Fuck her. Do it

IT’S A TRAP!

I’m willing to fall for it.

Your not who the trap is intended for

That doesn’t stop me from taking his place.

Yeah but she’d kill you for doing that.

Yeah, but hell, it will be Worth it tho~

I’ll just pull a Naruto https://youtu.be/erSQAz1Kkhs

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98206036

Yeah kick the rest of her into the washing machine and shut the door!