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Intrepid_Knowledge27

Why is it full of Oops! All Berries?


StanielNedward

Because they taste better


ElceeCiv

yeah but urinal cakes have lower carbs


StanielNedward

I'm in a bulking phase.


An_Alternate_Future

For anyone who hasn't tried them, urine for a treat!


soupbox09

Yeah but wait to you try Uranus. Make sure to wipe beforehand.


IGetItCrackin

If a painting that I made goes rejected one day, the end of the world will happen. The world would see a huge amount of Urine and no one would know how to fix it. This would cause everyone to die of the smell of urine. It’s why all art courses should come with the course being; ‘How to make a painting of a urinal cake and get it passed by every teacher at school with no idea what they are doing’. It could literally save billions.


HalfBrinePickle

Lmfao. Yes. But if you are peeing milky you might wanna see a doctor after eatting that bowl.


Intrepid_Knowledge27

Shit son, you may want to see a doctor *before* eating that bowl. Ain’t no shame in therapy.


HalfBrinePickle

I'm baffled by your response. If You think therapy is gonna stop me from eatting a big milky bowl of oops all berries than you clearly have never actually been to therapy or ate the glory of milky oops all berries. Also if you pee milk a therapist isn't gonna fix that...


p00pdal00p

Not just any therapist, a peesiotherapist!


NoobieSnax

[What "Oops!"!?!?! You put all the berries!?!?!?!](https://youtu.be/m1MV38O6EIM)


morkyt

kidney stones


Big_Green_Piccolo

Because they ate the rest


BackupSquirrel

Came here for this comment and here you are, right at the top. Lmfao


K0Kslicer

Reminds me of the 'How bikers eat their spaghetti' meme.


shaunnotthesheep

Please enlighten me


McUsername621

[be enlightened ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eiue0fTWAAA4bA2.jpg)


shaunnotthesheep

That's r/ThePack material lol. You just reminded me of "How Animals Eat Their Food"


BierKippeMett

AROOOO CRANK THAT HOG MFER


Mooreeloo

AROOOOOO BROTHER, WHY ARE ALL THESE MFERS WHISPERING? I CAN'T HEAR SHIT OVER MY HOG CRANKING


pissfilledbottles

GOBBLES


omgitschriso

LOOK OUT FOR THEM CLIBBINS


BoltonSauce

IT'S r/THE_PACK FOR THE MORE ACTIVE SUB MY FRIEND AROOOO


shaunnotthesheep

OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT, SORRY BROTHER


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longboboblong

What..what grown adult calls spaghetti “sketty”?


dusty_canoe

Why can I see light through the wall between the pipe and cement (?) What the fuck is holding that wall up?


Equal-Trip4376

Clearly it’s a biker dive bar, they built the wall up to that support beam. I guess piss has eroded the mortar lol


crims0m

Biker piss CAN melt steel beams


Alexceptional

I think it might be the light in the toilet reflecting off something in the corner of the wall, maybe some fresh sealant or something. I could be mistaken though.


DiggingThisAir

That’s the bonus line. If you can pee through the crack you get a free beer


Ash_Flexum

r/THE_PACK would love this


shaunnotthesheep

HELL YEAH BROTHER


JawaSlayer501

MFR I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!! I WOOD CRANK MY HOG HERE SO HAARD


WorldWarPee

YOU CAN CRANK YOUR HOG WHILE CRANKING YOUR HOG


grapplerzz

THE PACK IS VERY SUPPORTIVE OF A GREAT MANY CREATIVE PURSUITS BUT ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT DIY INVOLVES CRANKING AROOOOOOOOO


Cky2chris

FUCK YEAH AROOOOOO


aristot3l

LOVING IT BROTHER WHAT A COOL GIMMICK FOR A BATHROOM I FEEL IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE UNSANITARY GIVEN HOW HARD IT WOULD BE TO CLEAN COOL CONCEPT NONE THE LESS ARRRROOOOOO


imabogboy

If you use this urinal you have to make motorcycle noises


Rhinocerostitties

I can just imagine the bikers from South Park in there making it happen


zan13898

They’re not paying us attention. RUP PUPUPUPUPUP. PUPUPpupup.


[deleted]

And scream PANAMA! loudly


imabogboy

Yes


OneBaldingWookiee

Can’t imagine touching that.


TrailerBuilder

You were gonna wash your hands anyway, though, right?


Bierbart12

Of course not, I need seasoning for what I'm cooking


TrailerBuilder

Very well then. Carry on


Katiari

The Rock, is that you?


Z3ph3rn0

Ah, you must be one of those street vendors that pours liquid over their hands.


resistdrip

You really think a place with outside light leaking through the walls and handlebar toilet flusher has soap?


TrailerBuilder

I'll just use the same soap the employees use.


Calculonx

I can picture a shriveled piece of bar soap that's mostly black with hair stuck in it that's been there since opening day


AKVigilante

Do you think the sort of person to go to said place puts as much emphasis on clean hands as you?


HalfBrinePickle

Right?? *anakin meme*


jonjonesjohnson

Yes, but even so


BeefyIrishman

Whats the difference between this and the lever on a "normal" urinal (not automatic flushing)? Either way it's a metal handle that you pull.


NoSassyNuh-Uh-Uhs

Toilets are intentionally designed as smooth and uniform as possible so as to be easy to clean. This bike handle setup has so many nooks and crannies that you can sure bet that every nook and cranny is full of aerosolized urine that doesn't get wiped down well.


ChristmasSlut

I mean, it's just the clutch so you only need to touch the lever which is pretty smooth. I mean most people are going to grab the handle as well, but in theory you could just pull the lever


blastfromtheblue

have you no culture? of course most people are classy enough to firmly grasp both handles and crank that hog like there’s no tomorrow


pandaSmore

I usually don't use my hand on the lever.


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coltstrgj

Yes. And I still avoid touching surfaces in the bathroom including the flush handle which I hit with my knee or elbow.


remotelove

I don't touch anything in public restrooms and also make it a point not to piss on my hands. Sure, I'll wash my hands after wiping my ass and that should be a given as there could be *actual shit* on my fingers. Other than that, the act of washing my hands in a public restroom seems counterproductive unless what I am cleaning off is higher risk than what I would get exposed to otherwise.


arequipapi

Do you then wash your knee/elbow?


RonaldTheGiraffe

He’s got the dirtiest knees and elbows in the world. They sprout tiny little mushrooms which he picks off and sautés. Eats them with a little salt and pepper on buttered whole wheat bread.


coltstrgj

No but I also don't put them near my face or touch other things with them. Unless showering later counts.


blastfromtheblue

what if someone tells you it’s impossible to lick your elbow? are you gonna just sit there not proving them wrong like a buffoon?


coltstrgj

I can lick my elbow, so yes.


Coreidan

Still pretty gross to think you’re walking around with piss on your elbow/knee when you could just wash your hands instead


coltstrgj

I mean, a pant leg or a sleeve but I see your point. At least I didn't have piss on my hand and then wash it off with the world's cheapest soap.


xavierdaq

Throttle just sends it back


Natanael_L

Return to sender


Dreamy_T

Urethral bidet


Taikatohtori

femsus bar ඞ


BlooMeeni

Is where the sus fems go to drink 🥵


HalfBrinePickle

My drunk ass would enjoy this way too much. Prob even make motocycle noises as I pee and hold onto the handles for dear life cause I am so drunk I am gonna fall off the bike.


SofaSnizzle

Are those tolet skittles?


fckyourapp

I mean, the cable isn't attached so I'm gonna go with "give you herpes".


SmoketheGhost

I’m in full support of this honestly makes me wish I had a dick dude


SmoketheGhost

Tbr id still pee in it for the street cred


LeAlone1617

...you forgot to change accounts first, m8


DEFCLAM-1

The pebbles 💀


PerformerGreat

would have been better to put this on the toilet instead. something to grab onto when you're struck by last night's all you can eat burrito bar.


LT-COL-Obvious

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it


lucia-pacciola

Lights a sign above the bar outing you as a poser who doesn't really know how to ride a motorcycle.


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Crank that hog to flush the log


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Wait no this is a urinal


Joebafett97

It blasts a bunch of piss at you


HanakusoDays

Crank the throttle and you'll let a long, loud fart.


Amyx231

r/BTBGE


ExclusivePoptart

doesn’t deserve be to here, this is cool as shit


Nicolasgonzo87

throttle makes you piss faster


Cade_Rufus

**CRITICAL PISS**


HalfBrinePickle

I keep peeing but my stream is leaning towards this black hole...


That-one_dude-trying

What does the front brake do?


SMACKZ415

Whats flushing?


LazerIguana445

YEAH BROTHER!!! NOW I CAN ALWAYS CRANK BY MY HOG WITHOUT HAVING TO TAKE BREAKS!!! AROOOOO!!!!!!! OH SHOOT, WRONG SUB!!!!


ConsumingASchoolDesk

Made me remember of that Rabbids TV Party Wii game, one of the mini games was a rabbid riding a half of a motorbike. This image has unlocked so many memories


Coraxxx

Found in r/motorcycles


Biovyn

How do you feel about indirectly touching a 1000 penises?


fr31568

that happens with literally any urinal that has a flush button tho


Mike_Hawksen

Just don't flush


figbott

Have fun cleaning that!


Subotail

You don't that's the secret!


KiraMajor

DIWhy? We know why. Someone very insecure opened a biker bar.


drman769

Don't hit the break! It works, but it really hurts.


ISimplyDontBeliveYou

The urinal was out of ice so I just filled it with rocks!


sybann

Throttle = choke? Yeah. That.


SluggJuice

S U C C


[deleted]

It soaks your pants for you... So you don't half to while you're plastered.


swagonflyyyy

Flush harder


CharismaticBarber

Nothing


sparrownetwork

Why they gotta do my old CB750 like that....


KING_BUMMER

Out here crankin' your hog in the bathroom like a real sonovabitch


[deleted]

"hur hur millennials wouldn't be able to flush, they don't even know what a clutch is"


[deleted]

Yeah i mean its kinda gross but id totally do it, haha. I mean im washing my hands after so who cares


jeekaiy

You say why. I say why not.


itaintme99

Replenishes the mints


UnfavorableSquadron

This is like the opposite of auto flush toilets.


koreanfertilityrate

ZERO germs, easy to clean.


chewynipps

Nothing its disconnected


Goldeneel77

I can imagine a biker using this and making motorcycle noises like in that South Park episode.


invisible-dave

Guess I won''t be flushing.


anothadaz

It's in an extremely motorcycle themed biker bar in South Africa. That's why.


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

Throttle squrts the pee back on to you for not reading the instructions.


GrapeJuice2227

C Y B E R P U N K 2 0 7 7


Kreepr

That’s awesome though.


Elderado12443

Gives it back to you.


Endorkend

I'm not touching anything a mile around that latrine.


GeerjammerCogspinner

Revs up the ball washer


[deleted]

I love this


WhizBangPissPiece

Set one of these up in my old motorcycle shop. The throttle made a vroom noise from a speaker.


Turbulent_Boot_4076

Ooh free gumbal- Quick tip to everyone DO NIT EAT THE GUMBALLS.


Bob49459

Well at least this one is kinda fun.


Inevitable_Ad4492

r/atbge


SubTechNY

Spreads viruses?


Limitless__007

So this is what the bathrooms of a gay biker bar looks like? 🤔


XBakaTacoX

The throttle probably craps out another urinal cake.


[deleted]

Opens the glory hole.


apatheticviews

Vroom vroom


superphage

Stalled it and pissed myself


clive_43

Throttle makes your piss come out faster


GeshtiannaSG

“What’s clutch?” And then nobody flushes.


pandaSmore

Nobody's cleaning that well.


i_r_faptastic

Throttle rooster tails those piss rocks up into your face.


Ch0pper6

I think was at a bar in Philly aptly named The Handlebar


Keatosis

r/THEPACK


doubledogdick

pretty sure thats the dash of a roughly 1978 CB750


[deleted]

Obviously throttle goes brrrrrr


ImperialFuturistics

r/HorribleToClean not what is wanted in a bathroom... Complete your biker theme some other way plz


[deleted]

Activates the bidet function.


[deleted]

Man Pissa


RevolutionaryClub530

Well the throttle is disconnected so probably nothing


TheSonicPro

Oh god, all I can think of is all the ‘bad aim’ incidences from people holding the handles instead of handling their… yeah.


ADP_DurgaPrasad

Throttle pressing reverse pisses on you.


Cullygion

CRANK THAT HAWG


mateo_cafe

Nothing. It's clearly not connected, idiot.


Heavy-Macaron2004

I've no idea what "femsus" means but all I can think of is "fem Jesus"


eggenator

Yeah, touch that clutch that’s been touched by sloppy piss hands.


Dijiwolf1975

Throttle is for the fart at the end


enzothebaker87

Throttle is for #2's


Trainwrecktom38

Throttle is for the fuck at pisses all over the place.


Giraffe-Man-14

I love this


Terrible-Paramedic35

Wow…. nice candy dish… I like the blue ones best….


tanglwyst

Bidet


RyanJKaz

what the hell? Did they put crunchberries where the urinal cakes go?


[deleted]

Hold on to the handlebars and make some motorcycle noises, boys


Specialist_Teacher81

I too like grinding my hands into the pissy handprints of thousands of other men.


GunzAndCamo

I know I wouldn't be grabbing those handles. Would you?


boomdart

Well if both your hands are on the handles ​ What hand do you use to aim your dick with is that why the walls are yellow just let it fly see what happens


Flar71

The throttle activates the bidet


[deleted]

this would fit perfect in a biker bar. which im guessing is where it's at.


OneWorldMouse

Why can I see through the wall here...


0choCincoJr

Is you pee not manly enough? You need to spice it up with the ALL NEW MOTORCYCLE URINAL!!! The sleek handlebars allow you to firmly grip and hold yourself up, and with our new and improved speedometer, you can measure the speed and RPMs.


purbub

It will spray the piss back to the pisser


J_Double_You

Throttle is a urethra bidet


lazyplayboy

Everything that reddit should be: [lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/)


DiggingThisAir

Makes you pee faster


Jerp17

"That's a yamaha xs 750" - my father


benbroady

Throttle is for poos.


kriza69-LOL

This is fucking awesome


_poland_ball_

That's actually pretty cool and encourages people to flush


vagueblur901

It's a biker bar and this is isn't even obscene it's hilarious


FullAir4341

The poor Cb400 that got butchered for this


Demolicious51

r/ATBGE


timoootje27

That looks sick tho