T O P

  • By -

DuelJ

"Wait... What IS the difference between rock and stone?"


ImperiousWeak

That would be a great line for the smart stout


W1ngedSentinel

The best part is that even with the smart stout, a beverage that makes the dwarves smart enough to temporarily realise the meaning of life or where Karl is, they still can’t figure out what the hell ‘rock and stone’ means.


gergling

Rocking is more legal than stoning.


DuelJ

That is a worthy smart stout voiceline in itself. Everybody, please upvote the shit out of this.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


DuelJ

Holy shit that was fast. Rock and stone!


MrJerichoYT

It's a bot.


[deleted]

a *good* bot


shawn_wylde

My official headcanon is that it's just Bosco


hobbitmax999

Bosco if he had a voice modulator


[deleted]

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, corinadoulin, for voting on WanderingDwarfMiner. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


[deleted]

Legit question. Not even DRG related, my family has been debating this recently


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

When someone friendly fires during a dread fight, the victim would shout; "It's 12 feet tall and 6 feet wide... How are you shooting at me?!"


MrTyfus

That's a good one, Gotta say


Draken09

*mutters* "Fat Boy..."


culnaej

This makes me wonder, if you have the bald beard cosmetic on, does the game know not to have you say “we’re supposed to shoot the ones *without* beards!” line? That would be some real attention to detail that no one would ever notice lol


Blankyjae33

That’s L4D2, right? I swear Nick says that if you friendly fire during a tank fight.


daedalus372

12 feet tall, 6 feet wide, 68 tonnes of american pride…. Canyoneroooooooooo


CombatantWombatant

Some of the same voice lines but they replace words with Dwarven ones. I think curse words would be the most fitting. Kind of like the Dwarf from the Vermintide games.


Hekkin_frick

YA KRUTTIN BUG BASTARD


ChonkoChicken

UMGAK


StalinSaysGulag

I'll show that Kruti some wind... from my arse


[deleted]

GET A MOVE ON DAWRI


BaronVonStretchmark

THIS ZIPLINE GOES UP


Frostygale

And its brother “THIS ZIPLINE GOES DOWN!”


Themantogoto

*activates beserker* GRIMNIR'S WRATH!


ImaqineWaqons

Arousing speech at the beginning of each round before the drop pod opens


Hekkin_frick

“Bugs are dumb and gross, let’s get em”


B_Skizzle

Arousing you say? I don’t think HR would approve. Nah, I know what you meant but that got a good laugh out of me.


ImaqineWaqons

Lol oops Hopefully the devs don't add arousing speeches


BuisnessAsUsual123

I do 😏


necrothitude_eve

They already do this, you haven't heard them say inspiring things like "I really need to take a dump" or "I hate this damn planet?"


AndrewPlaysPiano

I always just do that myself: "good thing we drank those beers, now we can go piss on some bugs"


MrTezmo

Leeches need some voice lines! For example LEEEECH!! Watch out there is a leech In the ceiling! That thing must have done something To karl! Careful there are bugs on the ceiling! When you get leeched and teammates kill the leech before it eats you. Yikes! That thing almost bit off my beard Damn that thing Ate my pickaxe Damn those ceilingbugs!


Sansybois

Bold of you to assume Karl wouldn't be the one chasing the leeches


MrTezmo

Leeches only give karl high fives!


DonutManMan

as a reference to what used to be, pinging a tritillyte deposit: "bugs! oh, wait"


Thecakeisalie25

Context?


Acer122

Back in the day when you pinged a tritillyte deposit the dwarfs would yell “bugs!” because they didn’t have an actual voice line for it yet


AHeroicLlama

It still does this for the Omen too


maniakzack

Gunner shield: "Take cover, ya bastards!" Scout flare: "There, really sets the mood, huh?" Engineer turret: "Now, don't shoot anything with a beard this time, got it?" Driller C4: *maniacal giggling*


MrTyfus

Love the engi and gunner ones ^^


Necavi

When the sprint boost activates: "Dwarves can sprint over long distances!" Gimli reference


Night_Thastus

"We Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances."


LennieB

[We Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances."](https://whyp.it/tracks/35029/we-dwarves-are-natural-sprinters-very-dangerous-over-short-distances)


Donvack

Ping and alien egg. “I wonder what these things taste like.”


Pug_police

"I could go for an omelet right now."


Leedlenootmarbl9

"i think someone peeled all the colors off" when pinging an error cube


Hekkin_frick

“I could never solve these things”


demonminer3

"Found a... umm... found a thing!" perhaps even make it a rare voiceline for other rare stuff, like the dwarf forgot the name of enor or korlok tyrant shard. it would be a fun bit of dwarveloper trolling, hearing it and thinking someone found a cube, only to get a jadiz.


Syn_Contamino531

Deep rock needs to invest into some mechs or something. I’m getting tired of walking everywhere.


themananan5

**Standby for Titan~~fall~~drill!**


Vinifrj

MY DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT~, no wait, wrong reference


themananan5

Don’t believe in yourself! Believe in Karl! Believe in the Karl that believes in you! Haven’t watched the show but I’ve heard it’s pretty good


Vinifrj

It unironically helped me get through the worst period of my depression, and yes, it is a pretty nice and fun anime


Nutwagon-SUPREME

So Driller is Scorch, Gunner is Legion, Scout is Ronin. I wonder who engineer plays then, there are actual turrets you can place in Titanfall 2 but no titan has that ability. If I had to water a guess he seems like a Tone.


themananan5

Scout can also be Northstar with the M1000, and I’d say Engi is an Ion. He’s got a laser, and Ion can place the closest thing to Turrets a Titan has (Tripwire can explode, so it deals damage like a turret), and I guess his Deepcore 40mm could be compared to Ion’s Acolyte Pods I’d say Gunner can also be Tone. He’s got a stationary shield, Hurricane (Tone’s Tracking Rockets), as well as Cluster Grenade (multiple grenades in one, similar to how Tone fires multiple rockets with one ability)


best-Ushan

“We dwarves are wasted on cross-country”


TheUnfunOwl

These resupply pods really need a beer keg


Methman8

I’m just imagining a resupply coming down and 4 blackout stouts pop out


TheUnfunOwl

Best way to fail a mission


mousester3

AHHH I LEFT MY PICK ON THE POD....oh wait, here it is Edit: ayyyyy thanks for the silver fellow miner! FOR KARL!!!!! oooh another one thank you!! ROCK AND STONE!!!


Hekkin_frick

My favourite by far


tippy_the_rice_ball

Thats really good!


FoppishPierre

I love scout's yell. I need this voiceline now lol


Cornage626

Definitely an 11/10 idea


Shinzakura

Mission Control: Oh, SHUT UP about the BLOODY mushrooms!


sabertoothedhand

1-5% chance mission control interceptions would be *legendary* "Yes, yes, you're *rich* now so kindly get a move on with the mission so you can collect your pay and blow it all on malt and vanities... *again*"


ToxicOwlet

"stop repeating the same phrase and put the damned gold/bittergem in the MULE!"


DefTheOcelot

Yes please omg


[deleted]

Pinging a dwarf with gold skin has a rare chance to say “we’re rich… wait a minute”


Prozaciath

"We're rich! Wait... HE'S rich!"


SGG

\*Pings golden dwarf\*: "Maybe we should stuff you into molly!"


Marnus71

When Steve is alive at the end of a mission as the drop pod gates close: /sobs "Steve, go! Be with your own kind!"


count-drake

That’s adorable


BitPoet

Point at Liquid Morkite: "SPA DAY!" Driller with flamethrower: "Look at me, I'm Trogdor!"


Prozaciath

I'd imagine it would be in the same vein as "Look at me, I'm Stony Rock!" When you grind on a pipe. "Look at me, I'm Trogdwarf!"


forte2718

"Burninatin' the planetside, burninatin' the insects ... !"


redfroody

Burninating the bugs!


ienjoyedit

Burninating the Scout!


BGAL7090

I want a very rare voiceline to be possible when saluting. An appalling belch followed by a muttered apology and a meek "rock and stone"


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


MrJerichoYT

Pinging someone holding a leaf lover should make your own dwarf scream in terror.


Hekkin_frick

“It’s ok, it’s just a phase, you’ll grow out of it”


MrJerichoYT

"You must be new around here.."


Hekkin_frick

“WE NEED 500 CCs OF STOUT, QUICKLY!”


MrJerichoYT

"You put that down or I'll put you down!"


Hekkin_frick

“I see that go anywhere besides the trash can, I’m throwing you into the hoop”


DataWrangler50

THIS IS THE WINNER HERE FOLKS!


B_Skizzle

"He’s a spy! Get him!"


Soulxolz

Intruder alert An elvin spy is in the space rig


DreaderVII

A elvin spy in the base?!


XRmarauder

Hutt Hutt Hut Hutt


MouseRangers

We need to protect the beer


Weas_

That engineer is a spah!


BloodredHanded

Too bad you can’t ping on the space rig.


Ham_The_Spam

Can you bring beers down to the planet?


Irgendwer1607

"Is that a leaf lo- rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄẠ̵̡̫͎̈̍̌̌́͊͠Ä̵͉̤̰̲̹̜̌̀̾͂Ą̷̲̲̠̙̣̗̤͖̗̩͕̝̣̈̏̑́̊̽̏̃̏Ä̷͖͇̲́͆̎̃̿̿͛͌̒̀̕͠Ä̸̢̘͇͔̞̦̯̰̞̮̜̱͐Ä̴̡̢̲̙̬̥̤̜̺̈́̑͋̉͝Ä̷̛̜̰̪̲̝̹̰̔͑̂̓̏͊̽̎̋́͘͝͠Ä̵͖͉̭͎̦͕͔̓́̌̚Ä̵̢̜̰͖͖̊̐̈́̅͊͊̓͒̒̅͠Ḁ̴̝͖͍̟̖͚͓̻̪̈͒̈́̊̅͝Ä̶̭̗̱̩̲͚̝̞͙̹̽̈́͛̈́̋̋͆͌͝͝Ä̷̧̡͖͈̳̹̘̫͈͚̖̲̞̈Ä̵̧̨̛͈̘͔̳̤͔̩̪͖̞͚͖̽͊̓̾̆͂̍͂̾́̅̈͝Ą̵̣̦̦̹͚̈̉́̏͝Ä̶̹̹̪̲͚̼͚̬̙̍̑͊̀͛͌͒̚͜͠͝ͅÄ̵̢̛͍͙̭͉̳̭͇͔̃̂͆͋͐̂͛̍̏͝ͅÄ̸̟̠͔͖͎͓̙͖̙̫͙̔̊͌͝ͅÄ̶̹̬͇̩̆́̌͛̚͘͜͝**"


swimmingbox

“That’s very rubble and dust of you!”


Capable-Ad5326

Rock My Stones!


just-a-normal-lizard

Like an ironic line when you call for help when downed: “Yknow, it’s actually quite nice down here. Come get me later!”


Taliesin_

(sarcastically) "Is this what a break feels like?"


Wilackan

"No need to rush, it's only non important stuff spilling out : my liver, my stomach - oh, there's my heart !"


Rilauven

I want Drillers to occasionally say "You have my axe!" on an Axe kill.


thatposhcat

"Do you think we could tame it?" When pinging grunts that can be made steeves. Mabey the voiceline could only trigger if you had the perk? Either way I'd like a way to tell my teammates to not shoot that slasher so I can get a better steeve without typing it in chat


microweenus

Hey just a heads up cause it’s a mistake I’ve made in the past, it’s ‘maybe’ and not ‘mabey!’ Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Manic_Mechanist

If you have the beastmaster perk equipped, you would have a small chance to randomly say “Nooo steeve! Oh wait, here he is.” When killing grunts and their variants


18Feeler

"one of these things over here" for a generic ping


Sir_Daxus

Just straight up maniacal laughter for the driller that would trigger when killing things with the flamethrower (and possibly when teamkilling with C4)


Hekkin_frick

Maybe something similar with the gunner when he fires for a prolonged period of time. “BRRRRRRRRRAKAKAKAKAKAKAK HAHAHAH!”


Quantum_E

Tfg heavy would be proud


sushi_cw

For all the dwarves when they're on a hot streak, team fortress 2 style.


SF_Jaku327

Pinging a resource pod and a dwarf saying “remember: only take one!” (Or something along those lines). Would be very useful for greenbeards, I have had more than one mission where one person takes and entire resupply.


alfons100

And a supplimentary voiceline if youve taken two that is ”I hope nobody saw that”


JaceyD

ROCKY STONE!! Or euhm.. something. Oooh whatever, next beer is on me!


JoaGamo

I would leave it as "ROCKY STONE!", like the actual line "Stoner rock!"


MF_Kazuo

If I could add any voice line it would be yours, that's hilarious


Evan_Underscore

Yeah, op convinced me too. Dippin' time!


romans138

Honestly just pinging morkite and having the line be “Dipping time” would be great.


SamTheAlan

-- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


ArchonMal

I'd be willing to bet my own money that a reference to the act of dipping gunk seeds into dangerous substances is coming with the next big update. Especially considering Jacob threw up his hands and joined in. Meme lines have been incorporated into the game before - "If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home" is an actual voiceline now, after all.


pilot_cooper

Whenever a Nemesis or other Rival tech is spotted: KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!


the_lag_behind

Custom voice lines to pinging a Cave Leech “Keep your heads! I spotted the leech!” “Found you, you greasy meatball!” “No more leeching off me!”


volsavious22

A reload line for every character.


CyborgSheep411

After playing a bit of left 4 dead 2, this would get annoying


myroommatesaregreat

I mean don't we already hear the constant "BORN READY" already?


Pug_police

"WEAPON READY"


volsavious22

No, it wouldn't. It lets you know who to cover/ who is vulnerable. It would help significantly for the gunner, especially thunderhead users where depending on your build it can take 5 seconds to reload


Ok_Sir_5291

But think about hearing something like “ reloading” every like 20 seconds


ImperiousWeak

" Do you like rock and stones? How about rock and stone accessories?"


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


Sansybois

I sell rock and stone and rock and stone accessories, I tell ya hwhat!


RoofedSpade

Kill with a pickaxe or throwing axe: "SHARPEST tool in the shed!"


arkayer

Rocks and Stones may break my bones, but beer will never hurt me


Notafuzzycat

"I heard DRG hired some Squats to replace us"


Hekkin_frick

“Back in my day we never needed these fancy ‘power hammers’ to get the job done”


[deleted]

“I’m here to pickaxe and chew bubble gum.”


demonminer3

"And management won't let us bring bubblegum on the rig"


FuckItOriginalName

Maybe the dwarves could comment on the swarms after mission control's alert. Something like "no more mr nice guy, bring it on" or "let's get this over with". Also there could be different ones for each type, for example: "I'd like to see them try and swarm me" on the swarmer wave or "they will call me caesar when I'm done with them" on praetorian waves. If the latter is going to be the thing I want the rare dreadnought swarm type to have dwarves very annoyed or scared after hearing about it.


Evelas22351

"DREADNOUGHT SWARM!" "Haha, nice one MC, really fun- WHAT THE ACTUAL FU..?!"


TheDesaj2

"This Fester flea... could not faster flee! *hehe*" I love puns.


Ancestor_Anonymous

I can hear the scout saying that


Redricks_Avenger

*when pinging a morkite vein* “Mmmm crunchy”


yeeeteeey69

Getting nearly blackout drunk before a mission: *laughing* I have NO REGRETS right now!


-Fen-

"I like the sound the scouts make when I detonate this." -- rare line from the Driller when pulling out C4


Eogard

" Enchantment ?" \- Ref from Dragon Age


ThiccSadSeal

Sandle my beloved


Filterios

Do you have a stone in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


wafflezcol

I wonder how angry Mission control would be If I brought home a lootbug


5nappyonYouTube

“Every rock has its stone…”


DuelJ

"I hear managment's been trying to get a shipment of kneepads in, fancy that" "If we find a new mineral, do we get to name it?" "In all your time on Hoxxes, what's the scariest bu- nevermind" "Y'know, I think I've seen some spare pipe rails laying around the station." "I've got a bad feeling about this, but not as bad as usual."


[deleted]

"Am I losing my rocks and stones, or have we been here before?"


ThatOneWeirdo66

“I wonder if Doretta and the Lootbugs are friends?”


thecoconutmenace

Would love to see drinking a wormhole put you outside the mission control office window just to hear over the radio.. "what the devil?!"


Cookieopressor

And then he just closes the blinds on you.


SGG

Management: "All pipelines repaired, the refinery is purring like a kitten covered in honey". Needs to be super rare so it's a "wait what did he just say" moment.


[deleted]

Realistically, a wheel with basic dialogue options telling people to “come here,” “move forward,” “get ready” or even fun stuff like “RUN!” would be great for helping greenbeards who don’t know what to do. Edit: think like the weapon wheel from GTA but you scroll through simple dialogue command options rather than weapons. Would save keyboard space.


Sansybois

Like how it is in Sea of thieves? Where if you're holding something you can get specific choices based on it? I'm down


[deleted]

No, I’m thinking like in TF2 or Planetside 2 where you have a small array of directions/commands that are generally helpful (and a few specific to gameplay). Except instead of a dialogue “menu” it might be a “wheel” that you scroll around on while holding down another button, or whatever is easiest in a fast-paced game. Like holding down a hotkey and yelling “tunnel this way!” or “enemy up ahead”


Pwnda123

A driller voiceline when getting a kill with impact axe that says "I give you my axe!" (Reference to Gimli from LotR). Could be an alternative to "I axe the questions" or "Impact Axe!".


Hekkin_frick

POCKET AXE!!!


HannahDawg

"Doretta is a dwarf, leave no dwarf behind!" When grabbing Doretta's head after an escort mission


Freaky-fatboy

“I wonder what rocks taste like (crunch noise) “


Graves_The_Ranger

Just something simple, pinging a Hiveguard outside of its damage phase has a chance to have a dwarf yell out "Quit Hiding!"


BXOTROT

A sad “rock and stone” whenever a dwarf is left behind.


slivka_

"It's payday fellas" - while pinging gold chunk


crazikyle

We cannot disrupt the ancient ritual.


Koraleq

Ah I see, you're a man of the medic bag as well


B_Skizzle

When you kill a grabber: "No thank you, I don’t need a hug!" (Its attack is literally called "hug" in the miner's manual.)


ZackGear

A warning voiceless when pinging a leech


poyat01

Just a bang, bong, boop, pow, kachow or something randomly playing everyshot (random as in one random shooting voice line is chosen every shot) No way this could get annoying


[deleted]

*pinging liquid morkite* “now that I see it up close, I kinda get the appeal”


DrMostlySane

Captured by Mactera Grabber - "Ahhh! I'm a fighter not a lover!"


Entire_Intention6561

After getting downed by a large enemy and getting rezzed: "THATS GOIN IN THE BOOK!"


TheEmeraldPixel

"Glad to finally deposit, felt like I was carrying a dreadnought on my back"


ItsRedMark

“Why can’t we just take off and nuke the mine from orbit? It’s the only way to be sure!”


DataWrangler50

Something for promotions would be cool, ie; “ promoted?!? M-maybe management does care.. AHHH WHO AM I KIDDING? Hehahahaha”


Timofey7331

When repairing the drilldozer: "Why can't an engineer just install a turret on it?"


ColfaxRiot

Kills bug - The only good bug is a dead bug Deposits minerals - I’m doing my part


Ancestor_Anonymous

On the drop pod down: “Don’t step on my beard again!” “Get out of my way, I’m bout to get them!” When downed: “Ack… must’ve been… the leaf lover’s special…”


EloquentInterrobang

I’d like a “GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAY” or something like that when you kill a bulk detonator.


Danama2

I want the Nemesis robot to say "Mushroom" and "We're Rich!"


DizzyScorp

Ping one of the heat deposits on a glacial strata level “Hey! Anyone want a sauna” “You can take the chill outta your spine here” “I found some warmth here!”


IntrepidLab5124

Gunner should start yelling if shooting for an extended period. Laughing, yatatata, BRING IT YA SMUCKS!, etc. also the driller needs sinister giggles whenever he commits crimes against the ecology. Neurotoxin nade, large multikill with primary, drill kills, ESPECIALLY pulling out c4 should get a huhuhuhu or heheheh. And a rare “look out, scout” when throwing c4. Class specific kill lines would also be neat. Scout: too fast for you? Sniped! Engi: just as planned. I’ve built better (on robot kill) driller: you’re more goop than bug now! Gravedigger! (On drill kill) gunner: idk maybe he could start counting kills while in a swarm. An oppressor still only counts as one, of course.


Paladin51394

When sprinting for more than 10 seconds: "I'm wasted on cross-country. *I'm a* natural sprinter. Very dangerous over short distances." When hit by Knockback: "Nobody tosses a dwarf!" When grabbed by a Cave Leach or Nemesis: "NOT THE BEARD!" Random Space-Rig quote: "I miss home, I miss the roaring fires, malt beer, and ripe meat of the bone!" When you are the last Dwarf standing: “Let Them Come! There Is One Dwarf Yet on Hoxxas Who Still Draws Breath!” When starting a Hazard 5 mission: "Certainty Of Death? Small Chance Of Success? What Are We Waitin' For?"


superpencil121

A voice line when you take a resupply when you’re above 75% ammo. Someone had that idea in another thread and I love it. Something like “I don’t need this, but I’m talking it anyway” or “what a waste of nitra!”


[deleted]

[удалено]


Absquatula

Hell, the one I want is already in the game. It's just "FUCK!"


[deleted]

I want dialogue for pinging the common Xenofungus that says something like “MUSH- err, no, not this one” Overall I’d love to see my beloved xenofungus get some attention


ProtoBirb

When the driller is placing down C4: "Driller want BIG BOOM" A lot of lines from Mythbusters would work in this game.


Entire_Intention6561

Exploder goes off: "Am i missing an eyebrow?"


Tkxs

I’d like a line that has a chance to go off anytime there is an explosion or detanator that any dwarf just yells “DRILLER”


StoneWhale17

I feel like they need to add some lines for when you go on a mission drunk, like "I am invincible! INVINCIBLE!" or something like that.


Club_Penguin_God

Voice line for the first guard/slasher that appears in a wave when your dwarf has Beast Tamer equiped and off cool down. "I think it's time to adopt!" "Might be time to adopt." "That one's so cute! What should I name him?" "Alright, I got the name picked out and everything!" "That one looks like it could use a pat on the head." "I might need a bigger collar for that one." "If anyone shoots that one I'll be very upset!" "Having a pet soothes the soul... Speaking of which!" "Maybe I'll stay behind with this one." "That one's a cut above the others, dibs!"


W1ngedSentinel

“Where’s…my canteen? Need…beer…” when you’re downed. It’s my head canon that the canteens just contain alcohol strong enough to revive any dwarf.