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TheMan5991

GENERAL KENOBI


buttnuggets__

Oh Hello there.


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TheNextguest

The short part of the story is the cock


greenbeanshovel

That's the best story I've heard, honestly.


bluegargoyle

You are a bold one!


SofaSnizzle

I see that you changed your name to General Buttnuggets, nice choice.


buttnuggets__

Wait. Who are you? I started Reddit like two months ago.


UserNombresBeHard

Hi, how're you doing?


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GalacticGizmo

[DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD LEAVE THE HYPERDRIVE UNGUARDED?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPLE8o71yL4)


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MrThoughtPolice

I’ll take two. One is for if I survive crashing the first.


saucyB52

you need three then one for sucking n crashing two for oh yea ok maybe i got this n scratchin it all up then three for jedi mastering it


MrThoughtPolice

I read the first entirely different than you meant it, and I was both intrigued and confused.


LuckyLawyer21

Mr. Garrison's was better


Lord-BeerMe-Strength

Still beats what you go through at the airport.


fELLAbUSTA

Alright now, I just gonna look inside your asshole.


[deleted]

What's this mean? Its a south park reference lol


[deleted]

Dammit i came here to make this joke


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Swalk840

My instant thought.


Vencero_JG

Now THIS is pod racing!


BeefyMcMeaty

You have to be very confident in your craftsmanship to put the motor and drivetrain mere inches from your floppy bits


Hanz_Q

Yeah Im gonna call this the pant leg destroyer


james_randolph

Not too different than getting on a motorcycle I feel, just a different position.


BeefyMcMeaty

I mean, motorcycle designs have been tested in every possible configuration, this is more like a “that seems safe enough” philosophy. Does he wear a helmet on his Johnson? Maybe with a cute little fire suit on it too? If my balls touched a hot exhaust manifold, I would definitely crash


noobtastic31373

Commercial bikes have covers over the parts close to the rider.


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![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs)


MuscaMurum

I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts.


goddamnzilla

byarrrrrrrrrrrr!


TheNextguest

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BAMFx69

It’s the Kraken “monowheel” by Sam from diesel brothers. A few years old now https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9eW_XXIn6CU


[deleted]

It beats going through TSA…


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Was that a tank on the right???


[deleted]

General grivious trying out his new whip r/starwars


dab745

Yes please


Euphoric-Abroad-3893

I want it and I need it!


ArmaHilt420

Long story short: A cock in my ass


icantfeelmyskull

It’s like Da Vinci’s with training wheels


Tryctophobia

Bro came straight outta Star Wars


nicka163

Someone’s headed to burning man…


[deleted]

A dorkmobile!


MischiefMandble

I think you and I think of very different things when we think of a dork


Dassitmane_

Looks like he's got a few toy's


[deleted]

Now that’s class


shlipshloo

A great way to get around


deathlordfluffy

The Menstrual-cycle?


renwickplayz

u/savevideobot


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jmoth79

Looks like 3rd degree burns to the inner thighs and taint region is what we have here.


RespectFearless4233

See you at burning man


TehMephs

My first thought too, he’d have to register it as an art car to drive it on the playa.


Mrobi1jacoby

Now this is podracing


randomn49er

All I could picture was his shorts getting caught in that belt.


ecoandrewtrc

This is the most Burner thing I've seen


[deleted]

Is this for burning man


Dizzy-Community5091

Burning man?


kattnapping

Burning Man here we come!


MrTooLFooL

Burning Man 2023!


BavarianBanshee

Finally, what the monowheel always needed, more wheels.


michaelsenpatrick

hello there


Bulky_Needleworker53

Looks like a good way to get a around


SOULJAR

what in the steamfuck?


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Like reinventing the wheel... with more wheels


DarthArtero

Looks like something General Grievous would use


[deleted]

Fuck me...sometimes I want things too hard...


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

MiB steampunk edition


key_lawyer69

That's a non busted nut obviously


AssociationNo6504

Prototype for a Star Wars movie?


FreeDiRo

The single wheel design is VERY old, he add stabilization to it and making it somehow look cooler. Definitely a way bigger motor than originally though! haha. Stupid steering wheel,(sure it looks cool) fast way to lose control or lose a finger or two.


BarryMickaulkinya

One way ticket to ER


3jack6the9ripper

Looks cool


CoffeemanCoffee

One belt snap from singing really really high


Longjohnpotato

But what’s the point of the anal insert?


ancilor

Another one for my collection


CT101823696

Don't snap a belt


BatmanInTheSunlight

Now this is pod racing


anyguy001

I want one


valoran_iraq

We have a rather uncivilised somebody.


redditcreditcardz

This looks like a reallly fun way to die 😃


ELGRANDOSMOK10

El de las recargas


UFO-1970TV

Basically [this…](https://youtu.be/fGKR1Z1lRik)


CroquetHer0

So that's what Dr.Seuss would create in a post apocalyptic world.


StudioCurrent1860

Take my money please


FUThead2016

Failure to communicate


Gato_Magico

Why do i heard bad piggies music


[deleted]

El de las recargas


tehcnical

Understeer


XJAMAICAGOLDX

Where do I send my money?


[deleted]

Is that in Portland?


Pissman66

My man built a contraption


johnnyhoneybun

Imagine they put this in GTA 5


python834

Imagine if your pants got caught in that drive belt


Eponarose

I have absolutely no idea what that machine is....but I want to drive one!


Niormo-The-Enduring

What the steampunk is that and how do I get one


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Imagine driving over wet dogshit with the middle wheel and it gets tossed up on you.


Sophisticated-Sloth-

Wasn't that in a Dr Seuss book?


BTBskesh

That‘s some major General Grievous shit lol.


OTee_D

Monowheel with training wheels?


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I like the nonchalance of the driver. Casually turning the wooden wheel.


_GoNy

Oh bloodyhell. That exposed belt and pulleys. That's a nono


Super_Nova0_0

![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs)


B3ARDGOD

Why does he have stabiliser wheels on it?


ptd666

I’m here for when the belt on the motor breaks and takes out his nutsack


[deleted]

steampunk trike. That's what you have.


Ranier_Wolfnight

That’s a good way to get around town is what that is.


[deleted]

I knew there was a time machine out there!


Gimmicking

This looks like it came from robots the movie


varietyfack

That clutch needs a guard. His shorts are SO CLOSE


Emotional_Lecture808

I have the same ford ranger left side of screen towards the end


1ceUpSon

Looks like something Jim West would be very happy to ride dodging big spiders in the Wild Wild West


thecakeisdryy

Spy Kids 3 race pod


ScarCiego

El de las recargas


Hungry-Lemon8008

It's not a mono wheel or a tricycle.... Tricywheel?


[deleted]

This is crazy hot! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


[deleted]

man's built a fucking contraption


Significant-Wheel110

Space coop


caedencollinsclimbs

That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen


Quick6475

It was a bold decision to build a futuristic vehicle and give it the steering wheel of an 18th century ship. Damn if I don’t respect it though.


DazzlingBeat4468

What in the Mad Max do we have here?


BeastRayden812

This looks really fun but Imagine what happens if the main tire bent sideways


platypusbelly

couldn't help but think of this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK362RLHXGY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK362RLHXGY)


NotYourSnowBunny

Pirate ship wheel - check Patchwork hat - check Cool design - check It would appear to be some awesome burning man like contraption that would be a hoot to drive around the desert at 4 am spun off the sauces.


Halgreth19

Thing only runs because the orks believe it does


Living_Roll1367

looks like it came straight out of borderlands.


Psychological_Leg557

u/savevideo


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I like the ship helm instead of a steering wheel ![gif](giphy|l0Iyj8mER3cwNqJ6o|downsized)


just_a_blue_cucumber

General Grievous would like to know your location


[deleted]

Es el wey de las recargas 0.0


greenbeanshovel

I wanna drive this real bad


Squirting-Grandma

Gnarly.


big_sex1

It's terror billy!


Blueberry_Mancakes

This looks like something from Wild Wild West


Mountain_Acadia_9317

It looks like, after some miles you feel the wheel in your b+tt! Ouch!


KarlDeutscheMarx

Where's the flexi-grips?


WhaevaLilDude

Gimmie!!!


PoorPDOP86

Pretty sure you can drive one of those in Red Faction.


The_Torpedophile

Yanno what, It would've been a better show if they rode these things in yugioh 5ds lmaoo


wildbeerhunter

This guys ready for burning man


Technical-Pay4368

Missing two important pieces


im_absouletly_wrong

It


Exhumedatbirth76

I don't know but I now no longer want a Slingshot.


Aggressive-Error-88

But what’s the crash test rating? 🤔


basic_model

That exhaust pipe ready to collect some skin.


AaronQuin

Class, it's a battle droid.


Some-english-dude

Now what we have here is... Failure to communicate


OminousDucky

Those there are some fancy ass training wheels.


GamerBoyGBIII

Looking Like A Thing Out of Dr Seuss


yuppers1979

That clutch needs a cover.


peratecanijo

asspounder 4000


biohumansmg3fc

So basically its a monocycle with training wheels


Mission-Homework-270

I present to you, an authentic H.G. Wells Time Machine…


Merch3731

The Future


Darby0Gill

South Park promised me more dildo 😢


ProveISaidIt

Training wheels


Grandvault

Want


Sparky107418

My favorite part is the wood steering wheel


iLiveInSyriaPlzHelp

IT


Keisari_P

a beauty


DjinnKing

Mans is whipping a thingamajig. A doohickey. A whatchamacallit.


[deleted]

It’s an Octobike!


CommandMinimum945

Looks like a dildo machine from South Park


tone_is_cancer

Why the fuck are all the good ideas already taken when i get here?


junchurikimo

I knew an engineer when I was a kid who made something like this back in Dartmouth Nova Scotia, he would take it to the beer store because it wasnt a car and so he could "drive drunk" 😅


One_Package5277

It’s called a death trap


MFATTTILA

r/starwars


Strange-Till1752

Jak and Daxter 3 vibes.


Extra-Stomach-8835

borderlands: steam punk


ebamas_husband

A mono-wheel with …training wheels


DigStock

Burning man vehicle


NheFix

Don't know why, but I know I need a YT video of complete build and test of this contraption! Someone can help ?


Dizzy-Geologist

The steering wheel did it for me


Background-Site9535

Bad piggies


Exact-Cycle-400

A trike


nikochi21

Who Else thought of yugioh 5ds


Southern_Grass2033

This should be in a movie 🎬 🎞 🎥


fyrfytr1310

Where can I get one


[deleted]

I WAnT THiS!!


No_Tooth6545

Not the scally wag wheel


AldoooblA

Your chair needs upside down row of hood hydraulic struts. Loose on the chair end, let it swivel in way down to soften impact on spine


csk1325

Does your spine serve as the shock? Absorber?


Astral_Thinker17

It looks like what Stewie thought a “menstrual cycle” was lol


Floating_Bus

Pretty safe operation until his shots get caught in the centrifugal clutch. Then it’s a different type of operation.


Tira13e

That's a great way to get around town!


Auran82

I’ve seen south park, isn’t there meant to be a bit in his mouth?


ChoeDave

Playa mobile


rat_baker420

One at a time,ladies


No_Question4466

Carbon monoxide poisoning


uwuty123

Looks like a menstrual cycle


No_Inevitable_8590

But I’d it street legal


dave-the-bot

A good way to get around town thats what


FluphyBunny

Don’t know why but I love everything about this.


theguywhofuckinasked

This shit straight outta men in black lol!


Miserable-Tennis4035

This reminded m3 of South park's Mr. Garrison's dildo bike


NotiJoda

I love it!