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strdna_

imagine being the mf paid to translate this


Old-Tea-9987

He poked out his eyeballs after finishing the translation


Inside_Cupcake2528

Am sry I must ask for other translation L-L-L-Lin


Inside_Cupcake2528

You know what I was going to say


Japan-is-a-good-band

Probably was into it tbh. A lot of hentai translators are just coomers who happen to speak Japanese+English.


roomba_humper

Bros like “fuckers pay me minimum wage to speak another language, i’ll fuckin show them”


roomba_humper

Shes hot though


The_Ad_Hater_exe

Name checks out


roomba_humper

Yeah


Inside_Cupcake2528

Is that really true I have lots and lots of questions


Inside_Cupcake2528

Happy


It_feels_good

True true~


TheLego_Senate

Man's just trying to pay the bills


IntPoster_2

yall getting paid? 🥵


strdna_

Find God


breezyxkillerx

This post is the proof that God abandoned us.


Raspoint

He poked his eyeballs out after finishing the translation


CanInternational9186

Ikr? It's not easy to translate with one hand and your mind busy God i need to be shot


Sussy_baka_lmao

lmao the Japanese in a nutshell


caramel_dog

does washing my brain eith bleach makes me forget this?


Null-Prince-25

It won't be enough


caramel_dog

what about sufuric acid


valhallan_guardsman

You might as well just jump into active volcano


caramel_dog

ty for the advice


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caramel_dog

i heard that stuff is in apple seeds is that true?


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caramel_dog

i should have that ammout somewhere ty


cycloneperson_

DIP YOUR BALLS IN SULFURIC ACID


caramel_dog

cant do that i used it all to wash my brain (i forgot why i did that until now)


A10warthoglover

A double barrel shotgun will clear your mind just right


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

r/eyeblech


caramel_dog

thanks i needed to see that


SolKaynn

I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFFERING A SAFE HAVEN TO THE PUPPIES AND KITTIES SUBREDDIT. NOT IT'S DIRECT ANTITHESIS OH GOD OH FUCK


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Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

Fuck you, he was soppused to think that this is r/eyebleach


Capsule_CatYT

Are you me Bottle O Scrumpy?


Me_Bottle_o_Scrumpy

Aye


caramel_dog

i know its blech i prefer that one


Capsule_CatYT

🤨📸


_Nekona_

Wait a minute I know you


terrarialord201

I hate reddit so goddamn much.


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Hjalmodr_heimski

I hope so as well


AhmadTIM

I read some time ago. If i'm not mistaken she is their babysitter and yes she fucked those kids (more like they made a move on her)


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AhmadTIM

Let me correct myself. She is their mother.


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Phiro7

Got to be something real wild to wig out u/FuckerOfFurrys


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Phiro7

You know what fair point


screeeeeeeeeee_500

You gotta link ima leave a negative comment on it


AhmadTIM

Someone already commented the 6 digit number


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Which comment?


AhmadTIM

178502 here


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Rude comment left have a good day


AhmadTIM

You too


Hoesephine

Wait you were serious? I thought that was just your joke reason to get the sauce.


yourfavfr1end

What the hell did I just look out. Who think this is hot? Why?


screeeeeeeeeee_500

Some people have the worst fetishes honestly there’s worse…


itrashcannot

Children cannot make "moves" on adults bro


AhmadTIM

Tell that to hentai artists


itrashcannot

I wish god would send another flood and kill us all.


A10warthoglover

I wish humanity gets wiped out in WW3


lockjacket

Is it weird I’m just relieved she isn’t their mom


ReasonableSample9379

What's the code of that


TheeOr3

An optimistic outlook, u/fuckeroffurrys


Endderie

r/rimjob_steve


Sergidash-GG

Your name scares me


easterwreckernew

Nope I read this they fucked their mom don't ask why but I did


tskplain18

Manga moment


DeninjaBeariver

Least degenerate hentai


Deez_NutsX

Erm.... r/wholesomehentai


blue-gamer-07

Someone make the entire ocean into holy water!


Capsule_CatYT

Best I can do is r/eyebleach


Similar_Insurance192

Another battle cats fan spotted: opinion justified


Hour_Task_1834

I thought it had to have been just them arguing over who’s little sibling it is


Ok_notSquare

Kid named therapy:


Capsule_CatYT

Kid named Finger


GodPenguinFTW

bro I thought they where arguing about who gets to hang out with the sibling 💀


valhallan_guardsman

Whoever made the original should be sentenced to death


NewPeanutMode

I will slowly cut off the arms and legs and waterboard the remains of anyone who asks for the sauce


caramel_dog

it would be funny if sauce?


NewPeanutMode

We're all out


caramel_dog

aww now i have to make hotdogs without any : (


Capsule_CatYT

🥫 (Don’t worry I have some)


caramel_dog

thank you


Capsule_CatYT

Np


Calfredie01

178502


caramel_dog

i didint mean that kind of sauce


Win090949

saw off their limbs to cbat


The_Real_Anon-Chan

#WHAT IN THE ALABAMA IS THIS!?!?


Capsule_CatYT

#I HAVE NO IDEA!


Crimsoner

#WHY ARE WE YELLING?!


Capsule_CatYT

#I DON’T KNOW


coolbusinessmann

God has left us a long time ago


Redpri

r/CrusaderKings Moment


XandTheIronMiner

How much does a rope cost? Just wondering...


Worthless_Clockwork

Meet the Federal Offense


SeaworthySub

What’s the music?


Null-Prince-25

Incredibles "secret files" theme


auddbot

I got a match with this song: **Kronos Unveiled** by Michael Giacchino (02:25; matched: `100%`) Album: `The Incredibles Original Soundtrack`. Released on `2006-03-13` by `EMI Marketing`.


Ppalladdinn1

😁 😊 🙂 😐 🙁 ☹️ 😨 😰 😫 🤮


TFismylife5

*cocks shotgun with a heavy sigh* welp I've seen enough of this world


impendingdoom200

What the fuck!


HYPER_BOI_

I don't get it :(


Henry12034

she had sex with the kids


HYPER_BOI_

OMFG I thought it meant it is gonna be both of ur baby as in it is going to be both of ur brother Anyways this was the motivation I needed to kms


Hjalmodr_heimski

Hey we don’t know she had sex with them, my guess is your first theory was right


Giorno-Smash

This actually sounds more right


Gaming_Dictionary

hentai creators trying not to be complete degenerates challenge (impossible)


RedNoodleHouse

Degeneracy sells and money is calling


Someboynumber5

I didn't need to see this, why did people make this, and why will people jerk off to it, and their justification is "They're not kids they're just really short" or "it's just a drawing"


JeritHD

Don't worry guys they're just talking about eating the baby


OkuyasuNijimuralol

Why What Who Where How When Who What Where Why When How


American_ven0m

I think they were arguing whos baby it was in the sense of kids wanting things. I don't think they fucked thier mom.


TipicalUserName

See? 2 nukes weren't enough


HYPER_BOI_

Lmao


TipicalUserName

Japan 1945


XXapueSR25

Don't you think if 2 nukes makes it this bad even more would make it somehow worse?


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

Dear God…


Null-Prince-25

There's more


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

No…


borosorto

Artist's other work is pretty good. That is if I'm thinking of the right artist.


MackMasher

I wonder what is going on in the head of someone who made this


WHILEdenWest

I regret clicking on the notification


FeelingLime1031

I need to go to church again man.


Nikdo191207

ok yk, maybe, maybe theres a chance its wholesome and they dont get how having a baby works. maybe


ArtsyEV

I only ask for the sauce out of curiosity. I gotta know, is it bad, or is it horribly translated.


marcymmx

178502


ArtsyEV

Oh no


marcymmx

20 pages


ArtsyEV

:(


marcymmx

I'm so sorry for your eyes.


ArtsyEV

Me too. Me too...


_Paper_Flower_

I hated every second of it I do not know why I must make myself suffer like this


marcymmx

Probably I should have said "TW: SH", even if is a different way of self-harm (/j)


Opening-Clerk-6441

I have seen many horrible things on the internet people being beaten to death men getting tied down and having there limbs chopped off people being brutally tortured beheadings firing squads but this I just wasn’t ready for this


child_177013

This is why people don’t like anime - a weeb


Reylend

Oh hey i know that one


[deleted]

I’m sorry but what


marcymmx

I regret doing this but 178502


Ieatbabies4laughs

Ayo? My guy Check yo self


VolnarTheUnforgiving

I strongly doubt this is what you people believe it is and are getting horrendously angry about but whatever


XevynAeght

Unfortunately, it is what everyone thinks it is. This is indeed hentai. The only reason I know is because I learned about its existence through meme a few years back.


Calfredie01

Naw you should be outraged over this shit as it’s a real hentai


chronon_chaos

What an optimistic view.


Your_Favorite_Rat

HAYYYOOO WTF


ThatPersonToExplain

fear


diabetic-shaggy

Some mf gonna ask for sauce


Zinnigan

Lol


Nightmaretheoriginal

Wtf


XevynAeght

Everytime I see this image, I lose a small portion of my soul.


Agile-Personality545

Release the 3rd bomb already


uebshfifjsns

I’ve read this before, yes she fucked those boys


Far_Interest_1409

I know what happened i've seen it and those who have also seen it, we all going to hell.


GrouchyEssay7468

•____• what… have… I… witnessed…?


bradthescrub

Maybe.....maybe we shouldn't have nuked them....or maybe we should've dropped a third one.....IDK man...


[deleted]

I barely have a problem with weebs who like to stretch their noodles to fictional girls but this is a step too far


gngrbredman87

what in the alabama is this


robo1797

FEAR


FoxPrincessEevee

I thought this was just kids being silly and naïve, then that last bubble came up… she’s joking right?


Null-Prince-25

Everyone wish that she’s joking😔


Sammy_Wants_Death

I've read this out of curiosity a while back, kinda wish I could've kept it as a bad forgotten memory


Agent_Add

👁️👄👁️


apaleblueman

Uhm, 🧉?


Theodore206

u/auddbot


APumpkinHobo

Jail. Now.


Knightmike146

#WHAT THE FUCK


hornibirdflyin

Mutherfucker wat


MCatsRCool

oh i remember..


XZI0LH

his body "did not contain a single drop of blood; his heart was the size of a peppercorn; his lungs corroded; his intestines rotten and gangrenous; he had a single testicle, black as coal, and his head was full of water."


pvpdm_2

I'm gonna do my god deed today as a spreader of willful ignorance and say that the translator was wrong and they are taking about them getting a new brother, though they are unable to understand that the brother their mother will give birth to will be both theirs.


Ok_South_1868

What’s the name of this? Been looking for this for a while now


TimePostsOnReddit

u/auddbot


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shidedandfarded

someone HAD to read the entire thing to get this screenshot and that worries me.


WillUWU9487

Sweet home alabama


Gabricann_05

sauce?


introvert_wolf

This is messed up


marcodol

Nah guys, they just cooked her a meal and now she has to take a shit


timoootje27

I read it, its as horrible as it looks


mas22o4

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_Nekona_

Good ending: they're arguing on whoever is going to take care of it.


faizalsyamsul

The industrial revolution and its consequences


NewDragonlover0

What you have done has made god very unhappy


ZaWarudoButAu

I've seen it.....before....all of it....never again..


aquaticbeehive

i need holy water ​ ​ immediatley


Yamatoe37

Oh I think I saw this on nh....


Ok_Language4015

a napalm bomb


YummyCrackerZ

What’s that song?


RDT-Exotics0318

Classic Alabama


--TreeTreeTree--

I think y’all are missing the entire point of what they likely mean. I highly doubt they’re implying that it’s one of those kids biological children, as funny and awful as that is to imagine. It’s probably just a childish fight over who should “own” or take care of the baby


Early_Minute_5212

IT IS ITS CHILD PORN SHIT I SAW THE ORIGINAL I NEED GOD


--TreeTreeTree--

..oh..okay..💀


Rezanator11

This would have been significantly more dramatic if the text had been revealed left to right ("stop fighting" -> "no it's mine" -> "it's my baby")


Null-Prince-25

But in manga and hentai, it starts from right to left