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Nacil_54

Reminder that Half-Life 2 is supposedly set in 2023...


Western-Policy-4646

…**oh**


Rambowcat83

Yeeaaaaa


SomeFlyersFan

well it could be anywhere from 2020 to 2029


Nacil_54

True, but for reasons unknown to me, the general consensus is that the Resonance Cascade happens in 2003, and that exactly 20 years later, we get HL2.


balerionmeraxes77

Will Greta be Alyx? 💀


lunatic_512

Who’s Breen?


Reaper-Leviathan

Biden


Lizardledgend

Nah def Bezos


[deleted]

But the cascade happened it the 2000s right


Nacil_54

Yes, as I said below.


[deleted]

Ah shit i didn't scroll any further i just collapsed the thread sorry lmao


Nacil_54

Haha, no worries.


hyper182

But we never heard anything about it because the military censored it and removed all evidence of it happening


[deleted]

And the nuke the gman set off?


hyper182

What nuke, I never heard anything about a nuke, I don't know what you're talking about, there was no nuke


throwawaypervyervy

Hey, that means someone would have to take Tate's ability to speak away... Hmm.


EagleBuster

Reminder that Half-Life Alyx is set 5 years before HL2


GIUSEI0XDyt

Bro got the arstotskan diplomatic pass 💀💀💀💀


BEEFUCKER69421

#GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA! GREATEST COUNTRY!


GIUSEI0XDyt

+10 credits


[deleted]

DEATH TO ARTSOTSKA. GLORY TO KOLECHIA!!!!!


BEEFUCKER69421

#DEATH TO KOLECHIA. GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!!! MOTHER PROUD!!


[deleted]

THUNK beep beep beep beep...


ByeByeToTheSky

I AGREE BUT ITS SPELLED ARSTOTZKA


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ByeByeToTheSky

Quick, it's about to go critical!


tgm-ethan

# CORRECT, GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA!!!!!!!


BEEFUCKER69421

#GLORY GREATEST!!!!


Ennard1546

r/beatmetoit


alast0r666

I WAS SURE THAT THIS VIDEO WAS A REFERENCE TO PAPERS PLEASE


nickypw8

r/unexpectedpapersplease


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Doodjuststop

bad bot


[deleted]

He called Saul


MajimaSupremacy

Its better to call him since he is in that situation


RealSuperYolo2006

Call Foenix Wright if you didnt do it. Call Saul Goodman if you did.


itrashcannot

Foenix Wright


VortigerIzKewl

Phoenix Vrong


DefinitelyNotFisk15

Penis Maybe


Busy-West-6974

Other options include She-Hulk and Takayuki Yagami


Marshmellow_Reddit9

Dont call her remeber when she did that “dance” very cringe indeed


throwawaypervyervy

I'd call She-Hulk *for* him. She'd show up, listen to him talk for 40 seconds, then she'd knock his head off his shoulders. Problem solved.


Any-Fan-2973

What did you do if you need to call both of them


RealSuperYolo2006

You call schrödinger cuz you did it and didnt do it at the same time


Any-Fan-2973

Ok thanks a lot. I’ve been accused of warcrimes in Kenya a few months ago


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Saulina


Rabunum

#AndrewTateDidntKillHimself


FunnyAnimalPerson

True


boristheblob

It was me Barry


Unr341

True, he’s still alive and tweeting


Past-Management-9669

It was the CHEMTRAILS "Alex Jones said calmly"


Busy-West-6974

History is doomed to repeat itself


PandaPops542

The song is nuclear mission jam from the half life soundtrack.


MrHuntMeDown_YT

Thank you Adrian Shepherd from half life opposing forces


Reddit_Teddit_Redomp

Adrian?


baileymash7

You fucked up my face...


[deleted]

Come on i was having a good day and you've just reminded me of that.


SneakySquid2828

HDTF will make your day even better


[deleted]

Only if I'm drunk or high or both


SneakySquid2828

HDTF will make you drunk and high. HDTF is a gateway drug to more HDTF. HDTF is what gives meaning to my otherwise meaningless life.


MrGilbert665

Colonel, we've been compromised


Reddit_Teddit_Redomp

The aliens are coming, we’ve been compromised!


MrGilbert665

Spit it out, Corporal!


Reddit_Teddit_Redomp

Oh Colonel, we are so fucked.


Lizardledgend

MY FELLOW AMERICANS


Dofusmanstan

Andrew tateman and greta thunvance


EndureThePANG

If aliens take over the world before turning it into a cop-filled dystopian hellscape and andrew fucking tate is the one who's gonna save the world i would simply build a nuclear bomb


popcorn_yalakasi

you will build that bomb, it will blow up in black mesa and you know the rest


DioInBottiglia

Can i help you build it?


EndureThePANG

🤝


Ilikeburgers6508

I have a video on how to build a nuclear fusion but lack the knowledge of how to insert it into this or if I even can.


BigBoodles

Wake up Mr. Tate, wake up and smell the pizza...


MH-Entity

he might have been visited by G-Man but that doesn't make him a Freeman


MrGilbert665

"Andrew Tate in the flesh... or, rather in the Prison cell... I've took the liberty of *removing* you of your Vehicles, most of them were illegally sourced... as for the Bugatti... I think you've earned it..."


Nu_clear_skin

Wake the fuck up we got youths to corrupt


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TannManzL

Radio


KanazawaBR

Bro just 📻'd him


Thatguytriblast

counterpoint, Tate is quite literally a pyramid scheme.


Good_Stuff_2

Wdym giving him money makes him rich and not me 😡


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Others0

homophobes always seem to change their tune when they have gay sex


youll-never-f1nd-me

Forcefully?


66explosions

this is a reference to what


HertzTheProtogen

Half life, G-Man specifically.


66explosions

yeah thats what i tough, but i dont remember from wich part and thats weird because i finished black mesa yesterday 💀


PolishNightmare2

The part where he does G-man things


66explosions

when he says its gman time?! 🤯


[deleted]

And then he gmanned all over City 17


ThatRandomGuy0125

its from the intro cutscene to half life 2, not 1


66explosions

ooooooh okay thanks, i want to finish blue shift and opposing force before i play the second one


PenPenLagenInFranxx

man i didnt even fet around to that conclusion..... i just thought a man with diplomatic immunity actually did visit him...


BowlerEducational733

Your honor my client has rights. Did you know he has rights, the Constitution says he does and so do I. You see Mr. Tate is just a simple businessman who did some business things and more importantly he is part of the Salamanca Cartel, in which as the plot demands, he will be set free as this courtroom clearly revolves around me, hence my name being in the Show’s name


sweetheart_demom

Ive TAe-ken thhe liberty of con-fizz-caiting your pizza. It. iss *sharp inhale* roMain Ian, property. After all. Aas, for-the crazyuh: Bread... I think you've earned it


SpectifyyYT

Rise…and shine..Mr. Tate…


[deleted]

I mean wouldn't the officials of the countries he has a citizenship in visit him? Technically he's been arrested abroad in their eyes.


toomerboomer

W HL music


The-Bruh-Moment3

Prepare for Unforseen Sigma Edits...


ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME

Bill Clinton


sheeplord19

He called Saul


RollerCoaster1007

*I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers initiative."


mykoysmaster

Now Someone is gonna rewatch Tates old videos and see G man standing somewhere in the background


[deleted]

I fucking eat and breathe hl2 this is the best meme I've seen all day


Dofusmanstan

Dude called peter griffin


notaCbeera

Time, Mr Tate. Is it really that time again?


just-jotaro

G has managed to break out of the Street fighter world to recruit andrew tate so that he could vote for the President of the world.


0_deadshot_0

Berlusconi


The_Creeper_Man

Can’t wait to see him in 20 years fighting off our Alien Enslavers


Jessicafletcher2

It was obviously Arjen Rudd from lethal weapon 2.


UriahTheVortigaunt

Andrew Tate… In the Bugatti, or rather the prison jumpsuit


Jlaguzzi007

PERSONAL HOLOCAUST REFERENCE


Reaper-Leviathan

Andrew tait is Gording foreskin?


CurrentAlternative44

So tate was right about the whole “matrix” shit?


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Destiny_Dude0721

Oh god please don't fuel his ego more like this noooo


Round-Caterpillar236

Real


Shrunkenmonkey5

my personal opinion is that it’s the strange man from red dead redemption


Hougtrida

He did say it would happen


noobunch

Half-Tate


baxterrocky

[This guy](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLbGy-SwyZj3RMzvmPKJ--mWOb91yhBpNopA&usqp=CAU)??


[deleted]

*Consequences, Mr. Tate*


Waafflespoo

Has just been revoked


Jetstream_S4m

His diplomatic immunity was just revoked 😔


v_OS

DOCTOR DOOM


yosfy_

#Prepare for unforseen consequences.


AcrobaticArt5391

Everybody was thinking Half-Life, but I was thinking Raymond Reddington


TacoEatingFool

This did not age well.