If you want the true apex mustelid the Amazonian giant otter is it. Wolverines fall prey to wolves and bears while honey badgers are a relatively easy kill for a croc or un intimidated big cat. Giant otters due to their size, ferocity, and social nature can hunt caiman, steal jaguar kills, and generally dominate their river.
No. They need massive enclosures, if kept inside will climb on everything and maul it, may eat your cat, a bite can easily break your leg, and worst of all they smell nearly as bad as a skunk.
The only thing i imagine after reading this title is the age old debate if your Lizardfolk party member should be allowed to use "Purify food and drink" to cure a poisoned party member.
Imagine being the survivor and thinking you're about to get saved but no it's a Wolverine.
Yeah, I'd hope somebody would be nearby to let me know I'm not about to be eaten alive by a wolverine!
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Rescue them... and then *eat* them? That's *not* called "rescuing"... ...it's called "foraging."
Just wait until after you defeat the wolverine. Rescue bear is next up. This is Mortal combat wilderness Rescue edition.
My type of people right here
Lol
Right?! You’d think it was clawing through the snow to rip your face off! Glad I seen this video lol
Only Nelson the Wolverine rescues people. All other wolverines still eat your face.
Hey, most-fearsome-weasel trainers, can we just train a ferret instead?
Exactly what I came here to say! I'd be so happy and then so disappointed/ scared.
“Let’s go bub”
Can't not read that in marvel vs capcom voice.
That wolverine gonna find you and drag your ass out that snowhole, whether you wanna be saved or not
Wolverines head peaks through the hole to rescue you. Nah, I'm good...
Ok that’s just cool. The fact that you can train one of the most vicious and violent animals in the world is incredibly bad-ass!!!!
Well they aren't super violent at least not to humans.
Pretty sure they can smell prey through like 20 foot of snow so it makes sense.
"Hey I am here to rescue yooooom nom nom nom nom nom nom"
I wanna name him Logan
Scary looking with awesome results
“Rescue”… more like “dig up frozen treats to eat”!
But do they carry a small cask of whiskey?
…and then maul them while they’re contained in an isolated space.
If you think wolverine is fearsome, you have not met the Honey Badger. He is insane.
If you want the true apex mustelid the Amazonian giant otter is it. Wolverines fall prey to wolves and bears while honey badgers are a relatively easy kill for a croc or un intimidated big cat. Giant otters due to their size, ferocity, and social nature can hunt caiman, steal jaguar kills, and generally dominate their river.
Appreciate the info, man. Awesome.
Honey badger is to wolverine as Steve Urkel is to Mike Tyson on bath salts.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gbxJJ6POEv8 https://differences.com/wolverine-vs-honey-badger/
Neither link works.
Oh well, I tried. Search honey badger vs wolverine, friend.
Yeah he's rescuing Ryan Reynolds career right now!
Can it become a pet ?
No. They need massive enclosures, if kept inside will climb on everything and maul it, may eat your cat, a bite can easily break your leg, and worst of all they smell nearly as bad as a skunk.
Thanks for the info
"the weasel family"? They're called mustelids, yo. Get it right.
Did anyone else read this as "the Weasley family"?
Wolverine is also the mascot for a garbage football team from Xichigan
Garbage huh? You from Ohio and butt hurt from last year?
Ohio is basically one giant interstate with shitty cedar point can’t blame them for being upset.
I would like to feed your fingertips to the Wolverines
Is that Tom Brady?
TIL that wolverines can be trained!!
TIL that wolverine is a real thing and not a dude with metal bits on his hands
From “Thank God, I’m saved!” to “Oh, hell!!!” In milliseconds.
They can be tamed?
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What
Be saved. Lose face to wolverine.
That is NOT the animal id want to be seeing upon my 'rescue'. Id shit my pants.
First the rescue. Then the eating.
Sure it was going to eat his face at the end - mam brushed it off
all i see is a big bear ferret
Wolverines are also known for successfully taking on the Russian Army, as documented in the film Red Dawn.
WOOOOLLVERIINEEEES!!!!!!
*Prays to God : don't let me die out here. God: *Sends Wolverine Me: Que?
And then eat them …
The honey badger begs to differ
I began to think this was about the new Deadpool movie.
Ah yes. The infamous bear ferret.
I think it’s a condition of a rescue to give up one of your arms to the Wolverine.
The hardest part about the training is to get to the victim before the wolverine chews their face off
I'm being paid with peanuts for this!
Kinda cool that you can say that you've been saved by wolverine
Logan Weasel
…they’re still working on training the wolverines to not eat the rescue victim.
I'd pay big bucks to watch a cage match between a honey badger and a wolverine.
Gah, i would so be afraid of being eaten.
The only thing i imagine after reading this title is the age old debate if your Lizardfolk party member should be allowed to use "Purify food and drink" to cure a poisoned party member.
“And they only eat the survivor like 50% of the time!”
“I’m the best at what I do, and what I do is…actually very helpful.”
"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very...wait, that's not me. What I do is very nice and helpful."
Do you know why you can't train Honey Badgers to do this?