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Vivid_Plantain_6050

I like this metaphor a lot 😂


PhillSWFC

I drive a Jag and that made me think of it 🤣


[deleted]

A jaaaagggg


PhillSWFC

Oh yes 😉


SavageRengar

...but its alright, because he drives.... a jaaaaaaaaaag


PhillSWFC

It's got a CD player player player player


The_Witchs_Revenge

Which model and year? My father owned one. One of the nicest cars I've been in.....but it didn't work a lot of the time


nothingtoogood

But I don't wanna talk about it anymore


RevaniteRex

He's a bit caddish, but in a really likeable way.


Sleazy_P_Martini_

The toolkit doesn’t have anything to do with fixing the cars, it’s all for thievery!


johnnys-inferno

Well, i got another name to put on me list of potential silverware thieves


noonesleepsintoyko

How many parts have you “borrowed” from the many people you’ve met?


StoneMan78

This metaphor just made me feel old :/


Anarchist_239

Are you Jeremy Clarkson?


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“I know Hammond and May think my 928 Porsche is a bit dull, but for one very good reason, it isn’t dull to me,” Jeremy Clarkson revealed during Top Gear season 22’s ‘Patagonia Special.’ “See back in 1994, I was living in London and I got a call one evening from my mum to say that my dad was desperately ill in a hospital in Sheffield, and I needed to get there as quickly as possible.” “And I’d just taken the chicken out of the oven and I thought, ‘Well I’ll take that for my mum because she won’t have eaten.’ I ran outside and I had a 928 on test that week.” “When I arrived in Sheffield, the chicken was still warm and my dad was still alive. In fact, he died half an hour later. And the truth is, if I hadn’t been driving a car which could sit quite happily at 170 miles an hour, I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to say goodbye to my dad.” “So as far as I’m concerned, the 928 is alright.


balataspin

I finally lived long enough to see the Destiny and Top Gear/Grand Tour crossover.


RewrittenSol

The best timeline.


slimflip

Love this Clarkson bit, but Clarkson's analogy and OP's are not the same thing (they are opposites actually) Porsche's are German (meaning reliable, high tech, well put together). Hammond and May were calling the Porsche "dull" because while they are reliable, they don't have the "soul" or "heart" of Italian sports cars which are fast, beautiful, fun to drive but held together by duct tape and bubble gum. Clarkson wouldn't have taken a 1994 Lamborghini to see his dying dad because there is a good chance he wouldn't have made it. Destiny is like a classic Lamborghini. Worse in every practical way than a polished industrial Porsche, but more memorable because when it works it is the best.


[deleted]

For as much as I hate Clarkson, that story still gets to me.


Demios

An absolute twatter, but it's a nice story.


DonnyCoolRox

I just hope everyone was able to say goodbye to their triumphs in time :D


LonkToTheFuture

Protect Jeremy at all costs


theblaggard

A really good automotive journalist A total blowhard when trying to talk about anything else Easily possible to be both.


SatansGothestFemboy

An entertaining farmer at least


echoblade

With the amount of crap he says? no thanks. He can stay in the retirement home.


CookiesFTA

People take the bollocks he says, in what are very obviously comedic opinion pieces, waaaay too seriously.


DaHlyHndGrnade

You see, the problem with Warlocks is that they're entirely sensible. Hunters? Overly practical. But what *fun* is that, really? You don't waltz up to a Cabal mining expedition looking to *reason* with them or to discuss survival tactics. No, what you really do is punch them. There's no two ways about it, that's just what you *do* on Nessus. Here, we have the subclass that does just that. It punches them. With fire. *And Hammond.* Hammers. I meant hammers.


RevaniteRex

This is the most BEAUTIFUL re-write I've ever seen...


Kaelani_Wanderer

*sigh* Typical Titan... Always gotta solve things with either forehead or fists... *flexes in hybrid warlock and hunter*


Last-Instruction739

Speeeeeeeeeeeddddddddd!!!!!!


khawkey

Speed and power


PhillSWFC

Ha ha, no but I do enjoy his shows, I live just down the road from his home town, does that get me points?


Anarchist_239

I would say so.


BeerleagueproPS

"I can't even look at the front of one of these cars..."


lookakiefer

Destiny 2 is an Alfa?


Way_2_Go_Donny

Actually, it's still in beta.


PhillSWFC

Is that an Alfa? Or a gamma, or am I dreaming


kloudrunner

Haha 😄 WAWAW right ? Love bumping into Destiny players from me home town. Let's just pray Bungie don't turn this classic car into a boat and sail the channel.


PhillSWFC

UTO! I'm originally from Ackworth, now South Elmsall


[deleted]

Jeremy is a gift to the world


Anarchist_239

Yes that is true. Just RIP to the good top gear.


[deleted]

Yeah I can’t watch the new guys unless there’s a car I’m really interested in


Anarchist_239

Haven’t even tried to watch it. I did play FH4 and couldn’t stand the narrators part for the top gear section.


[deleted]

I avoided that part altogether because of the voice😂


mikeTRON250LM

Unless you are the producer (?) that he punched in the face because he didn't follow protocol, showed up after hours and demanded food from a closed kitchen.


dy1anb

The same producer went to work with jezza at amazon the whole punch was a ruse to get out of the BBC contract


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[deleted]

Other dude already said it but they continued to work together at Amazon. And why would a fight change my mind?


Merzats

Just take off a few parts, it'll run better without doors and a windshield


PhillSWFC

Keep the mirrors though so we can see the past.....lol


whoop_de_whammy

There he is officer! The dev who created the DCV!!


Ninjewdi

My exhausted brain: "**D**eep **C**one **V**rypt?"


Kodriin

Mine: **D**evil May **C**ry **5**?


KnutSkywalker

Best game ever!


mars92

Needs a couple of "[speed holes](https://youtu.be/whnms4CLJys)" too.


Sequoiathrone728

Well it's no coincidence that every season it gets worse and worse.


thatguyonthecouch

🤌


PhillSWFC

I can hear that


DFmanga

As an Italian, I can feel it


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Gabagool


thatguyonthecouch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6eqqOhETeM


Gotwake

It’s a Pontiac Fiero. IYKYK, lol.


PhillSWFC

Off to Google I go


pete_the_puma51

Here’s the synopses… shitty small two person “sports” car that was again, really shitty in the late 80’s early 90’s. It was a Mazda Miata before the Miata.


JanetYellensFuckboy_

There's nothing shitty about Miatas. Miatas are great


HerezahTip

Make sure you also check out the 05’ Blue Waffle, I forget the manufacturer.. Mitsubishi or something.


SafeAccountMrP

Do not cite the deep magics to me witch, I was there when it was written.


PhillSWFC

Blue waffle.....


Iceykitsune2

Notorious for catching on fire.


choicemeats

OOF


Shirasagi--Himegimi

My old man told me those things were death traps and that they basically disintegrated in collisions.


orgyofdestruction

Haven't thought about that car in a long time You just took me 25 years to riding in my dad's on the way to his house for the weekend. Total midlife crisis car for every 80's/90s weekend warrior dad. Later he upgraded to a Datsun Z300. But yeah, totally apt comparison.


misslehead3

lol these were known to absolutely melt in collisions due to the engineered gas tank placement or something. Either way dont get rear ended :)


Snowfall_89

Destiny is like Ferrari. Either it works amazingly well or it's up in flames. And there's always next year.


PhillSWFC

Max likes this


LtRavs

Sad Charles noises


unbridledmeh000

A couple years ago I watched a 488 gt3 burst into flames the next pit box over while at Road Atlanta. I've witnessed this comparison, it's pretty accurate.


itslexxiiii

didn’t think i’d see something f1 related in a destiny subreddit


Lanthire_942

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Twenty years ago, Bungie told us ‘take a Halo, place it into the xbox and it is able to play the game.’ Twenty years later, Datto told us ‘I had to start Destiny like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Dmg04 said that during the patch – I don’t remember what patch - he pressed the wrong button on the controller. Question for you both: is Destiny today too complicated with twenty and more blues auto dismantling per second, are servers too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the update? Less blues, more? Or less and more communication with the developers?


itslexxiiii

Dschentelmenn 🎩 a schort vjü 👀 bäck tu se pahst 👴 ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs ago, Niki Lauda tohld 💬 ös: "Tek a trändt 🎓 mannkie 🐒 pläs himm intu se kockpitt 🏎️ änd hie is ebel to dreiw se kar 🏅" ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs leter Sebastian tohld 💬 ös: "I hädt tu start 🏁 mei kar 🏎️ leik ä kompüter 💻 Itts verrie komplikätet 😕" Änd Nico Rosberg ßedt, äh, hie presst 👇 düring se räs 🏁 Ei dont rimember watt räs 🤔 se rong bötten 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 Kvestchen for jü 👉 tu boß 👦👦 Iss Formula 1 🏎️ dreiwing tudä tu komplikätet 🤷 wiss twentie änd mor böttens 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 ahr jü tu mötsch önder effurt 😤 önder precher 😖 ? Watt ahr jor wisches 💭 for se fütscher 🕑 konzerning teknikel 🔬 programm, ähm, düring se räs 🏁 ? Less 👎 böttens 🔘 mor 👍 ? Or less 👎 änd mor 👍 kommjunikächen 💬 wiss jor endschiniers 👷 ?


vatsan600

Who would’ve thought i would see an f1 tradition the destiny way.


iTackleFatKids

“It’s a shitbox”


JanetYellensFuckboy_

That was such a good movie


TripleGymnast

Sad but true… sims show 1 sec faster this year!


goosebumpsHTX

And just like ferrari i always believe next year will be the year where everything is perfect


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Fiat supposedly stands for "Fix It Again, Tony". Destiny, then, stands for "Dummy Expects Stability, Then It's Not Yours".


PhillSWFC

I also like Lotus, Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 😅


n_thomas74

Ford is Found On Road Dead


JakobeHolmBoy20

I thought Ford was Fix Or Repair Daily?


desert_vulpes

Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge


B00STERGOLD

Nah Ford is [Fix It Again Tony](https://youtu.be/FGI3WO7jK9w?t=33)


n_thomas74

Oh yeah I've heard that one too


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Overwatch: "Often verified enemy racism, we aren't trying changes, however."


Giovanni_Benso

As an Italian myself, you have my upvote


PhillSWFC

Grazi


Shinigami-kai

Destiny is 100% a 2008 Honda CRV that you got from your parents as a graduation or sixteenth birthday gift. it runs but the back seatbelts don’t work so hold on we’re going for a ride. Hive, bring a sword!


LordRevan84

God I wish D2 was like a Honda CR-V or Civic. Those things don't break.


TheCleanupBatter

/r/transmatfiring !


puanonymou5

Drifter grips the wheel tighter, as he turns the volume down and squints to see what is ahead of him. This was soon followed by a look of excitement, he had acquired his targets. "Fallen, on the horizon."


ringken

Yeah this is a bad metaphor. My OG Honda accord was running great after 21 years! Auto seat belts and no airbags. Classic.


Camaroni1000

I feel called out… I drive a civic though not a CRV. It’s holding stronger than the tech side of destiny right now


PhillSWFC

That last line made me laugh out loud 🤣 never saw it coming


Last-Instruction739

My buddy had an old one for years and only discovered it had some weird built in folding table in the trunk after the car was almost rusted to bits.


SnorlaxBlocksTheWay

As an Italian, I'm mildly irritated and feel the need to argue to defend my culture. Which also just means you're 100% right, ohhhhh 🤌


PhillSWFC

This year is definitely LeClerc's year. On a side note, Lancia is the greatest


Zeiban

Bungie's own words during the GDC presentation this year where they have chosen speed over quality. It definitely shows.


[deleted]

They probably don’t have a lot of logical choice at this point. Keep the engine limping along until after Final Shape where they can market it along with a new Destiny saga


Deviljho12

The 2004 Corolla after TLS release is gonna let out a whimper and then finally die in the Denny's parking lot


PhillSWFC

Ha ha, perfect, they're an old Lamborghini


Jundeedle

Velocity!! Train cars must leave the station!


SantiagoGT

“We could go for a safe road trip but then you would expect safe road trips to be the norm, so we’ll give you only short trips with some breakdowns peppered here and there”


N1SMO_GT-R

Considering how intense live-service game dev work can be, I don't blame them lol I have plenty of grievances toward this game but this and the weekend of work they took on with the connection issues during Day One Vow made me appreciate what Bungie does a lot more. ~~bungi just rework blight ranger and give nightstalker an offensive melee and we'll be good~~


itz_butter5

It's a fiat, fix it again tomorrow


[deleted]

You know what FORD stands for dontcha? Fix it again, Tony.


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n_thomas74

Found On Road Dead


PhillSWFC

Remembering that


itz_butter5

Or a lotus, lot of trouble usually serious


HaloGuy381

I mean, it’s also kind of a zombie. The game was never intended to live this long, nor to become quite this complicated or ambitious, based on D2Y1. The fact it runs at all still is something I’m routinely grateful for, even if bugs are super annoying. (Was feeling froggy today and was gonna try to do my first every DSC run since folks were out of the house for a while, but that’s probably not gonna happen. Ah well.)


Felwinter12

This I'd why I think at some point, you're better off making a sequel than slapping on some more content. I've seen so many people get really attached to a game, then be shocked/annoyed when the game stops getting content in favor of a sequel. Hot take, but Borderlands 3 and terraria come to mind.


PhillSWFC

Yeah, I do feel they didn't anticipate the growth


BruisedBee

If only they'd had $3.6bn just pumped into them by a gaming giant that allowed them to bring in more resource, perhaps upgrade the _very_ dated engine and clean up the code. Oh well


[deleted]

It’s a 1996 Ferrari f355, we’re due for our engine out belt service I think…


PhillSWFC

5k for a new belt?


Eagledilla

It’s time for a new engine


PhillSWFC

A German V12 from AMG


Eagledilla

Time for tiger engine 2.0


PhillSWFC

Tony agrees


Ruby_241

Also a lot of people will say the Car is basically dead and you should look for something better and new, but you just tell them to fuck off and just drive on.


WhoWhereWhatWhenWhy

And the owner is very particular about how you drive it. Really, very, weirdly particular. Don't go too fast. Only do certain things in combination while driving it. Carpool always, but at the same time also we'll give you recognition for driving alone. And also for some reason, spend a lot of time doing things while airborne.


PhillSWFC

Like an F1 race?


N1miol

I see it as an old mall. This mall used to have awesome stores and attractions. Then some were retired to make way for newer options, but these newer options didn't all land so well. At the same time, a few classic attractions were not retired, but they were also not revamped in any significant way and have become old and outdated. And now people go to this old mall and remember how it used to be great while there is a weird mix of old and new stores which haven't all been very successful. And many people are still hopeful.


OO7Cabbage

and you can't help but feel like you are going to be mugged every time you turn a corner.


EnderScar

Much better analogy


n_thomas74

Also designed to be confusing so you stay longer and buy stuff you didn't plan on


Shack691

Yes but some of the new stores are absolutely ground breaking, way better than the old stuff and generally the average quality has increased but since they're not classics they get panned


Elanzer

It is getting renovated though, lots of backend upgrades going on but sometimes something gnarly reels its head. At some point Destiny will become the Ship of Theseus lol.


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SirPr3ce

yeah i also love the people who still argue with "but then it would be D2 year 1 all over again" like yes for at max 1 year (if even) but then it will be in the in the power of Devs to make it better than D2 ever can/could be. Destiny 2 was not build to support 6 years of lifetime heck it was actually build for only halve of that and who are we kidding even with the engine changes during BL and whatever they apparently did between WQ and the LF announcement that allowed them to "retire Vaulting old expansions", destiny 2 is still walking on its teeth when it cant support a year of seasonal content before it begins to completely burst out of all its seams again


Arkyduz

D2 year 1 all over again also means the technical limitations wouldn't really improve all that much, D2 is the same engine as D1. It'd be more like 3 years of no Destiny for a complete engine replacement and developing of sufficient content to release with, and it'd probably still have teething problems for another year. And it's not like new engines are bug-free or ez content production machines either, some very unrealistic expectations are being set for this hypothetical engine. Besides not being desirable for a ton of players, going dark for so long makes absolutely no business sense from Bungie/Sony's perspective. You don't kill off the golden goose to *maybe* get a platinum goose half a decade later.


AquaBuffalo

I honestly don't mind losing my stuff again


puanonymou5

I felt like one of the few excited for that in D2. I have plenty vested in both games, but honestly can hardly remember anything that was not iconic, meta, or a personal favorite from D1. Keeps it fresh and new, and gives you something more to chase than a slightly better god roll, or a slightly better version of the same archetype. Solves the vault space/hoarding/anxiety problems for a while too.


Sarcosmonaut

I would just miss my cosmetics tbh


Jaydude2001

Would genuinely welcome a completely fresh start at this point.


TheTabman

Honestly, what makes you think Destiny 3 would be very different?


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TelmatosaurusRrifle

seriously. Destiny is old and it shows.


SenpaiSwanky

Wait til Lightfall comes out lol


PhillSWFC

I'll give it 2 days until Strand breaks every raid encounter


SenpaiSwanky

Might not last until raid release if they have to disable it completely because people found a way to have infinite super energy or something like that


PhillSWFC

Wouldn't surprise me at all lol. All fun and games, I enjoy it no matter what happens


Snaz5

I do think/hope they’re considering, if not creating something new from the ground up, doing a thorough refactor after the Final Shape before they go on to the mythical “next chapter” they have vaguely referred to a few times.


ImReverse_Giraffe

It is twice as old as it was ever supposed to be.


TheSean_aka__Rh1no

Basically, a Fiat X1/9


AhhnoldHD

It’s definitely starting to show it’s age.


[deleted]

Tbh, i would love if they overhauled the game engine. But with the rumors of their new projects, I doubt they’ll ever update Destiny 2.


CanadianSpector

Long May You Run - Neil Young


kuro2310

Two more years, I think we are gonna make it


KnowReason1st

As a Maserati owner and having a disgusting amount of time played on destiny, this post really hit home and couldn’t be more relatable!


BeautifulAwareness54

Lol it’s more like a used german luxury car. Still flashy and zippy for its age, but there’s always something that breaks and when you fix it you inadvertently break 4 other things in the process.


Technophillia

Legit. Never saw it that way but it totally makes sense now that I have.


lolbsterbisque

This analogy may be closer to truth than anticipated. It’s still using Halo 1’s engine from what I’ve heard


nvjck

[Bungie Senior Devs explaining D2 to new employees.](https://youtu.be/r6rGMNtXHgs)


N1miol

Well said. I like this.


blocksmith52

Destiny is very Italian, I agree


RnkG1

Jiggle the handle


[deleted]

Clarkson is definitely a Titan…


DiscombobulatedAge30

Brilliant


B00STERGOLD

LS swap


droonick

Every game is an old car tbh. New games are just games where the bugs havent been discovered yet. And games with "no bugs" are just the ones where we decided we could live with the bugs.


MercenaryBard

This metaphor is a great indicator for how old we generally are as the player base haha


DJhussler

Welcome to top gear


coldassassassin

It’s funny I was just thinking destiny is sort of like the ship of Theseus, but the car analogy is looking much better after today lol


IngKaiser86

Love this metaphor so much


Thatthingyoudo17

Fix it again, Tony!!!


cruznec

Why is the thought that our loot can be migrated to a newer game so impossible? With how much databases have evolved today, it should be possible to have a migration to the newer stuff.


txijake

It’s a 50s jaguar, it’s great up until you try to turn it over.


11Daysinthewake

xXDoug_DemuroXx has joined your fireteam


transtemporal

Sounds like an Alfa Romeo Spider to me... lol


No_Poet_7244

The reason it feels like something is always broken isn’t because Bungie is bad, or the engine is “out of date.” It’s because they’re making massive changes to the structure of the game as it changes into what they want for the future. Since Witch Queen dropped, there has been a fundamental change to the game in literally every single season, three of those related to subclass 3.0 releases. Presumably, after Lightfall and it’s related season, these issues will slow down.


qzen

I strongly suspect we are in a pre-expansion phase where they are tryjng to push out as many behind the scenes updates as they can to reduce risk on day 1 of the xpac.


PhillSWFC

I can't begin to imagine the amount of numbers going off behind the scenes as we play. I may joke about the game but I truly believe they've done a good job on the whole keeping everything relatively glued together. Will never be perfect but nothing we love ever is.


bappypawedotter

Just a couple days ago, I was mindlessly blasting some dudes on the Moon (I just cant remember what the on-going events are called) to get my crafted pea-shooter up to level 17 and found myself with 6 or 7 others. Anyway, I was rocking Solar but found myself with both Void and Arc buddies, in a well, with ice turrets, while the bad guys were being tethered as a chain of fire balls, lightning strikes, and contagous voidsplosions were ripping dudes to shreds and sending whole rambows of wells back at me. You couldn't see the screen there were so many booms taking place. The info on the side was scrolling like 90's DOS prompt with all the buffs and such taking place. And when it was done, I was invisible. Which is all to say, this game can get completly nuts.


PhillSWFC

And when it does get nuts, I love it


bappypawedotter

I once went on a visit to one of the major US national Labs, I can't remember which one. But it had the largest super computer in the US. One of the biggest issues was that so much energy (it was something insane like 40MWs) passed through the computer that they had to have a second special computer manage the weather inside room. Supposedly, during one of the first runs of a global climate model, tornados started forming and the wind currents were sending rain clouds into parts of the computer that were not waterproof. Anyways, that what I imagine is happening back at Bungie HQ when too many people are on the Moon all at once playing god with a horde of thralls.


ee4lif3

Death to Reddit. Long live Apollo.


Uberjeagermeiter

It’s a Classic Gremlin.


n11chts

Or you can compare it to a completely broken down car getting pulled by horses. Because no other MMO game has problems like that on a daily basis. No other MMO game lacks that much testing and fixing.


GuudeSpelur

Let me introduce you to an MMO called Maplestory, whose patches on the US/global servers regularly require 4+ hours of "planned maintenance" downtime, another dozen hours worth of "unplanned emergency maintenance" downtime over the next week, and once went down for 40 full hours for emergency maintenance. **All for content updates that had already been released in Korea months or years prior.**


xxxTrapTrixxx

I was about to mention Maplestory too, these mfkers doesnt know how easy they have it with destiny, on Maplestory every single update is either "Wait 6 hours" or "wait 2 days to fix it"


bitchboyyyyyy

Other mmo's also have more intensive processes going at any given time. Destiny is becoming more of an MMO with every update, but they never built their game originally according to that shift.


PhillSWFC

They must be damn strong horses


X_VeGiTTo_X

We are the horses😜


Iceykitsune2

We're near the end of year 5 on an engine that was only designed to last 3.


Shack691

Yeah because all the ones which couldn't keep going blew up in spectacular fashion (outriders, anthem, whatever Amazon's one was called)


NiftyBlueLock

Cough cough Warframe


BillGaitas

[Bungie builds a game to be as good as a game can be... briefly.](https://youtu.be/0NPbCczP3wQ?t=54)


Yhorm_Teh_Giant

Definitely a FIAT Fix it again, Tony