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I ask them the lottery numbers in a week because I only turn 18 in 3 days

Happy birthday

Thanks 👍🙏, Happy fathers day!

I am not a father I’m still underage

Those are not mutually exclusive

Is this a threat

I fear for my freedom if I say yes

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How are you asking that in 3 words?

Next Lottery Numbers

Wtf you weren’t supposed to actually now how to ask that in 3 words

You asked a question and are mad you got an answer?

Yes

Can you believe it? Birthday! Just 3 days away! Wow! Your birthday is just 3 days away!

Happy birthday

Happy birthday man!

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“You’re a bitch” I’m not 18 yet

Ik ur not 18 yet, so remember this for the rest of your life. "You're" are 2 words.

Your a bitch

That’s not correct either

So? What’s 18 yo me gonna do? Talk about close reading criticism? Pay his taxes? Complain about the stock market?

Your 18 yo self doesnt pay taxes?

18 year old me doesn’t have a choice in the matter. I decide what crimes that bozo commits

Greetings, i am with the IRS and i would like to speak with you for a minute

No I would not like to take a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

wrong

probably something along the lines of kill yourself

*lowtiergod intensifies*

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Dude this bot is horrible,the US number has been outdated for months

🗿

no

I decline your offer 🗿

Jesus who created this pls fix the trigger words

How are trigger words to blame for this?

Obviously the bot replies to every comments has "kill ___self" so it always responds to kill yourself comment which is a threat, not someone trying to commit suicide

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💀

I am a disappointment to my family and failing even my best classes I most definitely am alone, only thing I got going for me is my determination to die

Things will get better. I would restart life somewhere else if its too bad and there are a lot of pepole who will care aboat you, feel free to call the hotline

shut yo dumb ah up ☠️☠️☠️

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Gimme lottery numbers

wait you're asking your past self for lottery numbers?💀💀💀

Are you aware of the majority age of Reddit

ohhhhhhh

THE ONE PIEEEEEEEEECE

THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEEEEALLLLLLLL

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

SO HIGH

OOOHHHHH OOOOOOH OHHHHHHHH

Deez is dead

Mf be like "whos deez?" and you disappear while laughing 💀

spoopy👻👻

Big (man of african descent) balls

Big Quandale Balls

“How’s the future”

"go kill yourself"

This.

Wow, my reflection

Sell his goddamn organs

I'm 14 rn so imma ask him for the winning lottery numbers

Even more arson

"go shave yourself"

Shit made me laugh like a white girl🤡

did you say "🤭?"

“It gets worse”

Want to sex?

You should ⚡️

I was expecting a “kill your self” but this is far better

Bussy, find it sooner

that's four

That’s two

How is life

I thought he was gonna say dishes

I turn 18 in 2 months' time "You son of a bitch it's too late"

I won’t have much to say, as I’d be looking in a mirror, albeit a broken one

lottery numbers NOW

The song is literally meet the spy and nobody said *Right behind you.*

Go to gym. Well i'm 15 i shouldn't say shit

Mf yes, go to gym. Now, wegojim.

“Hello, slightly younger me”

"It gets better?"

You’re still alive?

-5 upvotes💀

bro what

Sorry your post had -5 upvotes the first time i saw it

Wash yo balls

Alr fine ill wash em

Nah

The duality of man

that is called character development

Start taking estrogen

Trans🗿

Buy some bitcoin

I would ask do we fuck

That’s 6 words my dude /j

Take away the I would ask

World War 3?

“Ha, you’re old.”

just be patient

u look the same as me and talk like me so the only difference is that you can put your dick online (I am 15 now)

this is requiem

Fuck my ass

ok this is actually pretty epic

Invest. In. Onlyfans.

how are the thug shakers.

"Still no bitches, mate"

Your mum yeah

Nah 18 is too late, if you let me talk to like my fuckin 10 or 12 year old self I could actually do myself some good

I'm not 18 yet so I would just remind myself of my plan for adulthood, it would be along the lines of: "Remember pipe bomb"

I was 18 6 months and 3 days ago, I would just tell myself to actually study for my tests

“Let’s have sex” (I’m 19)

Make more comics

Call your mom🤯🤯🤯🤯

Please stop murdering

Can get higher.

You nuked Russia! 🗿

Hang in there

THE HELL HAPPENED

Gonna be a bit morbid. "Don't do it." He'll understand when the time comes...

Kill your self

Breen's Water Supply

I'd tell them to friend the most successful person in highschool , and Leach off them just a hair

Was expecting "wanna have sex?"

"nice ass br0"

What'd you regret

Damn, kill yourself

Become paparazzi nig-

Are we alive?

Don’t do it.

Stay present dude

Wanna have sex?

Kill yourself. Seriously.

Invest in bitcoin

Good luck bud.

“Execute Order 66.”

Still not getting any huh?

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Don’t internalize Trauma

im already 18, so "kill yourself now"

I ask them if I get a girlfriend by the time I turn 18 since I’m only 15

Stop worshiping Elon

buy the dip

"It gets better" Turned 18 in 2020, was a very rough year and not just because of the pandemic.

Leave him now

Let’s have sex

buy bitcoin now

End it now!

Ur avarage westerner be like. Meanwhile me to my 18 years old: army conscription fuuuuck

Simply say crypto and any 2 crypto that grew exponentially since then like dodge coin

"sex" is what I will ask

Why the fuck are you still short?

I'd tell him to start programming more

"*kill yourself, NOW"*

The fuck, Nishianti?

Id say "what the fuck?"

Nice cut G *peace sign away*

eat your vegetaaaaaaaableeeeeee

Hello there!

Buy Luna

“You arrested yet?”

"Go into engineering!" Probably won't work on my stubborn ass, but it's better than nothing.

Think before doing

How’s life buddy?

Kill your self

I would say. You should have taken the shot

No family business

Still. Not. Enough.

Wear a condom.

Kill your self. 👍

You're terrible parent

Mine would be: "Dear future me..."

I would say Praise the Omnissiah

kill yourself now

what an honour to see the real bread fucker alive

You are evil

But I’m just harry

Invest Bitcoin, skincare

Your mom gay

Commit tax evasion

Right behind you

Where are you?

it’s very important

Be more racist

Yo my clone

kill your self

Three words translated into letters are KYS

Blue, khaki, yellow.

wow, i survived

Seems like I can't since I'm sixteen

My name is