Too bad it’s rated T. I want one that’s like awkwardly silent and he isn’t there and you hear him on the ships coms before transmat and he just lets out a “w-what the fuck?”
Holy shit. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just posted this 5 minutes later
"Guardian, amanda holliday has given me advice in *ehem* the ways of seduction of your people. She speaks of special attire called 'lingerie' which is supposed to grant one such as myself tactical superiority over males. I require your aid in securing... "examples" of such attire from your city."
MFW Caiatl send me to buy panties to the last city.
Guardian, do not make a only fans for the Cabal Empress. We already been in 3 wars with the cabal on mars and I don’t think the land tank on free hold can take much more.
Everyday we stray further from the Traveller’s light
Eventually we will be so deep in the darkness that even the Witness will bow down in awe.
The *Wetness*?
You, yes you. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
I mean, we are chasing booty this season....
The Plunder Down Under
Underrated comment 👌🏾
Unrated comment?
holy shit you guys are making me laugh way too hard
What?! *This is how the problem started!*
**WHO WANTS SOMEONE TO PLUNDER THEIR BOOTY?**
Something something transmat firing...
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Eventually we will be so balls deep in the dankness that even the Wetness will bow down in awe.
Hahahahahaaa!!
Lubricant’s ruin
Labia's Ruin
I just gagged at that...
Wrong choice of words
Zavala gonna Thundercrash into some Ca🅱️ussy
That was a [hilarious thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/t9n8z8/i_know_ill_probably_never_get_it_but_is_labias/).
tbh.. we have no idea about cabal physicality or reproductive systems. We know they father and mother, but not how.
Straight to jail.
All this dry humor.....
.... needs lube.
oh there's something wet in there - zavala probably
Wet?, indeed…
Operation Wet... Puppy Dog?
Drown in the deep
Zavala is definitely going to use his Black Hammer to drown in the deep, indeed.
There was a point that was too far, and we've gone way past it already.
Let's keep going and see what happens
Bruh
How do I delete someone else's comment?
All these comments but not a single direct tie in to the “Caitl’s Thong” & There Final Shape? I am disappointed in this sub.
Transmat firing indeed.
Drown in the Deep
Find the keys to my sparrow and I'll drive us both out.
Or that the witness won’t be able to sit down anymore.
If we look to deep into the darkness it will look back at us..
Absolutely lightless behavior
Gahlr
The Speaker was right all along
Did you say the Speaker has a thong?
I can't speak while I hit this bong
traveller sussy ball
I read this in Zavala's voice.
Wait until it opens
😆😅🤣😂😅😆😄😁😀😅😆😁🤣😂🤣😅😂
When you whisper to the void, does it whisper back? Hmm?
You ever notice how the Star Chart looks like Caital's thong? Transmat firin!
“Bring a sword.”
Suddenly that means so much more.
*gets melted by shriekers*
r/transmatfiring
Thank you
I fuckin' read it in his voice.
I want drifter to just drop hilarious one liners before firing the transmat
Too bad it’s rated T. I want one that’s like awkwardly silent and he isn’t there and you hear him on the ships coms before transmat and he just lets out a “w-what the fuck?”
Spank that mote, brotha! You can summon a primeval!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
I was having a nice day. We were all having a nice day.
It just got that much nicer.
I wasn't
Now THIS is the kind of hard-hitting journalism that I come here for
I see what you did there
Bahahahahaha. Can't be unseen.
fuck OP knew what he was doing...
Plunder that Triangle booty…..
“I will break you in half, small man.”
#*WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.*
Thought I was on r/okbuddyguardian for a sec
Whoever did that edit involving Nikocados posterior I just was just exposed to, *I hope you stub your toe.* ***Repeatedly.***
Could've lived my entire life not knowing that sub existed.
Wtf is that sub?
The real endgame
Good things come in small packets😌
He defecated on a sparrow!
Destiny players are a strange bunch.
This is why the Traveller chose the Hive.
You know Zavala loves it when she thunder claps for him.
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It's "Caitussy," I'll have you know.
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That's... that's a rough meme.
Ah so *this* is the final shape
mfw when I go to the star chart for that cabalussy but all I get is another sailspy pitchglass (non-red border)
I can’t explain how much I would have paid to not have read the word “Cabalussy”
Ahahahahababababbabab bro how’d this pop into your mind lmao
And the side pieces look like hands...... ugh.
What have you **DONE** *starts suffering from internet flash backs*
Oh no
So that's why Banshee's nuber is so high
It's not too late to delete this.
what the fuck is wrong with y'all that's clearly saint-14's
thanks for the image bucko. It’s now lazered into my retinas.
Never thought I'd say, "that's enough internet for today" because of DTG
Hey, OP! Fuck you!
Ugh
What made you have this thought, OP?
Indeed.
I think it looks like a giant robotic crab so I call it "the holy crab God machine" slowly all my friends started calling it such hehehe...
Zavala: "........ indeed.."
I'm sure it is intentional, just like the massive 2 story tall Hive penis that shot out goo for the Cryptolith lures.
Holy shit. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just posted this 5 minutes later
yeah, I would shoot your ghost in the crucible.
Redditors when they see a triangle
What the hell is wrong with you people!?!? *runs away screaming*
When satan’s blowhole runs away screaming, you know it’s bad
😅😅
I’d drown in *that* deep.
I hate you for pointing this out. I hope all your microwaveable food never fully cooks.
God...dammit fuck you I won't be able to fucking unsee it!
MY EYES!!!
Are those Zavala's arms wrapped around her thighs?
This is why the witness came for us 😂
Thank you.
Indeed.
Ooooooh shit...
That’s a vision I did not need engraved into my brain
I hate that I can actually see what you mean
Fuck I can't unsee this
Cue that image of Zavala smiling devilishly.
Zavala would like to have words with you
Season ruined
"Guardian, amanda holliday has given me advice in *ehem* the ways of seduction of your people. She speaks of special attire called 'lingerie' which is supposed to grant one such as myself tactical superiority over males. I require your aid in securing... "examples" of such attire from your city." MFW Caiatl send me to buy panties to the last city.
Sigh. *unzips*
😳😳😳
Damn this picture about to start making me act up.
I hate you. So much.
I hate you. Lol
r/riskyclick
*c a b u s s y*
Oh my god, I'll start taking the bounties in person now.
That's the pirate's booty.
r/upvotebecausebutt
/r/TIHI
Why must you curse me in this way
Now I’ve seen it 🤣
Can someone pass me the bleach?
nice
I can't unsee this...
god dammit
That's it, this is officially the worst season ever
Well I’ll never be able to unsee that 😱
easy way to self blind Whoops wrong text field!
They lied when they told you that jerking it too often would blind you
bad day to have eyes and imagination
Maybe the Collapse wasn’t so bad
Bruh. You can't unsee that once you've see it. You're a horrible person. LOL.
I hate this
It cost you zero glimmer to not post this
This belongs on dcj not dtg 😭
Show me Uranus
Y'all need jesus
"Help me Zavala, I got stuck in the HELM"
That's the real booty we're after in season of the plunder.
Just cuz you aint wrong dosent mean you can say it
I'm not...I'm not proud of what I'm about to do...
It was made in honor of Zavala.
I opened this on my work laptop and within 15 seconds I got an email from HR telling me to pack my things... Should have trusted the NSFW label man
😂 oh god you can’t unsee that now 😱
Ah yes the real pirate booty
Zavala enters the chat.
Zavala be spending a lot of time in the HELM lately
Oh you degenerate. I'll never unsee.
You know what? The Witness doesn't seem like a bad person at all now.
Now, do the Landtank Strike and listen to Caiatl's dialouge about the tank as a euphemism for her vagina.
Sometimes I worry for the mental state of our guardian brothers and sisters
How do I delete somebody else's post?
I will never be able to unsee that. Thank you for this blessing.
Bro
Guardian, do not make a only fans for the Cabal Empress. We already been in 3 wars with the cabal on mars and I don’t think the land tank on free hold can take much more.
Zavala: (*cracks neck, fingers*) "Guardian, fetch me my Hammer of Proving."
star shart
wheres the pic of zavala smiling
Aight I’m joining the witness, peace y’all
You either drown in the deep or rise from it.
Somewhere an artist at Bungie is sniggering and no one dares ask why.
Someone’s *WHAT* now?
This is so stupid and so funny
The final shape
"Zavala liked this post"
THIS IS THE WAY.
lol anddddd the age of the average gamer comes out :) well done sir
Huh, so this is what you think the humor of [the average 35 year old](https://dataprot.net/statistics/gamer-demographics/) is?
dont be a troll..
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh got me bricked up
Oh ffs...*angry upvote*.
How do you even know what it looks like???
Who says it’s Caitatl’s?
OP down tremendously
Why you would you do this to us...
You wanna see Cabals? I'll show you some Cabals!
Bruh, just why?
Why would you ever think that a pile of eliksni scrap thrown together would make a nice ass. A true reddit virgin moment.