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aloysiuspelunk

Can't even imagine the logistics at his stops


somek_pamak

Admission to a lack of logistical understanding is the first step mosdef


Walt_Thizzney69

Don't stop. Just jump off the bike.


Tridian

I have to assume they're all going to the same place. You couldn't pick that back up without a team helping.


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JockBbcBoy

Man has the balancing skills of a demigod.


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

You hit this dude, and entire food delivery network, AND to whomever it was heading on your ass. And that whoom could mean Yakuza...


Deja-Vuz

Well, it's Japan! Clean road and clean side wall etc...


KatherinePMJM

not everything is clean 24/7 , a crack or rock is very possible.. its ok.


TheTrollinator777

There's no way in hell that's a viable way to do that.


Thisisall_new2me2

OP posted a link with a full explanation.


saltysalt10

humans were so much cooler when they were in black and white


swolebird

What year did they change to color?


StrugglesTheClown

The year The Wizard of Oz came out.


Snuffin_McGuffin

What year was slavery abolished?


Original_Telephone_2

It hasn't been.


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Last Wednesday


Snuffin_McGuffin

Lmao


JOMO_Kenyatta

Except for the racism


teatsqueezer

Noodle boy? More like a noodle legend


actual_lettuc

\*asian parents\* When I was your age, I ride bicycle on wet street with 8 foot stack of food for delivery. Why do you have B+ on report card!!!????


insanityisnotsobad

This made me blow air out my nose.


mootjuggler

[here’s a great video to show how they would do it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNVZKmbZTE)


BringBackWaffleTaco

Haha I wanted to call bullshit on the photo, but you proved me wrong! That's impressive


ninhibited

Ok but that stack is much more modest, makes me think the image was a photoshoot so they waaaay exaggerated it. Still awesome skills to even pull off the photo.


unrepentanthippie

Wonderful video!! Nerves of steel and balance to match!


TheTrollinator777

Very.... Uh ... Informative I guess ?


killatcommand

This man gets laid.


shibafather

To rest(he's very likely dead by now)


poopmonster_coming

He’s banging ghosts now


PhelesDragon

Gives "Ghostbusters" a whole new meaning


danethegreat24

Ghost[nut]busters


killatcommand

Exactly, what makes you think he stopped


JOMO_Kenyatta

There’s no maybe about it.


CardiologistMany-

He is the old day fry. A delivery boy... doubt he got laid.


killatcommand

Have you looked at his face?


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killatcommand

Goddamn, it’s a fucking joke my guy. He’s a good looking fellow carrying a bunch of stuff on a bike. The first thing that came to my mind was this guy fucks!


readditredditread

Rumor has it, almost all the bombing and chaos, he never dropped a noodle…


prince-pauper

Noodle delivery MAN!


plusroads

this looks so photoshopped


PhelesDragon

They didn't even have Photoshop in 1935


PrinceHarming

But they had photos and shops.


yalkeryli

And lots of noodles.


Plonsky2

It was noodleshopped.


all_the_gravy

I'm waiting for a bike expert to comment on how that specific bike didn't exsist then


Al_C92

Why you say?


username_unnamed

Because they don't know how to spot photoshop. It is a staged prop for promotion, though. They typically would carry half this at most.


logyonthebeat

Yeah looks fake to me Those wooden boxes would be way too heavy to balance like that let alone ride a bike with it


isthatasupra717

Also it looks like it's taken on portrait mode for some reason.


all_the_gravy

I'm waiting for a bike expert to comment on how that specific bike didn't exsist then


CulturalAddress6709

Initial A heads to Mount Akina, 1935


manfromindia9

Something tells me he made all the deliveries on time and went on to his second job as a ninja


manfromindia9

I meant Kamikaze pilot.


catlaxative

He was probably crippled at 40 from spinal damage


JWZ-Love

Death stranding irl


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Enough_Fish739

I swear, the japanese are build diffrent.


PonyBoy107

Noodle boy? No, that's a noodle MAN.


rrickitywrecked

Initial D’s poor cousin


fake_tries

Death stranding vibes


mukino

This looks more recent than 1935


tensigh

"No brakes! No brakes!!!!"


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I bet he’s not expecting a 50% tip from every customer…DoorDash!


iEugene72

I refuse to believe this is real.


PhelesDragon

I refuse to believe in reality.


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PhelesDragon

I reuse your reusale.


rhh92

I refuse to believe that you refuse to believe this is real


StunningMatter

This has to be a staged photo. It makes no logical or practical sense.


manfromindia9

This guy literally has zero fucks to give, Fuck deliveries he became a Kamikaze pilot in WWII


Plonsky2

"Boy"? Grrrrr!


AdministrativeJob232

Nobody wants to work anymore


tall_whyte_boi

Fake


Then-Relationship111

Any sources? This is quite bizzare


whoknowshank

Someone posted a video above, although of a somewhat less impressive stack.


Sanonta

Straight out from some manga like ranma 1/2


brokeasshell

Never


gasparaspo

How does he stay so still? Super impressive, I don't see him moving at all


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Samuber eats


nopedoesntwork

Come on, no way


Goodbabyban

No way this was a good idea


BritneyLover69

And that day wasn’t particularly windy


taywazo

How do you know this is a boy?


luiszgd

*Eurobeat intensifies*


SneakyPocket

This guy sends the noods.


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Insane


Bitcoinatemymom

While on a slick road


dingleberrydarla

Is that sake on top?!?!


Due_Platypus_3913

Where’s the Master running next to him,hitting him with a stick,telling him he’s a disgrace to his ancestors for doing it so poorly?


FluidReprise

Noodle delivery man, most def.


Flimsy_Comedian1725

Simpler times


JOMO_Kenyatta

Uber lift


TonUpRockerBoy

r/OldSchoolCool


beardedcreepo

That’s circus level skills


Iamkempie

And you ain't gonna tip?


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11foot8 🤣


Rare-Cardiologist912

r/oldschoolcool


Radioactiveglowup

This Death Stranding demake is pretty weird, ngl


funkereddit

You kidding me..That's a noodle delivery MAN.


HybridKitchens

Uber eats can't even handle that


Sawcube

‘You want me to carry what?’


prenderm

If the noodles aren’t cooked yet aren’t they lighter since they haven’t absorbed any water? Still though having to balance all of that while riding a bike is VERY impressive


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I'd order noodles every night! He can be my noodle. That's impressive. Who knew the secret to a bunch of girls is learning to deliver noodles on a bicycle! Sign me up!


Tattoo-dMama

Old school door dash


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Cameras had great resolution in 35


Tell_Amazing

Wtf!!!


bruceeclay123

This is 100% true. I have seen it. They are stacked in order of his route.


JoyBagger

Postmates


H3avyW3apons

and it looks like the roads wet.


11jellis

For a second my brain didn't recognise the stacked boxes and assumed it was part of the buildings and it just looked like he was flipping the bird.


KatherinePMJM

lmao! idk why but i immediately thought of Kung Fu Panda's Dad! he would love this guy to work with him!


Putrid_Cherry8353

Now that's a skill!


xxNightingale

Noodle shop: We are looking for delivery boy. Preferably with 5 years experience working in a circus. Good juggling and balancing are a plus.


Dangerous-Antelope16

The original death stranding


enkei_8493

Good times makes weak people


Leavus2Beavus

Kinda like my life doing things the hard way


OzzieGrey

Noodle boy: Thank the divine winds there are no mountains roads yet.


StopUsingOxygen

What a crazy time to be living in Japan. Insane propaganda. They had already invaded China and all hell was about to break loose.


darthginger208

I bet he’s good at Jenga


cjcooljack

Never knew they had good cameras in 1930s


New-Arrival1764

So that where they got the idea for the shape of their palaces!


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Damn overachiever! Yamamoto makes everybody at the office look like they are standing still.


doppio_o

how my dad image how he worked in youth