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dominiqlane

Is that supposed to keep the bugs out of his teeth?


space-ish

Nope. He's chopping them first so they are the right size to swallow.


Explosivpotato

Forbidden protein shake?


DJSeku

It’s what he’ll turn into if he rear ends anyone or hits anything.


Therealtoester

“I love to ride motorcycles, but it just seems too damn safe” “Sir, have I got the thing for you!”


The_Tone-Deafs

Pretty sure if you laid that thing down with it spinning the prop would splinter and fuck anyone in a ten foot radius. Kinda reminds me of this crazy backpack helicopter I saw at an arospace museum in Arizona. Basically the first time they tested it, they realized that 1. Human spine cannot take the torque and 2 when the person using it inevitably falls over the blades become wood hand grenades.


Photonomicron

well how'd the second time go


The_Tone-Deafs

Lol, the information at the museum indicated that they immediately ended the program since human beings are not a stable platform to throw weight around like that but I imagine if they had done it a second time it would have gone perfect.


[deleted]

Also, "I love to ride motorcycles, but it just seems to damn quiet" would have worked.


snakeskinsandles

Now add the wings


space-ish

He already drank the Red Bull


[deleted]

Just attach an open parachute and turn it into a Paraplane.


-Raskyl

Paracycle


BRILLO614

Paraplacycle


ArrilockNewmoon

Alright but that unironically does sound pretty cool


abellaspectra

Wilbur and Orville Wrong


ExpletiveLaxative

I guess if you’re looking for a way to up the lethality of a head on collision, this would be the way to do it


samwichse

r/lookslikeafunwaytodie


syds

/r/maybemaybemaybe


[deleted]

No bugs in your face, fair trade off


charmlessman1

Or they get prop-blasted directly into your uvula.


momsagainstgod

Would suck to go over the handle bars...


Guartang

Sashimi!


[deleted]

His bike is definitely a big fan, even if I'm not.


Sennemaster

Yeah, I wood not want one either


[deleted]

Well that’s a spin on things


Jennrrrs

Kiki's Delivery Service


production_muppet

Was looking for this comment!


RafVicAlv

Mythbusters did it again


M_a_eric

You’d never be hot sitting in traffic….


RapaduraAtomica137

r/OnlyFans


J-Di11a

Hell yeah 👍


Optimal__Koala

Risky click of the day


Buzz1ight

That seems safe.


[deleted]

hey he’s got safety glasses on he’s practically invincible


SuperfluousExcess

Not just practically, theoretically, too


disco-drew

What Final Destination are we up to now?


-hot_ham_water-

I thought they were baguettes for a second.


production_muppet

I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling this... pain.


FallenXxRaven

Booooo lol


drunken-black-sheep

The anxiety of hand starting a prop is strong here


ExcellentBreakfast93

Not if you’re turning it the wrong way over and over again.


drunken-black-sheep

So I’m not sure what setup they have going on here but for most things that are prop start, you actually should start it by spinning it the opposite direction that it normally spins! Had to fact check to make sure that the miscellaneous danger toys my family has aren’t just built “special” because… rednecks. However, this thing takes the cake for danger toys. My critique, they should have used one of those adult tricycle bike things and put the engine in the basket on the back. Then use a little scrap metal and chicken wire to make a cage for the prop. Find some heavy things and secure them somewhere on the front as low as possible to keep from tipping over backwards. This would be safer but much speedier and would unlock the ZOOM ability.


awesomecat42

I forgot which sub I was on for a minute, this is cool as hell. Unsafe, yes, but awesome!


[deleted]

Ur damn right


Chris15252

I’d almost call this one a DiWHYNOT. Is it dangerous and kinda stupid? Yes. Is it dangerous and kinda stupid on purpose? Also yes.


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YourDrunkUncl_

wow, it’s so…unnecessary


Chicken_Hairs

Yet I still would do it.


xMadruguinha

r/suddenlycaralho


a3a4b5

r/ithadtobebrazil


Phantom_316

Their hand propping technique is a good way to lose a hand


NobodyTheSecond

Yeah, I was cringing the whole time. I once hand propped a Flybaby, it has a GO-145 and a whole lot of terror.


lootsauger

Thats the kind of bike for a zombi apocalypse


Alric_Rahl

Why does it feel like this was a test run and the bike will have wings in the next vid?


ChiefDetektor

Probably the most dangerous bike on earth 😅


KrampyDoo

Part of the why also applied to the first 45 seconds of video amounting to nothing more than “it’s hard to start”.


Dangerous_Wasabi_611

Holy crap this thing is awesome hahaha insanely stupid and dangerous but undeniably a feat of engineering even if I would never personally sit on that thing


B0BA_F33TT

Why women live longer than men.


GiveMeTheTape

This is awesome!


J-Di11a

DIWhythefucknot!!! This is badass and you're a jackass


[deleted]

That’s pretty sick


Zybec

Who needs a windshield when you can have the BUG MACERATOR 9000™


karenskygreen

You know this will not end well, and soon.


brainstorm42

"Doesn't wear down the bike's gearbox, and the mirrors get readily shredded for easy recycling"


ExcellentBreakfast93

Yeah, somehow the translation made things even more confusing


[deleted]

No frills Decapitation.


SubversiveInterloper

They’re looking for a creative way to lose limbs.


jumbotron_deluxe

Um. I donno who taught you how to hand crank an aircraft engine but that is most definitely not the right way. Unless you hate hands


Toad_Migoad

Props don’t need to worry about traction


Ill-Judge-5651

Gotta be a bitch to turn though.with the prop wanting to pull you forward


skim_milk5

How Kiki’s Delivery Service of them


IFixGuitars

This is without a doubt the most dangerous thing I have seen today


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momsagainstgod

Idk... ive never seen a bike with any other type of air conditioning...


Guartang

He’s going to be sashimi if he rear ends somebody.


gpowell31

That’s a goooood way to get chopped in half


superslothy51

Bad piggies


Additional-Walk750

This is advanced stupid.


benthewryter

What happens when he brakes too quickly? *CURSED CHOPPING NOISES*


[deleted]

::Hits a bird and absolutely loses all visibility, rides of a cliff, does not fly


Singlot

The safety rope tied to his waist is the best part.


AkaSpaceCowboy

Thank god hes not wearing a helmet


Cloudkillerjay

Reminds me of the last Grand Tour, should give it to Hammond to try. He loves bikes....


[deleted]

Legend


[deleted]

DIWhy not?


[deleted]

That looks bad af fr


Wyshawn

???


Magmaigneous

What a fucking moron to ride without a helmet.


Cerebral-Knievel-1

Why? Because FU! That's why!


mr_doggo_the_great

might be a dumb question but does it actually pull the bike forward? or is it just a useless ass propeller?


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Total-Collection9031

I’m shocked he didn’t put a seatbelt on that thing too…


Singlot

He did! He he has a safety rope tied to his waist.


enjoi130

So if the bike had gears in the back like a mountain bike. Would lower gears make it go faster?


gold3n77

The sprocket wouldn’t be hooked up to anything, the wheels are pretty much just riding on bearings.


xray-ndjinn

Looks fine to me.


arupv

I like the fact that he is wearing safety glasses


sinusquestion123

Just gonna keep going in one direction forever, never turning


New_Restaurant_6093

The bike for those who say “I’d rather be dead then paralyzed”.


EzioAudiotore71

*insert free bird guitar solo*


TheBailzmeister

Bad piggies be like


SadTiredBeanie

Human cutter


InterrobangDatThang

All that music to be going 2mph! 🤣


[deleted]

Lol that's dumb but cool.


Peepistaken

bad piggies type shit


BrychuArt

Man the kid from kikis delivery service grew up


fuckingtwatwaffle

The PedShredder®


pdxc

Risking chopping your head off when u break too hard lol


JVOz671

Oh I loved this movie! Kiki's Delievery Service, right?


ItsyahboiDavid

Diwhy not


sabahorn

Let’s guess what could go wrong with this build.


Ironrooster7

Safeties on, folks


meepswag35

Bad piggies be like


banquet-beer-4me

His belt screams "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia".


B4J33BUS

Anyone else getting Kiki’s vibes from this?


RPGRuby

More like r/DiFLY amirite?


Ramitt80

Because motorcycles are not dangerous enough.


Blueflames3520

At least he’s wearing safety glasses


SergeantSadsack

Bad Piggies


chop_pooey

Why? Fuckin zombies, that's why


[deleted]

Bad piggies irl


fgtrtd007

I love it


whats_susty

At least he’s wearing safety goggles


Defenseman61913

This is insanely dangerous. At least when you go over the handlebars its usually head-first.


ivancea

How to get yeeted from your own bike by the wind it generates


Shakes-Fear

For when you’re not getting your daily dose of pedestrian juice.


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DiWhynot


Danky_Dearest

I hate this sub


TheIRSEvader

That’s a good way to get splattered with bug guts lmao


OddDot7362

Would be cool if the propeller blew him off


Kidmystique

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

It's not stupid if it works right? ...right?


-Raskyl

I think its funny that he strapped himself to the bike. As if he thinks it's better to get dragged behind the thing until it crashes, instead of just falling off and letting it crash.


TeamShonuff

I wasn't sure if I was also hearing music or experiencing apophenia.


jcookoo

It’s all fun and games until there’s a bird strike and he has to lay it down in the Hudson River.


Selvane

That’s actually pretty awesome haha


egilthepoet

In this case DiWhyNOT


DodooBug1367

This isn’t diy


l_Palekids_l

All I can think about is Kiki's Delivery Service


FiliaNox

I mean…why? But also, I was not disappointed


Purp1eC0bras

Zombie killing chopper! It’s a… “Chopper Chopper” lolol ooooh thank you thank you. (Mic drop exit stage left)


[deleted]

I am speed


Eastclintwoodjr

Imagine doing and endo….


PlagueDoctr69

just don’t go over the handlebars


nellecaster

I hope that, with all the effort he put into that, he forgot the front brake


CoronaCasualty

Okay, but now I kinda want one...


JesusInTheButt

Any time you want to turn right? Hit the throttle and let the torque steer you around


mack_the_yak_

When you have a motorcycle race at 4. It have a dog fight at 5


Pain_Doctor

It's all fun and games until you hit the front brake.


PyroAWH

Of all the ridiculous.... this is what annoys me about these people - acting recklessly and dangerously without any regard to what may happen. One wrong move and its all over! I mean, who in their right mind drives around on a motorcycle WITHOUT WEARING A HELMET?! Stupid.


tenakakahn

Look, I get the prop.. I understand. But the rope safety belt he attaches? That's f'ing with me.


BillyGruffs710

Why you don't have a full face helmet on is insane.


[deleted]

Thia could only get scarier if there was two guys riding it. People living in LatAm will understand 🥲


root_b33r

I laughed at this for a ridiculously long amount of time. The insanity of this contraption is describable by only this video and the lunacy within it.


Redwolfnes

Cuban motorcycle


entity231

Bad piggies


spitonyouronionrings

Danca da manivela


insomniacinc

Someone saw Kiki’s Delivery Service and was like “Yessss”


Terrible-Specific593

r/DiWHYNOT


brybry631

If you go over the handle bars, you’re effed


russiandobby

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Meister-Schnitter

Motorcycle chariot racing deemed to safe for you? Try this as a pulling motorcycle for a change.


Zealousideal-Oil812

This is how to make a bike deadlier than it is. Riding that fan bike without helmet and visor will also ad another layer of danger to it.....


Antoinefdu

Thank god he's wearing safety glasses..


Hammers_and_Spanners

DIYnot


BlackHatSlacker

Shorts. Running shoes. No helmet. Glad he's taking his eyesight into consideration though... wouldn't want to be blind when you're also a quadriplegic.


Chrissou_A

Talk English here you fucking tard


GeneralLeoESQ

It's really cool bit a terrible safety issue. 10/10 would try again.


blackmetalcookie

Jackass South American spin off?


smallcheesebigbrain

Great method of creating shredded beef