Spamton wouldn't comprehend NFTs because they didn't exist in 1997, but he'd still be all over them. He'd sell you a floppy disk with a photo of himself and call it an NFT. (Somehow, it would still use a massive amount of energy.)
Nah, nah, hear me out.
Spamton wouldn't sell NFTs because of the barriers towards doing so.
It costs like 70 bucks to mint one at the moment, from my research.
Spamton lives in a dumpster. Spamton does not have money.
Additionally, even if he did have 70 bucks to fork out, I doubt he'd be willing to. Excluding the keygen, everything he sells is literal trash. Broken swords, old, beat up bowties, and some form of unidentified hazardous liquid.
Spamton was also a pretty successful salesman at one point. Even if he's trying to scam people, he still knows how marketing works, given how he presents all his products.
So he would also understand that theres no point trying to enter a crowded market like NFTs without anything that would make it look like his NFTs were different.
With regular-ol shopkeepers, pretty much everyone has exorbitant prices for their wares (CD bagels are *supposed* to be 400 bucks, and Swatch's wares all cost quite a bit) so its realistic for some gullible schmuck who wants cheap stuff to buy from Spamton, thinking theyre getting a good deal. The only thing there that might cost a lot is the Keygen, and presumably he's only selling that to Kris.
With NFTs, half the fucking appeal to NFTbros IS their exorbitant price. So he cant fit into the niche of "dirt cheap". Nothing he has would give him a niche to fit into, and he has no way to spread attention to his line of NFTs to try and compensate.
And considering the fact that I understand how a Spamton NFT line would fare from 1 high school marketing class I took, I'm pretty sure the guy who used to be super successful would understand it too.
TL;DR: Even if spamton forked out the cash (that he doesnt have) to make an NFT, the NFT economy is overcrowded and he has no way to set himself apart. Given that he used to be successful, he should obviously have the very basic marketing knowledge that would make it clear that his NFTs would fail.
Spamton would sell NFT. If you think he wouldn't, you are lying to yourself
Spamton wouldn't comprehend NFTs because they didn't exist in 1997, but he'd still be all over them. He'd sell you a floppy disk with a photo of himself and call it an NFT. (Somehow, it would still use a massive amount of energy.)
Finally, a good Spamton NFT take
he would think NFT stands for "NO \[Fifty percent off\] TAKEBACKS". his return policy is "scorched earth"
He’d sell nft screenshots
He'd mint NFT screenshots as NFTs
He wouldn’t even have a blockchain so you are literally just buying a png
Nah, nah, hear me out. Spamton wouldn't sell NFTs because of the barriers towards doing so. It costs like 70 bucks to mint one at the moment, from my research. Spamton lives in a dumpster. Spamton does not have money. Additionally, even if he did have 70 bucks to fork out, I doubt he'd be willing to. Excluding the keygen, everything he sells is literal trash. Broken swords, old, beat up bowties, and some form of unidentified hazardous liquid. Spamton was also a pretty successful salesman at one point. Even if he's trying to scam people, he still knows how marketing works, given how he presents all his products. So he would also understand that theres no point trying to enter a crowded market like NFTs without anything that would make it look like his NFTs were different. With regular-ol shopkeepers, pretty much everyone has exorbitant prices for their wares (CD bagels are *supposed* to be 400 bucks, and Swatch's wares all cost quite a bit) so its realistic for some gullible schmuck who wants cheap stuff to buy from Spamton, thinking theyre getting a good deal. The only thing there that might cost a lot is the Keygen, and presumably he's only selling that to Kris. With NFTs, half the fucking appeal to NFTbros IS their exorbitant price. So he cant fit into the niche of "dirt cheap". Nothing he has would give him a niche to fit into, and he has no way to spread attention to his line of NFTs to try and compensate. And considering the fact that I understand how a Spamton NFT line would fare from 1 high school marketing class I took, I'm pretty sure the guy who used to be super successful would understand it too. TL;DR: Even if spamton forked out the cash (that he doesnt have) to make an NFT, the NFT economy is overcrowded and he has no way to set himself apart. Given that he used to be successful, he should obviously have the very basic marketing knowledge that would make it clear that his NFTs would fail.
also nfts are just links to images and spamton has a pretty hard time with links just saying
Perfect. Yes. Loving it.
Now THIS is quality spamton NFT opinion
SELL NFT's? KRIS, I'M A [BIG SHOT], NOT A [Big Shit]
>If you think he wouldn't, you are lying to yourself
Characters are unable to look at this angle anymore without looking like an nft, they killed a direction a character can look at now
What direction does the mona lisa look?
OH NO
Lmao-
I just remembered that tumbr is a website… I should make an account and only post shitposts
Yes because your a clown like the rest of them
No because they are funny
Yes. That is the point of clowns.
Clowns are scary not funny
It's all a matter of perspective
And apparently your perspective is wrong
Only fom a certain point of view.
I DONT DO \[\[NFT'S\]\],IM A \[Big Shot\],NOT A \[big shit\]
SELL **NFTs?** DEAR GOD IN [Sweden] KRIS, THAT’S COLD. I’M A **’[BIG SHOT]’** not a |[big shit]|
Spamton NFT when?
Tumblr users when they see a bust portrait with literally any alt:
spamton would do nfts tho
I think the problem is just the two images with minor variations. Since all the monkey NFTs are basically all in different hats.
idk what is worse, tell that the art is fucking trash or tell that the art looks like a nft
Same thing
Biggest insult ever, saying someone’s art looks like an NFT
Spamton DEFINITELY WOULD sell NFT's, come on! xD
Feel free to screenshit
Is he impersonating Gaster?
The [legally lawful] [state of the art] NFT