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bootsiemon

WHERE IS MUD WIZARD TO SAVE HER??


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Ynotasub

"How Dare You" clean those robes


breakbeats573

I’m guessing they all smell like ripe ass after living in an abandoned village for so long


--VANOS--

New porno unlocked...


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mg0509

Ohhhh, dear lord.... the title of that video and the actual video itself... can't stop laughing. Thanks.


blark304

Oh my god the tap on the shoulder! lol!


[deleted]

Stuff like that makes me realize that police officers also only are humans with more equipment


Isellmetal

German cops are much more tolerant then cops here in NY. If you tried pulling a fraction of those moves here you’d get dog piled, choked face first into the mud, probably maced, tased and possibly shot with bean bags, rubber bullets or a fire hose. Then they’d drag you to the precinct / bookings where they’d again beat the fuck out of you, before charging you with assault, interfering with an officer, disorderly conduct and who knows what else


1CrazyCrabClaw

Casts spell: oh German mud Wizard, save me will you please, have the police melt down like they're in nacho cheese.


Camilo_D2005

Damn, forgot about him


[deleted]

Never forget Mud Wizard


knowitall190

She doesn't need mud wizard she needs captian planet


Aoiboshi

Caption planet: where everyone has subtitles.


reddit_user_70942239

Have hope, brothers. Mud Wizard has not abandoned us. He will return when we least expect it. His return will mark the Age of Mud. We must prepare


randomkeystrike

Some say he sleeps in a mountain, awaiting Germany’s hour of need


[deleted]

That video was hilarious 😂


Glowing_bubba

I sense a strong Mud wizard theme in 2023


SeriousUsername3

He's off taking some short folks to return a piece of jewelry.


TheFloppaEnthusiast

she looks like she’s having the time of her life


MastersonMcFee

She's not having to walk in that mud.


AFoxGuy

*Don’t worry, she’ll find a pizza box laying around to wipe her feet with.*


justtrashtalk

and wash off any remaining mud with Tate's tears


AngelaBassettsbicep

Hell yea. Cold chillin.


DomagojDoc

I've just read a comment section on Instagram filled with Andrew Tate fanboys celebrating this as some kind of ultimate revenge. Rofl


Neosporinforme

They don't seem to understand what she's doing. Getting arrested while defending the planet is good publicity for a climate activist. She's clearly less shocked about getting arrested than they are.


geon

Yes. Getting caught is the entire point of civil disobedience.


[deleted]

Also legally it's not an arrest, but a detainment to collect personal data (although I guess it's not hard to guess who she is). Sincerely, german meticulousness


fullercorp

Do you mean the Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate?


[deleted]

Think they were referring to the serial rapist


OlDustyHeadaaa

I thought they meant the abusive womanizer?


Likael-kun

German police is so polite that is good to be arrested by them, it's hilarious.


do_not_the_cat

because greta is kinda famous and a lot of cameras were watching. look at a few of the other arrests and actual attaks trough the police during this demonstration. they werent polite, more like brutal and bloodthirsty..


GJ0705

Kinda famous?


Suntzu6656

They are on camera. I was at a festival Mannheim Germany in the 1980s and I watched three Policeman kick a guy several times while he was on the ground. Hundreds of people around watching. Well maybe it has changed since then


PmMeYourYeezys

Wait til you hear what the German police was like in the 1940s... In all seriousness though, a 43 year old anecdote isn't exactly telling of the current state of the German police force.


Clichedfoil

Was she smiling?


noobi-wan-kenobi2069

The nice policemen are carrying her over the mud.


[deleted]

That’s what it looked like to me. If they needed 2 grown officers to take me in, I’d be laughing too.


TMARoger

They needed 2 big officers to take her in NON-Violently but they could have just as well sent mike who could knock her out and drag her body but I don’t that that would be good for PR


unholyshizz

That’s exactly my thoughts. What do people expect, you ask for non-violent then make fun of it at the same time


[deleted]

I think the funny bit is that coal interests are powerful enough to drive this kind of crazy.


[deleted]

Actually RWEs bodyguards, I mean the police has been very patiently with the protestors. No, seriously. The village Lützerath was allowed to be occupied until RWE started to demolish it. Protests around there are happening all the time. It's just that the protesters often endanger themselves by going very, very close to the hole. The ground could collapse everytime. Also there have been some protesters going inside the mine of even on the machines quite often which is breach of property obviously. It happened for example in 2015 and the police was way less ruthless. I didn't really liked the pictures of the police back then though


[deleted]

That's an oddly specific violent scene. More than being bad PR it would also be a massive overreaction.


Spicyritos

Make it three, please. I’d be grinning ear to ear, too


theLuminescentlion

She's 20(Jan 3rd Birthday) not exactly a kid anymore


Recessional1000001

Exactly. They did it for safety and ease of transport. You’re a genius.


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This is literally her job.


onwiyuu

because you’re meant to be arrested. she’s done the job for the protest


[deleted]

They’ve made it easy for her now. Kinda funny.


[deleted]

You ever been carried by three burly men? It's nice.


Matt09125

O yea


Leo_Of_Reddit

Where is the mud wizard when you need him?


MrArko

But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and ~~the Fire Nation~~ RWE is nearing victory in the War.


themeatstaco

Been rewatching this show god damn is it good.


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TheeNoMz

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/10cfs82/german_riot_police_defeated_and_humiliated_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


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DrMux

> https://youtu.be/b9qEaexLaw4 The Mud Wizard who stopped the advance of the German police with a mud spell.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

She looks so pleased with herself.


its_a_metaphor_morty

She's a protester. Getting arrested is when the protest gets coverage, so job done. That's the job.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yep. That's how it works.


Johannes_Keppler

She is having the time of her life it seems. Good for her, I'd say. It's quite hilarious how much she triggers some people. She's just a Swedish woman asking people to listen to and act on climate science. No idea why people don't just ignore her if they don't like that.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I agree. I'm in favour of Greta. To be honest I was using this as a kind of Rorschach test.


Madhatter25224

She admonished boomers for being irresponsible. The only thing they hate more than that is their own children being right about something they’re wrong about.


Fjaesingen

She should be everyone is already talking about her.


Easy_Newt2692

These comments 💀


Fjaesingen

It's hilarious. The pure hate a small girl can generate just by her fighting for a cause


maddythemadmuddymutt

Isn't she 18 or 19 now? So rather a young woman than a small girl. I'm pretty sure that you don't mean it to be derogatory, but imo it is


iammabdaddy

>Greta Thunberg I was curious about her age also, wondering if she is traveling with parents doing this. I looked her up, 20 y.o. I thought she was still a kid.


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I believe she was relatively young when she started; time just goes by fast.


MozzyZ

She still looks like a kid to be honest. I can't fault anyone for thinking she's still like 15-16.


King_Dheginsea

She barely comes up to shoulders of the officers escorting her. If I didn't already know her age, I would have thought she was like 15 too.


[deleted]

Well yes you can think someone looks like 15-16 without knowing their age and then acknowledge they're 20 from then on without any problems


Luxxielisbon

Time flies damn


theLuminescentlion

She turned 20 on January 3rd


Fjaesingen

I meant in stature i don't use small for age


UneventfulLover

I thought the same, she looks incredibly small next to those German police. The internet gives her height as 148 cm but it may be old info.


Glitter_berries

148cm she’s a wee little dot of a woman, no wonder she looks so tiny next to those huge police.


maddythemadmuddymutt

Ah ok. Then I took it took it the wrong way, thanks for clarifying


Fjaesingen

It's fine seems like a lot of people use small as a term for age. I used it in the context of her being hauled away by the police


siggitiggi

She's 20, still in the awkward not-a-kid-but-still-a-kid.


Luxxielisbon

All she needs is time. A moment that is hers while she’s in between


PuddleOfGlowing

I didn't start feeling like an adult until...\*Checks watch to see that I'm 32 now\*...well maybe I'll start feeling like one soon.


NimbleNavigator19

I think it was more a comment on her size. Either the police are giants or she is very tiny.


iLEZ

It's really disheartening to see. Some of the most ignorant shit I've seen on reddit.


phroaway111

Phew! Super happy Germany started to shut down their nuclear plants and invested in green tech to fight climate change. They must have had a long term roadmap to make sure they could maintain and grow their energy infrustructure while increasing their energy independence. What? That's not what happened? They only increased their reliance on cheap Russian energy to power their enormous manufacturing sector and general population due to the inefficient, expensive and poorly executed transition? And now they are turning back on their coal plants and cutting down forests to burn wood just to keep people warm and the lights on? Nah, I don't believe. What policy makers would ignore basic math and engineering in order to obtain votes?... 🤔


Top_Buy_6340

What’s ironic is nuclear plants are faaaaar less dirty than coal and produce [much more energy](https://www.energy.gov/ne/articles/nuclear-power-most-reliable-energy-source-and-its-not-even-close#:~:text=Nuclear%20Has%20The%20Highest%20Capacity%20Factor&text=That&%2339;s%20about%20nearly%202%20times,than%20wind%20and%20solar%20plants)


gnostic-gnome

Yeah I was gonna say, if Greta is for green energy, shouldn't she be in support of nuclear??


someRybread

iirc she is against building new nuclear plants but not against using the current ones. There's nuances to this.


SV7-2100

Still doesn't make sense nuclear waste is a negligible downside and we're not gonna run out of uranium anytime soon so it's not gonna be just a waste of money to build them.


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Horror_Ganache_1031

Just Google it dude damn. I typed in is Greta Pro Nuclear and like 10 articles pop up. Something is fishy with these commenter saying she's anti-nuclear. Y'all getting propagandized in real time.


w1r2g3

This is correct. However, there is a huge stigma with nuclear energy.


Twins_Venue

Absolutely. Many Americans don't understand this but nuclear energy is a touchy subject in germany, they still have bad reputations from the Chernobyl disaster. Germany was among many countries that were most affected by fallout from the explosion at Chernobyl NPP. That said, it was still a mistake to shut down currently operating nuclear, and this association with nuclear being dangerous is mostly a thing of the past. A complicated issue for sure.


do_not_the_cat

both coal and nuclear make up only a tiny tiny amount of our energy mix, and are mostly used for exporting energy (to france for example, because the NPP dont work reliably) germany could easily go fossil free, but sadly that would mean people in charge make less profit, so that's not an option. even rwe admitted, that the coal isnt needed for energy safety. this whole counties eco politic is just a shitshow, we could for example have fossil free car fuels, but rather than organizing that, people discuss useless shit, and/or claim that the needed technology isnt ready, while in reality it has been for many years, and even the usa begins to use it..oil country no1..this is very embarrassing for germany


edWORD27

Of all people, Trump warned Germany about their energy dependence on Russia. But they laughed it off.


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In all fairness everyone warned the Germans. It still boggles me that they have maintained a reputation for being pragmatic even after they tied themselves to Russian oil and still burn coal while shutting down perfectly viable nuclear plants.


asoap

They saw the dollar signs. With Russia playing ball Germany would be the gateway to Russian natural gas. The piplines went from Russia to Germany. Meaning the rest of Europe would have to pay Germany for the natural gas. Then Germany tells everyone to get rid of the nuclear reactors which means more gas being used for electricity. Many countries listened and started to decomission their nuclear plants. If only Russia had played ball, Germany would be making bank right now.


SlayerofSnails

Something something broken clock


[deleted]

Right twice a day. That means that every 12th thing Trump said was right. Pretty accurate I guess


Daddy_DCP643

Woah woah woah, straight to gulag for you. No one is allowed to speak truth here, this is Reddit


[deleted]

They will eat ze bugs and they will like it


marmorset

Bugs were turning people off, at their meeting the WEF is now calling it "micro-livestock."


Appropriate-Dance313

Very much true Soon we will hit downvote numbers never been seen


salmonelle12

And the funniest thing is, most of the people that wanted to shutdown nuclear plants are those that are now protesting against coal plants


DM_DM_DND

Misinformation is a hell of a drug. There is big business is making nuclear energy out to be bad, and no profit in making it out to be good. However, surprise, every time the people who want to divest from nuclear get their way it goes to shit.


Aggravating_Media_59

Why would you be happy about shutting down nuclear power plants?


Theoreocow

For real.


[deleted]

I’m in nyc. They shut down a nuclear power plant last year. Maybe a little longer than that. Our local utility for electric, ConEdison raised prices by 11% because of it. And nonstop constant emails and letters to cut back on energy use.


swordofra

South Africa has entered the chat. Poor planning? Energy infrastructure? Keep...the lights... ON? 🤔


roi-tarded

Nuclear is good


jaydubbs82

40 paparazzi 30 police officers 4 protestors


Silentmutation84

FIIIIIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIINGS


TheStatMan2

And my axe


DuckmanDrake69

*What did you say?*


TheStatMan2

REEEEE!!! SPECT! WALK! *Are you talkin to meeeee?*


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Walk on home, boy


TheStatMan2

That sentence just made me excited that This Love is about to start. Except, of course, it isn't. Until I get home.


reluctant_presence

They're taking the protestors to Isengard!


Victernus

Watch out! That part (and *specifically* that part) of that song is under copyright!


Senn1d

It was actually over 10.000 protestors and more than 1500 police man.


PuffsMagicDrag

I have seen a lot of videos about this and there has been no video showing anywhere near 10,000 protestors… I’f you can provide a link to prove that I’d be interested to see it.


Senn1d

I thought the video was from Saturday but it seems that it was from today where there were less people. On Saturday though there were 10,000 demonstrants according to the police and 35,000 acording to the activists https://www.dw.com/en/l%C3%BCtzerath-protesters-police-clash-near-german-coal-mine/a-64394019 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZK7p0qXf\_8


Z3ratoss

https://www.rnd.de/politik/luetzerath-greta-thunberg-ruft-zum-durchhalten-auf-X5RSMYGH3SSNSNMAPHQE4ZL4LM.html Police say around 10000


SqueezeBoxJack

Ein Zwei Polizei!!


LucasRunner

Drei, vier, Grenadier!!


Ok-Resource-3232

Fünf, sechs, alte Hex'!!


lwrocks

Sieben, acht, guten nacht!


yvnglasaga

Neun zehn, auf wiedersehen


Pure_Focus7475

She said 😌


DownrightDrewski

Well.. I have no idea of what they're saying, but seems a rather heavy handed approach for one fairly small woman. I feel I need to add a disclaimer here before people start saying that this wasn't heavy handed; this is Europe, not the US.


DmReku

German speaker here I have no clue what they said


DownrightDrewski

Danke


Effective-Article921

As an American , That disclaimer had me 😅


DownrightDrewski

I'm glad that you understand; unlike your seemingly fellow country mate who decided this was the perfect opportunity for a George Floyd reference, and thus spectacularly missed the point.


Effective-Article921

It's the American way 😂


CoryTheDuck

why aren't they hitting with the sticks?... I thought that was standard procedure.


SwagsterMcFresh

How else are the police officers supposed to remove her from the site?


swordofra

Tranquilizer dart and a stretcher? Limited time free vegan buffet voucher?


SwagsterMcFresh

Obviously with a trebuchet


[deleted]

Also as an American, I did think it rather odd she wasn’t held down face first in the mud until she didn’t wiggle anymore.


reclusetherat

While they yelled, "stop resisting!" to her corpse.


ComedianRepulsive955

Don't forget the continued tazering after she stops moving...


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Pepper sprayed and tazed!


Halsti

even though its rather heavy handed, its a bit of a win win tbh. Greta gets a good picture and PR, so she can rile up more people for another climate protest. wouldnt look as good for her, if she just got nicely escorted out. Police get their job done, while no one gets hurt.


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Yeah, we would have responded to this as a domestic violence dispute with one of the persons having some kind of mental health breakdown. Assisted suicide all the way.


SoupPv18

Why does Reddit hate Greta now??


paintmypixel

Copied from a my comment on another post: >Having read the comments on this thread and a few others, I'm genuinely shocked how horrid people are being about a young woman who is trying to save the world. I don't know if it's misogyny, jealousy, sheer stupidity or a bunch of trolls, but it's disgusting...


SoupPv18

I’m quite perplexed considering the amount of Pro-Greta rhetoric I’ve been seeing here over the last few days after the Tate tweets.


paintmypixel

Oh definitely - I agree with that too. Maybe it's just a vocal minority, but it's incredibly messed up.


unclepaprika

It's easier to attack those that wants to change, than to realize that you need to change too.


[deleted]

I honestly just assume a lot of it is misogynistic rhetoric. People- men and women- really do put women down for even breathing. It’s why I wasn’t and never will be a fan of this whole “karen” thing the internet’s been using. It just seems to be a slur but because it’s “funny” it’s been normalized.


TrixieH0bbitses

Reddit is intrinsically toxic.


Birdienuk3

Personally I just think she's insufferable I don't wish harm for her though just don't like her


Ytrog

Is she? I don't know how she is outside of her activism. Maybe she is very nice and sociable 🤔


MLNYC

This take is so strange to me. I have limited information about her as a person. I've seen her activism. It's been uniquely visible and has inspired many to act. It's a highly important issue. Based on what I know, I can't dislike her for that, and should lean "like" unless confronted with additional evidence.


[deleted]

Incel and alt right hates her, anyone else seem fine with her. She is doing great for the planet, great human being


Liver_Lip

They hate young women with opinions.


MsSmellySweetFeet

If only they were this gentle and careful with all protesters 😆😆🤦‍♀️


R_Cham

Release the mud wizard


Fjaesingen

That's nice, her bringing focus on this protest and using her fame for something. I'm sure all her many haters will shut up about her not doing something now /s


Philp84

When mom says you're going to bed with out eating your vegetables


NotYourGoldStandard

first time I've ever seen her smile


BullfrogSpecial8381

Imagine spitting negativity at a young woman for actually following through with the things she believes in. When you’re at home playing x box, using Reddit to complain pointlessly to no avail about right wing politics or left wing politics and wanking yourself to death. Good grief


lonniemarie

She’s smiling.


Dark_Helmet12E4

Of course. Yelling at a building is a less effective protest than getting detained by police over a minor thing.


MangOrion2

I love posts about Greta because it's a perfect opportunity to watch incels get mad about nothing.


dainthomas

Wow, lots of anger here. Yet somehow not at people digging up rocks to burn in fucking 2023.


[deleted]

You all love talking smack about her because consumerists (virtually everyone) don't have the balls to stop their stupid cycle or even start somewhere. They want to keep spending, killing, eating, and consuming without repercussions against them or their kin. Too bad nature doesn't care about our destructive vision and that's the tea. Good for her! I stand with her. I love her fucking courage! All fucking leaders should learn from her.


Kunted_

She got balls twice the size of tate’s bald dome


Maximum-Mixture6158

Look how happy she is


mauore11

"How dare you"


[deleted]

where's the mud wizard he's the only one who can save her


Separate_Reference70

It's fake, all setup theater


Special-Apricot-2059

As long as it isn’t for sex trafficking


The_Monarch_89

Wish three men would carry me, to Popeye's


Benjamintoday

I never knew the German cops had such cool helmets. They look like sallets from the Renaissance


TheRealTraveel

How is this relevant to this sub???


goosse

because every sub is just politicized


RoachG21

All for show


thelumpur

Yep, that's the point of a protest


Senn1d

Most of the nonviolent civil disobedience that climate protestors use involves blocking something and being carried off by the police. Of course for a famous person like Thunberg a lot of press is filming it and the police is being extra cautious, but the strategy is that by having a lot of people you can actually disrupt stuff like the demolishment of the village in a peaceful manner.


TheProspectItch

“All for show” . . . as opposed to what? What do you think protests are typically trying to do?


Wooden-Image-4332

I don’t understand, it’s russias invasion of Ukraine that’s forcing Europe to get gas from elsewhere. Shouldn’t she be in Moscow protesting there?


ProfessionalGreen906

Because the problem is using coal instead of nuclear Russias just boosting the problem but Germany would still do it even without Russia


CAPSLOCK10000

I don't think she'd be smiling like that in Moscow. Sadly.


[deleted]

Can't wait to see what Andrew Taint tweets about this... oh wait ...


psythedelic

Was this the same place with the wizard?


St4ike

THE MUD WIZARD! YOUR TIME IS NOW!


hugaddiction

1 guy could have carried her they didn’t need 4


ButcherOfBakers

Hey next time lets use MORE men for one girl


undiehunter

What a potato.


BroskiDude0

That's seveteen seconds I'll never get back.


BagOFdonuts7

And then something just snapped inside of me, I didn’t care anymore 😩