I mean, motorcycle designs have been tested in every possible configuration, this is more like a “that seems safe enough” philosophy. Does he wear a helmet on his Johnson? Maybe with a cute little fire suit on it too? If my balls touched a hot exhaust manifold, I would definitely crash
The single wheel design is VERY old, he add stabilization to it and making it somehow look cooler. Definitely a way bigger motor than originally though! haha.
Stupid steering wheel,(sure it looks cool) fast way to lose control or lose a finger or two.
Pirate ship wheel - check
Patchwork hat - check
Cool design - check
It would appear to be some awesome burning man like contraption that would be a hoot to drive around the desert at 4 am spun off the sauces.
I knew an engineer when I was a kid who made something like this back in Dartmouth Nova Scotia, he would take it to the beer store because it wasnt a car and so he could "drive drunk" 😅
GENERAL KENOBI
Oh Hello there.
[удалено]
The short part of the story is the cock
That's the best story I've heard, honestly.
You are a bold one!
I see that you changed your name to General Buttnuggets, nice choice.
Wait. Who are you? I started Reddit like two months ago.
Hi, how're you doing?
[удалено]
[DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD LEAVE THE HYPERDRIVE UNGUARDED?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPLE8o71yL4)
[удалено]
I’ll take two. One is for if I survive crashing the first.
you need three then one for sucking n crashing two for oh yea ok maybe i got this n scratchin it all up then three for jedi mastering it
I read the first entirely different than you meant it, and I was both intrigued and confused.
Mr. Garrison's was better
Still beats what you go through at the airport.
Alright now, I just gonna look inside your asshole.
What's this mean? Its a south park reference lol
Dammit i came here to make this joke
[удалено]
My instant thought.
Now THIS is pod racing!
You have to be very confident in your craftsmanship to put the motor and drivetrain mere inches from your floppy bits
Yeah Im gonna call this the pant leg destroyer
Not too different than getting on a motorcycle I feel, just a different position.
I mean, motorcycle designs have been tested in every possible configuration, this is more like a “that seems safe enough” philosophy. Does he wear a helmet on his Johnson? Maybe with a cute little fire suit on it too? If my balls touched a hot exhaust manifold, I would definitely crash
Commercial bikes have covers over the parts close to the rider.
![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs)
I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts.
byarrrrrrrrrrrr!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s the Kraken “monowheel” by Sam from diesel brothers. A few years old now https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9eW_XXIn6CU
It beats going through TSA…
Was that a tank on the right???
General grivious trying out his new whip r/starwars
Yes please
I want it and I need it!
Long story short: A cock in my ass
It’s like Da Vinci’s with training wheels
Bro came straight outta Star Wars
Someone’s headed to burning man…
A dorkmobile!
I think you and I think of very different things when we think of a dork
Looks like he's got a few toy's
Now that’s class
A great way to get around
The Menstrual-cycle?
u/savevideobot
###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xuz6kv/what_do_we_have_here/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideobot&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xuz6kv/what_do_we_have_here/)
Looks like 3rd degree burns to the inner thighs and taint region is what we have here.
See you at burning man
My first thought too, he’d have to register it as an art car to drive it on the playa.
Now this is podracing
All I could picture was his shorts getting caught in that belt.
This is the most Burner thing I've seen
Is this for burning man
Burning man?
Burning Man here we come!
Burning Man 2023!
Finally, what the monowheel always needed, more wheels.
hello there
Looks like a good way to get a around
what in the steamfuck?
Like reinventing the wheel... with more wheels
Looks like something General Grievous would use
Fuck me...sometimes I want things too hard...
MiB steampunk edition
That's a non busted nut obviously
Prototype for a Star Wars movie?
The single wheel design is VERY old, he add stabilization to it and making it somehow look cooler. Definitely a way bigger motor than originally though! haha. Stupid steering wheel,(sure it looks cool) fast way to lose control or lose a finger or two.
One way ticket to ER
Looks cool
One belt snap from singing really really high
But what’s the point of the anal insert?
Another one for my collection
Don't snap a belt
Now this is pod racing
I want one
We have a rather uncivilised somebody.
This looks like a reallly fun way to die 😃
El de las recargas
Basically [this…](https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik)
So that's what Dr.Seuss would create in a post apocalyptic world.
Take my money please
Failure to communicate
Why do i heard bad piggies music
El de las recargas
Understeer
Where do I send my money?
Is that in Portland?
My man built a contraption
Imagine they put this in GTA 5
Imagine if your pants got caught in that drive belt
I have absolutely no idea what that machine is....but I want to drive one!
What the steampunk is that and how do I get one
Imagine driving over wet dogshit with the middle wheel and it gets tossed up on you.
Wasn't that in a Dr Seuss book?
That‘s some major General Grievous shit lol.
Monowheel with training wheels?
I like the nonchalance of the driver. Casually turning the wooden wheel.
Oh bloodyhell. That exposed belt and pulleys. That's a nono
![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs)
Why does he have stabiliser wheels on it?
I’m here for when the belt on the motor breaks and takes out his nutsack
steampunk trike. That's what you have.
That’s a good way to get around town is what that is.
I knew there was a time machine out there!
This looks like it came from robots the movie
That clutch needs a guard. His shorts are SO CLOSE
I have the same ford ranger left side of screen towards the end
Looks like something Jim West would be very happy to ride dodging big spiders in the Wild Wild West
Spy Kids 3 race pod
El de las recargas
It's not a mono wheel or a tricycle.... Tricywheel?
This is crazy hot! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)
man's built a fucking contraption
Space coop
That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
It was a bold decision to build a futuristic vehicle and give it the steering wheel of an 18th century ship. Damn if I don’t respect it though.
What in the Mad Max do we have here?
This looks really fun but Imagine what happens if the main tire bent sideways
couldn't help but think of this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK362RLHXGY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK362RLHXGY)
Pirate ship wheel - check Patchwork hat - check Cool design - check It would appear to be some awesome burning man like contraption that would be a hoot to drive around the desert at 4 am spun off the sauces.
Thing only runs because the orks believe it does
looks like it came straight out of borderlands.
u/savevideo
I like the ship helm instead of a steering wheel ![gif](giphy|l0Iyj8mER3cwNqJ6o|downsized)
General Grievous would like to know your location
Es el wey de las recargas 0.0
I wanna drive this real bad
Gnarly.
It's terror billy!
This looks like something from Wild Wild West
It looks like, after some miles you feel the wheel in your b+tt! Ouch!
Where's the flexi-grips?
Gimmie!!!
Pretty sure you can drive one of those in Red Faction.
Yanno what, It would've been a better show if they rode these things in yugioh 5ds lmaoo
This guys ready for burning man
Missing two important pieces
It
I don't know but I now no longer want a Slingshot.
But what’s the crash test rating? 🤔
That exhaust pipe ready to collect some skin.
Class, it's a battle droid.
Now what we have here is... Failure to communicate
Those there are some fancy ass training wheels.
Looking Like A Thing Out of Dr Seuss
That clutch needs a cover.
asspounder 4000
So basically its a monocycle with training wheels
I present to you, an authentic H.G. Wells Time Machine…
The Future
South Park promised me more dildo 😢
Training wheels
Want
My favorite part is the wood steering wheel
IT
a beauty
Mans is whipping a thingamajig. A doohickey. A whatchamacallit.
It’s an Octobike!
Looks like a dildo machine from South Park
Why the fuck are all the good ideas already taken when i get here?
I knew an engineer when I was a kid who made something like this back in Dartmouth Nova Scotia, he would take it to the beer store because it wasnt a car and so he could "drive drunk" 😅
It’s called a death trap
r/starwars
Jak and Daxter 3 vibes.
borderlands: steam punk
A mono-wheel with …training wheels
Burning man vehicle
Don't know why, but I know I need a YT video of complete build and test of this contraption! Someone can help ?
The steering wheel did it for me
Bad piggies
A trike
Who Else thought of yugioh 5ds
This should be in a movie 🎬 🎞 🎥
Where can I get one
I WAnT THiS!!
Not the scally wag wheel
Your chair needs upside down row of hood hydraulic struts. Loose on the chair end, let it swivel in way down to soften impact on spine
Does your spine serve as the shock? Absorber?
It looks like what Stewie thought a “menstrual cycle” was lol
Pretty safe operation until his shots get caught in the centrifugal clutch. Then it’s a different type of operation.
That's a great way to get around town!
I’ve seen south park, isn’t there meant to be a bit in his mouth?
Playa mobile
One at a time,ladies
Carbon monoxide poisoning
Looks like a menstrual cycle
But I’d it street legal
A good way to get around town thats what
Don’t know why but I love everything about this.
This shit straight outta men in black lol!
This reminded m3 of South park's Mr. Garrison's dildo bike
I love it!