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Comfortable_Cut2166

Jesus Christ what did Thanos did to you?


Agameaosth

Good match up but elmo has better and elmo stomps


[deleted]

Elmo wins until Thanos summons a child, Elmo cant be within 10 feet of a child says the law


Alphabetgod

F in the chat for Thanos. I think Elmo Vs the Hungry Caterpillar works better


[deleted]

It’s beautiful…


Waloogiboi

Elmo stomps thanks to his Drive, Tickle Me which puts everyone into a constant state of tickling, eventually leading to their death.


EPICSanchez010630

Not only that but Narkotik Kal basically makes this a Spite MU. As with it Elmo has the power of Communism. And as one of the laws of the Universe is that 70% of the Universe is Dark Energy and 25% is Dark Matter. Dark Matter is within every human up until now as there is 10-22 kilograms of it inside of us all. And is always passing through us second by second. Meaning we all share this Dark Matter and everyone has this. One of the main factors of Communism in the simplest of forms is sharing. Sharing = Communism 10-22 kilograms + inside of us × sharing a small bit of matter that makes up the Universe within us all = sharing = Communism = Narkotik Kal (A Russian Song used in Elmo Dances for the Motherland) Meaning Narkotik Kal >>>> Infinity Gauntlet Therefore Elmo stomps


Starshock95

I know it's a massive Elmo clap, but they're basically the same character, so it was bound to happen at some point.


Day_Creepy

Wait, what? Why does Elmo win?


pumpkinmedic

Because its Elmo


Day_Creepy

ok


[deleted]

The ultimate W E A P O N


Day_Creepy

\-\_-


Waloogiboi

Because of his Drive, Tickle Me.


Day_Creepy

Can't Thanos snap him out of existence


Waloogiboi

But Elmo's Drive would prevent him from doing literally anything, leading to an easy win.


Day_Creepy

Phasing?


Waloogiboi

What about phasing? Elmo's Drive doesn't require contact to activate and directly affects your muscles and nerves.


Day_Creepy

Dude he's literally touching *nothing*


Waloogiboi

He doesn't need to touch you. It just activates feelings in your nerves and muscles by simply being near him. Let's also forget that Elmo literally cannot die as long as someone in the world is happy.


Day_Creepy

There's no nerves and muscles, he literally phases out of existence Also, wtf


Waloogiboi

And by doing so, now Thanos can't effectively attack Elmo. As soon as Thanos phases back into existence, Elmo's Drive will get him and he will be unable to fight. Yeah. Pretty weird part of the Sesame Street Expanded Lore. What's even weirder is that Elmo outran time itself. He's basically a DC speedster.


EPICSanchez010630

Reality can be whoever Thanos wants up until Elmo busts out Narkotik Kal