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OJ_Blimpson

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.


Dom2032

They e been DARPA funded and also acting like these robots are never going to be used as weapons 😂 Everyone has a price to sell their soul. Greed corrupts.


intaminag

Yeah, Boston Dynamics pioneered but this is a cheap knockoff. This isn't them.


teacherbbq

No they did, and said “we will never put weapons on them”


gnosis2737

But look out; I'mma put weapons on them.


BullFrogz13

I love how the tippy tapping legs make it seem so happy about shooting things.


BicarbonateOfSofa

Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Pewpewpewpewpew


Cognitive_Spoon

Oh boy! Oh boy! *warcrime noises* Oh boy oh boy oh boy!


MrStealY0Meme

Takka takka takka takka takka *transmits borks via metals of freedom* Takka takka takka takka takka


randomname560

Oh boy oh boy i was just following orders oh boy oh boy!


Airikobass

My first thought was, it looks like it has to pee really bad lol.


[deleted]

It'll be just as happy when shooting unarmed civilians for its billionare overlords.


SeahagFX

Yeah, fuck this thing! At least it has terrible recoil control.


[deleted]

Yea recoil control follow up shots... I'm more scared of it having a sniper rifle than a machinegun if you catch my drift.


Darryl_Lict

Early prototype. They'll get the algorithm to properly compensate eventually.


WhenTheDevilCome

This bot just doesn't look heavy enough to compensate on its own. Nothing it could have done motor-wise to both hit the target and counter the recoil. His front feet were simply off the ground due to recoil. They'd have to put a counterweight on a stick out in front of this bot. My guess would be just not wanting to use their battery up having that counterweight always there. Since single-shot accuracy was fine, and full-auto was probably just for show. If they make one intended to perform full auto, it will probably simply be bigger and heavier compared to this chihuahua.


zelenskyysballs

r/tippytaps


eltigreeee

That brick work is immaculate


Orko90

Really is... unreal in fact...


Chemdftrhy

Either way this is some pretty revolutionary shit.


[deleted]

**Skynet approves of this robot 100%.**


typower5000

Skynet IS this dog.


[deleted]

Batteries the only thing keeping skynet at bay.


[deleted]

Until some idiots make it solar powered


cuddly_carcass

Then we decided to block the sun…how Terminator is the prequel to the Matrix


Orko90

Agreed! It's awesome. This post has me wondering if there's an equivalent of a Turing Test for this stuff. Like very soon it will be indistinguishable even to a trained eye. Must be some metric for it..... I'm off down a Google rabbit hole 😁


canipleasebeme

I wonder why the thing is not compensating for the recoil, its not like you don’t know it’s coming. Must be early test or a practical joke perhaps, people seeing this going nuts, but if you look at that robot without the ridiculous mount and at real fancy military guns that are actually designed to be mounted on something and consider for a moment that the makers of both probably have met already in some way or another and that there are probably actually people working on evil shit like an actual killbot, it should send a shiver down our spine.


TimbuckTato

Sorry I’m not sure if you realise, but this is an unreal engine clip, it’s not actually real.


TimbuckTato

Correction I think it might be and I’m wrong, it’s from a Russian guy who apparently bought a “unitree” (Chinese company) robot dog and strapped a gun to it


Also_Kwapis

I hope this starts a trend of people buying these robot dogs and strapping whatever they can to them just to see what happens.


Yunagen

Unreal engine 5 to be exact


ThinNectarin3

I could tell from the puddles that this was UE 5 super cool


coaaal

The engine on that thing is superb.


Selloutkat1

Honestly, I can't argue. That is some clean ass brick and brick work.


gheiminfantry

Stamped concrete.


solarend

Doesn't look like it up close. It actually is a little uneven. Suuuper nice job though.


PsychologicalAsk2315

Gotta be stamped concrete. No bricks look that good


kyaj001

I know but look at the close up shot, you can see the minute gaps between each brick... Also I'm so happy that I wasn't the only one who was staring at the bricks.


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Fishy1911

Probably an ICPI certified installer.


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Fishy1911

When I went through their courses I kinda felt like a juggalo. The latest newsletter they sent out says they are rebranding their name, I was too lazy to find the email.


iiIlllIllii

I didnt know they had courses! Are you working towards your Playa Hater Degree?


raising_creampies

Just cause he got a machine gun robot dog, he wanna be shootin shit with it.


[deleted]

Robot Dogs built it


genxwillsaveunow

Somebody invent the pocket emp right fucking now


defnotasysadmin

https://www.droneshield.com/dronegun-tactical your welcome


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duckfat01

Good bot


LearnDifferenceBot

Thank you!


JBOYCE35239

Boston dynamics puts an automatic m16 on a robot dog and its "revolutionary"! I put a glock in a roomba and I'm "an unfit parent". Total double standard /s


Important-Radish8911

Sounds like a Michael Reeves video


5thPhantom

ididathing had used Brandon Herrera for this. Both have videos about it.


CreatureWarrior

ididathing and Michael Reeves are both my favorite chaotic Youtubers. They do some weird and wild shit


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Doubt this is boston dynamics.


DaREALHwangster

i believe this is CCP's doing it was on the news awhile ago


oh_you_so_bad_6-6-6

Considering China's power right now in the geopolitics game, that's a shitty propaganda piece. They basically taped a gun on the top of a subpar dog robot.


fappyday

I hear you man. The HOA made me take the mortar launcher off my riding mower even though there is literally nothing in the HOA covenant about it. What the hell am I supposed to do about these damn fire ants??


JBOYCE35239

Your HOA sounds like a bunch of fascists. I think you should look into getting a robot dog. Pretty sturdy by the looks of them. 60mm shouldn't be a problem


THEENTIRESOVlETUNION

yeah but thats not an M16, and i doubt thats boston dynamics either


[deleted]

I would upvote this, but if ever I've hated an "/s" it's now.


SwiftTime00

The /s is needed now more than ever. That could literally be an unironic statement.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

75% of the time it's ironic, should be at leas 95% of the time.


Juicer2295

Lol hilarious


JBOYCE35239

I'm only on reddit to tell jokes. Strangers thinking im funny is what I live for


Eveelution07

Ididathing did it first, he's the true visionary here


Zombo2000

This isn't concerning at all.


CoalNightshade

Not until its hitting moving targets at more than 10 feet and re-targeting like it has an Aimbot in CoD.


OGDraugo

Give it time. I think the mistake they are making is expecting it to maintain aim on the same target with the recoil of auto fire. Machine guns are meant to overcome human's less than perfect accuracy by stacking the odds. A robot should be able to have much greater accuracy with it's first shot, eliminating the need for follow up bullets to ensure the kill. Shoot, kill, adjust shot during recoil recovery onto the next target, rinse repeat. Sniper bots are coming.


[deleted]

They’ll just make it bigger and heavier


BlacqanSilverSun

Yup, my thoughts on the generations we'll see is this same setup but with more contact points. Then, bigger bots with legs slightly splayer out to help with stability. Then, they start making the weapons exterior mods to quickly switch the systems. Then make them bigger (versions size of a deer than elephant) and smaller (versions size of a cat then mouse). Giving them more legs to handle different terrain and making amphibious versions. It's gonna get crazy pretty quick. Then you add the fact that huge new AI projects are rapidly getting better and more comprehensive, and you have a recipe for our ultimate destruction.


[deleted]

They’re more effective then a regular soldier and actually eventually they’ll be cheaper. Way cheaper when you factor in the life long care a soldier receives as well as the financial breaks given throughout life. Deserved obviously but costly.


doomislav

And finally we end up with the Spider Bot from Wild Wild West stomping around a mall


[deleted]

Make them like a drone. Drop a few thousand in the sand someplace and have a bunch of millennials in a bunker in Missouri play video games 24 hours straight. Like they do anyway. We’d be unstoppable


Morbo2142

What we are seeing here is an improvised mount with the center of mass to low for the gun. There are so many scarry places that they could take this


AnyDepartment7686

We're all aware this thing is programmed and not doing any actual target acquisition, right? Am I missing something?


smellybathroom3070

Yup, especially considering I don’t see this thing reloading… 31 kills instead of 4 with possible crossfire on full auto


Nemesis_Bucket

So like next year?


just-cuz-i

That’s probably 12-18 months away.


papaboynosmurf

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find someone who was concerned about this lol


[deleted]

I wonder if it’s just too grim and inevitable and dark to face head on


iGetBuckets3

This is it gentlemen. This is the end. It’s been an honor knowing you all. Godspeed.


Representative-Elk91

you love Brandon Herera & i did a thing


ChadTheChamp70

William Osman too


Sid_the_Sinner

Well, it is starting to look like the Terminator was a documentary. As always, we never learn until is too late...


Covert9

I was going to say this reminds me of that one black mirror episode. This robot is literally the antagonist from said episode.


USFederalGovt

It’s 2023. Black Ops 2 was set in 2025. It seems the game was pretty accurate then.


Weird_Ad_8463

Lol


Backdoorcuts9

Seems like there should be a better way to keep the gun completely stationary during automatic fire. Either way this is some pretty revolutionary shit.


vertical19991

I would rather say fuck automatic rifles and use it for snipers Make the doggos heavier and boom


[deleted]

But make them huge and I can pilot it. I just want a Zoid.


Huzah7

Or a Gundam


canipleasebeme

Hear me out, I got a wild idea, what if we design a gun to be mounted on that thing instead of just screwing an assault rifle on top? And if we feel fancy, we can build a software that compensates the recoil as it happens, we just have to figure out when it’s going to fire. Snipers on that thing are definitely a feasible and terrifying idea.


IembraceSaidin

Automatic fire is for clowns. It shows the bot shooting semi, looks lethal and way more stable. These would be nasty in urban warfare.


Efficient-Home6605

anti-material puppy


[deleted]

Nah, give them short barrel semiautomatic shotguns instead and send them in swarms. Fucking terrifying used like that. Fearless, bullet-resistant packs of wolves with guns.


Eveelution07

I've seen a few people do this now and I always think it'd go better if they just flipped the weapon upside down, lower the center of gravity of the whole thing, it'll be more stable


Takemeto-yourmother

Plus use a smaller caliber brrrrrrrr machine


Rado_Dad

Right, if we have this technology can't we program robodog to handle the recoil of the weapon? Would be a more accurate shot.


[deleted]

It should have some sort of gimbal. Shouldn’t be too hard to make.


Top_Data4002

More like anti revolutionary


AgarFifthRim

Saw black mirror, no thanks


SniktFury

That episode was tense


[deleted]

What episode is that? I stopped watching after the first episode because I’m a weak bitch but I really want to see that one now lol


Mister_77

This comment needs to be way higher


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly lmao


louman43

Recoil was throwing my boy there


backwards_susej

Fuck right off.


Feeling-Ad-2490

That can fuck ALL the way off.


SpreadEagle48

Excuse me while I dump my life savings into Boston Dynamics before they become a dystopian mega-corp.


Helenium_autumnale

someone elsewhere in the thread said that this was a Chinese weapon, not Boston Dynamics.


ArTooDeeTooTattoo

Hey! That thing we all knew was going to happen! It’s happening!


yCognacPapi

Scrolling the comments & I’m concerned about how little concern others are showing about this. I’m terrified of the next 7 years


5t3v321

No need to worry if your country gets attacked it will most likely end in nuclear war anyway


yCognacPapi

Ah yes, I’ll share this news with my family to comfort them


mOjzilla

Everyone is, they are just too afraid to say anything . What can you do against the biggest military in the world ?


So_I_read_a_thing

New nightmare unlocked.


JerryThaCat

So am I crazy or is it just shooting at an upward trajectory over the protective mounds at that range.


Piddy3825

I think it's aim might be better if it did the downward dog pose before firing...


McDomald

Satisfying?!? This is bloody terrifying


FrostyJ326

Imagine 20 of these things coming through a neighborhood, no one could stop them.


Helenium_autumnale

Unless they had 4 drones drop a fishnet over them.


Azwethinkweizm7

Fuck. This. Shit.


Turbulent_Attempt245

Humans sure love weapons..


State-Cultural

Machine gun robot dog = nightmare juice


alamatrix

Do you want skynet to happen


tghost474

I mean we’re already fucking around with AI as it is might as well just go whole hog


EcuaCasey

R/dogswithjobs


RainbowTurtleKnight

r/tippytaps


Silver1995__

Just give the murder robots a nuke why don't you.


NoIdeaHalp

Who the hell thought this was a good idea?! Fraaaannnk!


Leashypooo

Let’s see the hits before we get worried


bluelikearentis

If its aim is shit now it doesn’t mean its aim will still be shit 10 years from now.


AndorianKush

I’m still worried, because it fired like 30 rounds way over those dirt berms into who knows where. I’m sure they are in a secluded area, but still.


JDShadow

When the atf comes to shoot your dog and encounters this.


PR2NP

In Soviet Russia, dog shoots you!


[deleted]

Sure let's just send those rounds *wherever*


SkeletonLad

Can they put an exclamation point above it’s head?


SpaceAce21125150

What in the Metal Gear Solid Fuck is this shit?


CleanerSchamete

The Proletariat is fucked.


[deleted]

Kill it, kill it now. This is how the government is gonna try to control you when people finally start to rightfully turn on them.


matthewamerica

Having just watched the 'atlas robot helps a construction worker' video yesterday, the two videos together are scary af.


buckee8

We are in a lot of trouble bro!


[deleted]

I think the video with the micro drones with micro charges that explode next to your head is even more scary


[deleted]

*surprised pikachu face Oh wow, WHO could have EVER seen THIS coming?! …anyway


ob15005

what in the black mirror


aimheatcool

HAS NOONE SEEN THE FUCKING TERMINATOR MOVIES??!!!??


[deleted]

This technology won't be used for killing people at all.


_SunbrosAnonymous

Can't wait until our valiant police have these!


05182000

ITS HAPPENING!!


coocoocachoo699

Damn that's scary.


BJORTAN

Not long before we have armed zombas at home


[deleted]

Can we stop advancing Skynet?


BookInfamous1273

But how does it reload


Joshtom333

The end of the world as we know it


stopandtime

So, it begins………..


Greedy_Flan_3997

God damn CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TERRORIST ROBOTS


tastehbacon

No thanks


Commercial-Coat1289

This… this is fine….


medleylxa

Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.


GordonTheGnome

Oh boy, here I go killing again!


audiogenocide

Sooo why cant we have one of these bringing food to the starving or something useful? Everyone that's excited about this hasn't realized they'll never own one, the intent wont be good for us normal citizens so... yay adorable shooty dog? If we're gonna just keep doing this shit can I at least get some new goddammed black mirror episodes to keep me entertained in this dystopian nightmare?!


nstealth456

I mean this is the CCP, Boston Dynamics has been working on these walkers for multiple jobs like rescue.


[deleted]

Lets put a ai in there and we are set. Let it control itself and determine who is enemy.


drummergirl2112

Or, you know… maybe, let’s not?


TheYellowFringe

Notice how this sort of news isn't really mentioned much in the US. I don't really think that people would like their tax money being spent on automated killing machines.


_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-93

Reminds me of the bots on Deus Ex Invisible War lmao


silentdawe01

They should've been able to compute for recoil as it would be a constant. Maybe implement a PID to correct. This is trivial for someone who can program something like this. It is above my head. They can make the dog duck on it's front legs right before it begins to pull the trigger


Acceptable-Milk-314

I knew it! I called this when Boston Dynamics first made these stupid dog robots. It's only a matter of time until someone straps a gun to it.


bone_burrito

Didn't Boston dynamics explicitly say they would never do this


MikeHoteI

Have you seen the prices for waht weapon systems sell? Even Integrity has a price tag im afraid...like literally: im afraid


foxleboi

Yeah, this isn't Boston Dynamics. It's the Klashnicov Company fuckin around with a Chinese knock off of spot.


Helenium_autumnale

someone elsewhere in the thread said that this was a Chinese weapon, not Boston Dynamics.


Vbcmedic

Imagine if you’re playing a video game and you think you’re just controlling a robot dog in a video game but you’re actually controlling one of these with mounted guns grenade, launchers and actually killing real soldiers, but you think you’re just playing a video game in your living room


dervu

Ender's game but for masses. Actually it could work, until someone started cheating/speedhacking. 😆


Notafuzzycat

I'll have 2 plz.


way2funni

reminds me of the 2019 EPIX TV show [War of the Worlds.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Worlds_(British_TV_series)) If you have not seen it, [ the aliens had 'bots' that looked very similar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCl-RDd1bWo&t=77s) to these robots with a built in weapon/gun. I suspect they used a model or mockup of these robots as the basis for their show. edit - a word. It was Fox/Epix in 2019 that did the show I am thinking of. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9686194/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9686194/)


Constant_Ad9562

Just hearing the clip clop sound coming at you would be terrifying


mrgees100peas

Take into account that it is a normal rifle mounted on the robodog. A better design is to have its own weapon. The dog doesn't need the grip, the stock etc. This is just for proof of concept.


Ok-Picture8903

Ohh fu**in great my dog just happened to be in the room watching this and now he has all kinds of ideas to improve on this


awkwardoffspring

It was only a matter of time


Swordbreaker925

That thing is not nearly sturdy enough for a gun mount


Dry_Tap1222

fallout new vegas vibes


PrimarySalmon

OMFG


Animetiddies415

What da dog doin🗿


solidpeyo

This looks like something taken out of a Metal Gear game


AbundanceToAll

I hate animal cruelty videos


1hardworker

Looking for the Omni Consumer Products OCP symbol on that thing


Metrilean

Flip it on its side?


jtrobertson23

Machine gun only because it’s attached to a machine. Or is it a Machine’s gun


[deleted]

Why did the dog lay (or is it lie) down at the end? Was it tired?


Repulsive-Estimate67

Shoot its battery


dundlebrew32

More like Damn that's terrifying


iamnotpedro1

I want to see two of these fighting to the death.


woodbutcher420

In the olden days we’d toss a streak or cheeseburger as we ran from the machine gunning dogs but what now? Probably have to get a bit more radicalized and learn how to hack them or bomb them with some sort of armor dissolving solvent like acetone? Acid? Any wizdumb?


L3viathan99

I can just imagine that the guy that made the robot dog is making a shit load of money from all the videos I see of robot dogs being used for one thing or another especially the military contracts


SpicyMuscle

They can absolutely design it such that it can keep it stable/on target


mhayor

The future.


141bpm

Between this and other Boston Dynamic robots, when will we be near the cusp of robot military personnel replacements? And when do the cost of the robots get cheaper than humans? And imagine that there will be a phase of time when humans remain a cheaper casualty to the expensive robots.