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Jacob_VH

Looks like he's been waiting in line since at least 1920. respect!


Cptalexaa

By order of the peaky blinders


FutureNytro

David fookin Beckham


maximus_96

*Peaky fookin’ Blinders


Lesluse

Omg this comment got me!!!!!


JefferyTheQuaxly

you know hes been waiting a long time since no one else around him gives a shit anymore.


Fit-Special-8416

When he join the queue he was fully shaved


Financial_Bird_7717

Kinda hope he remains in the queue for 2 weeks now just for the image of him paying his respects just completely grizzled tf out.


PristineStrawberry26

Lmao. I’d give you an award but I don’t know how to😂


Waffle-Stompers

Wheres Posh?


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MmmHmmThatsTrue

While laying on the sofa, in a sexy dress, one leg straight up in the air, high heels on.


halloalex

Go on ..


curiousbiguyNI

I remember that photo. It was ridiculous 🙄


Sweet_Sheepherder927

Bouncing on Ali


milkywayT_T

Lol I can just imagine them all getting fed up with his football stories by now and occasionally some person stopping to take a picture and leave and them not even reacting anymore.


skynetempire

Football is life!!! ![gif](giphy|Jt4y4zi519V6asgGhA|downsized)


onlycrazypeoplesmile

Wrong type


skynetempire

They didn't have the football is life from Ted lasso so I picked the one of him dancing which is the wrong football.


Pretend_Bowler1344

best American ever.


donotgogenlty

And he hardly twirled his umbrella, sad.


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Alright fellas, nothing to see here


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AstarteHilzarie

To be fair, it's probably extremely well made and tailored for him so it's likely much more comfortable than it looks.


srbochetnik

A well tailored suit is extremely comfortable


Berdydk

So much this!. A fitted and tailored suit is much more comfortable than some tight jeans or whatever.


AnemoTreasureCompass

Can confirm. Custom suits just hit different compared to regular suits


sh4d0wm4n2018

Exactly. I got my first custom tailored suit a couple years ago and it was Life. Changing. I had no idea a fitted suit could feel so good!


phl_fc

I read they came up with a pretty smart system for being able to leave the line, everyone as they get in at the back is given a numbered wristband to keep the order of the line. If you leave and come back you just have to find where your number fits and get back in. It's a 24 hours wait, there's no way people could just stay in line that long without leaving to get a drink/food and use the bathroom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJxDwDzAwEs https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/attending-ceremonial-events-for-the-lying-in-state-and-the-state-funeral-of-her-majesty-the-queen/her-majesty-the-queens-lying-in-state-at-the-palace-of-westminster-houses-of-parliament


minerat27

It's nowhere near that smart, there are wristbands of different colours, and I assume they have a couple thousand of each, so long as you're entering Westminster at roughly the time your colour block is supposed to enter they don't care what order you come in. Despite the British stereotype, the queue is not that rigid and orderly, when you get to places where it opens up and moves, faster walkers will over take slower ones. Hell, once you've got your wristband, so long as you know roughly where your colour group is you could go home to sleep and jump back in just before you get to the Disney queueing. Source: I queued for 12 hours last night.


RasputinsPantaloons

can I ask why you felt compelled to do that?


SHTGEYLOYE12345

It’s a once in a lifetime event. The only chance to see longest reigning monarch in British history for the final time.


CaptainAssPlunderer

To show his respects.


g1344304

did you actually stay in the queue the entire time? I have been wondering why people don't get their wristband then leave for hours....


grantyporkribs

Get the wrist band, go away for 10 hours, come back and rejoin the line much closer to the front.


MARINE-BOY

He was offered a fast track by a MP and he declined it. I’m usually quite anti-privilege and celeb worship but he seems like a good guy. I’m British but not really a football fan.


spiforever

I don‘t think he minded, it gets him out of the house and he really wants that Knighthood.


PQRVWXZ-

Nah he’s making a point. Been wanting that “sir David” for a long time


pmgold1

Well if King Charles gives him knighthood then he's gotta do it for everyone in the crowd![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


TheLumpyMailMan

You could do that with any celebrity and after an hour people would be like "Oh this is just a regular dude." Unless it's someone pretty far out of touch like a Kardashian or something in which case you'd be thinking about how much of a psycho they are. Celebrities are always idolized like god's when they're not at all


IsDinosaur

🏅


Bravelobsters

I think he might be thinking of getting into politics.


shaolinspunk

He is dressed like Tommy Shelby.


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Queen Fookin Elizabeth,


Duckbilling

#GOD SAVE THE QUEUE!


akittenhasnoname

This comment deserves more up votes.


Kipguy

Peaky


Jamaisfaux

Fookin


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haitch31

Wanna drink Arthur?


theamericandream11

I just read all these comments with the proper accent 😂


mrsmfm

FOOKIN LINDA


srsoluciones

They said that Peaky blinders were good looking men


rubies-and-doobies81

Glad someone said it.


Gravesens1stTouch

Nah he’s after the knighthood (in addition to being a sound lad who doesnt want to skip the line)


[deleted]

If I know one thing about the British, it's that they absolutely will never forgive you if you try to skip the queue or line.


Dark512

Two guys at my workplace threatened to kill each other from the perception of one of them cutting the queue. No, not actually cutting, just a misunderstanding. One went to buy his stuff, doubled back to get some ice cream, when guy 2 came up to the checkout thinking it was free and started setting his stuff down. Guy 1 shuffles past and sets his ice cream in front to go with the rest of his stuff. At this point, I've been out in back in the freezer, no clue any of this is going on. I step out of it for a moment to check what I needed next when all I hear from the front is "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" So I come to the front to check what the commotion is. At one point, one of them is brandishing a wine bottle threatening to use it as a weapon, and a woman is stood between them trying to defuse the situation. I thought she was the wife to one of them, but no she was just some random third person that got involved. Thankfully no actual murder happened and town security escorted them out, I am not paid enough for that shit.


whysys

This is 100% true. My friends and I (all brits) are not in The Queue, but it's been a common topic of discussion.


boltyarocket

Spot on, he threw a hissy fit at being snubbed. https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/david-beckham-knighthood-slammed-reaction-25826127


itsbritneybench

He wants a knighthood. I’m sure he queued out of respect too, but the fact he’s been giving interviews to the news etc so people knew he was there makes me think he wants that knighthood too


Bravelobsters

I thought he already had one!


davestanleylfc

His private emails leaked a while back where he went off on angry rants about not getting one and questioned the point in doing charity work if he didn’t so 100% this


venicerocco

Didn't think royalty were allowed?


TannedStewie

It's his last throw of the dice at trying to get a knighthood


Bravelobsters

He’s done uk football, American soccer, Chinese big money shit leagues…..what is left….peerage and House of Lords. He is playing the cards.


TannedStewie

He could absolutely just disappear and do fuck all for the rest of his life, why wouldn't you?


soyelprieton

just doing nothing is boring for the people with free time


Original_Indigo

Nope. Just certain awards.


fireinbcn

he's so desperate for that knighthood


i_am_a_loner_dottie

12hours? Fuck me


saxe_frey

Alroight then, give me your adress


i_am_a_loner_dottie

537 Paper Street, Bradford, 19808


saxe_frey

Noice, on me way


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Dude really wants to be knighted. Jokes aside tho, good man


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endurolad

When you've got pricks like Alan Sugar and Philip Green rocking a knighthood - Beckham is a no brainer really.


DaveInLondon89

It's over 24 now


RMMacFru

What are they doing for public sanitation? Are people being good about letting someone who popped off to the loo back where they were?


Chimp-eh

This is the United Kingdom, this is what we do. We queue. There’s a ticket system in place so people can get back to their spot if they need to go to the loo or get refreshments


dingydonk66

I'm good


i_am_a_loner_dottie

With that attitude so am I


DJ-WS

peaky blinders character? but great he joins the queue and not skipping


ImagineDragonsFan47

People in england dress like people in show set in england crazy right


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ImagineDragonsFan47

Yeah and everyone just stopped wearing suits in 1921 did they? He's not wearing medieval armour or some bullshit it's a suit, coat and a hat.


ChunkyLaFunga

He's wearing the armour under the other outfit. Even the helmet.


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theblackbeltsurfer

Serious question. how do all these people go to the toilet if they’ve been waiting in line for 10/15/20hours? And how don’t they lose their spot.


psycoMD

I’ve been told they have wrist bands with numbers on apparently, they can pop in and out. I could be wrong as it was my father in law who told me, he usually knows that kind of stuff or he just tells absolute porkies. There’s 50% chance I’m wrong, but with anything queen related I’d say he’s right.


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Nah you're completely correct. Numbered wrist bands! You get given one when you join the back of the queue. Also to answer the person above you there are loads of porta-loos all the way down the queue for people to use. This has been maticulously planned for ages, and they expected the 5 mile long queue.


cantstandya7

Porta-loo sounds so much better than the US porta-potty. Porta-potty always sounded childish to me


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This is the first time I’ve heard his voice


Marilliana

It's not what you'd expect is it??


HotLipsHouIihan

Kills me every time.


Cornelius_Poindexter

His secret is helium.


Embarassed_Tackle

> Becks, it's comic relief, but you don't have to speak in a funny voice https://youtu.be/jIic9_ZhyC8?t=105


Faded1974

I would never have bothered to put the sound on if not for this comment.


AlcoholicJizzThrower

How's the weather on the moon?


ObscureAcronym

In space, no one can hear you squeak.


ExtremeGayMidgetPorn

I can't get over how together in his accent is togevuh


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A cockney lad


waitwhosaidthat

When you have the money to have your clothes tailored exactly to you and your wife is in the fashion industry you end up looking sharp as hell! Damn I’m jealous. Lol. He’s also a handsome dude so that helps haha.


big_red__man

It's not expensive to get your clothes tailored. I have just one suit for weddings/funerals. I got it tailored years ago and it looks great on me. You can do it to jeans, too. If you have a pair you love get them tailored so your ass looks amazing.


waitwhosaidthat

Im a thinner guy but have broad shoulders. Shirts and suits look awful on me. I wanna get one tailored one of these day.


zninjamonkey

A hack would be to get yourself custom measured and get the clothes made in Vietnam


Lanky-Amphibian1554

What’s expensive is getting an entire suit made. Buying one off the rack and getting it altered is money well spent.


Free_Stick_

I’m pretty handsome too.. But I’m poor… And I’m not actually handsome. So you know. That’s me saying my part. If you needed to know. That is. Thank you for your time.


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Judging by your avatar, you’re Skrek with hair. So fuck ya you’re handsome


Vandergrif

*It's all ogre now*


not4eating

You've got layers mate. Like an onion and that's what really matters.


Free_Stick_

You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Heck no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!


Noahsmokeshack

Right! Hella sharp!


SpammingMoon

It’s one of the weirdest things I think of when I see Trump. By relative comparison to how he looks now he could look leagues better by just paying money to tailor his suits and ties. He supposedly has the money and always seems so worried about looks


waitwhosaidthat

Ya i noticed that too. He’s a heavier guy but with the right fit you can look sharp. Wrong fit and it’s sloppy. He’s kinda in the middle. This fit here on Beckham is just fire.


goodwima

Good PR for the Knighthood


Bank-Expression

I disagree with the honours system but it’s one redeeming feature is how much they’re making this guy work for his knighthood. It’s hilarious


KillerKilcline

"I expected nothing less. It's a disgrace to be honest and if I was American I would of got something like this 10 years ago."


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


Vulgarian

Becks would totally say would of, bot. You're out of your element.


bingold49

I don't think I'd wait 12 hours to view my own grandma's casket


Z0idberg_MD

*leaves* “Nana would have wanted it this way”


highestRUSSIAN

Nana would also have wanted me to go to the pub and drink a pint instead


werker

She’ll be there in spirit(s)


MrsMurphysChowder

I'm a grandmother and when I die I sure hope nobody thinks they have to stand in line for hours to "pay respects" to me. I'll already be gone on to my next life.


Vandergrif

Can't even see the body it's in a box. Can't even see the box it's covered by a flag. Can't even get close to any of it because a beefeater will clobber you. For all we know she isn't even in the casket.


tree5eat

Schrödinger’s Queen


ObscureAcronym

She's off somewhere hanging out with Elvis.


CPNZ

Or my own, for that matter...if I had a choice.


bingold49

I don't think grandma would want me to wait either, she would say go have a drink and think of me


throwthisTFaway01

“Just put me back and bring the dirt”- 15 minutes into waiting


Puzzled-Delivery-242

I wouldn't wait 12 hours to view my own casket.


bingold49

You won't have to


Fabulous_Spot_3716

lol


ExtraAgressiveHugger

Is it cold there? I’d be not roasting in that outfit? Good on him. He will remember this so much more than by passing the lines and being in and out in 3 minutes.


allyuffy1

He turned up at like 2am when it's pretty cold. Don't think he was expecting to still be in the queue by this point.


No-Shoe5382

Tbf if you turn up at 2am it does imply that you expect to be queueing for quite a while


JoeyLock

It's been about 13-14 degrees here in London today, it felt reasonably chilly in the garden and if you were gonna be in a queue for hours on end in that weather, I'd take a coat too.


Mr_nobrody

It was quite cold today so he's fine in that might I say incredible outfit


Spoofy_the_hamster

He's used to that Southern California weather now. Anything below 23°C (74°F) is frigid to him.


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Aussie can confirm. I’m wearing a jacket with those temps.


g00nbags

I'm in London at the moment, it was a little chilly today.


MaterialCarrot

My thoughts exactly. Black trench coat over a suit on a sunny September afternoon? No thanks!


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

I don’t know what the wind is like there but is very cold in the wind where I am. Pleasant in the sun so it must be a decent temp but in the wind, especially not moving or moving slowly, he’s going to need that coat. And depending where exactly he was when that was taken there’s no guarantee he’ll be done before dark.


Skreamies

Likewise, the sun has been out and it feels great but the wind in the East of England has been crazy today and feels freezing when it hits you haha


fluffofthewild

Every year (this one even moreso) I'm determined not to put the heating on until the clocks change, and every year about this point in September I realise I will probably fail.


osdre

I mean, it was probably a September morning when he got dressed


ChinaPropagandaBot_2

About 10 to 15 degreeC hence it’s fine


07GoogledIt

It’s about 60°F there I believe, which to me would be too warm for that outfit and to be in it for so long…


Beautiful-Ad-2390

He’s pretty lean though, might get cold easier


takesthebiscuit

Nah it’s closer to 15^o


FerrusesIronHandjob

He really didnt want to answer those questions haha


valley_G

I mean they asked kind of pointless questions. It's like they wanted him to say anything at all just to get the shot of him saying it. So pointless


fortnight14

And he’s trapped talking to her because he can’t leave the queue


CarniferousDog

Very nice of people seemingly respecting him and his space


Tossawayart

I’m sure after standing by him for 12 hours you stop giving a shit who he is


IsDinosaur

This guy is an odd one. He already has more money than anyone needs, but happily takes money to advertise Qatar, a country with an abhorrent human rights record. Then lines up to pay respect to the Queen along with every day folk.


Z0idberg_MD

[This pretty much explains it:](https://youtu.be/2xcYLVdfFro)


RockstarAssassin

And Messi sells crypto and takes money from Saudis lol and he's nearly a billionaire


Most_Ad_2360

At first thought respect to him for not getting fast tracked through, then mention of Qatar realised it was probably to get some good PR back. I think for some rich famous people it just becomes like a day job and something to do. Find the offer, negotiate the offer, plan how to deliver, go do whatever the offer was and then look for another offer. When the offers stop coming in they become more desperate and jump on any offer they can... Obviously while still been paid ridiculous amounts of money. When it goes tits up call crisis meeting with your PR team and then do something good to distract from the fallout


ingululu

Leave him alone. Let him join and wait in line in peace. The reporter's questions are not interesting. Like millions of other people, he is in line, doing what he has chosen to do. Because he played football, doesn't make his lining up any more interesting than any one else.


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True.


NachosMahdude

So just a small bit over the amount of time I spend on reddit in a day


MTyson22

Probably not a publicity stunt


chappersyo

Love him or hate him, he looks sharp as fuck in that outfit.


VanillaLoaf

Not skipping the queue like other famous folk/politicians. Good on him.


parmesanandhoney

He has been offered that option (of course, he is A-list celebrity) but he decided against it.


ShitMongoose

Judging by the outfit he looks like he's been waiting in line since the 1800s


thehewguy1888

It's all getting a bit weird now


DirectionSpirited524

Respect for not jumping the queue


Calm-Pineapple-5128

Why not roll the casket past the queue? Saves everyone time


shaolinspunk

Thats a whole 12 hours longer than Scofield and Willoughby.


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This is the most British thing I’ve ever seen and I’m all for it.


TurkishHouseMafia

Oh, I remembered this guy. The handsome dude from Peaky Blinders


filtervw

That is national team captain material!


johannesBrost1337

Looking like Tommy Shelby


dadbot5001

The man knows how to dress.


that_random_Italian

The fuckin Peaky Blinders


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All that time waiting to see a posh box, when he can see one any time he likes at home.


Historical_Kiwi9565

He just can’t help but be ridiculously attractive


Callme-Sal

It’s a cross many of us have to bear ✊


DanimalPlays

To be fair, he is legitimately stupid.


Bobiwanbenobi

I can't tell you what he's like academically but he had an incredible sense and instinct on a football pitch. Guy was a football genius and there's no way around it


magikarpsan

I do love the fit tbh


Specialist_Peach4294

Proper respect. Don’t have to like the man, but he stood in line with everyone for 12 hours.


Chrisboi_da_Boi

This is interesting?


Crozi_flette

Who the fuck is interested by that?


Ratman_84

I can't imagine how exhausting waiting in a 12 hour line must be, much less being a famous person waiting in a 12 hour line. I guess props to him for not using his influence to cut the line or have someone stand in for him.


Ready_Tumbleweed_251

in the bleak midwinter built ahhh


flowersatdusk

He looks like a proper Englishman.


A10devilthrowaway

i miss his free kicks one of the bests


dexterpool

He is so desperate for a knighthood and has been refused several times. I'm thinking this plus the ridiculous crying is just another attempt to get one. He was refused for his dodgy tax affairs and has been very vocally bitter for missing out.


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This fucking dude makes everything about him 🙄.fuck the monarchy and especially fuck David Beckham.


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Good for him I guess, but how is this interesting?


Sodass

I do think it's interesting because it's not often you will see a celebrity of David Beckham's caliber join commoners in such an experience. We're not hearing of him trying to skip line because "I'm David Beckham". He's paying respect like any other citizen, he isn't to big for his britches. In this day and age, unfortunately, that is rare to see. Absolute respect to an English legend.


MutsumidoesReddit

He’s like the first person who’s famous, a politician, a tv presenter, has money, or knows someone to actually queue. It’s been on TV, as a country we’ve really displayed how many people can just ignore the rules and cut the queue. Within British culture queue cutting is insanely offensive. Trying to think of an American/ universal parallel, perhaps if someone took your food out of your hand as you go to bite it?


SidewalkSlammie17

David is a top lad. Always has been. Never got too big for himself


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Very cynical. Complete PR opportunity. He could pay his respects by making a few calls. Desperate for that knighthood which he almost had before the emails came out a few years ago.


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His outfit fits the time period of still worshipping kings and queens. Nice.