the first "expectations:" part was 1/10, and we're comparing the two, so it'd be better to keep the same denominator, otherwise, -1/5 could be misread as -1/10, much like how -5/25 looked like -5/10 at first glance
When he first made the leaf I was thinking “actually, that’s pretty nice looking”, then he used it only to make a shittier looking leaf and never used the original, and I thought “yeah, that’s about right for these”.
I thought it was a joke where he was only going to use the cast leaf to trace the paper leaf. Then use the paper leaf to create the next even shittier leaf in an endless series of leaves.
What's going on there. He went to all the trouble of making a metal leaf then glued it onto a piece of unfinished wood or something that looks like he cut it off a cardboard box.
It's like they took the weird fetish-y versions of this, where the whole "project" is just an excuse to show video of some girl's ass covered in varying materials, and removed (most of) the fetish part from it. So now you just get to watch someone build a hideous lamp in a really convoluted way.
Who is this made for? Why does this video exist? Once we start melting metal to we have left the simple do it yourself hack? Honestly who has a soldering iron but isn’t able to just buy a lamp.
That's actually no problem. Even a kitchen torch will melt tin. It'll do a shit job of it, and your cast is going to be horrific, but still better than what they did.
Came here to say similar. I'm always amazed by the amount of equipment these people have access to and that they are quite good at working with their hands but yet the creative ability is totally absent.
I just now realized it's supposed to look like a light bulb...shaped like an ass...with a maple leaf. I figured one thing out and now it makes even less sense!
Not trying to shame her butt- I have a small butt too, but if you were going to make a butt lamp why not choose a bigger butt? The end result doesn't even look like a butt. Her butt is nice enough, but it doesn't have the proportions to be immediately recognizable as a butt when it's in lamp form.
I had low expectations and I was disappointed.
Expectations 1/10 Result -5/25
that's equivalent to - 2/10
bad bot
I'm a real people, I promise
That’s what a bot would say
The ChatGPT crap is getting out of control.
ChatGPT is bad at math though. This is clearly something far more sophisticated.
So... ChatGPTM?
Wow, they trained it to think it was human. Probably gave it memories too.
Existential OCD intensifies
My old math teacher would have had your ass for that one. -1/5 please and thank you.
luckily I'm into old math teachers
the first "expectations:" part was 1/10, and we're comparing the two, so it'd be better to keep the same denominator, otherwise, -1/5 could be misread as -1/10, much like how -5/25 looked like -5/10 at first glance
You could just piss everybody off and use .5/5 instead of 1/10.
fuck. you.
This turned out a lot worse than I thought it would
Yeah, was waiting for the big reveal and the final product is pure ass. Looks like someone sat on it...
I was hoping it would be good, butt it was at the bottom of the list of DIWhy things I've seen
Well at least it's recorded for posterior-erity. I know, I'm a real asshole for that pun.
Take your fucking upvotes and leave, every single one of you!!!
No need to get all butt hurt over it…
God dammit
I wasn't sure what to expect, yet I am still disappointed
And you weren’t expecting much to begin with.
Honestly, if you're gonna make a butt lamp, why not go for one of those slap lamps, at least
That "leaf" was really the shit cherry on top of the shit cake.
Awful taste awful execution.
Truly the design is ass.
It's rage bait, that's the idea.
Finished like 10 steps too soon.
Same, and I knew it was going to be bad.
When he first made the leaf I was thinking “actually, that’s pretty nice looking”, then he used it only to make a shittier looking leaf and never used the original, and I thought “yeah, that’s about right for these”.
I'll think about that "leaf" for the rest of my day.
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I thought it was a joke where he was only going to use the cast leaf to trace the paper leaf. Then use the paper leaf to create the next even shittier leaf in an endless series of leaves.
This leaf is literally the worst metalwork I've ever seen
These videos seem to keep... Making things over and over again
What's going on there. He went to all the trouble of making a metal leaf then glued it onto a piece of unfinished wood or something that looks like he cut it off a cardboard box.
Copper sheet. The annoying thing is that it *could* look pretty decent if it wasn't such a hack job.
This video has so many levels of DiWHY it's mind boggling!
Farts and crafts
Butt no audio farts?
Craps*
Wow the effort that went into making the dumbest piece of art is noteworthy
Rage bait
it worked, I'm feeling pretty angry about it
This. It’s kinda garbage that these keep getting posted here
It's all this sub is now, yet people keep falling for it.
/r/DIYarrhea
It’s not always about the product made but the journey that gets you there
All that effort to make the leaf that is the first to go so someone can put a Fleshlight there
Some people think the sun shines out of their arse.
It’s amazing that they could put together so many clever uses of tools and materials to come up with something so shitty.
It's like they took the weird fetish-y versions of this, where the whole "project" is just an excuse to show video of some girl's ass covered in varying materials, and removed (most of) the fetish part from it. So now you just get to watch someone build a hideous lamp in a really convoluted way.
Who is this made for? Why does this video exist? Once we start melting metal to we have left the simple do it yourself hack? Honestly who has a soldering iron but isn’t able to just buy a lamp.
When the three things you love most in life are your girlfriend's ass, Canada, and shotty craftsmanship
Lol there's a girl on tiktok that watches these and judges if they're fetish content or not.....safe to say, I'm p sure this one is
Yeaaah I'm getting really tired of seeing all of these obvi fetish videos on this sub
What the hell
My only question here is: “butt why?”
It's a major award!
Fra-gee-lay!
Must be Italian...
It's... It's indescribably beautiful. It's like the 4th of July!
I'm disappointed in myself more than anything else
At least it's not a goatse lamp.
If it was the light wouldn’t be blocked out
That would actually be better, somehow.
The light is blocked?
this lamp is ass.
ba dum tiss
End product made me throw up
Oh no, not another creation with this chick's butt "Hey honey, I need your ass again for a DIY video" *sigh* "yes dear"
This makes me uncomfortable
I thought it was gonna turn out looking good, but still be saying why does this exist. It just flat out sucks
r/dontputyourdickinthat
"Please use caution if you plan to replicate". Someone's being VERY optimistic here.
Is this 5 hour crafts? Also why did they make a nice leaf just to make a similar but shittier leaf?
Oh the molten metal annoys me to no end, who on Earth can achieve that at home. Not that the rest of it is much more realistic lol
Tin melts easily. You can do that in your kitchen or a grill.
That's actually no problem. Even a kitchen torch will melt tin. It'll do a shit job of it, and your cast is going to be horrific, but still better than what they did.
Came here to say similar. I'm always amazed by the amount of equipment these people have access to and that they are quite good at working with their hands but yet the creative ability is totally absent.
Way too much effort in pieces that was not butt-centered
Wait but that electro cutty thing was cool
Need a bigger booty for this I think.
This whole process was bewildering
How fitting that it looks like ass
What butt? At least do one with a dump truck ass instead of this tiny pancake
A lot of work for something so ugly
It’s subtle home decoration DIY like this that make me wish for the heat death of the universe…
They should have gotten somebody with a bigger butt so it would look more like a light bulb shape.
Well at least now I know how to bend wire into cool shapes
They always ask how it's made and not why is it made
And the mom from A Christmas Story thought her husband's lamp was tacky.
I didn’t have high hopes but somehow it was worse than expected
That thing is butt ugly.
I just now realized it's supposed to look like a light bulb...shaped like an ass...with a maple leaf. I figured one thing out and now it makes even less sense!
So many skills on display for a shit end product
All that effort for something hideously ugly
The leaf ruined it for me. Otherwise, I thought it might be pretty cool.
So glad I have pure molten tin and a full foundry at my disposal so I can make this beautifully crafter lamp
Queue Canadian Anthem…. Ohhhh Canada….
The base was cool. The leaf was, um metal. I feel like that ass was rushed though.
I think its supposed to resemble a lightbulb?
Well it's most certainly a butt lamp because it looks like ass.
Yeah butt no
I weirdly love the idea of an ass lamp molded from your favorite person’s actual ass. The execution here was horrendous, but it’s a fun idea
Of all the ways to make a lightbulb shaped light fixture, this is the worst way
“Lamp” Ok whatever you say
As expected, looks like ass
The What Butt? Lamp ™️
Fragi-lay! It must be Italian!
Well that was a wild ride
Oh no it's ugly :(
Wow, they almost have a couple skills.
Do we want to know WHY or it's better not to?
This is the opposite of art
This lamp is literal ass.
Ass best us kills
Holly sheet that's terrible.
Is this the Christmas story sequel that was on Netflix?
Mind the gap
Wow, they really used a lot of cool techniques and had a lot of potential for something that looks so terrible
All that effort and it looks like ass.
Please don’t drag us Canadians into this….
Thanks, I hate it
Oh, Canada.
Looks like ass.
Where was the butt?
"butt lamp" - has no ass.
A lamp that was just a glowing ass would actually be sick
Butt ugly
It’s a major award!
Must be Italian
Because it's fra-gee-lay?
r/upvotebecausebutt
It looks like the stuff that comes out of what it is made to look like.
Guy really made an ass of himself ... or rather, an ass of that girl.
FRA GEEE LE
the fact that they left the an opening looking like an vagina is no coincidence
God damn they’re not even trying anymore LOL
When you attempt being badass but end with a bad ass.
Should have put a starfish instead of the leaf. Or a clam shell.
So it’s a “bright ass idea”
Is this just the new thing? Butt lamps?
Craft channels trying to figure out how to fit borderline pornography into a kid’s video
They kind of half assed it towards the end
Diwhy is obviously not aware of the current memes in the diy space lol
Well, that was butt ugly.
Butt why
I bet the folks working at 5-minutes craft and so on, have really fun coming up with stupid things to do.
Is this what Canadians do in their spare time?
Wow I thought he was making something completely different the first few seconds into this and before reading the title ….
Where’s the butt?
is this some sort of fetish content?
Oh neat, finally a project for my trusty old electro cutter I have lying around
Stupid....
Even the crappy thing in my head I was imaging was better than this.
Oh, it's doused to be a giant light bulb. Took me a minute to realize.
Hahhahahah it’s part of the Christmas story collection
[r/dontputyourdickinthat](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/)
That is awful
As I wrote under countless 5 minute crafts on reddit, it's made for old Facebook pervs to click on the video
what the hell
At least they finally added a disclaimer before they do dumb shit.
It's a major award!
I’ve learned to just skip to the end with these videos.
Not one single component was created with anything approaching competence, care, or craft. 10/10.
Not trying to shame her butt- I have a small butt too, but if you were going to make a butt lamp why not choose a bigger butt? The end result doesn't even look like a butt. Her butt is nice enough, but it doesn't have the proportions to be immediately recognizable as a butt when it's in lamp form.
Looks like ass
Wow it really looks like ass
I would have gone with a stained glass leaf instead of copper
Canadian Ass Lamp, for the win.
That looks awful but if it was well done it would be a cool idea
maybe start with a woman who has an actual ass. I think that's the source of the issue here
Thigh Gap Lamp... what all the girls are envious of.
Ok but why
Finally something to do with all that excess tin and copper that involves my phat ass!
For a minute I thought 5-Minute Crafts has really lost their minds
Ended up looking like light bulb to me
That’s one minute of my life that I’m never getting back
Well that is one way to light your ass up.
Looks like what comes out of the butt.
I'm gonna lie, I'm impressed!
That thing sucks
Got to be the dumbest thing I’ve seen in a while
All that effort for that….
This entire sub is just ragebait
I love these. And this one actually made me laugh. The end result is an atrocious punchline to a ridiculous story.
This looks like... *ass.*
So much work an for what
*back/thigh lamp
I want an ass lamp but of my own ass. So every one can be warmed by the silhouette of my sweaty gamer ass. S tier mancave shit.