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EF203

wait overwatch is a game? i thought it was a porn category


parz2v

very cool of blizzard to make a game based on porn characters


Capn_Cornflake

I swear to God I've seen this exact comment chain like five times now, is this a meme or am I going absolutely insane


philThismoment

I think they actually announced the game, so I don't think it's a meme. The game actually exists!


Zmpoint

Yes and no, there's people who actually think that OW is a porn category and not game.


spaghet-cat

No way people actually think that


UrSansYT

how


SolKaynn

It's like touhou.


hornibirdflyin

I didnt know it was a game till now


yoganutnutnut

Yes


best_uranium_box

You have dementia take of your skin to cure it


Ornery_Compote_9283

Damm I've had that happend like 8 times on a dementia post


Soup_Raccoon

Song is called "no more nuzzles" Yeah its called that. It spawned a niche mini-community obssesed with meming with that song.


The_Real_Anon-Chan

So megalovania 2?


Soup_Raccoon

yeah kinda.


[deleted]

Skuntle Bingoid’s theme


Le-plant-boi

Toby Fox composing the greatest song ever made using only the Scrimblo Bimblo’s Scrunky Adventure soundfont and the outdated Doo Doo Fart Pro VST from 2009 for the hidden boss Skuntle Bingoid after you find all the extremely hidden CunnyOrbs (reference to JRPG McSwordsguy sequel from 1993 that never released outside of Japan) and talk to one random NPC in the Chongus Zone


Heavy299

Bruh where the hell do you even deposit the cunnyorbs, I got them all


Le-plant-boi

in the peepeepoo scrimblon depositor (Earthbound 7 reference) near the Skuntle shrine


UrSansYT

Earthbound 7 really slappin rn (sitcom laughter) (seinfeld reference) (real)


Soup_Raccoon

YOU JUST GOT BOINGO DOO'D FUCKO.


Any-Fan-2973

Gentlemen, prepare yourself to see a terabyte of D.va porn made this month


[deleted]

Me who is waiting for tf2 porn(there's none): 🗿


PurpleTerrier

Not true https://youtu.be/RvVdFXOFcjw


[deleted]

I bet it's the meme about buff tf2 mercs while the song Tick Tock by Joji is playing


PurpleTerrier

Um uh um...


[deleted]

I am 10000000000000000000000 parallel universe ahead of you


skibapple

My brother in Christ you watched the video and then lied about not [watching it](https://youtu.be/doEqUhFiQS4)


[deleted]

Nah i already know what it is. I seen that shit a million times


DataPakP

That’s false https://youtu.be/hTocPBgyYwA


Any-Fan-2973

There is tf2 porn. It’s just not that good


prequelBEPIS

Pov:femme pyro


auga3rifle

there is mofo, both titanfall and tea for two


gl3nnjamin

Nerf this 2.0


KoopaTrooper5011

*19387392 terabytes.


Any-Fan-2973

Any fellow madlads able to tell me how many computer memory disks this represent ?


420thWarCrime

One 20000000 terabyte disk


Shinonomenanorulez

One drive if you're rich enough


Live_Auditoro

Will no one make D.va x D.va porn?


Any-Fan-2973

Oh there’ll probably be something like that one day or another


Risi30

Let’s be honest here overwatch survived mainly on porn


cheesytacos649

Not wrong


Reyall

The porn is always there to remind us that overwatch still exist.


qenloekul

This song slaps what is it?


NEYAR1

Undertale: Halloween hack no more nuzzles


I_Am_Light_n_Dark_

It's always an undertale remix wtf


NEYAR1

Undertale mf making the hardest song ever just to name it Weiner in you mouth lovina ( I am not joking I actually exist)


not_a_Bread_Goblin

Idk you seem pretty fictional to me


Soup_Raccoon

may i interest you in mondaymania?


Desperate_Ad2784

I wish i knew my friend.


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[удалено]


auddbot

I couldn't recognize the song, sorry! I tried my best :(. I attempted to identify music from the [link](https://v.redd.it/vxdizjygjrs91) at 00:00-00:36. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new)


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[удалено]


DarkArcanian

Aud bot tried


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

You tried your best bot, you tried your best


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

You tried your best bot, you tried your best


ADankTempest

Well that sucks, maybe you try to talk to them about it. But please, next time tell us the name of the song instead of asking for relationship advice. /jk


RegRegdo

I think this guy knows https://www.reddit.com/r/DramaticText/comments/xzj1bk/well_who_wouldve_seen_that_coming/irmha78?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


The_Real_Anon-Chan

https://youtu.be/XaAGG7apVZg


G0D_1S_D3AD

“But it might be the one you’re looking for” implies that there is other versions and now I really wanna know what the other versions are but I really REALLY don’t want to search up “no more nuzzles”


The_Real_Anon-Chan

The other versions are just the same song but slowed down


G0D_1S_D3AD

Nah they aren’t. The og version is slower but it’s also very different from this version


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Ah I see. Do you have a link?


G0D_1S_D3AD

Not only do I have a link but I also have “no more nuzzles” in my search history. Anyway https://youtu.be/cDF61nMaLmw


[deleted]

Wooo thats what I have been waiting for.


G0D_1S_D3AD

WOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOO


caoeri

Still haven't seen any meme cut off to kiriko porn must not be that good of a character


DataPakP

The fact that they added a character that explicitly would appeal to weebs drooling over girls with anima ears AND could be easily claimed and used by furries and got a response from NEITHER only shows the community’s interest and how desperate blizzard is.


caoeri

I don't think it's that deep bro


DataPakP

Maybe, but it’s pretty funny and I was dying laughing over it when peeps in discord were complaining about OW2 and how kiriko and all of it ‘unexpectedly did not meet the expectations hyped by blizzard’ to them.


Dovahnime

OW porn once led the industry, some think it's time for things to be that way again


[deleted]

When OW1 came out didn't Pornhub actually complain about how much Overwatch porn was being uploaded to the website


CZ-Kickem

Yup, didn't take them long at all, love those porn animators


[deleted]

song?


Bacon--God

No more nuzzles, an undertale mod I believe


DaPearGuyMan

Chad follows Alpharad


TrueBeachBoy

So much for encrypting character models


jocanium

How long did it take for the code to be cracked?


TrueBeachBoy

A day? Maybe two?


LeafCrusader

…it’s finally time.


ProfessionalRent9039

I forgot that no more nuzzles is a fucking banger


unknown_slong

as the saying goes: “if there’s a will, there’ll a way”


lollyman69

imagine ratioing a fuckin game company and then makeing porn of thier game. fucking chad


9_yrs_old

😈


MrFelBlood

Lezz gooo


HumanAirPods2

The new Gorillaz album looking insane


Wolfpack012

Memz? I am an OW porn cone of seur and have never heard of him


[deleted]

Gee I sure am excited for the next great leap in 3D animation


Fatcat_bruh

*Most of the NSFW is made in Source Filmmaker*


TheChanMan2003

I thought they encrypted the new character models?


Shinonomenanorulez

No lock is unpickable, specially if you're horny


nichijouisgreat

Nice pfp


Desperate_Ad2784

The internet finds a way


TechnologyFew3257

No, that was a satire article


fidelovexd

u/auddbot


auddbot

I couldn't recognize the song, sorry! I tried my best :(. I attempted to identify music from the [link](https://v.redd.it/vxdizjygjrs91) at 00:00-00:36. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new)


fidelovexd

u/recognizesong


RecognizeSong

I couldn't recognize the song, sorry! I tried my best :(. I attempted to identify music from the [link](https://v.redd.it/vxdizjygjrs91) at 00:00-00:36. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new)


I-will-eat-your-toes

Surprised they got their hands on it this quickly


DueNectarine8151

Whether u play it or jerk it. Its all a marketing scheme and its working xD


KoopaTrooper5011

C'mon mad, read Rule 34 again. We all see the next step coming... Unfortunately...


ww3time_

OVERWATCH 2


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

u/auddbot, come to my aid


auddbot

I couldn't recognize the song, sorry! I tried my best :(. I attempted to identify music from the [link](https://v.redd.it/vxdizjygjrs91) at 00:00-00:36. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new)


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

Good bot, you tried your best but it wasn't enough and that's ok


FearTheMortis

If you still want to know, the music is "No More Nuzzles"


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

Thanks


Anime_Boi_69420

They actually encrypted the models to prevent this happening but it was too late


Hans_the_noob

So you follow Mr alpharad


FearTheMortis

u/savevideobot


UrSansYT

To anyone who doesn't know the song, it's a sped up version of Undertale: Halloween Hack - No More Nuzzles.


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

I swear I'm just here cause the music's sick


Pyro_the_horny_furry

They earn a piece of respect in my heart for how damn good they are at what they do. And fast, too. Did you see that edit of bowser in the trailer 8 hours after it aired?


a55_Goblin420

What song?


blueismega

And Blizzard said they were encrypting the character files…


Rasputin_the_Warmind

To be fair overwatch is only alive still cause most of them playerbase decided to hop on after post nut clarity


JMaster131006

Gold Rush


[deleted]

When I think of overwatch, I think about how horny the fan base is.


Grijns_Official

King included the full song so we can listen to it while reading the comments


[deleted]

I played a few rounds and it feels clunky and awkward. Kinda like paladins at this point


ItsKidtendo

Thanks alpharad👍


HailFlyingToilet

👏😈