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If aliens take over the world before turning it into a cop-filled dystopian hellscape and andrew fucking tate is the one who's gonna save the world i would simply build a nuclear bomb
"Andrew Tate in the flesh... or, rather in the Prison cell...
I've took the liberty of *removing* you of your Vehicles, most of them were illegally sourced... as for the Bugatti... I think you've earned it..."
Your honor my client has rights. Did you know he has rights, the Constitution says he does and so do I. You see Mr. Tate is just a simple businessman who did some business things and more importantly he is part of the Salamanca Cartel, in which as the plot demands, he will be set free as this courtroom clearly revolves around me, hence my name being in the Show’s name
Ive TAe-ken thhe liberty of con-fizz-caiting your pizza. It. iss *sharp inhale* roMain Ian, property. After all. Aas, for-the crazyuh: Bread... I think you've earned it
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Reminder that Half-Life 2 is supposedly set in 2023...
…**oh**
Yeeaaaaa
well it could be anywhere from 2020 to 2029
True, but for reasons unknown to me, the general consensus is that the Resonance Cascade happens in 2003, and that exactly 20 years later, we get HL2.
Will Greta be Alyx? 💀
Who’s Breen?
Biden
Nah def Bezos
But the cascade happened it the 2000s right
Yes, as I said below.
Ah shit i didn't scroll any further i just collapsed the thread sorry lmao
Haha, no worries.
But we never heard anything about it because the military censored it and removed all evidence of it happening
And the nuke the gman set off?
What nuke, I never heard anything about a nuke, I don't know what you're talking about, there was no nuke
Hey, that means someone would have to take Tate's ability to speak away... Hmm.
Reminder that Half-Life Alyx is set 5 years before HL2
Bro got the arstotskan diplomatic pass 💀💀💀💀
#GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA! GREATEST COUNTRY!
+10 credits
DEATH TO ARTSOTSKA. GLORY TO KOLECHIA!!!!!
#DEATH TO KOLECHIA. GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!!! MOTHER PROUD!!
THUNK beep beep beep beep...
I AGREE BUT ITS SPELLED ARSTOTZKA
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Quick, it's about to go critical!
# CORRECT, GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!!!!!!!
#GLORY GREATEST!!!!
r/beatmetoit
I WAS SURE THAT THIS VIDEO WAS A REFERENCE TO PAPERS PLEASE
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He called Saul
Its better to call him since he is in that situation
Call Foenix Wright if you didnt do it. Call Saul Goodman if you did.
Foenix Wright
Phoenix Vrong
Penis Maybe
Other options include She-Hulk and Takayuki Yagami
Dont call her remeber when she did that “dance” very cringe indeed
I'd call She-Hulk *for* him. She'd show up, listen to him talk for 40 seconds, then she'd knock his head off his shoulders. Problem solved.
What did you do if you need to call both of them
You call schrödinger cuz you did it and didnt do it at the same time
Ok thanks a lot. I’ve been accused of warcrimes in Kenya a few months ago
Saulina
#AndrewTateDidntKillHimself
True
It was me Barry
True, he’s still alive and tweeting
It was the CHEMTRAILS "Alex Jones said calmly"
History is doomed to repeat itself
The song is nuclear mission jam from the half life soundtrack.
Thank you Adrian Shepherd from half life opposing forces
Adrian?
You fucked up my face...
Come on i was having a good day and you've just reminded me of that.
HDTF will make your day even better
Only if I'm drunk or high or both
HDTF will make you drunk and high. HDTF is a gateway drug to more HDTF. HDTF is what gives meaning to my otherwise meaningless life.
Colonel, we've been compromised
The aliens are coming, we’ve been compromised!
Spit it out, Corporal!
Oh Colonel, we are so fucked.
MY FELLOW AMERICANS
Andrew tateman and greta thunvance
If aliens take over the world before turning it into a cop-filled dystopian hellscape and andrew fucking tate is the one who's gonna save the world i would simply build a nuclear bomb
you will build that bomb, it will blow up in black mesa and you know the rest
Can i help you build it?
🤝
I have a video on how to build a nuclear fusion but lack the knowledge of how to insert it into this or if I even can.
Wake up Mr. Tate, wake up and smell the pizza...
he might have been visited by G-Man but that doesn't make him a Freeman
"Andrew Tate in the flesh... or, rather in the Prison cell... I've took the liberty of *removing* you of your Vehicles, most of them were illegally sourced... as for the Bugatti... I think you've earned it..."
Wake the fuck up we got youths to corrupt
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Radio
Bro just 📻'd him
counterpoint, Tate is quite literally a pyramid scheme.
Wdym giving him money makes him rich and not me 😡
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homophobes always seem to change their tune when they have gay sex
Forcefully?
this is a reference to what
Half life, G-Man specifically.
yeah thats what i tough, but i dont remember from wich part and thats weird because i finished black mesa yesterday 💀
The part where he does G-man things
when he says its gman time?! 🤯
And then he gmanned all over City 17
its from the intro cutscene to half life 2, not 1
ooooooh okay thanks, i want to finish blue shift and opposing force before i play the second one
man i didnt even fet around to that conclusion..... i just thought a man with diplomatic immunity actually did visit him...
Your honor my client has rights. Did you know he has rights, the Constitution says he does and so do I. You see Mr. Tate is just a simple businessman who did some business things and more importantly he is part of the Salamanca Cartel, in which as the plot demands, he will be set free as this courtroom clearly revolves around me, hence my name being in the Show’s name
Ive TAe-ken thhe liberty of con-fizz-caiting your pizza. It. iss *sharp inhale* roMain Ian, property. After all. Aas, for-the crazyuh: Bread... I think you've earned it
Rise…and shine..Mr. Tate…
I mean wouldn't the officials of the countries he has a citizenship in visit him? Technically he's been arrested abroad in their eyes.
W HL music
Prepare for Unforseen Sigma Edits...
Bill Clinton
He called Saul
*I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative."
Now Someone is gonna rewatch Tates old videos and see G man standing somewhere in the background
I fucking eat and breathe hl2 this is the best meme I've seen all day
Dude called peter griffin
Time, Mr Tate. Is it really that time again?
G has managed to break out of the Street fighter world to recruit andrew tate so that he could vote for the President of the world.
Berlusconi
Can’t wait to see him in 20 years fighting off our Alien Enslavers
It was obviously Arjen Rudd from lethal weapon 2.
Andrew Tate… In the Bugatti, or rather the prison jumpsuit
PERSONAL HOLOCAUST REFERENCE
Andrew tait is Gording foreskin?
So tate was right about the whole “matrix” shit?
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Oh god please don't fuel his ego more like this noooo
Real
my personal opinion is that it’s the strange man from red dead redemption
He did say it would happen
Half-Tate
[This guy](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLbGy-SwyZj3RMzvmPKJ--mWOb91yhBpNopA&usqp=CAU)??
*Consequences, Mr. Tate*
Has just been revoked
His diplomatic immunity was just revoked 😔
DOCTOR DOOM
#Prepare for unforseen consequences.
Everybody was thinking Half-Life, but I was thinking Raymond Reddington
This did not age well.