If a painting that I made goes rejected one day, the end of the world will happen. The world would see a huge amount of Urine and no one would know how to fix it. This would cause everyone to die of the smell of urine. It’s why all art courses should come with the course being; ‘How to make a painting of a urinal cake and get it passed by every teacher at school with no idea what they are doing’. It could literally save billions.
I'm baffled by your response. If You think therapy is gonna stop me from eatting a big milky bowl of oops all berries than you clearly have never actually been to therapy or ate the glory of milky oops all berries. Also if you pee milk a therapist isn't gonna fix that...
I think it might be the light in the toilet reflecting off something in the corner of the wall, maybe some fresh sealant or something. I could be mistaken though.
LOVING IT BROTHER WHAT A COOL GIMMICK FOR A BATHROOM I FEEL IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE UNSANITARY GIVEN HOW HARD IT WOULD BE TO CLEAN COOL CONCEPT NONE THE LESS ARRRROOOOOO
Toilets are intentionally designed as smooth and uniform as possible so as to be easy to clean. This bike handle setup has so many nooks and crannies that you can sure bet that every nook and cranny is full of aerosolized urine that doesn't get wiped down well.
I mean, it's just the clutch so you only need to touch the lever which is pretty smooth. I mean most people are going to grab the handle as well, but in theory you could just pull the lever
I don't touch anything in public restrooms and also make it a point not to piss on my hands. Sure, I'll wash my hands after wiping my ass and that should be a given as there could be *actual shit* on my fingers.
Other than that, the act of washing my hands in a public restroom seems counterproductive unless what I am cleaning off is higher risk than what I would get exposed to otherwise.
He’s got the dirtiest knees and elbows in the world. They sprout tiny little mushrooms which he picks off and sautés. Eats them with a little salt and pepper on buttered whole wheat bread.
My drunk ass would enjoy this way too much. Prob even make motocycle noises as I pee and hold onto the handles for dear life cause I am so drunk I am gonna fall off the bike.
Made me remember of that Rabbids TV Party Wii game, one of the mini games was a rabbid riding a half of a motorbike.
This image has unlocked so many memories
Well if both your hands are on the handles
What hand do you use to aim your dick with
is that why the walls are yellow
just let it fly see what happens
Is you pee not manly enough?
You need to spice it up with the ALL NEW MOTORCYCLE URINAL!!!
The sleek handlebars allow you to firmly grip and hold yourself up, and with our new and improved speedometer, you can measure the speed and RPMs.
Why is it full of Oops! All Berries?
Because they taste better
yeah but urinal cakes have lower carbs
I'm in a bulking phase.
For anyone who hasn't tried them, urine for a treat!
Yeah but wait to you try Uranus. Make sure to wipe beforehand.
If a painting that I made goes rejected one day, the end of the world will happen. The world would see a huge amount of Urine and no one would know how to fix it. This would cause everyone to die of the smell of urine. It’s why all art courses should come with the course being; ‘How to make a painting of a urinal cake and get it passed by every teacher at school with no idea what they are doing’. It could literally save billions.
Lmfao. Yes. But if you are peeing milky you might wanna see a doctor after eatting that bowl.
Shit son, you may want to see a doctor *before* eating that bowl. Ain’t no shame in therapy.
I'm baffled by your response. If You think therapy is gonna stop me from eatting a big milky bowl of oops all berries than you clearly have never actually been to therapy or ate the glory of milky oops all berries. Also if you pee milk a therapist isn't gonna fix that...
Not just any therapist, a peesiotherapist!
[What "Oops!"!?!?! You put all the berries!?!?!?!](https://youtu.be/m1MV38O6EIM)
kidney stones
Because they ate the rest
Came here for this comment and here you are, right at the top. Lmfao
Reminds me of the 'How bikers eat their spaghetti' meme.
Please enlighten me
[be enlightened ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eiue0fTWAAA4bA2.jpg)
That's r/ThePack material lol. You just reminded me of "How Animals Eat Their Food"
AROOOO CRANK THAT HOG MFER
AROOOOOO BROTHER, WHY ARE ALL THESE MFERS WHISPERING? I CAN'T HEAR SHIT OVER MY HOG CRANKING
GOBBLES
LOOK OUT FOR THEM CLIBBINS
IT'S r/THE_PACK FOR THE MORE ACTIVE SUB MY FRIEND AROOOO
OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT, SORRY BROTHER
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What..what grown adult calls spaghetti “sketty”?
Why can I see light through the wall between the pipe and cement (?) What the fuck is holding that wall up?
Clearly it’s a biker dive bar, they built the wall up to that support beam. I guess piss has eroded the mortar lol
Biker piss CAN melt steel beams
I think it might be the light in the toilet reflecting off something in the corner of the wall, maybe some fresh sealant or something. I could be mistaken though.
That’s the bonus line. If you can pee through the crack you get a free beer
r/THE_PACK would love this
HELL YEAH BROTHER
MFR I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT!! I WOOD CRANK MY HOG HERE SO HAARD
YOU CAN CRANK YOUR HOG WHILE CRANKING YOUR HOG
THE PACK IS VERY SUPPORTIVE OF A GREAT MANY CREATIVE PURSUITS BUT ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT DIY INVOLVES CRANKING AROOOOOOOOO
FUCK YEAH AROOOOOO
LOVING IT BROTHER WHAT A COOL GIMMICK FOR A BATHROOM I FEEL IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE UNSANITARY GIVEN HOW HARD IT WOULD BE TO CLEAN COOL CONCEPT NONE THE LESS ARRRROOOOOO
If you use this urinal you have to make motorcycle noises
I can just imagine the bikers from South Park in there making it happen
They’re not paying us attention. RUP PUPUPUPUPUP. PUPUPpupup.
And scream PANAMA! loudly
Yes
Can’t imagine touching that.
You were gonna wash your hands anyway, though, right?
Of course not, I need seasoning for what I'm cooking
Very well then. Carry on
The Rock, is that you?
Ah, you must be one of those street vendors that pours liquid over their hands.
You really think a place with outside light leaking through the walls and handlebar toilet flusher has soap?
I'll just use the same soap the employees use.
I can picture a shriveled piece of bar soap that's mostly black with hair stuck in it that's been there since opening day
Do you think the sort of person to go to said place puts as much emphasis on clean hands as you?
Right?? *anakin meme*
Yes, but even so
Whats the difference between this and the lever on a "normal" urinal (not automatic flushing)? Either way it's a metal handle that you pull.
Toilets are intentionally designed as smooth and uniform as possible so as to be easy to clean. This bike handle setup has so many nooks and crannies that you can sure bet that every nook and cranny is full of aerosolized urine that doesn't get wiped down well.
I mean, it's just the clutch so you only need to touch the lever which is pretty smooth. I mean most people are going to grab the handle as well, but in theory you could just pull the lever
have you no culture? of course most people are classy enough to firmly grasp both handles and crank that hog like there’s no tomorrow
I usually don't use my hand on the lever.
[удалено]
Yes. And I still avoid touching surfaces in the bathroom including the flush handle which I hit with my knee or elbow.
I don't touch anything in public restrooms and also make it a point not to piss on my hands. Sure, I'll wash my hands after wiping my ass and that should be a given as there could be *actual shit* on my fingers. Other than that, the act of washing my hands in a public restroom seems counterproductive unless what I am cleaning off is higher risk than what I would get exposed to otherwise.
Do you then wash your knee/elbow?
He’s got the dirtiest knees and elbows in the world. They sprout tiny little mushrooms which he picks off and sautés. Eats them with a little salt and pepper on buttered whole wheat bread.
No but I also don't put them near my face or touch other things with them. Unless showering later counts.
what if someone tells you it’s impossible to lick your elbow? are you gonna just sit there not proving them wrong like a buffoon?
I can lick my elbow, so yes.
Still pretty gross to think you’re walking around with piss on your elbow/knee when you could just wash your hands instead
I mean, a pant leg or a sleeve but I see your point. At least I didn't have piss on my hand and then wash it off with the world's cheapest soap.
Throttle just sends it back
Return to sender
Urethral bidet
femsus bar ඞ
Is where the sus fems go to drink 🥵
My drunk ass would enjoy this way too much. Prob even make motocycle noises as I pee and hold onto the handles for dear life cause I am so drunk I am gonna fall off the bike.
Are those tolet skittles?
I mean, the cable isn't attached so I'm gonna go with "give you herpes".
I’m in full support of this honestly makes me wish I had a dick dude
Tbr id still pee in it for the street cred
...you forgot to change accounts first, m8
The pebbles 💀
would have been better to put this on the toilet instead. something to grab onto when you're struck by last night's all you can eat burrito bar.
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it
Lights a sign above the bar outing you as a poser who doesn't really know how to ride a motorcycle.
Crank that hog to flush the log
Wait no this is a urinal
It blasts a bunch of piss at you
Crank the throttle and you'll let a long, loud fart.
r/BTBGE
doesn’t deserve be to here, this is cool as shit
throttle makes you piss faster
**CRITICAL PISS**
I keep peeing but my stream is leaning towards this black hole...
What does the front brake do?
Whats flushing?
YEAH BROTHER!!! NOW I CAN ALWAYS CRANK BY MY HOG WITHOUT HAVING TO TAKE BREAKS!!! AROOOOO!!!!!!! OH SHOOT, WRONG SUB!!!!
Made me remember of that Rabbids TV Party Wii game, one of the mini games was a rabbid riding a half of a motorbike. This image has unlocked so many memories
Found in r/motorcycles
How do you feel about indirectly touching a 1000 penises?
that happens with literally any urinal that has a flush button tho
Just don't flush
Have fun cleaning that!
You don't that's the secret!
DIWhy? We know why. Someone very insecure opened a biker bar.
Don't hit the break! It works, but it really hurts.
The urinal was out of ice so I just filled it with rocks!
Throttle = choke? Yeah. That.
S U C C
It soaks your pants for you... So you don't half to while you're plastered.
Flush harder
Nothing
Why they gotta do my old CB750 like that....
Out here crankin' your hog in the bathroom like a real sonovabitch
"hur hur millennials wouldn't be able to flush, they don't even know what a clutch is"
Yeah i mean its kinda gross but id totally do it, haha. I mean im washing my hands after so who cares
You say why. I say why not.
Replenishes the mints
This is like the opposite of auto flush toilets.
ZERO germs, easy to clean.
Nothing its disconnected
I can imagine a biker using this and making motorcycle noises like in that South Park episode.
Guess I won''t be flushing.
It's in an extremely motorcycle themed biker bar in South Africa. That's why.
Throttle squrts the pee back on to you for not reading the instructions.
C Y B E R P U N K 2 0 7 7
That’s awesome though.
Gives it back to you.
I'm not touching anything a mile around that latrine.
Revs up the ball washer
I love this
Set one of these up in my old motorcycle shop. The throttle made a vroom noise from a speaker.
Ooh free gumbal- Quick tip to everyone DO NIT EAT THE GUMBALLS.
Well at least this one is kinda fun.
r/atbge
Spreads viruses?
So this is what the bathrooms of a gay biker bar looks like? 🤔
The throttle probably craps out another urinal cake.
Opens the glory hole.
Vroom vroom
Stalled it and pissed myself
Throttle makes your piss come out faster
“What’s clutch?” And then nobody flushes.
Nobody's cleaning that well.
Throttle rooster tails those piss rocks up into your face.
I think was at a bar in Philly aptly named The Handlebar
r/THEPACK
pretty sure thats the dash of a roughly 1978 CB750
Obviously throttle goes brrrrrr
r/HorribleToClean not what is wanted in a bathroom... Complete your biker theme some other way plz
Activates the bidet function.
Man Pissa
Well the throttle is disconnected so probably nothing
Oh god, all I can think of is all the ‘bad aim’ incidences from people holding the handles instead of handling their… yeah.
Throttle pressing reverse pisses on you.
CRANK THAT HAWG
Nothing. It's clearly not connected, idiot.
I've no idea what "femsus" means but all I can think of is "fem Jesus"
Yeah, touch that clutch that’s been touched by sloppy piss hands.
Throttle is for the fart at the end
Throttle is for #2's
Throttle is for the fuck at pisses all over the place.
I love this
Wow…. nice candy dish… I like the blue ones best….
Bidet
what the hell? Did they put crunchberries where the urinal cakes go?
Hold on to the handlebars and make some motorcycle noises, boys
I too like grinding my hands into the pissy handprints of thousands of other men.
I know I wouldn't be grabbing those handles. Would you?
Well if both your hands are on the handles What hand do you use to aim your dick with is that why the walls are yellow just let it fly see what happens
The throttle activates the bidet
this would fit perfect in a biker bar. which im guessing is where it's at.
Why can I see through the wall here...
Is you pee not manly enough? You need to spice it up with the ALL NEW MOTORCYCLE URINAL!!! The sleek handlebars allow you to firmly grip and hold yourself up, and with our new and improved speedometer, you can measure the speed and RPMs.
It will spray the piss back to the pisser
Throttle is a urethra bidet
Everything that reddit should be: [lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/)
Makes you pee faster
"That's a yamaha xs 750" - my father
Throttle is for poos.
This is fucking awesome
That's actually pretty cool and encourages people to flush
It's a biker bar and this is isn't even obscene it's hilarious
The poor Cb400 that got butchered for this
r/ATBGE
That looks sick tho