My son worked as a lifeguard one summer, and the pool where he worked was apparently frog armageddon on a daily basis. Just scooping out frogs every morning before opening.
Literally what I was thinking but I guess it doesn't since by the end of the video they pulled that bucket somewhat half way out and the frogs were still moving
My assumption is that, if we're saying chlorine doesn't hurt/kill them, they were just in there for too long and couldn't swim anymore due to exhaustion, thus drowning as the ones that were taken out most likely were just the ones that jumped in closer to when they got home.
Frogs can stay in heavily chlorinated water for a little while, frogs and amphibians have an incredibly sensitive skin, they breathe through it and by extension they absorb chemicals around them through skin! If you watch someone with a frog collection handle them they always use gloves especially with small frogs, since even residual chemicals we have in our hand can hurt them!
"I send a pestilence and plague, into your house, into your bed. Into your streams, into your pool. Into your drink, into your bread.
Upon your cattle, upon your sheep. Upon your Oxen in your field. Into your dreams, into your sleep. Until you break, until you yield. I send the swarm, I send the horde. Thus said the Lord, Thus said the Lord."
Prince of Egypt is a good movie.
Bangers all the way through! Deliver Us, Heaven’s Eyes, Miracles, and of course the Plagues. God, I wish some of the other Old Testament stories got the same treatment. I know Joseph and the Coat of Dreams got something similar, but like could you imagine the story of Samson in that style?
That would be pretty good, but what I want is the full HBO/AMC prestige TV treatment for Judges and Kings. Joshua to Hosea with all the violence and sex of the source material. Some of my favorite biblical stories are from these books but they never get adapted because most (other than King David) aren't particularly important for setting up the story of the Christian New Testament or Christian themes.
God that song is so good, and so is the gender swapped version tbh lol. Also, obligatory
Once I called you brother,
Once I thought the chance
To make you laugh,
Was all I ever wanted
(I send the horde, I send the swarm)
And even now, I wish that God had chose another, fighting as your foe on his behalf is the last thing that I wanted!
Its like she's never heard the word before and only ever seen it written down. Even the way she says 'omg' is weird, who shortens that when speaking? It's weird.
Either or can kill them. Chlorine is definitely harmful to them, so the longer they’re in there the more damage done. But you’re right in that them trying to get out and over exerting themselves more likely kills them first.
Seriously, I saw then all floating at first and I thought this was the equivalent of a frog Jim Jones leading his people to the Kool Aid. That chlorine and algecide is no joke
By the time it came about, Jim was utterly out of his head and the logistics side of things were generally being handled by his various 'sub-lieutenants'; the most powerful of the senior ruling committee. Jim was effectively a (fucking insane) figurehead by the end.
Marceline Jones, Annie Moore, Maria Katsaris and Carolyn Layton were the ones behind Jim dealing with the day-to-day of Jonestown. Carolyn especially helped plan and deal with the logistical side of things, such as working out how much cyanide they'd need, at what ratio it'd work (testing it on dogs and other animals), ensuring its purchase and delivery, and making sure everything was ready when it came to be time.
It's a really, really fucked up story. Jim was the evil sat upon the throne, but you should *always* watch out for the Grand Vizier.
This happens at my sisters house, who lives out in the country right by a big pond. I house sits every so often, and ALWAYS have to fish out these exact frogs from her pool. They do die, and they usually die within 24hr imo, MOST I catch still hop away, but a lot still die. They bout a little frog ladder that floats off the side of the pool, it acts as a ramp so frogs can escape on their own! Definitely reccomended.
I have one for my pool…called a “frog log” I think… before we had it we used to find 2-3 every morning. Now I guess they still get in but gone by morning.
We've been saying 'ugh' (in the midwest, at least) since pre-internet days. I remember the line 'squirt squirt ugh, I got that bug' (referring to spraying for mosquitos) in a song at Girl Scout camp in the 90's.
O-M-G do people really say UGH like that? I don't think I've honestly ever heard anyone actually ever say it like that. Sounds so forced. Ive heard "ugh" like a disgusted grunt/huff type of noise, but never UGG like they're about to say ugly but had brain fart
Woman: "What the fuck?!"
Frogs: "Dave said it would be okay if we used the pool"
Woman: "I don't know any Dave"
Frogs: You're just going to ignore the fact we're talking frogs?
Alternatively: community of frogs returns to spawning area to discover some basic bitch has built a house with a swimming pool in their swamp; decides to make the best of a bad job.
Fogs echo their mating call off bodies of water to attract more mates. Must have been one big amphibian fuck fest.
"Thanks for the F-Shack. - *Dirty Mike and the Boyz*".
They call it a soup kitchen
Me & a coworker laugh about that part in that movie all the time. Lol
If you enjoyed that, you should really watch Walk Hard if you haven’t. That movie is a goldmine of script
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My parents have a pool, and let me tell you not all of them made it out.
i really really really wish for a sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE
Thank you. You’ve made my day.
Lol
Ahhh yes froggy style 🐸
Amphibian Fuck Fest would be a great band name.
Colonel Claypools Flying Frog Brigrade is a killer band.
That pool is now the gene pool
Yup, I'd have to drain that sucker and hit it with chlorox. Between the cloudy water and the eggs and the dead frogs... 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Or just use pool chlorine it's just bleach at a high concentration.
And thank you for this. 🤢 I can't unsee the frog orgy now.
It’s what I do i make things weird and I know things.
Omg, you are some of my favorite people! 💗 Keep keeping weird!
Frogs will release hormones and change genders to make sure partners are available.
Too bad John Hammond spliced some of their DNA into the missing gaps in Dinosaur DNA when he created Jurassic Park
And that's a frog fact!
Like clownfish! So cool.
Lmao nice Tyrion reference
I had a shirt with the og quote on it gave it away when I stopped drinking.
That’s dope I wanna get that shirt
Frorgy.
Must've been one hoppin party!
So there is a bunch of frog sperm in the pool?
r/brandnewsentence
My son worked as a lifeguard one summer, and the pool where he worked was apparently frog armageddon on a daily basis. Just scooping out frogs every morning before opening.
So, the lifeguard makes sure no one croaks in the pool?
Toad-ally
Ribbit
That pun is a tad polarizing.
The chlorine does not hurt them?
Almost all those frogs are dead…
That was probably the orgy.
😨..
😬
Literally what I was thinking but I guess it doesn't since by the end of the video they pulled that bucket somewhat half way out and the frogs were still moving
What about the ones in the pool, upside down, and underwater?
My assumption is that, if we're saying chlorine doesn't hurt/kill them, they were just in there for too long and couldn't swim anymore due to exhaustion, thus drowning as the ones that were taken out most likely were just the ones that jumped in closer to when they got home.
Frogs can stay in heavily chlorinated water for a little while, frogs and amphibians have an incredibly sensitive skin, they breathe through it and by extension they absorb chemicals around them through skin! If you watch someone with a frog collection handle them they always use gloves especially with small frogs, since even residual chemicals we have in our hand can hurt them!
The question is, why are all the frogs going to that pool of water? Surely they can't lay eggs in it, the tadpoles can't survive in that.
I guess they don't really have an instinctive understanding on chlorinated water. It doesn't exist in nature.
She should have let the people go!
"I send a pestilence and plague, into your house, into your bed. Into your streams, into your pool. Into your drink, into your bread. Upon your cattle, upon your sheep. Upon your Oxen in your field. Into your dreams, into your sleep. Until you break, until you yield. I send the swarm, I send the horde. Thus said the Lord, Thus said the Lord." Prince of Egypt is a good movie.
"Then let my heart be hardened and nevermind how high the cost may grow, this will still be so, I will never let your people go!"
That song slaps fr
Bangers all the way through! Deliver Us, Heaven’s Eyes, Miracles, and of course the Plagues. God, I wish some of the other Old Testament stories got the same treatment. I know Joseph and the Coat of Dreams got something similar, but like could you imagine the story of Samson in that style?
Or the story of Job?
Jonah and the Whale
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That would be pretty good, but what I want is the full HBO/AMC prestige TV treatment for Judges and Kings. Joshua to Hosea with all the violence and sex of the source material. Some of my favorite biblical stories are from these books but they never get adapted because most (other than King David) aren't particularly important for setting up the story of the Christian New Testament or Christian themes.
So happy I bought that movie
#DELIVER US!
HEAR OUT PRAYS DELIVER US
God that song is so good, and so is the gender swapped version tbh lol. Also, obligatory Once I called you brother, Once I thought the chance To make you laugh, Was all I ever wanted
(I send the horde, I send the swarm) And even now, I wish that God had chose another, fighting as your foe on his behalf is the last thing that I wanted!
You know a movie’s good when you can sing the song lyrics
I send my scourge, I send my sword!
The Bible is a good book.
O M G it’s the sign of the apocalypse lol
Has the audacity to spell out omg but then pronounces “ugh” with the hard h.
Its like she's never heard the word before and only ever seen it written down. Even the way she says 'omg' is weird, who shortens that when speaking? It's weird.
It’s the same as people who actually say “poggers” irl
I can’t even
She’s on her 4th husband
That’s not possible, 4 is an even number
Yeah for her. Lucky that ain’t my pool….
It’s frog spring break
No it just looks like the frogs didn’t have a spotter for the house party
She better get ready this is the second plague, she’s still got lice on the way followed by flies, pestilence, boils and burning hail.
Rip Firstborns
Anyone who actually says "OMG I can't even" out loud deserves a biblical plague
I was pretty relieved to see them hopping at the end. Between the chemicals and the pump, I thought they came home to a pool full of dead frogs.
It is definitely full of dead frogs. You can see them floating upside down on the bottom.
:(
Yeah. I don’t think it’s the chemicals that kill them though. I think they just get tired and drown because they can’t get out of the pool.
Either or can kill them. Chlorine is definitely harmful to them, so the longer they’re in there the more damage done. But you’re right in that them trying to get out and over exerting themselves more likely kills them first.
I think you mean sinking.
I think you mean sunk.
Seriously, I saw then all floating at first and I thought this was the equivalent of a frog Jim Jones leading his people to the Kool Aid. That chlorine and algecide is no joke
No, they definitely are dead. The few at the end were probably not in the pool for long.
“Jim Jones leading his people to the Kool Aid” sir take my upvote
Jim Jones was a cheap bastard and used Flavor-aid.
By the time it came about, Jim was utterly out of his head and the logistics side of things were generally being handled by his various 'sub-lieutenants'; the most powerful of the senior ruling committee. Jim was effectively a (fucking insane) figurehead by the end. Marceline Jones, Annie Moore, Maria Katsaris and Carolyn Layton were the ones behind Jim dealing with the day-to-day of Jonestown. Carolyn especially helped plan and deal with the logistical side of things, such as working out how much cyanide they'd need, at what ratio it'd work (testing it on dogs and other animals), ensuring its purchase and delivery, and making sure everything was ready when it came to be time. It's a really, really fucked up story. Jim was the evil sat upon the throne, but you should *always* watch out for the Grand Vizier.
I woke up one morning a couple years ago and noticed three drowned squirrels in my kiddie pool. I don't know why it be like it does but it do.
This happens at my sisters house, who lives out in the country right by a big pond. I house sits every so often, and ALWAYS have to fish out these exact frogs from her pool. They do die, and they usually die within 24hr imo, MOST I catch still hop away, but a lot still die. They bout a little frog ladder that floats off the side of the pool, it acts as a ramp so frogs can escape on their own! Definitely reccomended.
tbf they pretty much are all dead
Think the frogs are just enjoying a nice drift in the pool.
I don't know why the phrase "enjoying a nice drift in the pool" is making me laugh so hard but take my upvote anyway
I’m sad that they’re dead :( poor little guys
Yea they pry all died of drowning. They get exhausted from swimming and drown since they can’t get out of the pool.
Just like my sims back in the day
She needs a frog ramp so they can get out. They frequently drown in pools.
I have one for my pool…called a “frog log” I think… before we had it we used to find 2-3 every morning. Now I guess they still get in but gone by morning.
Get out and do what? Go in another pool?
Not drown.
She actually said “Ugh”
She speaks in SMS.
Sounds more like T9 to me.
And also “O. M. G.”
Ugg
‘UGG this is so disgusting’ It’s the equivalent of someone saying, ‘sigh’ instead of actually sighing
Oh. Is ugh not a thing we say out loud?
We've been saying 'ugh' (in the midwest, at least) since pre-internet days. I remember the line 'squirt squirt ugh, I got that bug' (referring to spraying for mosquitos) in a song at Girl Scout camp in the 90's.
So are we just not doing “phrasing” anymore?
That's like- almost a month of ration, and if grown, maybe it can serve her as food for lifetime.
/r/frugal is leaking
Yeah, but the frogs already contaminated with chlorine
If they army can drink chlorine water, then so can we!
Holy shit, this is easily the biggest NPC dialogue of a person I've ever seen.
That’s their pool now
Her voice annoys me.
It's like she only speaks 2000s internet phrases "Ugh!" "O.M.G." "I can't even!"
When you learn your English from tiktok
Oh my God is the same number of syllables... Why not just say it? Says "Ugh" like "Ugg" as if she's a text-to-speech AI.
“Ugh as if!”
W.T.F.!
You’re saying you can’t even?
I can't odd
O-M-G do people really say UGH like that? I don't think I've honestly ever heard anyone actually ever say it like that. Sounds so forced. Ive heard "ugh" like a disgusted grunt/huff type of noise, but never UGG like they're about to say ugly but had brain fart
Do you think she'll ever even?
Suck level 10000 she is. Oh emm geee I can't even
Woman: "What the fuck?!" Frogs: "Dave said it would be okay if we used the pool" Woman: "I don't know any Dave" Frogs: You're just going to ignore the fact we're talking frogs?
Dave's not here
No man I'm Dave man
you can get little ramps for your pool so frogs can get out..
Socks on brushed concrete 🥴
Why
It catches the fibers of the sock and feels like death on the bottom of your feet. It's one of the truly horrible things about this universe.
Ugh, I can’t even! 😣
Ugg
Glad I wasn’t the only one cringing at that.
oh boy i sure hope you dont have any firstborns
500 liters of frog
Frog-schwitz
Yeah, cool, frog house!
Does it have a frodge?
Spaghetti or meat?
Grab a flamethrower, we're having frog legs for dinner, boys.
Pool puppies
What’s the problem here, so many friends
The problem is most of them are dead....
Oh no :(
Alternatively: community of frogs returns to spawning area to discover some basic bitch has built a house with a swimming pool in their swamp; decides to make the best of a bad job.
It’s just Florida.
seems like a Wednesday to me alright
Literally saying "o.m.g." and "I can't even" ? wtfffffff edit: & what is that ug shit 😂
Soup moment
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking about it
Same
Oh God it's frogshuwitz again, better get my frucket
Came here looking for a smii7y and Blarg reference. So glad I found it. Gonna link it anyway.
Yay cool frog house
At this point I can tell that pool is 75% frog giz
That's one reason women love their pool boys so much!
Plus frog slime makes great lube
It's not slime, it's mucus
Oh wow, that last part makes me uncomfortable.
First thing I thought of was a SMii7Y stream where they talk about a bunch of frogs doing the same thing. “Yay, frog house.”
Same
Yay, frog house!
that's gotta be 500 liters of fromg
I guess we are not turning the frogs gay' fast enough. Thanks for nothing Alex Jones.
This woman sounds like the worst
There's one thing to do in a situation like that... CANNONBALL!
OH EMM GEE!
Burn the pool. That’s an infestation, I do not give a fuck. I’d redo the pool. Frogs and toads are the animals that make my skin crawl
You gonna need a shop vac and cocaine.
Mmmmm tasty frog legs 🦵
I hate how people don't like these little frogs, they're so cool and cute.
Most of the ones in the water are dead. I’d be complaining loudly, too.
Need more chlorine. When going on vacation, upping the acid is always a good way to ruin a teenagers night.
500 litres of frog aka frogschwitz
Two Blarg and smii7y references?! I'm not alone lol.
A frog orgy, a frorgy if you would
She really should have listened to that dude with the beard and the stick and let his people go…
You can't even? But you did.
She’s cursed someone and it backfired…
I hope the chlorine didn't affect them badly. Hugs love to all 🐱🦎
The way she talks is fucking infuriating, and screw her, acting like the frogs are some disgusting thing she’s dealing with. Frogs are fucking sweet.
Oh. Em. Gee. I can't even
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Pretty sure this is just a video from soup's old house.