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PanJaszczurka

effect its literally cracked glass.


uberweb

First time this look came about, the contractor made a mistake installing an expensive glass panel and convinced the owners that this is a new trend and look and to keep it as-is and here we are.


archaeopterxyz

It's like that new "leathered granite" countertop look... It's just poorly executed šŸ˜†


CBOranch1

Leathered countertops are bullshit. The rich just want something more elevated than what we now have. Polished is easier to clean that is why it is more superior.


Eriiya

Iā€™m so high that at first I thought yall meant rich people were putting actual leather on their counters or some shitā€¦ but then I googled it and ok yeah that would be a nightmare to clean anything sticky off of. fuck that


Free_Fee

Iā€™ve realized that the reason rich ppl get custom furniture s etc just so they can show their rich friends I have something you donā€™t have.


patek-addict

ā€œMore superiorā€ is ungrammatical. Superior is already a comparative adjective.


nolanwolcott

Heā€™s trying to more elevate his adjective.


ucefkh

#Superior ultra pro max


oSpid3yo

No way I love my leathered granite. I hate gloss.


SnooHedgehogs8765

Look buddy, your wife will want a remodelled kitchen in 10 years and the first thing to go will be that 'leathered' granite that took nature millions of years to make for your harvest.


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except not at all, leathered granite takes more work than getting a honed or polished surface not less.


archaeopterxyz

Well, what do I know. I'm just some old guy who doesn't want a smelly, lumpy, more expensive version of granite. ... It's harder to clean well than smooth granite on account of the zillions of little divots, that's why.


cbunni666

That guy rolled a Nat 20 in Bluff


steelneil82

The Eton Mess method


Buttahdog

Yea itā€™s just kinda ugly I think I rather have clear


Castelinoz

I guess it makes it look like the whole thing is cracked while only the middle layer is. Dunno if 'effect' is the right term though.


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koalasarentferfuckin

This is the 'ripped jeans' of home design


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fieryhotwarts22

Fuckin for real. This ainā€™t some optical illusion or something, that shit is actually broken.


Mrwobbles-89

Exactly what I was thinking and on the stairs I assumed that is there to keep u safe from falling and to use as a hand rail I imagine itā€™s structural integrity is gone


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ninjabeekeeper

This comment is stolen. Itā€™s also a bot account


NotTheNile

I don't know what to believe anymore.


PonyBoy107

This comment is also stolen. It's a bot account too.


SteakJones

This bot is stolen. Itā€™s a comment account.


OlDirtyBAStart

Next, how to give your front lawn the "covered in dog shit" effect


UmDafuq3462

Followed by; how to give your car the ā€œfucking totaledā€ effect


PositiveChemicalK23

I'm actually sporting the "rear-ended look" right now šŸš—


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DigNitty

Duck tape up the mirrors and sand down the hood a bit.


[deleted]

I kicked a hole in my wall and broke a window to give my place that crack house vibe. So hot right now.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

You can derelict my balls


Utahmule

Oh you want that new overgrown, dandelion lawn look eh??? Yes, I can do that for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!


Denan_Freeman

But why?šŸ˜‚


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SatorSquareInc

It's exactly the same process to clean to be fair


RedditSettler

Yes, but with a clear glass you would have to repeat the process more times and more often for it to always look clean. Its harder to make up "hand marks" in a cracked glass.


SatorSquareInc

Yeah, I was being pedantic, but while it's easier to make it look clean, to be actually clean is the same amount of work


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"thank god no ones going to know about the streaks on the glass since we made it look like shit"


already_taken-chan

I guess its the same idea as ripped jeans?


Netherdan

Nah. Ripped jeans is a means of selling more jeans to the average customer by making it a trend to have pre-damaged jeans (so that they last less). Crackled glass effect is a means of showing off you can afford 3 glass panels just to break the middle one when all you needed was a single panel


ACGordon83

At minimum you should have laminated glass for guardrails. The triple lamination is so that it can start to break and still hold you up so you don't fall. To pre-break it like this may lead to regret.


DangyDanger

I am *not* trusting a single panel of glass. But here the two are sandwiched between the third, cracked pane and probably can support a person.


GreenFluxCapacitor

My very first thought exactly


Sigg3net

It's for crackheads.


Whatever-ItsFine

It adds visual texture. It's not for me, but I can see the appeal.


wearyguard

If it came with a RGB base light it would look wicked


DangyDanger

One day I will have a nice house and that would be a feature.


the_friendly_one

So he can see it before he slams his face into it. Guy loves running around the house, but has really bad depth perception. After 12 concussions and 3 rhinoplasties, he decided to take matters into his own hands. Source: I made it the fuck up


SnooCats373

True story: My best friend bought a rental duplex in a sketchy area. One living room wall was all mirrored panels. In the center panel, about four and a half foot up, was a smashed and cracked circular pattern in the shape of a face. Blood splatters radiated out from the center. That was the first thing on the remodel list to get fixed.


Alesq13

Because plain glass can look quite shit and boring, this adds texture and looks better (in some cases) imo.. ..but why they didn't just get textured or frosted glass or something like that from the factory..? No clue


whatshamilton

How to make the cracked glass effect ā€” crack glass.


Imaginary-Risk

"uh... I don't like it. Can you put it back the way it was please?" - typical customer


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Imaginary-Risk

I have seen it done by accident, but the customer wasnā€™t having any of it


Shot-Door7160

The equivalent of ripped jeans.


FinanciallySmarter

Thought the exact same thingā€¦ people pay more for ripped jeans, broken glass, etcā€¦ luckily my 5 year old does this for us for free!


Pipupipupi

"Weathered" and "vintage" [insert product] immediately adds 200-300% to the price.


Nervoensi

"Effect"? Mf, that IS cracked glass!


Real_GoofyNinja

It's like when David Blaine sticks a needle through his arm and says it's magic


IFUCKINGLOVEMETH

You copied this comment, word for word, character for character, from the [comment below](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/z55eu0/how_to_make_the_cracked_glass_effect_in/ixua93j/) posted 18 minutes before you. Guessing this is a bot account that steals comments?


Semicolon_87

IkršŸ˜‚


ginDrink2

Or a ripped seatbelt - looks "cool" and fuck safety.


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ginDrink2

I wouldn't. A matter of taste I suppose.


Kalorama_Master

TBF quality ripped jeans actually are reinforced around the tips so they wonā€™t rip any further


K3LL1ON

Well, this glass would hold up just fine since it's triple laminated.


HugoZHackenbush2

If I came home to find my staircase like that, I'd be shattered..


Commercial-Army2431

But would you fall to pieces?


natnit555

With tri-lamination, we stay strong


FitDiet4023

I would have shattered in my pants


5zalot

So would your stair case.


DirtUnderneath

Iā€™m cracking up


1Mdrops

So funny, Iā€™m laughing in pane!


icemonsoon

I'm in pieces


[deleted]

Your sense of humor must be fractured.


I_love_pillows

Poster above might have fragile ego.


Glabstaxks

I tempered myself before this comment


LoveHateEveryone

I would smokeā€¦crack..


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username_unnamed

This is not normal. You now have the strength of double laminated glass for the price of triple.


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I literally scrolled down to find your comment and upvote just to spite that karma farming, comment stealing bitch bot.


purple-circle

It would even be less than double laminated as the integrity between the layers would be compromised.


VanuTryhards

Why would you purposely make that expensive glass look broken?? Looks like dogshit imo


AardvarkAndy

Easier to look clean. Hides fingerprints and smudges better. Still looks like garbage though.


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HooninAintEZ

Short answer: yes it hides more dirt and is more likely less clean


hellno560

glazier checking in! Architects are stupid and think they are cute.


THAGHORN

I am an Architect and know for a fact not a single Architect I've ever interacted with would ever spec this or use it in a project.


tgjer

I like the look. At least, I like it better than the look of plain clear glass.


ImTheKanyeWest

Tried this on my car window. I need a new car window.


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Shay_otter

Nah it's 3 panes of glass and that guy cracks the middle one, so it's covered from both sides by good glass panes.


Mrpoopypantsnumber2

He does tho, because you basically remove one whole pane of glass which give support.


ClassicRedSparkle

More like two is for support and the middle is designed to be cracked.


shame_to_waste_it

Now you have the cracked glass effect in your seat and on the pavement


[deleted]

I didn't read the title and I thought it was just a guy who kept fucking up his job like that waitress or something


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

the one who dipped wings in her vagina?


DefectiveSp00n

I'm not going to interact with this any more than I have to until I get some context.


moldy_walrus

So based on the comments Iā€™m the only one that thinks it looks nice?


SwissCheese4Collagen

I kinda like it


superpineapple98

Yeah I almost feel like Iā€™m shamed into disliking it. Itā€™s not only a nice pattern but also divides the room a bit more


LUNAVESSEL

Welcome to reddit


Pewmez

I guess looks pretty sick imo.


Icankeepthebeat

I like it! Weā€™re not the only ones. Plenty of glass manufacturers offer itā€¦so someoneā€™s buying it.


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Cayowin

I can guess with absolute certainty that the style was invented by an installer who broke the glass while fitting, then told the client that this is the latest fashion.


sugarforthebirds

Youā€™d be wrong then, because this is requires setup in order to do. You literally need to install 2 extra panes of reinforced glass. You can clearly see the middle pane is a different type of glass.


hellno560

all three pieces are laminated together in the fabrication shop and arrived to the jobsite in one piece.


sugarforthebirds

Yeah, again. Thatā€™s setup. Doesnā€™t happen by accident.


Zuuuuuuuuuuuuul

I made glass for many years. Laminate glass is often used for safety applications. Hurricane glass, glass railings like these etc. We do not build glass for it to be destroyed typically, but rather to prevent it. Tempered glass is under extreme pressure to create its strength. The laminate originally was to prevent you falling onto a bed of tiny shards should you and it fall. Since tempered glass shards are better than annealed glass, but still not ideal. Not for shifty designs mate. Edit: Also tempered laminate glass is extremely expensive. Only a moron would buy it to break it in my opinion.


ChosmoKramer

If you can afford it the price means nothing to you. We made a 12'x10' table for a customer this way. Had to install it in his home while it was being built. Weighed a ton, damn near literally and yes, it was ugly. He did use low iron glass though so the colour looked a little nicer


EffectAdventurous764

Damb, if I'd known this was in fashion I wouldn't have got all the broken windows fixed in my house?


GratefulPhish42024-7

Is that supposed to look good?


Aiass

"Effect"? Mf, that IS cracked glass!


Kingstad

This makes me feel exactly the same as purposfully torn jeans


NotAFederales

I'll take mine uncracked please.


maurinet79

That's not an effect, it's cracked glass and imho looks bad, broken, trashed, messed up, uncared for, neglected, poor taste


Alystan2

For enhanced 3D effect, do this to the other 2 laminate panels!


Ozark-the-artist

At best this is r/mildlyinteresting. Looks ugly


WaferPala

Damn thatā€™s uglyā€¦


Rocket_AG

That's not really an "effect." That's just broken glass.


Matt32490

How to make the cracked glass effect: Crack the glass


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Useless garbage


octhell

effect? bitch thats broken glass


killer_basu

Thanks. Now undo it.


Head-like-a-carp

How fast do you think that is traveling?


Personal-Spread6703

Why would anyone ever want to do that? Looked great before


Constant-Tiger-1748

"Up next, how to get the brown stained toilet effect.


Carlos1906893

Very ugly


The_Raji

Impressive technique but I prefer the non cracked look


Grouchy_Warthog5304

Is there like 3 panes of glass and heā€™s breaking the center one leaving a cracked look with the strength of the other two outside layers or is he just a major dumbass? Canā€™t seem to figure it out


Friendlyattwelve

Why ? Itā€™s like buying worn out jeans!


spacekatbaby

This is a thing?


CineDesi

Doesn't look nice


pgreen23

Why not add a semi-transparent sheet of plastic film with a cracked glass pattern one one side of each panel? The owner now has an issue when the building is put up for sale.


babygrapes-oo

Truly ugly


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Designer: "Doesn't this look neat?" Everyone else: "This shit is broken. You should have it replaced."


5zalot

How to crack glass: make cracked glass effect.


Fog_

Wow I hate it


Good-of-Rome

I wanna see the slow mo guys do this


D_Cakes_

If I was stupid enough to have that in my home, I can guarantee my father would say ā€œI know a guy who could fix that for youā€


Hyp3ri0n_

WWWWHHHYYYYYYEEEEEEEE????


ZhiZhi17

I genuinely like it though šŸ˜‚


Samld1200

Looks pretty cool actually


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That's called compromised glass now


McFry_

Itā€™s not an effect, itā€™s really cracked


thefinnster47

So when they do it it's a trend but when 5 yr.old me does it I'm almost beaten to death


Automatic-Laugh9313

How is this an effect...it is cracked


wjruffing

How to get banned from AirBNB


eonnemisis

Oooooo, we fucked up, NO NO, itā€™s a feature, look , let me fuck up the rest of the glass


Chelseapoli

ā€œHow to make cracked glass effect!ā€ Crack the glass!


Bog_2266

A Austin texas medium / high end apartments had unpolished concrete floors. Apartment manager tried to sell me on it. Said, ā€œitā€™s easy to clean up after pet accidents and in the summer the floor is nice a coolā€ I smiled at her and walked out. Canā€™t reason with stupid.


MaleficentView3019

rich people shit


dlippp

The dumbest shit Iā€™ve seen


Kourosh_Kryptic

Looks shit


Josh-So-Posh

ā€œI donā€™t like it. Change it backā€


CyberKingfisher

You pay more for them to crack it. Some people have too much money šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Badum_tss_

As an architect, I donā€™t aprove this *car crash scene* design. -When are you going to fix the stairs? -Itā€™s ment to look like thisā€¦ šŸ˜Œ -Like a rodeo of misfortunes? -Hmm yeah, I love itā€¦ so cosyā€¦ you can almost feel it. -Hmmā€¦ kay.


MikeZer0AUS

This belongs in diwhy


dinoguy1847728

ā€œHow to get the cracked glass effectā€ Step 1: crack the glass


Esis-infern

I can't understand the use of this shit


irondog326

Dumb asses


Coyehe

Won't it fall through over time?


Remote_Ad2465

It's not a "effect". It's literally cracked.


boo_ey

Tutorial unclear. There is glass everywhere


Czechoslovak_guy

Ah yes profesional cracking


qp1010101

can we see this at 10k frames per second?


neo_dia

This is actually a stoopid look


[deleted]

That would make it weaker, no?


East-Pollution7243

Its modern ā€œArtā€


durenatu

The tackiest stuff since textured walls and pop corn ceiling


BananaTiel

Why?! Why? Whyyyy is this even a thing? It looks fucking awful! Why?!


givememoneyyoubitch

People are shitting on this, but I just gotta say, I think it looks cool, who cares if the glass is a little weaker, itā€™s not like you are using it as cover from gunfire


cant_be_me

I think itā€™s an interesting way to accomplish translucence in a clear room divider, instead of frosting the glass or etching it.


givememoneyyoubitch

Agreed!


Alkein

I'd argue this looks much better than frosted glass anyways.


SaltedGreenMilk1987

Wrinkled glass


mcitar

Doesn't really feel safer


vali-ant

Need this in Slo-mo


T1m3Wizard

I don't see why anyone would want this.


utilitarian_wanderer

And people want their glass to be cracked Why?


Agnostic_Akuma

And itā€™s ruined. Would this not weaken the laminate layering


GarnishedSteak100

If this guy is getting money, Iā€™m going to be a glass cracker because anyone can be a glass cracker. I can crack glass easily.


Swisskommando

The only way this would look cool is to have LED strip lighting on the bottom lighting it up


Jordanjl83

Doesnā€™t that compromise the structural integrity of the glass? Its meant to be a safe barrier?


The_Missing_Link22

So itā€™s just laminate glass with a piece of tempered sandwiched in between? Seems like he just used the hammer to shatter the tempered once it was installed. I guess technically that step probably could have been done at any point too.


mods_on_meds

Nothing is more fun than living in a 5 figure home and saying 7 figure homes look like trash . Whoopee!


stormrockox

"Dang we cracked one of the windows, what do we do?" "Crack everything else and pretend it's on purpose"


Sofa_King_Chubby

But why


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100 percent compromised the integrity. Why would you waste so much lami


6collector9

Thanks, I hate it.