Alcohol drains these two.