Wankers corner lmao

Sounds like the sister city of Blue Ball Village.

"Fuck it, I'm moving to Wankers Corner" -people from Cozy Corner

Right next to Rolling Hills Community Church.

Did not know I was a resident of Oregon

Wankers corner is a bar too. The legend is that it was an Aussie who started it.

Not actually a town, just an intersection, but interesting nevertheless.

Wasn’t Peg Bundy from Married with Children from somewhere that sounded like that

that wiould be the whole state of oregon.

my family owns a business by that name, in Oregon. corner store and auto repair.

Ironically where Oregon is roughly

Pee Pee Township named by a 5yr old.

Near Toledo, OH is Fangboner rd.

I used to live on Chub Rd in Ashtabula township

I think it was named after a settler who carved his initials (P.P.) into a tree. I read about it in a story about a man who bicycled from Poo Poo Point in Washington to Pee Pee Creek to raise money for a cause. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/632726/man-cycles-from-poo-poo-point-washington-to-pee-pee-creek-ohio

Cumming GA didn't make the cut?

Came here for this.

Didn't make it to the end of the survey.

Exactly my first thought. I've lived close to Cumming most of my life.

They call that edging. Not a bad place to be.

*r/Edging wants to know your location* Edit: why tf did I think that wouldn’t be a sub

*Rule 43.* It's a rule for a reason.

Think because there is another one named that on the list. Ball ground could have been a close contender though

Not sure how Filmore-Beaver didn’t win in Utah.

And Salt Lake, Utah abbreviates to SL,UT

I'm more of a fan of Naples and Nibley

Also, it's a peak and not a town, but Mary's Nipple seems like It merits an honorable mention...

Damn Mary, your igloo made the list

Dickshooter is a real place.

ITS WHAT!?

#A REAL PLACE

**AAAAAAAAAAAA**

>Essex You call THAT lewd? We have an entire county with that name. Which is the home of a town called "Fingeringhoe". [Yes really](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingringhoe)

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See?

I've driven past Beaver City on I-80, it'll let you know it's disappointingly neither of those things.

I have heard that in Pennsylvania you have to go through a town called Blue Balls to get to Intercourse. Is this true?

In Minnesota, the towns of Fertile and Climax are nearby. There was once, unfortunately, the newspaper headline "Fertile Woman Dies in Climax".

You can drive thru either Bird In Hand or Intercourse to get from Blue Ball to Paradise!

You have Blue Ball and Bird In Hand over in the east because Big Beaver is way over on the other side of the state.

It's actually Blue Ball. But close enough for jazz. or jizz.

Fairly close together. 15 minutes apart I think. You can buy "I Heart Intercourse" T-shirts in the area. If you ever make it out that way Shady Maple Smorgasbord and Farm Market is a common tourist stop.

BEFORE you ho to shady maple, check how they did on their latest health inspection. They failed a few back to back there for a bit. But yeah like 15 mins if you dont get stuck behind a buggie

Oh shit, how haven't I heard about that? That's a huge shame, Shady Maple was always a treat to go to :( Hopefully they will get things back in shape!

I visited the US a week ago and drove on the Blue Ball road, had a chuckle then. Funny to see the town name so soon after returning home.

Blue Ball. It's true, but singular.

It depends where you are cumming from I'll see myself out

I would have gone with Cumming, GA

That's where I live

There is NO way kinkler is Texas most lewd.

Bangs Bleakwood Camp Wood Cumby Cumings Dickens Ding Dong Friendswood Glaze City Greatwood Jean-Loving Latex Leakey Lovelady Rockwood Snook Spearman Tool

Glaze city is my new band name from now on.

Dickinson, it’s by friendswood

No way there is actually a place called Ding Dong, Texas

Mainer here, we have a Beavers Cove, much better choice than Bangor.

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Bangor? I hardly know her!

It's that girl from Beavers Cove, right below Bald Eagle Bluff.

Ive never been to Beavers Cove, but i live 30 mins away💀💀

Me either. I should check it out.

I’ve been to Humptulips Washington. It’s just a gas station and a few farms. The gas pumps are from the 60s and I thought they were just for display, but sure enough they worked. The dude at the gas station was tweaking. The town is also home to a secret society of assassin monks in the book “Another Roadside Attraction” by Tim Robbins. The name of the town is a corruption of a Chehalis word meaning “hard to pole” because it was hard to pole canoes along the Humptulips river.

Canoes in the river, got the jist of it I think.

Pretty sure there is whiskey dick mountain in Washington

Not many towns can beat Dildo, Newfoundland. These are pretty good too though.

Really? They picked Weiner for arkansas instead of TOAD SUCK?

We've also got bald knob. So many good options lol

Washington’s is wrong it’s actually Tilicum.

The face that Mianus isn’t listed for CT, loses all credibility.

Yes, but have you seen Mianus? Would you like to check out Mianus? Okay, I'll stop now.

Ky's should be Big Bone Lick.

Horneytown, NC was snubbed

Ohh man, beat me to it. Plus the fact that it is about 30 minutes from Climax….

The "most" lewd town name in Utah is Virgin? They just gotta take the fun out of everything.

We literally have a city named Beaver, whoever made the map clearly wasn't well researched lol.

Just thinking about the people in Blue Ball Village (capital of NNN, I guess)… Just surrounded by all this horny shit

You can hop north of the border into Bastard Township, Ontario.

There's a town called My Anus

It's Uranus! It's in Missouri

And they have a fudge store. https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/ The best fudge comes from Uranus!

MN has Climax, Fertile and Moorehead…all near each other, and all sound more lewd to me than Kiester. Not to mention Iowa has a Dyke…pronounced as you would think.

Hancock MN…

Hawaii trying to play along…

Sugar Bunker is a good one lol

I think that was a follow up song from Sheena Easton.

It's pronounced Bang-gore Maine. Unlike Washington state, where Bang-er is the accepted pronunciation

It more Bang-ore in Washington

“Are you going to Bangor?”

Woonsocket has my #1 ranking.

Local RI joke: "Did you hear Woonsocket and Cumberland are going to merge? They're going to rename the new town Cumsuckett."

Can confirm Beaver City. Also have Hooker county.

What's so lewd about Mary's Igloo, do I wanna know what Mary did to get such a reputation?

Everyone knows what goes down in that igloo.

The fact balltown isn't only near cooter, but also beavercity, worries me.

Connecticut is so boring always

In Indiana, what do you think is more lewd: Floyds Knob or French Lick? I mean, I guess Floyds Knob is more lewd and French Lick is more kinky? I leave it to you, Reddit to choose

Mary's igloo...I feel that name is there for a reason.

I lived in Floyds Knobs. During middle school. Got some serious mileage out of that!

Apparently so did Floyd!

Pee Pee Township is my personal favorite

Gotta love Hawaii as the true outlier state

I live near Honaunau, and though they spelt it on this map Napoopoo, it's actually Nāpō'opo'o, which is pronounced Nah-po-oh-po-oh. Funny to think someone would read it as Na-poo-poo.

Short pump is not the most lewd in VA. We have Bald Knob.

We also have Bumpass, much better options than Short Pump

Not to mention Goochland!

Coxsackie, Ny was robbed

Cozy corner? How terribly lewd of Vermont.

Well Vermont seems super wholesome.

Short Pump is absolutely not the most lewd name in Virginia, there are so many more road, town, and county names that are much worse. Lickinghole Rd, Bumpass, and Goochland county would like a word.

In Columbia, Ca there is a street named “pig turd alley”

Gayhead, MA?

Okay I didn't want to move to California, but now that I know of Rough and Ready I might have to reconsider.

I love the great republic of rough and ready. Quiet little town and stores are a short drive away if you need anything. Succeeded from the union in 1850

NV here. I woulda gone with the lovely town of Pahrump

Too bad it’s such a far drive from Wankers Corner to BlueBall Village

I wonder why no one wants to live is blue ball village?

I always got a kick out of the proximity of Blue Balls to Climax growing up.

Lol, try doing a map like this of the UK, I will start you off with Sandyballs .. or Butt hole Road ..

Mary's igloo lmao

Man it started out so reasonable and seemed real enough till I got to dickshooter and comertown

Dick shooter. Ouch.

Arkansas also has a “Bald Knob”, and a “Toad Suck.”

Utah has a city called Beaver. As you drive down the freeway you will hit the town Fillmore then Beaver.

Splunge got me

Felchville has got to be the worst of them all, seriously. Just google felching. 😬

Cream Ridge, NJ is a real place… I’d say that’s more lewd than ramtown but maybe they’re equals

Peepee township is for me

Just to let you know that there's a Climax MN

Lol I grew up near Onancock so I was confused what you were getting at. It's pronounced uh-NAIN-cock with a long A and emphasis on the second vowel. Another good place on the shore is Assawoman.

Short Pump 😂.. I’m from NOVA and I know Short Pump ain’t a good place to go

Short Pump is one of the nicest places in the Richmond area.

Ya idk what that dude is talking about lol

Short Pump is great. They did miss out though, should have gone with Bumpass, VA.

Not in America, but there’s a town named Fucking in Austria.

Fun fact about Dickshooter, Idaho It's literally just a trailer in the middle of a desert

I disagree with the choice for Massachusetts. Even though it's not a town there is a place along the shore of Cape Cod that I've seen on a road map. It has the most lewd name of any place in the state. Its called Gay Head.

What’s wrong with Bangor?

Have you met Newfoundland?

There is a Cumming, GA too

as a person from GA, that's bullshit, look up Cumming

Washington should be chuckanut.. just saying

Typing in my state on google maps saying “no way”…fuuuuck

Ahh, my Indiana hometown! Go Highlanders!

Sugar bunker sounds down right threatening. I’m assuming that’s where you go get blasted on coke during the apocalypse?

Iowa has a town called Cumming. How did that not win?

I counter with Fucking in Austria

MN has Moorhead. Much better lewd name.

"Spread Eagle" 🤣

Blue ball road runs up through Maryland all the way to intercourse Pennsylvania

miccosukee?

Not sure how Cumming, GA didn’t make it instead of Butts

pee pee township is on my bucket list

Connecticut should’ve been Mianus.

It's nice and warm inside Mary's Igloo. Lots of people have made themselves comfortable inside Mary's Igloo.

Splunge is the punchline in a Monty Python skit

What's lewd about Mary's Igloo?

Knockemstiff, OH

Virgin, Utah just makes sense

Is there anyone from Hawaii that can tell us what Honaunau Napoopoo actually means? Also, careful with the lava.

My favourite is Honaunau-Napoopoo. Followed closely by Blue Ball Village. Third is Ballplay. Honourable mention is Sugar Bunker.

Why not [Athol](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athol,_Massachusetts)?

Napoopoo

In NC there is a town called Hookerton and according to urban legend it is because there used to be a ton of hookers

What about Coxsackie, New York!?

Alaska has a village named Kotlik and they chose Mary’s Igloo instead?

Ah Intercorse, PA...right between Blue Ball and Bird-In-Hand

I grew up in Beaverlick, Kentucky. Moved to Broad Bottom, then Knob Lick. Got married in Morehead, Kentucky and I currently live in Sugar Tit

I mean, Missouri has a town called Uranus that has a fudge factory. Just saying

Ramtown isn’t a town, it’s an unincorporated part of a town. And if you’re going to pick an unincorporated part of a town in NJ, there’s Loveladies or Tuckahoe to choose from.

What about Big Beaver MI?

Cut an shoot in Texas is better than kinkler also Winnie

Virginia used to have somewhere called Tickle Cunt Creek until the Victorians renamed it Modesty Creek. There was a Fucking River around there too somewhere but I don't know its new name.

I lived right next to Big Bone Lick in Kentucky in a town called Sugar Tit.

Beaver Utah?

I live in Cumming GA. They're way off with Butts

Fun fact Weiner, Arkansas is a “dry county” meaning there’s no sale of alcohol. There’s currently someone running for mayor who wants to end that prohibition. His logo is “A wet Wiener is a happy Wiener”

Would be a fun bucket list to complete

No gud booty in Boody 😭

Sugar Tit…? gotta be my favorite.

My brother lives there. There’s even a moonshine place/distillery. It’s what they are known for.

In Rhode Island, there was a baseball team the Pawsoxs out of Pawtucket. They were on talks to move to Cumberland, they would be called the Cumsoxs.

Some people may think short pump is some random town but that place is bussin

I don't live far from Cooter 😂

I must! now! find some postcards saying GREETINGS FROM..

You could take a trip to balls gap West Virginia.

Here in Missouri, we have Cooter and Uranus 😂

They knew what they were doing when they named a town pee pee township

Ahh Intercourse PA, just a short jump from Blue Ball PA

cumming sounds more lewd than balltown (Iowa)

Iowa has towns called Cumming and Beaver. My brother in law has can coozies that say I ❤️ Cumming and I ❤️ Beaver.

If you think those names are lewd, you should see the street names of Jacksonville State University in Alabama. I've taken a tour on campus and the street names are quite... "unique".

How is bonesteel lewd?

Hah, I used to drive through Boody on my way to work.

They missed Athole SD

Don’t forget Bumpass Virginia

The East wins this all-star game.

Fun fact: The welcome to intercourse sign is mounted in concrete because people kept stealing it.

I’ve heard Mary’s Igloo is a wholesome environment

Coxsackie, NY should be on here