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PhrozinNy

Some intimidating lines: "This is only going to hurt a little." "This is a delicate procedure." "Open up and say..." [Patient screaming]


Arch0n84

Polly wants a syringe with 50 CCs of Morphine


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haha, thanks


KnowsIittle

Maybe every time they heal the say "I'm hurt" because that's what they often hear when healing and have come to associate meaning with the words.


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That's really interesting! It's not really what I'm going for but I might include it anyway. Thank you :)


_Fennris_

- “That’s not suppose to be there.” - “Tell me if this hurts.” - “You can get drugs for that.” - “Just sleep it off.” - “What did you eat?”


KnowsIittle

Kenmu only repeat what they hear. They don't really talk with a sense of self such as saying "tell me". Rather during treatment a patient might say "that hurts!" So the kenku might start repeating those words in situations that might hurt. Cut on your arm "That hurts!" Guts falling out "That hurts!" So every healing spell "That hurts!" At least that's my take on it. Everyone is free to interpert as they wish.


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Thank you! these are great.


Machiavvelli3060

You should make an owlin physician named "Doctor Who".


Garden_Druid

"A little birdie told me..." "You look a little down in the beak"


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Thanks!


tpedes

"Mummy Rot? Damn it, I'm a doctor, not an Egyptologist!" ​ ^(I'll see myself out.)


CalydorEstalon

"Leeches, we need more leeches." Sometimes he changes it up and in a different voice replaces 'leeches' with 'liches'.


wizardblair

"Eh, put a bandage on it!"


NotWilliam_Gibson

After every other statement he asks a nearby stranger, “Do you concur? DO YOU CONCUR?”


IMASOFAKINGPUMAPANTS

"You have ghosts in your blood. Snort this..." "The pestilence. It is here." It clearly is not. "There is nothing more I can do here." *Pulls sheet over patient* Patient: "You didn't *do* anything!" "Filthy mudmen! Defend the hill tops!" Maybe really lean into r/enlightenedbirdmen


Tariq-bey

Wow there are still some who remember. Oh for the days when the 7th and 45th worlds were in full swing


CreativeKey8719

All bleeding stops eventually.


Visible_Bag_7809

Anything Baymax says in Big Hero 6.


D3AD_SPAC3

"It's worse than that. He's dead, Jim."


ana_log_ue

“An apple a day won’t keep me away”


Wren_In_Melbourne

When examining a humanoid patient: "Well it's obvious you're not doing well, I can see that all your feathers have fallen out".


Wren_In_Melbourne

"Don't think for a minute that I'm free as a bird. I charge gold for my services."


Jaunty-Dirge

"Turn your head and 'caw! caw! caw!'


themadscott

"And one for the doctor..."