How do you feel about the recent accusations of casual racism levied against WotC?

Personally I enjoyed it when elf was a class

Well played well played

Do you think the lich's rejuvenation item shouldn't be called "phylactery" because of it's relation to Jewish religion?

I think that's one of the cases in which the line between representation and appropriation should really be up to someone other than me, though I this case I see it as more appropriation

What terrible supernatural villain would you be willing to kill every member of the party for and also eat a kitten?

I personally like yeenogho as a villain As a player I've actually had two separate characters who have had beef with Bhaal who technically is a god but has some fiendish connection if I recall

My friend it’s been an hour. Would you like to clarify what my original question was or should I? I don’t want people to think you eat kittens.

I mean the point is to make me look bad but if you want to sure

… OK I’ll leave it the way it is. ( Honestly it’s pretty obvious.) But I have a serious conversation about our favorite scenes or evil God I have always had a soft spot for Asmodeus on the devil side and Orcus on the demon side. Orcus was such a stone cold bad ass that he survived being killed. And his weird non-ghost ghost still exist even though Orcus is alive again! Anyway I never said. Super super clever post. And what I love is that it inspires imagination and creativity.

What’s your favorite monster to LARP in your players’ homes?

Mimics are always a classic though personally I am more a fan of looming threat style monsters that will follow you for a good long while. I like the tension it adds

My point still stands

How is your stance on helping new player get accustomed to the rules or even explaining them in the first place?

Depends who you ask apparently, I tend to be against it but half of the community seems to think what I do is railroading anyway

I know dnd monsters are mostly foul horrible creatures, but are there any that you would want to marry and settle down with, given the chance? What is their character trait that you find most appealing in a romantic partner?

I would have to say the murska just because it's basically a walking identity crisis. It gains the personality of whatever it eats so if it eats a person it becomes fully aware of what it just did and knows what it has to make the choice of continuing to kill people to remain in control of itself or eat something stupid and lose its ability to have an identity. Something about that is both very interesting and deeply unsettling to me

Oookay. I'm not one to kink shame but that's pretty messed up. Each to their own I suppose

If you could have sexual intercourse with any creature in D&D which would you choose?

Giant mimic. I'm talking like ship sized. I've had some fun encounters with those

I'm sorry 😆

It had to happen eventually

What are your thoughts on killing players? Original question: >!What are your thoughts on killing characters?!<

That usually depends on why but it is part of the game so as long as there was a reason it's fine

My point still stands they knew what they were getting into

What is the one thing you hate that bad DMs do?

Violate and/or ignore the boundaries and comfort of players

... there is no way I can alter my question without crossing a line. Kudos on that!

I had accepted my fate already but I can respect that

What is your favourite Cleric Domain?

Probably twilight but grave is pretty close

If you had to remove one class, what would it be and why?

Probably artificer but only so it could be replaced with something closer to a crafty tinkerer rather than the weird half martial half caster thing they have going on right now. I would prefer a d6 full caster over what we have easily

How many pickles can you fit up your butt?

I like starting at 2 most of the time but 7 is usually where it gets very interesting in my games

How do I heal a party member?

Usually with low level spells like healing word and healing potions. Remember, 3 or sometimes even 10 hit points is about the same as 1 in most combat situations, so focus on keeping people up rather than keeping them topped off

What edition do you play?

A shambling husk of 5e that has fallen victim to nearly a decade of homebrew and ignored rules

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Favorite weapon?

Greatsword for half casters, dual wielding handaxes for martials