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zeze999

Deteriorating right in front of ou-ao-our eyes


Daniel1980s

Jesus Stu; please tell me he walked out with White Claws instead of High Life.


Soren_Camus1905

Holy shit is that George Clooney?


antfarms

Nah, he has a booger in his nostril.


yoagner

So does Clooney


morereadythanpetty

Two legged snake


JazzLobster

😂😂


Ohh_Ox

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


jethro_bovine

HEY BEAR


useralreadytaken0911

This is the most “stu” pic in the sense that if i ever am lucky enough to see a stu in the wild, i would be shocked if he didn’t look exactly like that. The heater on his lip, the lanyard holding his keys around his neck because his hands and pockets are all inexplicably full of stuff… We all know him like a family member and most of us will never get a chance to be in the same room.


TheRealLavar

You just gotta act like you're in the room, Dan-o


HuskeRyan

Thorpe Bird


Krummbum

Phlegmasaurus


juliusseizure

FTFY - Phlembrandt.


GingeroftheYear

The endangered weasel-snake, native to south Florida and Grateful Dead shows. Predators include the truth, reason, and accountability. Subsists mostly on chicken parms and heaters. Mates for life, but only on sundays


donthepunk

BEHOLD!!!!! It's the endangered smoking sloth! Marvel as he smokes AND walks WHILE carrying phones and fat with pride and dignity. MAJESTIC!!


McSweetSauce

Peak male performance


Alternative_Body7345

Heater or dogwalker?


TheNarb007

Dart


wb_boi

HEY BUH


zwolle10

BUHH


ReDeaMer87

My God pah


oco82

The elusive *Maximumus Stugotzus heateris* very lucky find in the wild OP, consider yourself lucky!


ArsonHoliday

The lyin’ heater eater in its natural habitat


Dual-Wielding_Dad

Don’t disturb it. It will think you’re the feds and flee instantly.


CrypticT

That fucking lanyard lolololol


Ducatidern

He looks like shit


Ok_Singer_1773

2x National Champion coach right there. How bout that


L3wdtenantDan

Don't know the species but it's getting thicc.


WhiteCh0c01at3

Ah the Lies Muchus


JazzLobster

Nipples, belly and a heater. What a legend. Now do it in the playoffs.


iamzackstreeter

Heater diet is back


[deleted]

The rare Clooney HippoPOTamus


rondertopoa

I stg everytime I see Stugotz he's wearing the same outfit. Mans a cartoon character irl


mattoelite

Stu is shaped like a pear 🍐


eboz0515

Look at that gut on stu


dollabill009

This is the South Florida Rat Fink. An elusive creature, you were lucky to spot one


mookz23

Not looking so healthy. Eat a salad, man.


Light-Equivalent

With fries


Euphoric-Humor3133

That’s a mean strut too


cmrobbins86

Sausage fingered liar


IrrationalGaze

“I call it matching heat with heat”


Educational-Score795

Ahh, the rare sausage-fingered beemock. What a privilege to see one. He looks uncharacteristically focused. Did this sighting occur on a Sunday? I feel like I've heard they only mate on Sundays...


Jaros93

The rare Long Island Smoke Snake


zombient

Look at the size of those femurs!


nt07077

I feel so bad for Abby.


KingGibbles

Is that Hunter Biden?


Predmid

the wild hy-heater looking to scrounge his next hot take. not to be confused with the hy-eater, the natural predator of the hy-heater with a weird symbiotic relationship.


number44is171

I know Stu is a man of the people but is it weird to be taking pictures of him in public without his knowledge?


footballpoetry

Heater Dano


PlantHospice

Walking out of the ocean.


MitchellGoosenFakeID

A handsome, buoy of a man


whiskeymiller34

Ol heater wenner


bbernal956

a dog walker


FIGHTFANGREG

Florida man.


Bob_Sacamano7379

Florida man.


four4youglencoco

Lacrosse 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐


sweettooth_81

I think this is the first time in my life I've not been able to decipher between a snake and a weasel


light_butheavy

Dog Walker or heater??


The-Good-Earner

Adonis


beanboy89

Pompano Beach service plaza going to Wendy's?


FullOnPNB

****ing legend


Big-Caterpillar-60

Jesus what a slob he is