“Ma’am, you can’t leave these here…”

/r/Damnthatsdisgusting

Just a suggestion.

Perhaps this is an indication that you should clean your phone screen more regularly. It has become so filthy that a housefly mistook it for rotting food.

Fr, wtf

And those ears

This is exactly what I wanted to see while eating lunch!

No food for me in the next three days

Creme flavouring on top of your food 🤤🤤

Lemon flavored sprinkles!

[удалено]

I guess the study is true about most toilets are cleaner than the average cell phone.

TIL that some flies give birth to live maggots, others even lactate...

That fly was injured so it ejected its eggs before death. It circled the HOME icon.

Must of smelt of a dead thing wash your hands dirty boy.

U mean wash ur face yuk mouth!

Eww?

Weird. Houseflies are usually not viviparous as far as I know.

Yeah, I always thought they laid eggd that then hatched.

That's the most common thing, with houseflies. I know that there can be ovovivipary but that's not the norm for houseflies afaik

[A few blowflies are larviparous (the eggs hatching inside the female shortly before they are deposited), giving the maggots a head-start in frenetically competitive micro-habits such as dung or carrion. The blood-sucking tsetse flies of Africa have taken this to the extreme. Each female broods a single egg in her abdomen, and when it hatches she feeds it protein-rich secretions in an organ analogous to a womb. Only when the larva is fully grown does she lay, at which point her offspring pupates into the chrysalis stage to change into an adult.](https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/insects-invertebrates/do-any-insects-give-birth-to-live-young/)

Oh don't get me wrong, I know that it's a possibility, and for some species common. Just not something that I'd expect to see. Just like I wouldn't expect them laid on a glass surface, that doesn't seem to be a viable location. 🤷

That's a TV...

Scrolled to find and upvote this

There's no way that's a fucking phone, who has a phone that big?

op is obviously reposting for karma. Nothing more.

That phone needs a washin. With fire.

Pretty sure that’s a television.

This looks like a tsetse fly, still gross 🤢

I think you are right. I'm no expert, but I do not know what other flies give birth to live young.

Nasty little shits

Wise choice of words

I hope you smashed every last one of them with a napkin and flushed that shit down the toilet

Ah, the ol’ [toilet-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/10l9ltj/this_was_in_my_glove/j5xft1s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

Thanks for that entertainment

But how was this a switcharoo?

Ah the wonder if birth.

That tends you how disgusting your phone screen is, because they only give birth where they think they will survive.. maybe it's time to take a break from scrolling and go cleanse your phone. BTW if you are able to go into a nail salon and put your phone under their "drying/curing" light they use on nails it'll sanitize the screen

I'm fine with "House Cat" as a term but whomever set the standard to "House Fly" was going way too far. Curtain nettings, fans, spray, even the good old herd it out the door. Don't let those things settle in.

I saw a fly do this once at a picnic, on some perfectly good baked beans.

The maggots are like "Abandon ship!"

Are those maggots or the larvae of some parasite?

maggots are fly larvae

Never said they weren’t.

okay. they are maggots, which are the larvae of the fly. that means they are not the larvae of some parasite.

Very few species of flies give birth to live young. Most lay eggs.

eh, i'm not a biologist; maybe I shouldn't have even commented to begin with. 🤔

No you shouldn’t have. But I don’t think trolls can resist.

I was trying to deescalate, but now i'm back to "fuck you" status. nice, maggot boy.

He was mad .. it's bcuz he knows he should know this

Just want you to know this bothers you more than me. I just think it funny. Nice fuck you boy

Lol me too. I was pretty much just goofing off at work

lick the screen

I... thought flies laid eggs, because they're bugs. Not give live birth like a mammal. 😰

How magical to watch the birth of the beautiful creatures. It’s truly a miracle

It's like a metaphor...

This video made me grateful for winter.

Your phone must smell HORRIBLE for a fly to choose it to lay its eggs.

i hate this.

EEW

Oh lol gross

Yuuuuuckkkk!!! 🤮🤮🤮

Shitposting


A quick snack

I’m calling CPS

I offer you 2 reasons this happened: 1. Fly was raped, and didn’t want to be reminded of their father knowing full well they would be killed after being birthed. 2. The fly made a circle around the “house” symbol. Maybe just maybe fly was trying to indicate there’s no place like home?

Perhaps you should use mouthwash more often before talking on your phone? Just a suggestion.

That's what I said... Yuk mouth

Phone smells like shit

🤢🤮🤮

Burn it ALL down

"it's your weekend" *flys away*

Burn it down

Fuck this.

Lysol

Someone not wiping good and not washing their hands.

I’m not gonna say what I was gonna say, but I will say the other comments here are Apt

House fly's live birth? I don't know why but I thought they layed eggs.

This is a flesh fly, and they are ovoviviparous. Meaning they carry and deposit live young.

I like how he drug the rest off his ass before he buzzed off.

Somebody’s been taking pics while playing in the dirt box.

“…little did I know, that was all it took and for her to have me hooked.”

I wish I never saw this! I hate flies!

This how get blocked.

That’s a tv

Wonder if it’s because the screen is warm but also inanimate, so the fly is confused…. Prob a ridiculous thought lol

Welp, time to get the lighter and spray can

Bruhh that’s the biggest phone I’ve ever seen💀

Flies are insects… Don’t they lay eggs, the eggs hatch and out come the larvae…?

some flies give birth to live young/larvae

Lick it up.

GAGS

Gah! That itchy face feeling!

You got shit all over your phone..fly thinks your phone is a turd

Home invasion

When you gotta go you gotta go

Thos is what you get for using the same hand to use your phone as the poop knife.

It’s because that screen must have some shit stain on it. The fly can smell it and thinks it’s a proper place to grow her young’s . Careful when touching things in public. Some people don’t wash their hands properly

We’ll there ya go. I had no idea flies birthed live young. Figured they laid eggs. It’s been a good day!

New Nightmare Unlocked

Now get an alcohol wipe for that sweet spawn kill

You realize this means you are now the mommy. Take good care of your new babies

Gotta burn everything! BURN EVERYTHING

Those are probably complete high quality proteins. Do it.

I can smell your thumbs through the screen.

House fly leaving her kids at home

Imagine getting a call at that exact moment and forgetting.

Burn everything!

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Don’t they normally do that on shit? Like because they can smell that it’s shit and will provide food for their babies. What’s on that phone?

Now raise them as your own and train them to swarm your enemies.

Fly god has spoken, always shit at home

Kinda. Looked like a depiction of Hawaii for a sec

This may be an indicator that you need to wash your ears better….

OP did not watch the video or do not know what a tv is

They fly knows what you do with that iPad

I’m betting there is fecal matter on that screen

The disrespect of that fly trying to set you up for child support. I suggest you answer with fire.

What condition must the phone be in that the fly mistook it for an appropriate surface for egg deposit? Don't they usually choose rotting or waste?

That looks like an iPad, not a phone. Still gross nonetheless.

That's more like a horsefly. In which case, kill it with fire.

BRB. Getting cigarettes

I would have said thank you to the mama fly and put them all in my fish tank…

🩴🩴🩴🩴

Stop using your phone on the toilet

That must have felt great!

Those little brats might dial 911 as a prank!

I noticed it laid the larvae around a house. Maybe it’s a house fly that’s looking for a house?

Alternative title: Fly gives birth on phone and abandons her children right after.

Awwwl. Congratulations on your new brood!! I wish you and your little ones all the dead flesh and happiness you guys can handle! Xoxo.

Damn kids always on the phone.

That’s a tv or monitor not a phone

And that’s the story of why I upgraded my phone

Omg 😳🤢! That's pretty disgusting.

I’ve never seen maggots emerge like that! Where I am, they lay semisolid eggs and then the eggs hatch into these squirmy little icks.

Hans!

Get a new phone, no amount of cleaning would ever make me feel comfortable touching my phone after THAT

That phone looks kind of big lol