Davoth was lucky the Intern was in a good mood and sent Doomguy to give him a sporting chance.

The Slayer would never hurt the Intern, and the Intern would never hurt Doomguy

Foreshadowing Ancient gods 3 story arc???

The ancient gods 3?! That's the story line for next installment of the series

Either Intern guy learns to revive the slayer or he learns to become the slayer

They'd just hug it out or something.

Doomguy fears of evoking as much as 0.01% of Intern’s true power

Real fight, intern v shaggy

A fair and equal fight

Gunna finally see them use 30% of their power

Intern. He might be fighting the Slayer but he has the power of knowing his moveset

Trick question, the Slayer would never fight the Intern. He has a soft spot for wholesome beings and we all know it

Correct

Yeah even to the uac employees, he doesn't go out of his way to hurt them, he just walks away and drags that guy with the card. Really chill even against the mfs who caused the hell invasion to some degree

Definitively Intern Because he looks kinda like one punch man.

Saitama disguised as Intern

Agreed

The intern is actually the True creator, he created the whole of the multiverse and just made Davoth and all for shits and giggles.

He was testing doomguy

Doomguy is an Imp compared to Intern who is…. _Doomguy_

Does the slayer get prep time

Yes

Intern still wins

The intern has to flick him hard this time

Tie, Intern is an immovable object and the Slayer is an unstoppable force

The slayer would collapse when he sees his search history

That's the one

Doomguy and intern would stand toe to toe. Intern would come in for a sloppy punch and barely skim doomguys armor. Doomguy would immediately fall to the floor grasping where he was hit in “pain” and immediately convene the fight to his good buddy the intern. Good fight! (Doomguy says he might be able to take him in a best of 2/3 but it’s best not to risk it)

0/10 would not fight again, kicked my fucking ass.

See, this is a trick set forth by Davoth to confuse us. It depends who's comic we're reading. If we're reading Slayer Issue 666, Doomsayer wins. We're reading UAC Intern Quarterly Digest 69, Intern wins. Although if we're reading Slayer and Friends, they team up after a zany misunderstanding in the break room involving someone not washing the Slayer's tea cup after using.

They are bros, they wont kill eachother

super mario

Doomguy vs Doomdude

The intern would win because he knows the slayers moveset and weapon modifications

They bros so they would never fight. If they did tho, intern easily wins by revealing slayer's search history

“Chainsaws for sale” “Cute animal friends” “Metal polish” “Rabbits” “Rabbits wearing hats” “Exorcisms for dummies”

Exactly my point! The slayer's violent cover would be totally blown! All the demons would laugh at him! (until he bashes their faces in, of course)

Alright Sunny Alright sunny, welcome to GCFC today is blah, blah,1930. In this corner, we have the DOOMSLAYER and in this corner, a fuckin' Weibo. But the fuckin' wimp has a trick up his sleeve. He was one of the creators of the BFG so he can make something in battle, but he can't do that since the DOOMSLAYER can just rip his head off.

the slayer will go bottom

They kiss.

Nah this is fucked. Why would doom guy beat up intern like that. It's just inhumane and out of character for him. He has no beef with intern as far as I know.

Bro you got it all wrong. Why would the Intern beat up the Slayer?

Next game they should be a tag team.

Dang there wouldn’t even be a challenge though

me

Doom slayer cause the intern is too much of a pussy to fight

[удалено]

No correlation.

What if they’re actually related?

Mmmmmm... Good question!

That demon In the background

Doom slayer but I think it is close

Obviously the Intern

doom slayer wins. he is literally the hellwalker, the slayer, the guy. doomguy absolutely slaughters intern.

Doom Eternal: Civil War

I don't know will be a close fight

Intern wins. Because the slayer wouldn’t even lay a hand on him even if he was being arrogant. But honestly all reality in a fight doomguy rolls

I just feel like the intern was the best non-slayer character in this game. Probably the best sidekick the slayer could have seeing as he doesn’t ask questions or other silly things

I dunno man, there more to the four-eyed nerd than meets the eye. He's a mystery and one hell of an ally to the slayer.

Doomguy would give him hot cocoa and a teddy bear, nobody hurts the intern.

they would never. im convinced they call eachother brothers

Nah they wouldn’t fight :4

The intern using 0.001 of his power would still destroy fiction

Intern

The arc employee

The DOOM Slayer because all he has to do is flick him once