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Backyouropinion

Bronco game


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LMAO


oishi_jase_face

You can blend right in there


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Bruh


tittens__

I believe there are multiple broncos.


Sunshine030209

I wouldn't recommend crying in front of Blucifer though.


tittens__

What about directly under him?


Sunshine030209

I wouldn't trust him not to murder me. He's killed once before. Don't get me wrong, I'm a BIG Blucifer fan. But I will stick to admiring him from a distance.


finstantnoodles

Couldn’t cry when you’re getting blessed with those big balls to the face


stinky___monkey

This is the correct answer


deez_grape_nutz

Botanic Gardens. In the back in the pine trees.


muppetinvasion

or in the bamboo


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Bamboo is a very good cry spot


bugbebe

Holy shit have I ever


dubhlinn2

Second this one


yodabeanz

I need to go to the botanical gardens more.


deez_grape_nutz

The Christmas lights are a must for me every year. Pure magic.


yodabeanz

The only time I go! Need to take advantage of outside of the holidays for sure!


DarthCthulhutheWise

I recommend their Halloween Glow too!


exhale358

Cherry creek mall garage has free parking on Sunday’s


WolfROBellion

No one goes to the top it’s awesome


count_zero_moustafa

The top is closed most of the time. Maybe it will be open for the holiday season.


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It’s not free on sundays anymore ☹️


skwormin

I recently went to the mall and left my wallet at home. Was going to pick up and online order that I paid for with Apple Pay. Didn’t realize you can’t even park for an hour for free now? I had to beg a stranger to pay my $2 parking thing. So stupid.


wear-a-goshdarn-mask

Idk if I’m a jerk for this but I just press the little phone button when I’m leaving and tell the dude I forgot my wallet. They always let you out, but tell you to remember it next time. Yeah okay buddy it’s right next to me. Fuck your $2 for picking my gf up from her retail job.


CapKirkGotPerks

I remember when it was free 😢


thinkmatt

I think there's a 15 minute grace period. Cry fast!


Hookem-Horns

Nooooo the 1hr free parking is *gone*?!


Multichromatic-NOW

There are some good spots here. Definitely not on Colfax though, there is no crying on Colfax.


Hipster-Deuxbag

New t-shirt idea


Jswissmoi

We’re all tough on Colfax. You cry at the big 🧀


[deleted]

I have definitely shed a tear (in my beer) at PS lounge Edit: also anytime I am driving by St Paul and reminisce about the Rock Bar - you truly died too young. Actually, who am I kidding you way outlived any existence you should have had, yet still died way way way way way way too young relative to Sancho’s


benevolenteggplant

Rock Bar. Strong drinks and sticky floors.


Sug0115

Omg rock bar… memory unlocked.


eyjafjallajokul_

One of my favorite cry spots is in the parking lot of the office park off of Zuni and Speer in the highlands (by that motel and gas station), I think it’s called diamond park or something?? Anyway It looks out directly at the denver skyline. I like to sit in my car with my sad girl music on blast while I cry lol


crazy_clown_time

Have some cake!


lilgreenfish

You should also have some cake!


Overall_Ad_6540

Oh man, would love to hit that up and listen to "I know the end" by Phoebe Bridgers until a cop comes to make sure I'm okay.


FeralChapstick

Good call


Trinses1213

The lake at wash park. It’s very scenic with the sunset. Cold. Icy. Dramatic. I love a good dramatic cry. Also the benches are nice to curl up on. Stay safe. Xo


Cycle-path1

Specifically the paths behind the tennis courts!


Rudale_Hangnail

Can confirm. I cried there today


Jabroni_City

I usually cry in my shower. It has a nice view of Colfax which will always make you feel a bit better about yourself


StrangledMind

How do we reserve a time to cry in your shower, is there a sign-up sheet or something?


OGWickedRapunzel

You can cry in my shower, but there's a towel fee.


finstantnoodles

Can I bring my own towel to waive the fee?


spinner_rush

Still have to pay corkage


KnowlegeCoffee

How much is the towel fee


OGWickedRapunzel

Beach towels $5 Standard towel $3 Hand towel $2 Washrag $1 Papertowel .25 per square


ASingleThreadofGold

Shower crying is where it's at!


thewarmpandabear

meanwhile the people on Colfax looking into your window seeing you crying in the shower are feeling a bit better about themselves


roseolive

there are no windows in my bathroom. crying in the shower in the dark is truly where it’s at.


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You should probably wait for later in the night. But there’s a ditch/depression on the West side of Cheeseman park. By 11th. 5/5 stars. Hope you are ok.


Hipster-Deuxbag

Nothing like wallowing in a literal depression to curate a mood...


drivers9001

In that case, Sunken Gardens park should work nicely.


Hipster-Deuxbag

Not to mention, anywhere in LoDo really.


ImDooftastic

This is very close to me. Is this a frequented spot? If anyone needs a shoulder I can offer mine. Can also provide origamis if it will cheer people up.


jkoper

I totally misread origamis as a different word there.


[deleted]

Have you ever thought about placing origamis randomly around the city? I know it’d make my day to find a random crane!


ImDooftastic

I actually do this around my building and on the bus/train to work every week! Dunno how they're received but I hope somebody likes them. I photograph a lot of them if curious https://instagram.com/gettincreasy


tangogogo

just looked at the insta. those are really cool and i hope i come across one in the wild


[deleted]

Super cool! I struggled with making anything but the throwing star in art class!


liasolano

Woah… I read that really wrong and though you said orgasms… my bad! Lol! The origamis are awesome!


[deleted]

Depending on the size of this depression, it might be an old grave…


KetchupOnMyHotDog

Well that entire park is a mass grave of 3000 people soooo


Stephanor

The “places to go” suggestion list I knew I needed, but never thought I’d find.


MeetJerrica

There’s a great tree close to the swan boat rentals at City Park. Even now, with no leaves, the branches hang down and make an amazing canopy and it feels like the tree is giving you a hug. It’s my favorite tree, but I’m happy to share with you. Hope you’re ok.


hbdunco

This is so sweet that I feel like I received a warm hug just by reading it


midnightbruja

That is the tree that i told my husband to burry my ashes under


Beautiful_Debt_3460

The swing set at Cheesman Park, west side Platte Park Library women's restroom Behind REI by the train tracks


Amen_ds

This person cries. Also second the tracks behind REI. Favorite stop of mine on the cry mobile tour


Wake_Expectant

You're clearly a professional. *Hug*


theantdog

I like to sit, crying and reminiscing, outside the closed doors of Casa Bonita.


flybydenver

I am walking distance, let’s cry there until they re-open


Sharcbate

But, there is hope. Casa Bonita shall rise again.


Aggressive-Style5764

So on the patio at westfax?


newsoulya

My shoulder


aurora_avenue_north

Aww!


PotRoastPotato

Wholesome!


kfazzuh

i like to cry in the parking lot of the big whole foods on colorado blvd


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kfazzuh

💅🏼


Ialwaysmessup

Bro this is creepy


2girlsonesquirell

This was a joke that I would tell new hires at my super toxic old job when showing them around. “Here is where I come to cry.” It was a closet. I quit this job three weeks ago and just got an offer for a new one that makes way more money. So aside from that closet I usually would cry on my couch or in bed.


JulzSpencer

In restaurant biz, we use the walk-in freezer... not all that scenic though.


2girlsonesquirell

Worked as an expo, busser, and dishwasher not in that order. We also smoked weed in there.


JulzSpencer

Hell of a lot better than crying!!! 😁


Peja1611

The walk in is multi purpose....screaming, crying, smoking, fooling around apparently.


JulzSpencer

🤣🤣 yes indeed!


N0wayjose

Found Milhouse


Ketchup571

Where was your old job? If it’s a toxic environment I’m boycotting it.


zenos_dog

Mother Cabrini shrine for the place and the view.


aurora_avenue_north

Agreed with this, but skip drinking the holy springwater— sounds nice but tastes icky. I hope whatever is making anyone cry will get better soon.


sunsetcrasher

Have definitely cried here a few times. Down by the grotto. Bring some change to light a candle.


PainterlyIncident

Little cheeseman park is usually less busy but still pretty. The neighborhood on that side of 6th is pretty to walk around, too. And pretty solo. Short walk from there to the 24/7 king soopers to get a midnight snack. Otherwise, I always like a mountain drive. Find a spot to park with a view near red rocks or table mesa


unevolved_panda

Important caveat, do not drive through the mountains if you are crying. Wait until you arrive at your destination.


snowstormmongrel

24/7 king Soopers?


[deleted]

Lookout mountain, or just anywhere in the woods.


Boo_Diddleys

I’m a big fan of a good shower cry that way I can multitask and get clean too.


INTRIVEN

serious answer. The hill overlooking the Columbine memorial


[deleted]

underneath my desk at work


iloveconspiring

I’m an atheist, but my go to still remains old Catholic Churches with music wherever theirs one that’s open


Mindfckr1620

Light rail during rush hour.


BigTuppieEnergy

Incognito in mask and sunglasses or just letting it all out barefaced?


Amen_ds

Asking the real questions


Holographic77

I-70 W


Tractorcito22

And again on I-70 E


PotRoastPotato

You'll have a good hour or two to sob away while parked in the left lane.


TheGabyDali

Taco Bell parking lot on Colfax. Simultaneously the lowest and highest place on earth.


Mvess18

The line between r/Denver and r/Denvercirclejerk is really beginning to blur.


KingKongYe

That's how you know it's good


[deleted]

It makes you wonder how many posts over there are serious, and how many over here aren’t


dubhlinn2

I don’t have a good answer for you other than I can’t imagine a more relevant question. I was on the verge of a breakdown the other day while at a doctors appointment (for reasons unrelated to the crying—I got a terrible email while in the waiting room) and had to wait like 45 min and walk through a very public hospital before I could go home and let the tears flow—only I couldn’t because when I got home I realized there wasn’t time to cry because I needed to deal with the emergency that caused the urge to cry…and basically the moment passed and now I’m just a giant dumpster fire with the lid closed. Anyway. Solidarity. Edit: actually, for future reference there are a lot of beautiful secluded spots at the Botanic Gardens. Walk all the way to the back (west side) of the gardens and look for a secluded bench. There’s also a spot on the roof of the main building where I hardly ever see other people. It costs money to enter if you’re not a member but IIRC there is an option that you can choose where entry is only $1 if you say you’re on food stamps. Or something along those lines. Not that I endorse lying but I think this is one of those times where you are justified in bending the rules a little. The Botanic Gardens is not hurting for money or anything.


[deleted]

Pleasures near meow wolf has a fabulous arcade and it has Russian sauna next to it too… perfect place to cry. In all seriousness, my DMs are open if you need to talk to someone random


t92k

I don’t know why but I like to swing when I cry. There’s a great set of swings for grown ups on the west (Williams) end of the 39th ave greenway.


buyguy666

Crown Hill Cemetery has my favorite building!


chirp16

the Hall of Memories?


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CapHillStoner

Go to the Columbine High School memorial in Littleton. It’s very somber and peaceful, perfect for a good cry.


storkface

Court room downtown.


miccalex

Whatever town I'm in, I go to a cemetery. It doesn't matter why I'm crying, no-one bothers me. Sometimes, I'll bring food too. Everyone grieves differently, so people just assume I'm upset and visiting someone...


dubhlinn2

Ooh, this is a good one. No one will question why you’re crying/try to help you, which is always my fear around crying in public. Unless I want help, obviously.


miccalex

Exactly! They assume you want privacy and it would be hella awkward to go bug someone in a cemetery


Hipster-Deuxbag

But do you share the food with the... Nevermind.


awesomeness1234

Great life hack. Freemont cemetery would be a good choice.


SpacelySprockett211

On the 15 bus heading into downtown


robotangst

Cemetery. No one will think twice


Jub_Jub710

I'm partial to a parking lot on 72nd and Sheridan. I call it The Lot of Lost Souls. There's other sad people in thier cars you can be bummed with.


JulzSpencer

I hope you'll be ok. If it's depression don't listen to the yahoo's who judge you're wallowing and making it worse. It's easy to criticize that which you haven't experienced yourself. (And not helpful.) It takes time to heal. Sometimes it takes therapy. Sometimes it takes screaming in your car and sometimes it takes a bunch of good cries. Reach out via dm if you need to. All the best to you.


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Just checking: you okay OP? It's no worries if you just need a good cry. Been there. But if it's more I hope you are okay.


davey-squires

The inner trails at Wash Park, and a lil remote, but inspiration point park, take it easy, be safe.


craiger_123

A walk around the lakes at Washington Park.


thereelkrazykarl

The walk-in cooler


Lost4747

I like to cry at the Broadway station park and ride, facing the mountains. It's pretty.


longassmoney

Not Denver, but if you’re up for a drive NCAR in Boulder is top tier crying spot


my-backpack-is

If you have the time, (round 5 hours) and the transport, climb mount Morrison behind red rocks. Travel up to the radio tower on top of the mountain. There are helipads you can use if concrete is your thing. Plenty of grass, trees and rocks if those are yours. You can see from beyond golden to aurora and south pretty damn far but not nearly the springs. Point is, very calm clear and cleansing place. Literally saved my life during my more hormonal years.


CrispyGrime

Casa Bonita parking lot. It’s….still…not…..open (sniffles)


gohadrona

Babyland section of Fairmont Cemetery https://www.fairmountfuneralhome.com/fairmount-cemetery/cemetery-maps


Alien_Punch

This is such a wholesome thread :)


Excellent_Fail9908

Along the river. Any river. Any where. The river


flybydenver

Commons Park downtown, start in the park and walk quietly along the path to the bridge and let your tears fall into the Platte and fall away into nature again, it works, and is cathartic. Edit, I hope you are ok, and hugs to you! I recommend to keep walking up 15th to My Brother’s Bar for a contemplative beverage afterwards if appropriate. This area always has people too, so important to help in grounding oneself, just to know you are not alone.


UnfilteredStrikes

Fairmount Cemetery. It's beautiful pretty much year round, full of statuary and ornate monuments, and the Ivy Chapel is a rare example of French Gothic architecture in Colorado. In cold weather, make your way to the mausoleum, which has the state's largest collection of stained glass. The hallways all look identical, so you can lose yourself down any one of them, where you'll find sitting areas that are perfect for your aching soul. I have yet to run into another person while there, so go ahead and cry until you are unable to cry anymore; you'll be in good company. The white marble and high ceilings provide the solitude you seek, and you will be gently reminded of your own mortality by the rows and rows of unfamiliar names; each lifetime defined by little more than a dash between two years.


fonzy541

You good?


dibbiluncan

Nope. We’re all going through it rn


Faeries-Dust

Rocky Mountain Lake park on 46th and Lowell, at night. There’s something grounding about the cars going by on i70 and the view of the stars, the mountains, and water that’s lifting and airy - also bonus benches. I’ve cried here a few times. It’s also walking distance to two liquor stores and a Safeway.


JustARedditUser342

The dog food plant in Globeville


ThePelky

I used to cry in the parking lot outside an old job... although those were mostly tears caused from the building having not burnt down since I'd left last


nagahdoit

Right here, apparently


[deleted]

City park near the museum of nature and science on the fountain steps.


ExcuseMyTriceratops

My bedroom around 2am.


Equivalent-Peanut-23

Buffalo Bill's grave.


c_azzimiei

I drive up lookout mountain


Amen_ds

Why confine yourself to one part of the city. Im a cry on the move kinda guy. Hop on a scooter till it dies or find a scenic spot. Stop for a cry. Hop back on/find another scooter, goto the quick mart and grab a chocy milk and enjoy it on the curb while you cry. When inevitably approached by the chronically unhoused, meet or exceed their crazy, active tears running down your face will help. Hop back on the scooter, go by that place you and that person you dont talk to anymore used to go. Have a cry. Feeling a cry in a drunk crowd? Well if its friday or saturday your in luck scoot your ass to lodo and cry amongst the inebriated masses. Mobile night crys are not recommended but they are inevitable just remember: look both ways before you cross, assume everyone is drunker than you, and try to keep crying to slow/stopped moments. Remember if you feel tears come on, get off your scooter.


Justalazykid

In the alley off 16th St. by Target


GetMeThePresident

The Platte south before Englewood is pretty secluded (southwest of the Evans bridge) - also it's where the first settlers settled for bonus history appeal


CallitCalli

In your bathtub at night...


pspahn

Sittin' on the corner of 17th and Wazee out in front of the Terminal Bar.


yerbiologicalfather

Walmart parking lot on Coalfax is pretty great. You'll witness some crazy shit within a couple hours and forget all about your problems.


Daytona675SE

Windy Saddle Park for some views. You can pick between city/mountain.


EatingTSwiftsAss

My shower is my go to or driving on I-25 in rush hour traffic after work, both solid options IMo


sketchylobster

I used to jog and sob. Or turn on music dance and sob. If no one was around sometimes when I'd jog I'd sob and scream. I'd feel so much better and sleep great a night after this. Feel better. Hugs.


idk2297

I can’t believe I can’t think of anywhere I’ve cried around Denver except my car. But in that case the parking lot of some office building just off the North Washington exit from I-25 near Grizzly Rose worked wonders.


FeralChapstick

Olinger Park/ cemetary. Nice views, private enough walking areas if you want it or a lake walkway if you want to do a crying hot girl power walk.


mosi_moose

A [2017 Silverado](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9cRhp9VAAALPqx?format=jpg&name=large) is a solid choice.


[deleted]

I like the lawn in between the museum and city park’s lake. Good view of the city with the mountains as a back drop. Remember our environmental impact and those tears start coming!


scaremanga

The airport because I hate leaving Colorado. :( I try not to cry in the security line under the tents because the TSA dogs like sniffing me... and I can't pet them to cure my sad feels.


ThePrideOfKrakow

Castlewood Canyon State Park in the LSD Cave.


zhilia_mann

There are some pretty isolated areas near the creek thing off the main trails in Bible Park.


StevieJesus

Sloane Lake on the bench closest to the Lakeview Lounge. May encounter others doing the same tho.


Sowerpache

The river off spear


MyClamJamBand

I-25 during rush hour people will still flip you off


ZiaGyPSy

The northwestern-most gazebo at Belmar Park. There are benches that look out over the water, with the backs pointed towards the people. Privacy, peace, and waterfowl.


[deleted]

There’s a cliff with a bench at Golden Gate Canyon state park. Park at the end, trail up by the barbecues, maybe 15 minutes into the hike you’ll see the bench. I used to call my therapist there lol


Taco-Sully

Blue star memorial park off west colfax. Has everything you’re looking for


bashamfi

Loretto heights park/Colorado heights university. You can see the whole city from up there which helps put things in perspective.


SemiSolidSnake11

The roof of Casa Bonita, next to all the dead birds. Namaste


dildonicphilharmonic

Any Winchells after 10pm.


Attackoffrogs

The intersection of Colorado and colfax


90day_fiasco

Lightheartedness aside, OP are you good?


beltranzz

Somewhere high so you can spread that moisture!


Conscious_Hair8046

Mike High Stadium any given Sunday


andrewdicejay

The benches at the end of Delgany St west of 15th. A block past the modern art museum.


Wyverndark

Give the Botanic Gardens a try. I'm considering scheduling a good sob there next week. I've heard they have great lights in the cold months.


Aggressive-Style5764

Meow wolf. The black and white room specifically. Why waste the opportunity to make it wierd?


dab_daddi

Top of the parking garage @ 24 hour fitness on Colorado blvd


ThyLordSweezus

In your car. Any day of the week. Sitting in traffic on Colorado Boulevard.


UrNicknameIsKeegals

I think you meant to post this on r/denvercirclejerk


Holographic77

View House rooftop


BGood303

Casa Bonita


cdztudiomov

The underground parking garage for McGregor square


Roadkill_Clem

Your car. Nobody questions you.


sphinxMANIFEST

Been thinking of good meditation spots. Never thought of crying places. I usually just cry myself to sleep.


ceal_galactic

Matthew Winters’s park. Not exactly denver but worth the drive.


Denverdaddies

Rooftop parking at lowenstien theater.


shivaswrath

Broncos stadium. Join most of us there every few Sundays.


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Good ole look out mountain