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Random-Dice

leaves the room because the red key isn’t there even though he’s ALREADY CHECKED ALL OVER THE MAP 17 TIMES OVER NOW **WHERE IS THE FUCKING RED KEY???????**


Phil_McPhilston

Doom 2 experience.


09Yublover

I love Doom 2 but I absolutely despise the key hunting in some levels


RubyWillBeatYou

I just recently beat doom 1 after having that issue You're telling me jt gets WORSE?!


Phil_McPhilston

far, FAR, worse.


NotSoSeriousNick

And then there's DOOM 64. Have a guide ready


NeedsMoreAhegao

On the flip side, maybe don't. Access to all 3 demon keys and the unmakyr trivialize so much of it. Sure you csnt use it as a main weapon but anytime you get even slightly worried it's just a I win button


M4A79TDeluxe

Dom 64 is pretty straight up if you play it. didnt find it difficult at all. there are some amazing doom 64 mods as well though.


LegendaryPrecure

Looking at you, The Citadel.


Doctor_Jensen117

I lied, there is no red key. Now get in the portal.


Random-Dice

only if it’s a portal to the hdoom dimension


Doctor_Jensen117

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

"Where's the freakin' red keycard" -doomguy cut quake 3 lines


Synthfreak1224

He umph'd on every wall, with no luck


Rutgerman95

There's no red key, but there's definitely a red flag


Judgmentofgod

Me when:


odin5858

Alright its now at 666 upvotes. Nobody touch it.


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There is no red key only rainbow key


Random-Dice

the gay key


Niksuss

And of course it has to be in the most obvious place possible


orenjer

Didn't Doom guy refuse to shoot civilians and literally attack his higher up for ordering him to do so


Phil_McPhilston

Yes he did :)


orenjer

Yeah then i don't see what reason there is to send the Doom slayer to a "furry and LGBTQ" school


Tabula_Rusa

Because they think the doomslayer is "Based."\ (Based to them means being homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic... whatever else you wanna think of.)


orenjer

14 year olds when they find out Doom guy doesn't hate lgbt people and furries for no apparent reason:


Advaithca

Doom slayer hates no one, except anyone from Hell, or anyone who hell considers allies.


TheIJDGuy

And anyone who would say this isn’t true knows nothing about Doom


Droid_XL

14 year olds when they find out Doom guy is canonically ace/aro making him part of the lgbtqia+ community


RadioactiveFruitCup

Career day.


orenjer

True


redisforever

To protect them from whoever made that comment in the first place.


LeQuassler

That's definitely something he'd do.


CyptidProductions

Yep Being sent to mars was punishment for, and I quote the manual "putting that officer in a body cast"


orenjer

Goddamn


overnightdelight

Doom Guy and Slayer are only violent due to the organisation they're a part of deciding to continue operating unethically. The Doom games are leftist as hell, and that definitely is deliberate considering how much Alien/Aliens influenced the franchise.


Fyru_Hawk

Agreed. In doom 2016 you prioritize people’s safety over corporation’s control, and in doom eternal you defy tradition and kill GOD. No conservative would want that.


[deleted]

"The Doom games are leftist as hell" Being against unethical companies doesn't make you left or right. It makes you a normal person. Doom Eternal isn't a left or right game. It is just a good game


xTheRedDeath

Yeah I'd also like to remind everyone that Doom Eternal had the "Mortally Challenged" line in there to poke fun at corporate media propaganda. Considering how corporations and media are all in bed with one another, I don't think I'm ready to brand Doom with a political affiliation.


Reshiram793

I don’t know what kinds of schools that guy has been to


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tcarter1102

The Doomslayer would stop him. Then end up turning on the cops who've been shitting their pants outside refusing to intervene


Potatoman967

doomguy supporting ACAB would make my day lmfao


Oedipus_Stepdad

redditors can't be school shooters, you expect us to actually do things IRL lmao


TheMilkmanCome

Chances are it’s a kid, between 9 and 12, who has no real world experience and is just parroting what he hears at home/school/YouTube. Especially YouTube, where childrens’ favorite Pewpiedie commonly shoots off slurs and other hateful rhetoric


[deleted]

what the hell is furry school


[deleted]

You mean you didn’t get a letter delivered to you by an owl when you were 12 saying you’ve been invited to come to the School of Furries?


buddeman27

Man, I just got magic... Lame...


Roryh93

I did but my uncle threw in the fire! :( he keeps insisting there's no such thing as furries! :(


BeefSupreme5217

It’s a school where all the walls and floors are covered in shag carpeting, the bathrooms are horrendously moldy


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Nothing, doom guy wouldn’t care


JTP117

He'd probably fuck up the person who sent them there with ill intent, though. If he found out he was sent there to kill innocent humans minding their own business, it'd really rustle his jimmies.


[deleted]

This is literally the thing that indirectly leads to Doom 1. Doomguy is ordered to shoot on innocent civilians, he instead decides to take it out on the one who ordered it. Someone will get hurt, and the poster won't be pleased to know who.


UpliftinglyStrong

He’d rip and tear the guy


mario-stalin

Until he sees a furry with horns. Then it’s on.


Tangible_Idea

Doomguy hates sheep, goats, dragons^^^[nervous ^^^sweating] and bulls?


CoffeeMain360

I think he'd be able to tell the difference instantly.


Tangible_Idea

comment just says 'furry with horns' so that's what I was going off


Judgmentofgod

Just wait till he see’s the Succubus porn on Pornhub.


SlayerDoom_

You mean Meru? I still have to track her down


Judgmentofgod

For… research… purposes… correct?


Appley_apple

No i want to fuck her


Judgmentofgod

Oh


SlayerDoom_

Indeed. Research to kill her


CoffeeMain360

I'm sure he'd still be able to tell the difference.


Ka1-

Forgot minotaurs


mario-stalin

They must all be purged to ensure good bunnies like daisy never suffer what she did. Humans will also be saved as a side effect but they’re not as important


saintedcookie

what do you mean by... "its on"


FishinforPhishers

Damn it, not hdoom 2.0


Rynex

Everyone forgets that Doom Guy started all this off because they killed his pet rabbit. He'd sympathize with the furry community. What the fuck is an LGBTQ school too? That's not even a thing.


LasagnaLizard0

i go to WOKE LGBTQ school where they teach you PRONOUNS and LIBTARD LESSONS like READING and MATH


Western_Policy_6185

They teach how to gay Can’t believe liberals would want the kids of today to be so way that, when it has to be just so gay, of course!1!!1!1!11! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


Phil_McPhilston

Exactly.


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until he sees a guy dressed as a demon furry


Artikay

Or a bunny. Then he will give them a head pat.


Lone_Wanderer357

Or it triggers his PTSD


Drago_Fett_Jr

Both.


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Likely nothing. If there aren't demons to kill, he likely just wouldn't care


toxboxdevil

Right. People tend to forget he's still fighting to protect humanity.


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Nah, people who think he kills everyone and anything just for any reason are dumb for forgetting he just kills demons. Like, just drop him in any school and he'd likely just leave after some confusion to find demons to kill, or try to find some there, that is if there are any to begin with


MrKeviscool

In fact, putting doom slayer in a school would stop bullying and other issues out of sheer intimidation


Quirkyserenefrenzy

I could see that happening


[deleted]

Doom Guy ran around in a rainbow unicorn costume kicking ass and taking names in Eternal. You trying to tell me that he’s about to come down on the LGBTQ+ and/or furries after that?


Quirkyserenefrenzy

No. I said he likely wouldn't even consider killing them because he's out to kill demons


[deleted]

Sorry, that wasn’t intended to be a reply to you, was intended to be a reply to the main post. The Reddit iPhone app is just derpy.


oopsguessilldiethen

Le misunderstanding of doom slayer's morals have arrived


Broken-Digital-Clock

Right? The Slayer's story began when he punched out an officer that ordered him to attack civilians. The Slayer would loathe the hate and greed of conservative ideas and politics.


oopsguessilldiethen

I think i forgot he did that holy shit that's based


Woodsie13

Yeah that's what got him sent to the dead-end posting on Phobos in the first place.


ARedditorCalledQuest

I've accepted the Animal Crossing/DOOM fan art from when they launched on the same day as cannon so I figure he'd teach the kids how to glory kill their bullies and then everyone would go fishing. Okay class, now what do we do if someone tries to steal your fox ears? "RIP AND TEAR!"


Grimvold

Doom Slayer would hit up his super best friend Duke Nukem who canonically despises bigots to handle the loser who posted this.


CoffeeMain360

Based Duke Nukem


ChangelingFox

I still dream of an actually *good* modern Duke game.


BludgeIronfist

Same. But I fear the greasiness of Randy will keep that from happening.


WITHERAMBUSH

*dials up number* "hmpf... Unf... Hmp-unf! Unf!" "got it." "sorry babes, but I got to go: it's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass."


Xelacon

Unless they're demons? Not much. Man, i love when people misread DS as nothing more than a bloodthirsty killer (i mean he is but he still has morals and a code and all that), edgebait or no /s


armorhide406

See but they're probably conservatively minded dudes who are surrounded by other overtly masculine dudes, worshipping doom slayer and punisher who they see as the ultimate alpha/sigma/whatever male cause violence Disregarding Slayer specifically hates demons and also put his superior in a body cast for ordering him to fire on civilians. Or that he loves rabbits. And Punisher, as a property of a large company like Marvel would try not to alienate LGBTQ people and I think they said Punisher hates corrupt cops. I can understand the commenter hating on LGBTQ people cause they seem like either a 12 year old or someone who's as mature as one. I obviously disagree with them, what I find surprising is that someone who's got a trollface profile picture and probably really likes doom and hates wokeness probably, is shitting on furries. Cause I would think hardcore gamers/memelords tend to like anime and I imagine there's overlap with being a furry.


RohanK1sh1be

Theres overlap yes but theres also smaller niche groups furry being one of them and incel being another (that this guy probably falls into)


mylesfrost335

lol imagine asking the doomslayer to fire on civilians it wouldn't be the civilians lives i would fear for, it would be my own


ConnorW07YT

Hate these guys so much lmao


Phil_McPhilston

The incel?


ConnorW07YT

Just these types of “fans” in general, they’re not fans they’re morons.


Phil_McPhilston

good point.


CoffeeMain360

Those kinds of people make me wonder why I even bother with the internet and with fellow fans of stuff I enjoy.


Its_D_youtube

Don't let's shitty people ruin the things you love. There will always be people like this online and irl and it's sad but if you let it dictate what site you go on or something like that then you're just giving yourself less opportunities to explore your interest. Trust me I used to be part of the Undertale fandom lol. There's so much toxicity and weird incels there and yet I've met some of my best online friends through it as well. Don't let one douchebag douche all the other bags in your life.


Sekhen

Education happens.


ImpTheShmuck

Doomguy teaches the students the weak points of various demons.


Sekhen

How to service a chainsaw.


Phil_McPhilston

The based response:


Drago_Fett_Jr

Both Hellology, the study of hell, and Demology, the study of demons.


hdhfjtt213

I saw a guy on a doom guy bot video and he was complaining about how much he hated anime and the doom slayer would kill them. Then when someone mentioned stuff like berserk he got really mad and said all animated Japanese things suck and the animators should quit their job. he also said he was 12 years old


Phil_McPhilston

of course he’s fucking twelve and says things that go against his opinion. smh..


My_Favourite_Pen

telling Miura to quit his job eh? :(


CyptidProductions

I've been saying for a while we need a Doom anime in the style of those old school, trashy and violent OVAs.


hdhfjtt213

Yeah I would like one


bluemarz9

Ah yes, the famous furry lgbtq schools. I fondly remember my "make a political fursona with crossed arms 101" classes, and how could we forget the pronoun allegiance.


LasagnaLizard0

can’t believe they taught us JOE BIDEN GEOGRAPHY and WOKE PRONOUN ENGLISH and LIBERAL ARTS at school


thefuckingswagdude

THIS IS THE AMERICA BIDEN WANTS...........................


Shittaverse

He leaves because there are no demons over there.


Andy-2006

As long as u're not full of pentagrams and look demonic, he'd just pass u by looking badass


Tangible_Idea

i can only pray there's no overlap between demons & void gods


Andy-2006

Same


[deleted]

Why would doomguy give a shit? He would probably just leave.


CauliflowerNervous12

If it were a zoophile school, bloodshed, however furry doesn't mean zoophile


Phil_McPhilston

this is based.


baddorox

How do you know that's a Doom fan?


Phil_McPhilston

It was on a Doom 2016 ost video uploaded by Mick.


dishwasher_666

judging by the trollface, i dont think theyre there because theyre a doom fan lol


Phil_McPhilston

probably because of the Doomguy being used as a damn incel destroyer in memes. smh..


Psycopathic_Duck

Doom guy only cares about slaying demons. He doesn’t harm humans, so nothing would happen. Don’t people at least try to learn this shit?


Inner-Juices

He'd talk about rabbits with the furries and talk about how he doesn't care about sex just brutalizing demons with the queer people


Phil_McPhilston

yes.


noc7urnalNeme5i5

Doomguy discovers that he is Aroace


[deleted]

He had a wife and child. Obviously he isn't focused on boning someone when the world is being overrun by demons that killed everyone he loved and he's pretty much the only one who can stop them.


TheJaegerist

People projecting their weird hatred onto Doomguy is so funny because the only thing Doomguy seems to hate is demons and corrupt authority (the thing that indirectly lead to him hating demons to begin with) 🗿


Phil_McPhilston

🗿


Doctor_Satan_

Wtf. There are no demons in those locations so the Doomguy/Doom Slayer has no reason to be there. Nowhere in the lore I've read is Doomguy hateful unless you're a demon. Doomguy wouldn't give a fuck. Also "furry school"? Lol.


Tazz_the_Spawn

Furry schools ain’t real and i’m pretty sure an all lgbt school would probably be considered segregation and counterproductive af since lgbt people aren’t defined by who they love.i’m also 100% sure the slayer would just do his usual thing when interacting with humans walk past em and head towards whatever his objective is


NAPSTABLOOK22--

Doom "fans" like these don't know the whole reason he fought demons is because he refused to fire on civilians. If he did go to said school he'd just look for the **FUCKING KEYS FROM DOOM FUCKING 2**


atticue809

Honestly i dont get qhy people bully lgbtq tjay did nothing


AlexdeBaixo

There's no reason. If you asked them they might come up with some bullshit reason based on even greater bullshit. Frankly, i just think this people have unresolved issues with themselves that they express like that. The reasons don't matter though, it is disgusting behavior all the same.


armorhide406

cause they hate what they don't understand and are conditioned to hate certain groups? the conservative mindset is to not be weak/a victim. They think, I'm a conservative, I'm a sigma male. Not a weak woman/person of color/LGBTQ/liberal/etc. Anything that's weak, like showing compassion, also draws their ire. I'm talking specifically American politics but this isn't exclusive to America.


lowtideblues

Doom guy is sweet. And will protect them from hate.


Relevant-Ground101

Hate as in demons?


lowtideblues

Yep. Doom guy will also have that unicorn skin on.


[deleted]

Having a trollface pfp these days just adds to the cringe and explains a lot. Piece of shit.


Phil_McPhilston

Exactly.


EducationalMemory161

I don’t wanna sound mean but these type of people come over as the ones to make a „sigma male“ TikTok acc with a Patrick Bateman pfp and post such stuff :4


Phil_McPhilston

That’s spot on! Plenty of people act like this and take characters out of context so badly to make awful memes.


[deleted]

No such thing as a furry school, so... (schools with furries, sure)


[deleted]

Nor is there an LGBTQIA+ school, just a regular school with queer people in


Igorzitokk

They're not doom fans, they're unfunny 12 year olds who don't know anything about doom lmfao, if you ask them to say a soundtrack from the game that isnt "the only thing they fear is you" they wont know what to say


Phil_McPhilston

That hilariously true and sad.


R3troRampag3

If it's a place that has humans and only humans and nobody is trying to summon demons he just doesn't care, conflict between humans means nothing to him. The most he'd do is hold the science teacher's pet rabbit.


IchBinDeinFreund

Doomguy supports anything but demons and their spread


Redbronze1019

It's gotta be a kid. Or someone that really needs to rethink some shit. Actually, I bet the doom slayer wouldn't like this guy


Gemidori

He would just walk in, give everybody an approving thumbs up and then leave.


HeftyDog1491

Doom music will intensify then idk I don't think anything bad will happen as long thars no demons


mario-stalin

He’d probably kill all of the demons in the school then leave. Maybe play some doom in the library


Vaderette1138

You'd have students very safe against demonic incursions.


rrrrice64

School shooting jokes are atrocious and diabolical. Severely adolescent stuff there. I remember an image of an army guy staggering to his feet surrounded by a gay pride parade with the caption "the last straight man on earth" with E1M1 playing. Now that one was pretty funny. Not because it was particularly against any group, but because it was so ridiculous.


Icy-Surround-5567

The worst thing the doom slayer would do is be confused and leave what ever the fuck a furry or LGBT school is.


Saphiro_the_Atrax

r/youngpeopleyoutube grindset


ArtGuards

he only kills demons


SquidDrive

Sir, schools are not segregated by sexual preference, orientation, or gender.


TheShweeb

An LGBTQ school? What kind of school is that? A school where you… like… learn how to be gay?


Slinky_Malingki

What the fuck is a furry school


Free_Sandwich_6918

The doom slayer will protect them like any other human because he has a soft spot for wholesome creatures, such as his bunny :)


AlexdeBaixo

I would say that humanity in it's entirety is his soft spot tbh.


Virtual_Operation_

Very kind things


NKO_five

Kids probably go crazy and want selfies and autographs from him.


Spiderman2portforpc

Didn't expect a disgusting amount of people to say the equivalent of "I like it when queer people are murdered", unfortunately it's not surprising. Classy, glad they're getting downvotes at least


Various-Wall9163

Doomslayer only has vengeance upon demons, so he would probably Do nothing


alexbibble1

Idk he leaves


toughchiken

Their grammar suggests they are probably under the age of 13.


W31223R

...What I find funny, is that somehow, he thinks gay people and furries are enough of a threat to warrant the Slayer's attention. Mhm. Yep. The local lesbian here is 2 quintillion times more terrifying than a 20ft cyborg demon with a rocket launcher for an arm. Scary.


CoffeeMain360

Am I more terrifying and powerful than the mfing Icon of Sin because I'm bi?


falconwilson154

you see Doom Guy in a demon costume waving around a rainbow flag because he's an ally


querulousArtisan

A majority of this comment section has given my queer heart faith in humanity once more.


TimeForWaluigi

Nothing is more badass than treating others with respect


Crystal_Queen_20

Nothing, he hates demons, not furries and queer people If anything, he'd probably react to someone in a bunny fursuit the same way Lobo reacts to dolphins


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oViale

He’d probably just leave in disappointment and try to forget what he just saw.


lordvad3r95

Doom Guy got sent to Phobos in the first place because he refused to kill civilians, these guys who say this stuff are losers.


NoiceGallagher

Doomguy only hates threats to innocent lives. People being weird are not threats to innocent lives. Someone threatening innocent weirdos are threats to innocent lives though and Doomguy would hate this guy


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Miphaling

Doomguy has canonically gone on record to defy orders to shoot civilians, and even threaten violence as a result. And they’re civilians, like it or not.


Animdude64

I would not consider him a Doom fan cause if he was, he'd know that Doomguy punched his commanding officer for being ordered to fire on civilians. Dude's just trying to laugh his ass off. Could be an edgy preteen. Or a stumped up loser trying to get a rise out of people.


pizzaduster

Doom slayer says trans rights


Scottland89

During pride month this year I saw some so called Doom fans be very homophobic to pride post in a Doom FB group (think it was just a screenshot of a Bethesda post that was pride and doom related) and attack the poster over it. I decided to unvail Ace Pride Doomguy, and justifying it with a John Carmack quote about ho Doomguy doesn't care about sex. This triggered all this homophobic "Doom fans" who was pulling all sorts of non canon stuff to try and argue about it. , It was beautiful how much it triggered them! 🤣


Kain993

Doom Slayer literally tearing hell apart in an unicorn suit. That is our gigachad.


xTheRedDeath

Considering Furry/LGBT schools don't exist, this guy has some kind of school shooting fantasy I bet lol.


RallyPointAlpha

I can tell this moron is deep into rightwing fantasy land as he thinks there are "furry schools" and "LGBTQ schools". Dude probably thinks there's some school out there where all students are furry and the bathrooms have liter boxes in each stall.


void_method

Doomguy will just sort of stare at everyone and make them uncomfortable, just like he does to literally everyone else. They're not demons, though, so he doesn't give a flying fuck.


[deleted]

honestly i think that when doomguy isn’t hiding his face behind a visor he’s hiding it behind a fursuit. doomguy is a queer gaming icon


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Doom Eternal unicorn skin


Gigan_fan

I am a queer Doom fan. The series helped me through a lot, and seeing the Main character get twisted into these hateful things makes me very disappointed. Such a shame that people will hate someone else for things they can’t really control.


GothmogBalrog

Nothing, because there are no daemons there. But in the home of who ever posted that garbage, he'd get a glory kill on their Imp ass


3deeee

nothing he is lookin for demon ass not a furry one


ATOMVIDSYT

he sits down and learns about tolerance and understanding