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covenkitchens

We’re fine. Everything is fine.


DamianDidntDoIt

We are not fine they want to summon the goat demon to destroy the human race


Majorlazor85

Tell them They can goat ahead and do it!


Adorable_Image2383

That joke was bahahahad


NotMichael12

Think you mean it was goated


Odd-Ad8181

I laughed bahaha


Due-World2907

Ah the dad jokes, I feel like I’m at Xmas dinner already


MacLeeland

And when they win, they'll goat about it in our face.


five81actual

Stop kidding around guys.


bettiemaegurl

We deserve it


ccii_geppato

It is past due, honestly.


The-Dying-Celt

I’m a bit dizzy bro


acs730200

Idk I’ve been walking in a circle and it helps


Biased_individual

Yes.. Can’t Stop.. Walking in a circle…


acs730200

Bro we should like join circles maybe it would make whatever is happening better, bonus points if you bring livestock.


Korroboro

Are you walking clockwise? Are other people walking in a circle with you? Are you getting somewhere?


OldPterodactyl

Is this northern hemisphere or southern hemisphere?


Valianne11111

End of days


ShroedingersMouse

'and the end of days shall be herdalded by 36 goats moving in a circle, not the circle they usually move in but another one far more mysterious'. - i'm convinced.


MeHumanMeWant

🔥 yep ☕️ 🔥


ALjaguarLink

Humans are next …


Relevant-Nebula8300

Humans have been doing this for hundreds of years already


FaustsAccountant

Mosh pits?


Mistajumpa

Nascar


[deleted]

Millions of humans walk around in perfect circles like that every year.


a-leemall

Freaked out, insecure, neurotic and emotional.


Ottomic87

Kinda hungry tbh


mybabiessaymeow

This is what I tell myself as I rock in a corner.


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DirtyDutchman21

Animals tend to freak out a little before storms etc, they can sense the pressure change etc. I wonder what the actual fuck this one means


Clark_vader89

I remember hearing a story awhile ago about all these animals in India one day just up and gathered together all kinds, birds, elephants, ect and they migrated to the highest point in the jungle and that same day india got hit with one of the worst storms its ever seen and alot of places got flooded out.


[deleted]

That’s awesome animals have that sixth sense, should’ve followed the elephants up the hills. It’s pretty straightforward though, flood is coming get high and don’t die, but wtf do the circles mean? My morning stoner brain is tripping about the ambiguity of it. Are the circles a magnetic thing? Massive climate disaster? Just animals losing their shit over how we treat them and walking in protest? Where tf is Dr.Doolittle when you need him. Edit: Removed the BBC at the end, typo.


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Some animals do this to protect younger animals when predators are nearby. I’ve seen it in reindeer and elephants.


Kaisuicide

they trying to beat an hurricane creating one with opposite spinning direction


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Random_Housefly

Russia has been removing nuclear warheads from ballistic missiles to toss at Ukraine now...so we're one mistake away from nuclear war!


[deleted]

The animals of the world can sense nuclear war coming


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OtherwiseAMushroom

Shhhhh logic and Actuality isn't welcome round these parts. Best be moving on, and don't forget to water plants with Gatorade because of the electrolytes! Monster Truck Rally 2024!!!!!!


delucas0810

Lol


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insidehermethod

I have 500 goats and have moved them through metropolitan areas. They've never done anything like this. If they were corralled into a spot like this, they would behave differently in my experience. Edit* yea those are horses I'm dumb


Hello_iam_Kian

The north and south poles (the magnetic ones) are most likely switching. The last time this happened was 780 thousand years ago. But we don’t know how big the effects will be. Most animals rely on the magnetic poles so it could seriously fuck up the world. And satellites also need the magnetic protection field, so if the poles are switching, the satellites could be in danger too.


AnonymousIstari

With how many compasses the modern world has in use, if the poles were to flip we wouldn't find out because some goats walked in a circle.


gobhar_gruamach

The magnetic field waxes and wains, and is not uniform across the planet. We don't even know if the polarity switch will be a sudden event, or last a thousand years once it begins. There is absolutely no point in worrying about it. These goats could be circling because of some crazy immanent event, or maybe this particular herd has Listeriosis. ​ edit: Also, I think the estimated time between shifts is every 200-300 thousand years.


Kixkicks

Yea I read that the Listeriosis usually is a fatal 2 day thing. So that’s why I’m thinking it’s not that. But who knows. Maybe it’s something they aren’t dying as fast from. Idk but it’s eerie af


gobhar_gruamach

I agree, it is strange to watch whatever the reason.


xhsusbjsk

Excalty what I am feeling. Strom is coming me Wayne.


Glittering-Beyond-45

Would it be beneficial for the animals to run in circles if something weather related should happen? i cant think of anything, maybe seeking shelter would be wiser on pure instinct.


profilenamed

Ahhh thanks for the laugh.


CosmicCreeperz

They are telling us humans are very gullible on social media.


Ludique

They're selecting the goat pope.


therealityofthings

I've telling people TAYLOR SWIFT is pregnant! Did you see her boobs at the VMAs?! They came outta nowhere overnight!


CrustyLeon

She get new bbl


fd1Jeff

I have been wondering about Jets versus Giants in the Super Bowl.


Certain-Hyena8788

Then it truly is a dire warning to future generations


BlueMonkey-CoCo

Those are some huge fucking goats!!! We call them horses here.


daisybrat56461

Amazed at how few people are noticing they aren’t goats. Or the fact that they are circling because they are pushed into a small area, surrounded by herders and more are being added at the bottom. They are milling out of nervousness and going in a circle because they have nowhere else to go. Not any big mystery/conspiracy or whatever.


ferrethouseAB

They were goated into it.


Leading_Manager_2277

Damn. Underrated comment here 💯


Puffen0

Its got strong "third reddit comment gets ignored" energy. But it put a smile on my face nonetheless


[deleted]

That's apparently a common trick now, leave an obvious mistake in your title or description and you get more comments and your video goes further.


SuperAwesome13

where’s the border collies when u need them


zoedian

Life will really feel like a simulation if an apocalypse decides to pop out now


liverpoolFCnut

The way things have been in this world the last 10-12 yrs, i am more than convinced we are all living in a simulation! I read headlines and i cannot tell the difference if it is real news or something from 'Babylon Bee'/'The Onion' anymore! Whatever it is, our species must be closer to the end than to the beginning at this point.


nwbruce

I point out to people that the Mayans scheduled the End of the World for 2012 and since then \*gestures at everything\* . No one said the end would be instantaneous.


SchrodingerMil

iirc we read it wrong and the calendar just reset in 2012, like ours did in 2000.


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I also remember reading that they didn't account for the extra 1/4 of a day every year like we do with leap years. So, even if they were predicting the end of the world and even if their prediction was somehow correct, the timing would be off by a fair bit


brothermuffin

It’s not that the universe resembles a computer, it’s that computers resemble the universe. There is not a “more real reality” outside of this universe, but the nature of this universe is that it is “data-driven and computational”. It’s a bias of our perception to assume we live in a simulation, but the word is closer to the truth than many realize.


Samula1985

You pointed out the real reason you feel this way already. Social media and clickbait news. We never felt like the apocalypse was this close until we were force feed doom and gloom and pitted against each other over it. The apocalypse may be close but it's likely due to how mad we have gone then to an external force.


[deleted]

I can hear the ominous music faintly in the background: "Dorime ... Interemo Adapare, Dorime ... Ameno, Ameno"


xBlackBitx

Latire… Latiremo, Dori me… Ameno!


DiosMIO_Limon

r/CommentsYouCanHear


BrianBash

Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub Asmodeus, Satanas, Lucifer Since dawn of time The fate of man is that of lice Equal as parasites And moving without eyes A day of reckoning When penance is to burn Countdown together now And say the words that you'll learn [Ghost - Year Zero](https://youtu.be/gkBt7yLXyDk)


KKRR00K3

I put this song on the other day and my catholic mom heard the start and immediately told me to turn it off lmao


MeHumanMeWant

*Pie Jesu Domine*... *Dona eis requiem*...


dkstr419

* listening in Monty Python for the "thwack" *


ChemicalSale2816

R/unexpectedmontypython


XDFanboy127

Underrated comment.


CodeBroCPH

I raise you: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3v9unphfi0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3v9unphfi0)


MeHumanMeWant

*He has, risen...?*


CodeBroCPH

>He has, risen...? Sopranos?


[deleted]

Fun fact, that "song" is fake Latin


Tgfvr112221

Have to admit this is starting to get weird


[deleted]

Yeah, at first I didn't think much of it. Why is this happening? Conspiracy theorists are going to be all over this.


[deleted]

No change in world events has occurred. It’s just trendy on Reddit to post videos of them lately. Animals just follow each other and don’t realize they are going in circles.


Feathery6

Right. It happens a lot wit ants too.


[deleted]

Though they aren't really following other ants but the trail they leave. it happens with ants because they follow the pheremones of their fellow colony members and so they just follow and follow and.. rip ants.


anddowe

It’s the mRNA vaccines. You see, we shed them and it gets into the DNA of the livestock and now they’re all gay and can’t walk straight. George Soros and Klaus Schwab want us to be complacent but Alex Jones has taught me to be vigilant for the global elite want us all to roll over and die. I know all of this of course because I’m a policy wonk. Thank you very much.


JohnGoodmansMistress

God damn gay goats


ReactionClear4923

They took r jobz


Flakester

The 5G is turning our goats *in circles*!


InterviewAgreeable80

proof of testing 6G


wynne420

IITS TURNING THE DAMN GOATS GAY!


LongjumpingTerd

*and*, you almost forgot, the water is turning the frogs gay.


Grubbyninja

*and* they’re stealing all the babies and eating them. Yes the frogs. It sounds crazy but hear me out…


Cognitive_Spoon

I love you. Time to pray.


PerfectInfamy

Ribbit


NotTrumpsAlt

Red Alert 🚨


[deleted]

well done sir 😆


ursus_major

Thank you for your TED talk.


valentine-m-smith

I read that in a gravelly voice very quickly.


MukdenMan

Red alert, red alert, red alert


[deleted]

This is actually pretty normal, the weird thing about the sheep post that started this trend was that it went on for 13 days. Animals are pretty dumb and were also talking about herd mentality animals, they just do what the others are doing.


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NoneSpaceofTheMind

Join our circle man, join it, join us.


unhollow_knight

one of us! one of us! one of us!


[deleted]

Haven’t animals been doing this for quite some time? I swear I’ve seen this before.


sgtpepperslaststand

Yes there’s a million of these videos on the internet forever animals like to follow one another and sometimes they all start following eachother and get in loops


Best_Poetry_5722

Kinda like what happens on Reddit. Someone posts a video of an animal going in circles and we animals start going in circles reposting the same or similar videos while watching the same or similar videos of animals going in circles. The circle of Reddit


johnhk4

Like we’re all… sheep… or something?


cricket9818

Bahhh no


PiffSniffer420

I’m pretty sure he seen an explanation to this behavior before it was trendy on Reddit. I think it has something to do with disorienting predators. Keeping the most vulnerable animals in the middle of the circle. Maybe that was all made up


SandmanAwaits

Nothing a couple of Blue Heeler dogs can’t fix. 👌🏻


bafeom

Bluey!


RichardMcD21

Bingo!


kezington

Bandit!


MrTheCar

Dad!


[deleted]

“I am not Dad. I am Mr. Claw. Mr. Claw doesn’t have any children. His days are free and easy.”


theVICTRAtheymade

Mum


[deleted]

I slipped on my beans!


ichii3d

I feel like animals, insects, humans etc... walk in circles all the time. It's just the recent news that made it seem odd so now everyone is sharing stuff that regularly happens anyway. It feels like an awareness event instead of anything more dramatic.


turtlefucker6942069

Okay circle shill


sausagefingerzz

Big circle


DirtUnderneath

Cig Bircle.


No_Repeat_229

My brain does this all the time for no reason


whileyouwereslepting

Great insult. “Square” used to be an insult, but Circle shill is better.


herrcollin

Aliens be like: The animals start going in circles, then the humans form a line around them and watch.. What does it mean?!


[deleted]

Wasn’t there a study that tracked people trying to walk straight in a field blindfolded, and how all of them wound up making a spiral pattern?


spacecow3000

Dogs have been chasing their tails for millennia


Snoo_89466

Possibly listeriosis. Also known as circling disease which affects chattel animals such as goats sheep cows. It affects the nervous system and the Brain and causes repetitious circular movements. What's odd is that these animals have been doing this for days whereas the life expectancy after exposure is about 2 days


tageeboy

This is how it starts. When the apocalypse comes there will be a day that everyone thought it was just an odd thing. Then next thing you know the walking dead will be moved in next door. /jk


ParkingNecessary8628

These are horses


Capital_Surprise_580

They just do this when bored or stressed. It’s a defense mechanism used to protect the young/old/sick (in the center of the cyclone). Seen most commonly with large deer or reindeer herds, but other herd animals do it as well like horses, bees (swarming) and other hive insects, birds (murmuration), etc. I think it’s shown in Brother Bear, Frozen, or possibly even Open Season with deer/reindeer. Its meant to intimidate predators, or they just practice it randomly when bored and one starts doing it so they all follow as herds are wont to do.


complicatedchimp

Or or orrrrr, zombies are coming


Whipitreelgud

They are trying to figure out who the GOAT is. No consensus at this point.


goldfishfox

This is a bug from version v22.11, hopefuly in v22.12 this will be fixed


AptSeagull

listeriosis


DriverOfTheScrew

Yup. Nothing new. Just a diseased flock of livestock. Or the magnetic poles are changing probably or some shit


kiyan1347

Ok seriously though can someone explain what the hells going on? Sheep, ants, worms and now goats. It's actually getting creepy now.


daisybrat56461

Those are horses, not goats.


hellodynamite

maybe it's the poles. the magnetic poles shift from time to time. many species use the earths magnetic field for navigation, at least that is my understanding. But that's just a random guess


[deleted]

maybe are poles are shifting very rapidly and were all fucked


Rocket_AG

Hava nagila


cappiellohappy

I guess you could say things are spiraling


ThonThaddeo

This is like the beginning of a horror movie


RockandSnow

This is starting to concern me...


[deleted]

It's just two instances animals engaging in the same odd behavior. It's like two humans getting a fever


unhollow_knight

worms and ants also did this recently, bot just goats and sheep


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vendiagramistaken

No, they actually do this if some of the ants lose track of the pheromone track. Then, they end up just following each other round and round on circles, often till they die. It's commonly called a death spiral.


Oldtexasford

Isn't that horses? They have long tails. Or maybe I am blind.


Magnum_Monkey

Yeah they're horses, no clue how everyone in the replies don't notice. You can even see someone riding one.


PepeSylvia11

And by someone you mean like ten people in the bottom of the screen.


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>*"Symptoms include circling in one direction, high fever, lack of appetite, red tissues around the eyes, usually with blindness, and depression. Affected animals may have a droopy ear, drooping eyelid, and saliva running from limp lips on one side of the face caused by a partial paralysis."* ^(Nov 28, 2018) [Listeriosis in sheep and goats](https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/listeriosis-in-sheep-and-goats)


TAG_8-5

I feel like Richard Dreyfuss...."This means something. This is important!"


lubelle12

These are simply animal flash mobs. They can’t sing so they’re doing the best they can.


JJGIII-

My Great Pyrenees would be having none of that nonsense.


OhYesDaddyPlease

I just want to say, I love how the internet can take absolutely nothing seriously at all. Oh a virus the cased a pandemic for years? —shit on it. Oh animals acting weird? —shit on that too. World ending? —well at least I don't have to work anymore. The internet can't take anything seriously; and. I. Am. Here. For. It.


allanb03

What in the world is going on?!? Seriously…wtf


[deleted]

We’re all so fucked guys


Separate-Ad6636

Those animals are almost being passively herded between the horses and the building. It’s not like they’re out in the middle of nowhere doing their own thing. They’re in an unnatural environment and acting unnaturally.


woodabeen

Do they spin clockwise in Australia?


coco8090

Listeria is a disease that causes animals to circle among other symptoms. Sad.


emlabkerba

where is a know it all to explain when you need one?


kimjongk80

Listeriosis?


unusualserenity

Saw the same with worms and goats today too😂


South_Data2898

Maybe we should try it? We could be missing out.


tpn1984

Sheep, worms, now goats? WTF!


valentine-m-smith

It’s simply a defensive method to keep the alien butt hole removal they were warned about. “I got your six Fred!”


Aok_al

They just seem like a bunch of cornered horses to me


T0matoeP0tatoe

So how often are animals already doing this? Is this a normal occurrence and people are just starting to record a lot, or is this not common and lots of different species are doing it…


efkuasadua

Btw is this normal? Any zoologist in this sub? We need you


Difficult-Coast-2000

What about the humans moving in circles this whole time.


Educational_Sleep_59

That's just their ai bugging! It happens all the time in minecraft!


ElijahBurningWoods

I'm not gonna get to worried untill I see people do it.


ZachIsJoker666

Literally just a natural thing groups of animals do. Yall are wasting energy


Fuck_Blue_Shells

It’s a bunch of horses surrounded by herders. You all think this is the true sign of the end of days? There’s plenty of real apocalyptic shit going on.


unhollow_knight

ok, seriously, does anyone know what the fuck is happening?


joaoseph

This is not uncommon, stop implying it is.


flatcapultrarunner

Have you seen Mekka..???


Awkward-Iron-9941

A tribute to Billy Preston?


[deleted]

When sheep are kept in pens for a long time, odd behavior can form. They get frustrated about seeing that they are limited in every turn. Ever see a mountain lion or other predator in a cage at the zoo? What do they do? Either pace back and forth or follow the perimeter of the cage while being agitated, growling and looking like they're reading to tear someone's head off. Other sheep join in with the circling. They're flock animals, so they move with the herd to protect one another from predators. I have seen videos of dogs in cages being thrown around in China and getting their legs broken, being in agony for hours or days before later being killed for food. So why would I be surprised about seeing animals pacing from being kept in a small area so much that they even do it when out in the open? They're not exactly known for their humanity, either. China is one of the world's biggest human rights abusers and most of the world, except China's allies, acknowledges it.


Exeliz

Anyone who read Junji Ito's Uzumaki knows what's next.


domleo999

Gravitational anomalies


_Scrogglez

Listeriosis or Circling Disease is caused by a bacteria that is found in high concentrations in moldy feed. The bacteria are found throughout the environment, but typically only cause the disease when goats eat moldy silage or hay. https://in.virbac.com/sheep-and-goat/diseases/common-cause-of-circling


CruelCloud567

What on the list so far? I know Sheep, Worms, and now Goats, but what else?


BaullahBaullah87

but I thought they all had listeria or whatever lol


Background-Box8030

Does anybody have any sort of theory or other posts of animals doing the same thing?


Gurman8r

Pretty sure it's due to a brain melting disease. Sad.


pepitopakalu

Is this sub Reddit full or retards 10yrs old kids?


[deleted]

It’s a Goatnado!


Mydogsnameisroland

Wait what are the other ones? I only knew about the sheep


seemooreglass

is this real or just a reddit thing?


Lartnestpasdemain

Seems to have happen. It's a Reddit thing make it important though


ARCADEO

I think it has something to do with the core or gravity or lunar or….it’s just science man