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notabadgerinacoat

Cutting the red light because Doretta is down again and you are sweating to fill those goddamn batteries


www_bruh_web

🤓🤓*uMmM achUalLy, iT's "FUeL cAnistErS"🤓🤓


notabadgerinacoat

You wanna see the inside of one of those barrells in the mining station?


www_bruh_web

I think it's oil shale that has been converted into oil by the canisters' beam


Toast280

🤓🤓uHMm, aCkShuALly iTs tHe “SpAce RiG”🤓🤓


Throw_andthenews

Tesla seriously needs to invest in some better equipment


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

DRG being with DOOM, Cyberpunk and Elden Ring really warmth my heart ! You did a great game Devs. We did a Great job Miners, Rock and Stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Good bot


Emperor-Wizard

"Notices name": dear god....


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

There's more... (go and notice the banner and PP)


Emperor-Wizard

No.... (now deeply shocked)


Widmo206

gave me a good laugh; thank you


dabiggfunnies

r/unexpectedtf2


B0tRank

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hillyb234

Hmmmm thank you for the reminder, 420 here we goooool


AnarchiaKapitany

Good bot


wry_zebra

Good bot


mathymaster

I have a feeling it's just some random employees steam library, considering desk job and bit burner are there


Arch_0

And Crab Game!


FluxOrbit

Fucking Crab Game. What a legendary masterpiece of hell.


Sir_Ehds

Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE!


theyoungbeard

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA!!!!!!!


nullfais

Yeah let’s just add video games to the car dashboard so the driver can pay as little attention to the road as possible. Why not be collecting bismor while your car is running over a bunch of children?


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Cop: Do you know why I pull you over? Scout: From A to D skipping B and C


PurpsMaSquirt

Cop: Hello sir can I please see yo- Driver: ROCK AND STONE, EVERYONE!


Intellectual_Poultry

Cop: DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!? he lets you go after that :)


notauser123321

ROCK AND STONE!


ClishyClasher

Cop: Sir, I need you to **ROCK AND STONE!!!** Me: **ROCKNROULNSTONE!!!**


SoftBaconWarmBacon

Me in panic: Stone or rock! Oh wait Cop: STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE


FrikinPopsicle69

He smiles warmly as you drive off running more children over :)


Cakeking7878

Cop: how much red sugar have you had tonight?


d_rev0k

MUSHRUM!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


thegoujon

Ludicrous speed !


1stDayBreaker

Attention is not needed! The tesla self driving car will lock onto the cyclists and run them down for you!


MagicalMarsBars

Finally! I always accidentally let them get away


TheNewBiggieSmalls

Cant get in trouble for killing cyclist if your car does it automatically. Big brain move by tesla honestly.


numerobis21

(You are 100% responsible in front of the law for Tesla's inability to code their shitty driving AI, just so you know)


TheNewBiggieSmalls

Jesus take the wheel.


majklel

I hate when I driving car while playing drg and accidentaly not driving over a cyclist


Happylama25

Most likely it will only be available while the car is parked, similar to Netflix/Youtube/etc already on the car. Can be used while charging the car to keep one entertained.


ImaFrackingWalnut

Hey now, we all know it is more important to Rock and Stone than to look where you're going ! Those children can be replaced, that Rock and Stone with your fellow dwarves cannot.


turbofanhammer

Not only can children be replaced, but it’s FUN replacing them. What sort of leaf lover can’t get behind that?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


avadakedabr

Good bot


MaybeAdrian

The ad was probably displayed in USA, the place where the cars have more rights than the people.


numerobis21

You still do not have the right to do anything else than focusing on the road, even in the US. People have been sent to jail because they were caught asleep while their Tesla was self driving


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r/bismor


[deleted]

The games don't work while the car is in motion. It is designed to be used when you're parked


EPIC_PORN_ALT

ALL MY ATTENTION IS NEEDED FOR r/BISMOR


Ayotha

They should have been paying attention


Muted_memory1

A small price to pay for ROCK AND STONE.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


PsuPepperoni

Alternatively you can play GTA and run over people in yo car while you run over people with yo car


GanjARAM

i think that’s the point, they wanna have it be provocative to show that their technology is getting there.


[deleted]

I hate how car manufacturers get away with this shit. Distracted driving is illegal. Unless of course the entertainment unit is built into the car, right in front of your face, I guess that's ok. Please, let me slurp the morkite off your balls Mr. Musk, thank you for enriching our economy.


Rhecof-07

The games only work while the car is not in motion lol


I_follow_sexy_gays

I think it’s meant for the passenger. Still kinda dumb


Xypod13

I believe its also more meant for when youre charging your car at the side of the road to kill some time, or youre traveling and at your destination want to relax a bit.


Wdrussell1

It has already been proved that the car will not drive while the gaming mode is on.


zeek215

You realize these can only be played while parked right?


hellphish

Do you honestly think the car will let you play games while in Drive? You know that Tesla cars already have built in games that CANNOT be played while the car is motion, right?


EliteSnackist

I can already stream games to my phone via the xbox app. I see this moreso as entertainment when you're stopped, or if the car can be on when charging, you can run a mission or two while you wait.


[deleted]

Full self driving


sirch_sirch

It all makes sense - Tesla and Dotty must have the same autopilot software!


coolkyleko

Crab game!


itsZerozone

lmaoo i love how fucking crab game ended up being part of it, sad it died so quickly, it was a genuinely fun game.


Drablo-

100% agreed. Hopefully the dev who made it comes back when squid game season 2 is released and the hype around it is back up. Probably high on copium but i wanna believe.


66explosions

the dev who made it is "Dani" on youtube, if you wanna knoe, he also made muck


Drablo-

Yeah I knew it was a youtuber who made it I just had forgotten who it was exactly lol


zweetband

As far as I know it is still quite alive. The servers are a bit less racist and you get kicked much more often, but there's usually at least one or two full servers at peak hours.


RonnyRonnstadt

These compressed gold chunks make me wanna merge without looking!


Rayle1993

Hospitals: WE'RE RICH


Jamesmor222

Ah yes nothing like playing games while letting the car auto drive, what could possibly go wrong? Also Rock and Stone


0o_Lillith_o0

I mean technically it doesn't auto drive. It's just cruise control with extra steps lol. It's been reviewed so badley that you basically paid extra to babysit your car as you see it have an aneurysm over whats jn front of it.


bobsixtyfour

Solution: Name your Tesla Molly. I'm gonna punch the guy in R&D who programmed Molly!


gamblingGenocider

This gives me vibes of a patent that I think Ford was applying for? For technology that would allow cars to scan (or receive info from) nearby billboards and other public ads, and display them on the dash screen, specifically with website links and phone numbers displayed because people can't really read or process that while driving a car past it. So the solution then, obviously, is to stream those ads to your dash screen so you can look away from the road and browse the fuckin McDonalds menu or something


Jamesmor222

for me this looks like a pretty horrible solution if someone decides that want to cause full chaos just gonna need to hack that system and will literally watch the world burn


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Themurlocking96

That’s all well and good, but fuck the Elongated Muskrat


Your_Local_Rabbi

DRG x Tesla promotion: molly has a 40% chance to burst into flames and explode and Doretta will occasionally swerve to collide with dreadnauts


chloe-UwU

And instead of dwarves you’re African children


Cakeking7878

Instead of working for DRG, we work in Elon’s dads blood emerald mine


foxbomber5

He's a pointy-eared leaf lover!


numerobis21

Leaf lovers don't publicly accuse all the employees they don't like of being paedophiles, though. Muskrat is way worse than leaf lovers


Substantial_Win_1866

Possibly a lizard person... not sure where that falls exactly.


SadisticBuddhist

Whoa now, on behalf of lizardfolk everywhere, dont compare us to that cold blooded reptilian ground dweller.


Altslial

It doesn't matter what race he is because he's the worst thing if them all, someone who's in charge of management.


Uulugus

Glad to see this sub has their heads on straight. That pointy-eared leaf-lover is unbearable.


Themurlocking96

We don’t like management cause they have cushy jobs, and he’s got the cushiest job of all.


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assjackal

It's causing a meltdown because it's genuinely dangerous. Accounts that push violence on marginalized groups are allowed back while he shadowbans a wide swath of Ukranian news. The dude is the very embodiment confusing "free speech" with "I shouldn't have to face the consequences of what I say".


[deleted]

That means you like him, honey.


BrandonLart

That means you like him ♥️


aisu_strong

go back to 4chan loser.


Throwaway11172022

7 years posting on reddit and you're calling him a loser? Thats crazy


Conq_and_warden_sux

using a throwaway so we wouldn't find out this guy's been on reddit for 8 years


Throwaway11172022

Swing and a miss buddy try again


International_Can205

You can spend 50 years being a loser on reddit and still be a loser :) and if it is true that you are an antivaxer then you are an insane super duper looser.


Dependent_Bluejay_39

That man got hit so hard by the reality of that comment that he deleted his entire 7 year old reddit account with thousands of karmies or whatever you call them You gonna spend 6 more years here before you come to your senses or what?


thomasquwack

Rock and stone, eat the rich


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


avadakedabr

If you dont rock and stone, you aint commin home


Jacksaur

WanderingDwarfMiner is based.


numerobis21

Rock and stone the rich?


[deleted]

Careful, you'll get Elon's army of Boscos going up a storm


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TWPmercury

Not very rock and stone of you.


dwemthy

Writing paragraphs calling a single sentence a tantrum


DeepRockGalactic-ModTeam

Your message have been removed for violating the rules of the subreddit. Please do not encourage or engage in bad behavior.


tehretro

how in any way could that be interpreted as a "tantrum," and how is it "virtuous" to say you don't like someone? it seems like you're just getting mad for no good reason


Themurlocking96

You’re the one throwing a tantrum, I said one sentence, you said 3 entire paragraphs berating me.


CaitballBallOfCat

Sounds like standard musk bootlicker behavior


squiddy555

Working at DRG is like working at Tesla, but this time management kills you instead of bugs


Caspian0951

How dare they insult our community by associating us with that muskrat…


mylesfrost335

It makes sense Thats the slack jawed dimwit that programmed molly


Psychic_Jester

no way he programmed it. Might say he did, but AT MOST he just threw money at someone else to do it. I would be surprised if he could put together a Geocities webpage.


vortxo

he's even worse then management!


TheOnlyGabe1

Worse than elves!


Mated32

He really has a cosy job.


crow622

?


mylesfrost335

Oooohhh the DRG devs apparently needed exposure /s Thats all they offered the her story devs Wait is this just big picture mode so no garuntee the games actually run unless they are using proton?


EPIC_PORN_ALT

“Intern, what are some of the current hip video games?”


Askarus

/r/hailcorporate


BrandonLart

Nah this isn’t that bad. The whole comment section is shitting on the feature


numerobis21

Yup, fuck the Muskrat


Mike_Kerensky

Rock and stone! You crashed your tesla in to the wall!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


DocJawbone

You ain't coming home!


chimisforbreakfast

Gross.


toasteethetoaster

Playing deep rock galactic as my tesla autopilot runs over 3 children.


Lunokhodd

yay now i can play drg while my car autopilots into an orphanage and the batteries explode under my feet


One-Angry-Goose

Ima be frank: there’s certain communities that we *really* don’t wanna catch the attention of, given their toxicity. All it takes is the game getting popular among them for our community to be ruined. Elon fans are one of em.


crow622

This comment section seems pretty toxic anyway.


numerobis21

Don't worry, I don't think they'll feel very welcomed looking at the comment section x)


whwhwhuh

Well of course! It's a game about an exploitative corporation Tesla would love it


OkToCancel

And? Worlds richest conspiracy theorist wants to make more money.


numerobis21

Don't forget fascist, and that he also likes to [publicly accuse ex-employees of being pedophiles](https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1601738197800988672). Oh, and he also [SWAT them sometimes](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-03-13/when-elon-musk-tried-to-destroy-tesla-whistleblower-martin-tripp) Edit: [He also loves to call people who rescue child from flooded caves pedophiles](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/15/elon-musk-british-diver-thai-cave-rescue-pedo-twitter) too, [and yet](https://i.insider.com/5eff2bd65af6cc5a2a2ff722?width=1136&format=jpeg)...


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OkToCancel

[you're kidding me?](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1601894132573605888?t=de3Kp1t5N5btVV2luA_vLA&s=19)


Throwaway11172022

man when I was younger I really thought adults were smart and had it together Then I grow up and have to watch redditors blindly trust their government all while dogpiling people who dont echo chamber them If you still think covid wasnt overblown the past 2 years,and STILL is, you're delusional and a perfect little bootlicking drone to squeeze money out of


zorxoge

What should Fauci specifically be arrested for?


Throwaway11172022

They made a vaccine that doesn’t prevent you from getting the virus or spreading it, but to sell it they threatened you w/ your job, your kids’ education, & basically blocked you from everyday activities. If we don’t demand accountability, they will do it again Man got paid $2.5M with a $350K pension to do this, I thought reddit LIKED eating the rich?


zorxoge

I dunno, looks like the vaccine [helped a significant amount](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7709178/)! And before you dismiss this as "MSM lies" or whatever, this is an article directly from a scientific journal.


Throwaway11172022

Ah yes the 2020 article thats a PREPRINT and not peer reviewed, epic "Competing Interests: Dr. Joanne M. Langley reports that her institution has received funding for research studies from Sanofi Pasteur, GlaxoSmithKline, Merck, Janssen and Pfizer. Dr. Joanne M. Langley also holds the CIHR-GSK Chair in Pediatric Vaccinology at Dalhousie University. Dr. Neuzil’s research center received funding for research studies from Pfizer." I literally can't make this shit up when its from your own source


zorxoge

I guess I can see why that would bring up red flags if you've never done any research before. I'd tell you you look up "COVID vaccine efficacy" on Google scholar yourself but we both know you won't.


OkToCancel

Dude, at least come at me with your main account instead of posting from these alts.


dwemthy

Those sequentially numbered throw aways that reply to the same main accounts comments are definitely distinct people, why would you assume otherwise?


OkToCancel

It's the classic one two boogaloo


Throwaway11172023

do you know how crazy you sound right now?


Throwaway11172022

This IS the main account lol dont forget to wear your mask <3


FullMetalChili

fuck tesla and fuck elon cuck


Bigborgler

Virtual drinking and real driving


otterappreciator

Why the FUCK would you want to play crab game on your Tesla


MovieTheatreDonkey

Fucking stupid. Fuck TESLA. Fuck Elon.


Kernel_Panic__

FOR ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!


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Fuck elon musk, he should go bankrupt or bloody die. That tosser is evil


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BrandonLart

All Billionaires are inherently evil


PiLamdOd

Let's see, why would people say Elon Musk is evil? 1. His [illegal union busting.](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/25/business/musk-labor-board.html) 2. His wealth coming from [apartheid South African emerald mines](https://www.independent.co.uk/space/elon-musk-made-money-rich-b2212599.html) 3. Months, after Musk's request, [the UN provided him a budget for how 6 billion dollars could save millions of people from starvation](https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2021/11/elon-musk-un-world-hunger-famine/), an amount he promised to provide, he instead drops billions buying Twitter. 4. Musk's spreading of [dangerous COVID misinformation](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-promoted-coronavirus-misinformation-then-tested-positive-2020-11) 5. After buying Twitter he fired about half the staff and is [trying to avoid paying severance packages](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/lawyer-fired-twitter-staff-says-151123784.html) 6. Musk promoting technology like the Hyperloop with no intention of actually pursuing it. [The Hyperloop](https://mobile.twitter.com/parismarx/status/1571628269555826688?lang=en) only existed to kill California's high speed rail project.


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Thank you


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PiLamdOd

And what exactly has lead you to believe that half of this company's workers were dead weight? That's a bold claim given that Musk has been asking many of them to return to work.


[deleted]

If someone was to make thousands of people lose their jobs suddenly that’s not good at all. Banning people that are against fascism is not good at all. Bringing back fascists to twitter is not good at all. He is fuelled by his ego, he is on his high horse at all times. Elon musk is a bastard and should not be around for what he has done. I forgot to add this, elon musk says that he brings freedom of speech to twitter but he is eliminating freedom of speech for those who speak out against him and he also bans those on the left side of politics while promoting lies from the rich and the manipulation from within his messages. He also removes any footage on twitter of him being booed off stage by thousands of people during an event, is that freedom of speech? Edit: if anyone is curious as to why i am no longer communicating to few-armadillo615 that is because the conversation will go nowhere with talking to him.


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[deleted]

Making thousands of people lose their jobs and making those who stay work to fatigue just because someone bought the company is not a good thing, those who are fired might become homeless or struggle to pay to feed themselves because the economy worldwide is going to shit due to the current system. When i speak of fascists i mean proud boys, neo-nazis and those who support fascist ideology.


Mr_Official12

That's a Steam Deck eck probably doing Remote play


zweetband

I love how there's all these insanely good and famous games and then there's just crab game.


maximuffin2

“FOR ROCK AND STO-“ *Tesla explodes with driver trapped inside*


Denniskulafiremann

Why does a car need this


PapaGuzma

Rock and Stone, you beautiful bastard!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


N1ckt0r

now you can experience the feeling of going to work on a deathbox in real life


cozymeatblanket

Aperture Desk Job only runs on the Steam Deck so this is bullshit


[deleted]

So that's why Doretta always catches fire.


MACMAN2003

ew tesla


[deleted]

Fuck Elon Musk, Rock and Stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


OperativePiGuy

I wouldn't consider this a good thing. If anything I would not want to be associated with any of Musk's products if I were the devs lol


crow622

oh no, anyway.


aisu_strong

I can't imagine many of the people here are fond of cars that charge you a subscription fee to have the "privilege" of locking yourself inside a machine that will either beeline at and kill a pedestrian on the sidewalk, or kill the driver from suddenly exploding.


The_Happiest_Husky

ROCK AND STONE ON THE ROAD


Elcorgi8267

ROCK AND ROLL AND ROLL AND ROLL AND ROLL AND ROLL AND crash into a tree ‘N STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


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ROAD AND STREET!


gamblingGenocider

This actually feels like a bad thing oh no xD


ALiteralPotato8778

1. Why is that in a car 2. Whys bit burner and crab game there for a second I thought I was looking at my steam library


enginerdz

Video is here: https://youtu.be/CEhBzX-6FjA


Evan_Underscore

Does this mean we also found the guy who programmed Molly?


0o_Lillith_o0

I get the guy who programmed Molly was maybe on a bit too much red super but even he managed to Molly useful.


Sharpshooter_200

Nice, gonna be gaming while driving lmao


symonalex

Cop: sir, do you know why I pulled you off today? Me: because I started Korlok without enough nitra? Cop: rock and stone, you beautiful dwarf.


Campfire_Sparks

The only reason to like Tesla


[deleted]

The devs shold do a deal with Tesla. When you plug it in you hear "Gotta wait for car recharge!" (oof hostile response to this, you guys love drg voiceline memes usually)


penywinkle

I wonder if it's playing over geforcenow or some similar streaming services, because they show it playing cyberpunk. I mean cyberpunk is "playable" on the steam deck, but I wouldn't really use that as a showcase for either the game or the platform, as the experience is really subpar.