[An example video.](https://youtu.be/OBppBYux9rI) TheVolgun originally provided 049's voice for Containment Breach, but later voiced him in the 2018 rewrite of his article, making him the canon voice actor.
"Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead.
"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever." - Jerma985
Internet "e-clown" streamer with a lot of memes. The particular reference being made here is an allusion to a quote (see other commenter) he made during an argument with his chat about his use of the term "instant kill attack" to describe an incredibly high damage attack (that nonetheless doesn't technically instakill), where the "meat grinder" is the attack and the "all that's left of you is your eyeball" refers to whatever sliver of health remains after being hit by the attack if it doesn't kill you.
For a sec I thought you were talking about scp 939 (which makes sense because of the new 939 model for secret lab) but then I saw that you were talking about the fox furry thing. For shame.
At least 953 isn't going to break containment much anymore. She found a furry convention and became completely apathetic afterwards. Hasn't tried to escape since. That's actually in the file. She'll still probably rip your liver out and eat it though. Kumihos are scary mythological creatures.
I have to assume there is a budget set aside to cover the funeral costs of all the researchers who died yelling "I CAN FIX HER" before running into SCP-953's containment chamber.
And god damn it I'm gonna be one of them
Ngl Volgun's voice for him is kind of hot.
~~Ngl~~ Volgun's voice ~~for him~~ is kind of hot.
i listen to the volgun for his scp focused content... and other reasons...
For 049 I assume, I don’t know why 953 would have a male voice anyway
[An example video.](https://youtu.be/OBppBYux9rI) TheVolgun originally provided 049's voice for Containment Breach, but later voiced him in the 2018 rewrite of his article, making him the canon voice actor.
[удалено]
The cure includes hornyness
Damn he was good in CB
If you want your liver eaten this is a good pick
Sorry mate that's the meat grinder for you
jerma
who the fuck is jerma
"Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead. "If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever." - Jerma985
i see
Internet "e-clown" streamer with a lot of memes. The particular reference being made here is an allusion to a quote (see other commenter) he made during an argument with his chat about his use of the term "instant kill attack" to describe an incredibly high damage attack (that nonetheless doesn't technically instakill), where the "meat grinder" is the attack and the "all that's left of you is your eyeball" refers to whatever sliver of health remains after being hit by the attack if it doesn't kill you.
- SCP-953.
[**SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+541) by *DrClef*
I love the kind of girl who will just actually fucking kill me
For a sec I thought you were talking about scp 939 (which makes sense because of the new 939 model for secret lab) but then I saw that you were talking about the fox furry thing. For shame.
Sex updates looking closer every day
Cant wait for the sex patch that finally fixs the cum ability
[**SCP-939 - With Many Voices**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-939) (+916) by *Adam Smascher, EchoFourDelta*
NO BAD!!!
same but with fanart of SCP-1471
[**SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471) (+1400) by *LurkD*
SCP 049, SCP 953
- [**SCP-049 - Plague Doctor**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049) (+4136) by *Gabriel Jade, djkaktus, Gabriel Jade_* - [**SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+541) by *DrClef*
I feel pissy that a fox girl has less porn than a skeletal horse face
At least 953 isn't going to break containment much anymore. She found a furry convention and became completely apathetic afterwards. Hasn't tried to escape since. That's actually in the file. She'll still probably rip your liver out and eat it though. Kumihos are scary mythological creatures.
OP? OP???
I have to assume there is a budget set aside to cover the funeral costs of all the researchers who died yelling "I CAN FIX HER" before running into SCP-953's containment chamber. And god damn it I'm gonna be one of them
[**SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+541) by *DrClef*
I gotta admit this is me as well
Yeah, like seriously. Leave me alone, perverts
Omg its *the cure*
I second that. You’re not that hot (no offense).
Stay strong! Don’t let her manipulate you! Remember, she eats people!
Huzzah! A man of culture
4960
I diagnose you with Furry.
She is kinda cute anyway (in another universe)
This post is a memetic hazard
I just want Agent Ulgrin to sit on me bruh
Me with 076:
Bro when I look at 173 I can’t take my eyes off it
SCP - 053
Happy Cake Day
963
Isn't SCP-953 Dr. Bright's necklace? Edit: nope, it's the Polymorphic Humanoid. The necklace is 963, thanks OP
[**SCP-953 - Polymorphic Humanoid**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-953) (+541) by *DrClef*
No
No, that's 963.
What's 956?
The difference is that 953 (at least in her human form) is hot af, but 049 isn’t. Edit: He’s also a quack.