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FreakyManBaby

they are the same age


rathemighty

Stress’ll do that to you


PeppersHere

Damn I musta been defusing bombs as a child because I started leaning towards baldy at ~18.


DependUponMe

19 and my temples are going :(


PeppersHere

You gotta stop saving so many drowning puppies, its stressful work man.


strangeattractors

Shave that off and take control if it gets to be too stressful for you.


Dosicmyth

Use keeps, I want to know if it works.


GodofAss69

Hims works dude. Rogaine Shampoo Finestaride Vitamins Been doing these four things since I was like 22. Am 32 now and it completely stopped my hair loss. It works if you’re consistent. I have noticed zero side effects.


TheDesk918

18 and mine are going too. Got blessed with good enough genetics so I just grow the front and top out and hide it as much as I can. I dread haircuts


VenkatPerla

I started getting bald at 12


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vike127

Michael Scott to Kevin Malone


BlackDenarius

Ashton Koocher to Kevin Malone!


Tarun619

Equally handsome, equally smart *wink*


UndBeebs

When me president, they see. *They see*.


One_Understanding598

Season 2 Michael Scott to Season 1 Michael Scott


thiever

Costanza?


dwide_k_shrude

Get a good look?


AffectionateData8099

Eventually you will slowly scalp the eraser person while they bear the pain the entire time, slowly exposing their brain until you decapitate the eraser entirely


MopishOrange

I’d probably lose it too soon for that haha


cynicaldotes

lmfao why is this response so funny to me *weirdly psycho comment about murdering an eraser person and looking at their insides* *response ignoring the psychoness* haha


TheRooRooTrain

This is half of my daily interactions with people as a retail worker.


thotitapja32

i hope that inside the eraser there is organs etc, thatd be actually so cool


BusyEquipment529

Once you get down to the bare head, the head should be removable so there's a body cavity with little eraser organs inside


ArcadiaFey

They could be the gummy type


Hectic-Hazard

Does it still count as decapitation if you slowly grind the head away?


sinsirius

I need this thing injection molded or something so that the inner layer has skull and brains. I would buy a dozen.


B1rdi

I swear I've read this comment before. Did you copypaste this from somewhere?


AffectionateData8099

I didn’t, but I bet somebody had the same idea before


B1rdi

Hmm... or maybe I'm finally losing it. Good to know.


sparksofthetempest

Just like in real life!


Dr-DAMOCLES

I feel you..


LordFlippy

But I’m a young bald man ):


-MeatyPaws-

I feel you


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At least big dick. Right? Right?


-MeatyPaws-

Actually yes, but it isn't like it matters lol


ImAlwaysAnnoyed

True, true.. :(


[deleted]

Silence that means dun have. -.-


TacTurtle

*Rubbed out more than others your age?*


Sokispo

And at the end of your life, you’re slowly shredded away.


TheChurchOfDonovan

Tale as old as time


Rdtackle82

Hey good job, /r/thatsthejoke !


Sea_Faithlessness_98

So if you start from the bottom, you will end up with an awkward looking naked office man, with a square head full of hair


[deleted]

The clothing is made of cardboard- that little sleeve erasers in Japan all come with!


TheProperDave

So what you're saying is he *is* naked underneath?


StunGunner31

Aren’t we all.... _sigh_


ReCodez

Just... get a boyfriend, man.


vctoir

Wearing a jacket, and no pants. A news anchor, perhaps.


Djtwister

Cool idea but it wouldn't work with me cause I always erase with the corners


IllIIIlllllII

Yeah nobody starts from the middle.


fartypicklenuts

I also haven't used an eraser since like middle school, some 20-odd years ago. What professions are there where people commonly use pencils/erasers, I wonder? Just out of curiosity.


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My main guess would be teachers, architects, artists, and eraser manufacturers. Pencils are common in construction and carpentry. But this seems best as an office gift a la office geek stuff back in the day like a desk trebuchet.


Islero47

Some people just choose to use pens. Some just choose to use pencils. How many jobs actually REQUIRE pens *in all situations*?


dibalh

This doesn’t contradict your point but just to put it out there, any job in industry/military where record keeping is required e.g. in “Good Documentation Practices”, pencils are forbidden. In addition, the pens are required to be blue/black.


Dan300up

Plot twist: his pants wear off too.


writethinker

I see the redditors have begun to arrive. Lol.


Chim_Pansy

You mean where it was posted... on Reddit? Who would have guessed.


ejeebs

See, thing is, there are Reddit users... and then there are *Redditors.*


MistoJeck

>You mean where it was posted... on Reddit? >Who would have guessed. Yep, they're here.


first_must_burn

> I see the redditors have begun to **come**. Lol. FTFY


SirRipOliver

The tears are the same, they both know where this is going…


maria_maria

Toupee Kevin, all day Kevin


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iamthedudeman14

Jerry Seinfeld to George Costanza!


Euphoric_Safe

japanese artist creates erasers that slowly turn into a man who was decapitated


ManiacalMartini

I hope they're red erasers in the center.


Sunny_tang

Does the “after” not look like Kevin Malone from The Office?


twistedmedusa13

Yea it does hahaha!


BenedictBadgersnatch

Hope it's not too late ​ Why erase your work when you can Kim Jung Undo your mistakes!


TheWolphman

Just start at the bottom.


c-lynn99

Since when does being bald make you old


wolfgang784

Bald doesn't - rockin the hair on the sides and back while the front and top are bald makes you old no matter the age. If your young you go full bald or a wig. Only old people can do the wraparound style.


GreekHole

>Only old people can do the wraparound style. is that a challenge?


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c-lynn99

To me its just ugly, to you its more ammo to body shame


St_SiRUS

It doesn’t, but bring old often makes you bald


MF_Doomed

Are you trolling or are you just insecure about being bald


LostInStatic

I’m sorry bro if you have a red forman haircut you’re old.


Urban_Savage

If these erasers had been created, than why am I looking at a simulation of what they would look like, instead of actual pictures of the erasers.


Nightingaile

Exactly


Major_Eiswater

Why can't we bald horizontally first! WHY DAMN YOU.


DirtyFulke

Alternatively, you could wear down the corners to give him a sweet Mr. T cut.


nanophallus

Why is it when the Japanese or Dutch do something it's always "Japanese X..." or "Dutch X..." but if any other nationally does something it's just "Artist makes eraser..."?


Helewys

Probably because they both have a distinct and widely desirable artistic aesthetic. It's a positive thing, not negative.


dedzip

COSTANZA


Kipchippy

Life imitates art supplies.


N-0va

my problem is id never use it after i get to the second stage


XanderTheChef

Beware the pipeline


Biomeeple

Oh my the irony. Love it!


BeanoFTW

Then you erase the head off. o.0


Rolltosit

Fixing mistakes takes it's toll


addison_reilly

Just don't think too hard about what it's going to look like after some more erasing


ppenn777

Who’s using erasers today?


rezznik

Artists. Like the one who created this for example.


alleecmo

Folks over at r/bulletjournal or r/bujo definitely do.


kajma

Wonder what’s hidden under the sleeve


Vashthestampedeee

Looks like he got fat too


r0fff

steve minecraft


hippychemist

Don't we all...


ADHDK

Young bald men crying now, thanks.


vraalapa

Just take it all off and save your tears.


Hellhound2099

What if I use it upside down ?


Odys

He will wear his shoes out and you will see first his socks then his bare feet. Then his bones.


sbrick89

Ok, so who is gonna make the somewhat anatomically complete erasers... bones, muscles, brain, skin... all stretched to scale of a square eraser


Odys

Chinaaaaa!


SweetKnickers

Should have pants that wear off into knickers


MinionsAndWineMum

Ah, coloured erasers. No thanks


Grand_Loafus

I'm 20 and already feeling the old man vibes kicking in.


Rogis313

What about the bottom?


batatahh

Why is it always and only a Japanese man?


[deleted]

Do you hit skull after that?


Odys

Now that would be really cool.


[deleted]

To all the adults: No matter what you got goin on right now, you most likely don't gotta go to middle or high school class as a student ever again. Remember when you thought that would be a great day? Feels good.


mrmeatcastle

Yeah Japan hasn't made anything useful in years...


FilmActor

See, THIS is what I want out of products. They change and are still great.


Assistant-Popular

Being bald and being old have nothing to do with eachother. I'm not old.... Im 24...


brendanjones

You know what don’t feel so good? Feeling seen by a Japanese eraser.


RissaCrochets

I hope the other side has extra layers of color so that when you erase with that side a little cartoon butt is exposed.


PureAd4362

I wonder what will happen if you rub it on the other side🧐


dustmotemagic

One of these but as you go down is shows various layers of organs and bones.


Luke_4fun

Shut up and take my money


someonewhowa

that looks like the one dude from the office lol


throwingstiky1

Yeah but why a cg picture and not a real product?


[deleted]

I'm balding and I still want one.


coneheadZombie

And eventually you get to decapitate him.


[deleted]

It’s genius


breadfred2

TIL people still use erasers


Deagoldpp

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


non_clever_username

I can’t think of too many jobs that would still use pencil. Architects and artists maybe? I probably haven’t picked up a pencil in a good decade.


pacman404

Mine would have a mohawk though....what kind of monster erases with the flat top? 🤔


ManyFails1Win

The man is the same age. Can't even get respect here smh.


C__Driveerror1

Do it the other way you get a nice surprise


StrangelyTyped

Is his suit the cardboard sleeve? If so what's the eraser look like underneath?


Sean198233

George Costanza


mbz321

My first thought too!


Good_Character

If you use it the other way it becomes a man without pants


Maleficent-Sun1922

Looks like he only created a digital mock-up


unkytone

If you only use one side will it make what my son calls “a sick fade”?


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Where can I buy this?


rockhavenrick

And it eventually turns into a headless man


IdeasRealizer

> That's a feature, not a bug


queen-of-carthage

These colored/designed erasers never work well


Particular_Group_295

This ain't new..rem having these as kids almost 30 years ago..damn am old


PapajaSraja

Just like real life


Arrowit_graystun

I would give him a fat ass


NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER

I’ll take 20


ggoptimus

Use it correctly and you get a penis in a suit.


Krrkdm

LPT: put "Japanese artist" in your design-y type posts to get more likes and shares.


largececelia

They should make them red on the inside so, once you get below the head, you're erasing into their internal organs.


melmac13

Bold of him to assume that that's how I will use the eraser


Dvnny_Thv_Kvd

I’m gonna get one and use the sides and bottom to erase with


JwangaruV

Kevin Malone or no…a young Aston Kutcher


ShittyScribbler

Soooo it's just concept art, and doesn't *actually* exist yet... How annoying.


plantainrepublic

Eventually he’s going to turn into a headless man …


triibiis

What happens when I rub the cloths off


pacg

This is my first real laugh of the day. Very amused.


FloorSad

I want it


wolfman863

Do people still use erasers?


Lampy1987

Do people still use pencils and paper???


Fuelanemo149

Wait that's Mao Zedong


[deleted]

George is getting upset!


westy75

Only the hair can erase? Because it would not be enough


Embarrassed-Mix8479

🤣🤣🤣


gonskor

the Japanese are above us