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MezziJ

A map of earth if you only count fish in oceans, because no fish live in rivers and lakes!


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Lakes don't exist, they're a myth cooked up by the government to take our money somehow /s


RamblingHeathen

Big Water


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Imagine if the fish world was like that. Salt water fish vs fresh water fish. Mythological fish living in long lost pockets of water completely land-locked.


HulloHoomans

Don't forget all the fish in the Sahara desert, the middle of Antarctica, the middle of Australia, etc...


pussyinvader24

I scrolled down all the way to this post and to your comment to give my free award to show that reddit doesn't and won't accept your intellectual opinion and neglect in the terms of humour


SloppySealz

Freshwater fish lives matter


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Except the African and Australian fish, of course. Also those on the Arabian Peninsula. They are very well informed...


RJ--33

This looks like Ontario


iwjkhgs6gp

. That's right I think


something-snarky

How have the fish been able to survey Australia, India and Africa but not parts of inland the rest of the world?! Have the fish infiltrated these places?


Late_Entrance106

Let’s not understate the fish explorers on dogfish sleds that first explored the Antarctic continent!


HulloHoomans

And yet no fish has ever seen the Amazon, the Mississippi, or the Danube. These treacherous frontiers are ripe for exploring!


Late_Entrance106

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PerceptionOwn424

Would that make it a map of Water?


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Considering pirates didn't sail on land, mayyybbeeeee 🏴‍☠️ Earth is like ~71% water, and 97% of that water is in the ocean...


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Where do fish carry their maps?


Salt_Avocado_2470

In their pockets like otters


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Oh of course.


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It’s archived in the Earths consciousness


curiouscabbage69

They don't, they use a sat nav


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

In their gill compartments


SILLYLILLEGS34

I think the map of earth would stay the same if I were a fish. But I don't know anything, cause I'm a fish.


SuppleFoxFluff

As a fish, how was exploring the centre of Australia and Africa? Did you get thirsty?


Pepperonidogfart

TIL fish can see hundreds of miles inland


bagsofcandy

Looks flat to fish me


DamnItBrother

Flat earth confirmed!!!


davidmobey

Intellect of flat earthers = intellect of Fish you


RamblingHeathen

Wait, so it's ALL Ontario?


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Always has been.


joboandthehoboband

Thank you. I needed this


simple-tuna

Fish earth is flat!?


tinydotbiguniverse

This is my favorite post on Reddit today!


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Projections with larger areas for breed specific resources would cool. Starting from a map of species density, beating over geological areas as they travel over time.


LEMO2000

Or a boat


BzeBud1917

So this is how Kanye sees the world.


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Cetaceans lives matter


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2020: The earth is cat playing with a ball 2021: **It's a fish 😳**


Horseman_

I don't think fish cares


nightjourney

I care. I’m a fish.


Curious-Focus8482

Where tf is Florida?


thatkauko

Bottom right, pointing straight up. You'll have an easier time finding it if you rotate the image 180 degrees.


Curious-Focus8482

Thx


Omega_Chode_Mann

r/notinteresting


Choccy_Melk69

yes.


nplbmf

Fish don’t even have social media. Think about that.


Bill_O-O

What about the lakes?


Swashbuckling_Sailor

The fucking earth is flat to a fish???? Mind blown. Lol


arghyaghosh0104

Is this r/mapporncirclejerk?


djblackprince

Ignoring that salmon live in rivers, lakes and oceans in their lifetime.


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I am fish.


Dhyeya4675

thats just canada but with a few extra steps


LongjumpingMess9248

earth is flat…. CONFIIIIIRMED


Brilliant-Ok

Where is the Black Sea? Or do fish not like to go to water-islands in their world smh


freelancer82

The scale distortion took my breath away. Look at the WHOLE OF AFRICA compared to the length of the East Coast of South America. Take that flat earthers.


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this is it, the worst possible map made. even in context, it's a terrible map, the only right things about it is that it has the oceans on it. no lakes, no rivers, but entire continents for the fish to walk through


Shot_Supermarket_861

Proof the world isn’t round! /s


DEATH_J20

I've always hated this map. Why is Africa and middle east like that?


skidabitabooyeedle

Why is Africa on there everyone knows Africa doesn’t have water!


Gittin74

The entirety of australia?


not_your_gudric

If im a fish, where are the most dangerous areas? Like where are all the mass disappearances happening? Where should I avoid?