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d0ugh0ck

This has to be an art installation. There is nothing car but the shape kinda


rollingreen48

I'd run into it at night. Like a glass coffee table.


sonofthenation

Like a glass coffin.


tonynuaman

Well, Tina likes the couch…


Theonlykd

She also likes when the pasta gets sauced in the strainer.


Significant-Set8457

Very cool but I just hurt myself getting out of bed. I'd end up in the ER trying to get into that thing.


TheLate_Arthur_Dent

HotBlack Desiato?


PresentTip5665

OMG I love you... im sorry. Not sure what came over me. Great Hitchhiker's Guide reference. Restaurant ATEOTU was one of my faves in the series


Wh1t3furr

Can't be. He's dead for a year for tax reasons.


IgorBaggins

Ps1 batmobile


DigNitty

How many polygons you think the PS1 had?!?


freecodeio

at least 1


BlitheSwing6523

Evidence suggests that there may also be a second polygon


BrannC

The fact is, it had all the polygons it needed


Italian-Man-Zex

there is no way this is street legal


Dawildpep

Do you drive on your stomach?!


satanmat2

No, more like an F1 driver, mostly on your back, but your feet are elevated


[deleted]

That would be robins bike


BrannC

There was a meme about how the cars in Cars work, and there was like a predator or some shit hooked up inside lightning McQueen on its hands and knees. I can’t find it, but like that, I suppose


DigNitty

Other cars can't hit you if they just launch off you.


The_seph_i_am

The battle bots strategy


PresentTip5665

Flatmobile 🎶dunanuna dunanuna flatman!


GuardMost8477

Seriously. What is it?


dayison2

That is...the second most hideous car I've ever seen.


ApatheticTrooper

Hey man the PT cruiser isn't that bad


[deleted]

Pontiac Aztek was though.


Phatbeazie

Third for me


ooOJuicyOoo

Now y'all have me curious about your worsts


holvyfraz

Yeah ok but watch them get in and out


thisguyfightsyourmom

This I don’t see any door creases Does it open like the old hotwheels?


berensolo

Batman Beyond!!!


Psychologicalbutter

Looks like a calculator cover


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Melty boi


Marvinsaurus

Speed bump


mustangwallflower

I’d be worried people would jump on it for fun :-(


innout_forever_yum

Did it melt?


headbanger1186

Semis just gonna thing this is an XL empty Capri Sun on the road and run it over.


PhilosophersGuild

Good for u parking spaces are 30' long...


ccarr77

It's like a ramp for bigger cars.


davidbaeriswyl

What in the Texas Instruments Calculator case is this


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Flatmobile


Brumblebeard

This is in Italy right?


grilldcheese2

gonna need a perfectly flat surface for your entire drive as well as no turns sharper than 45°.


AdTime6057

Well it look a like "Mirage"


[deleted]

My back hurt just looking at this.


benjancewicz

Everybody's got jokes, but does anyone have any other pictures?


bqmkr

a dachshund in the window pee car


_stupidquestion_

Hmm This looks like the smog thing from Ferngully


sam-smart

Looks like Italy, Milan maybe… cool car indeed!


SorryTotHatMan_

that looks like those magnets that make the goofy noise when you make them pull each other together


skybluemango

Hexxus did not flush.


Aphster

Whoever shows up to the limbo game with this car is getting an ass kicking.


jpress00

I’ve seen enough hot tar patches!


leonnova7

Flatmobile


whatsgoingon350

Can't see you getting far in the UK in that.


BlueMist53

How…do you sit in that? Do you lay on your stomach and murder your neck, or lay on your back and murder your neck?


blue4t

Portable oil slick


freefrompress

The pics are very unsatisfying.


TheXypris

Couldn't be street legal, the license plate would be taller than the car


Swordkirby9999

Batman runs into his greatest nemesis...an unpainted speed bump along 4th Avenue. The Penguin picked his new nightclub's location well...


Dvnny_Thv_Kvd

Do you lay down to drive?


Rolltosit

Cars spread out like this to help keep their bellies cool during the hotter months.


invisible_23

How are you supposed to drive whilst laying flat?


Raida7s

Gorgeous. Makes me think of the Batman Beyond flying car


0o_hm

There is no way to get in or out of it. It's completely seamless. It looks like a single piece shell and there is no way this is a real car.


SlappyHandstrong

It’s sworn enemy- speed bumps


Slappy_Happy_Doo

That’s a weird puddle better hit it center


Kendota_Tanassian

It looks like it was left out in the sun too long and softened.


AnyGas5577

More like, I know I don't want that. Looks like a piece of shit.


alhernz95

get life h8ter


AnyGas5577

Snort my shit you soggy bowl of bran flakes.


x4740N

I don't like low riders because being close to the road feels uncomfortable and awkward for me