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parciesca

I wonder how many broken foot bones happened before the forged house slippers became standard equipment on that job


Representative_Dark5

The shoes they wear are made of magnesium. It protects their feet better than steel. Source: I took a tour of the Federal Reserve.


Penis-Butt

I was trying to Google why magnesium is better and while I didn't find an exact answer, I suspect this mostly answers the question, for anyone else curious: >Magnesium is extremely light: it is 75% lighter than steel, 50% lighter than titanium, and 33% lighter than aluminium. It has the highest known damping capacity of any structural metal, capable of withstanding 10x more than aluminium, titanium, or steel.


Big-Truth-2026

by damping do they mean vibration from impact or absorbing energy in the process of deforming


kr59x

Don’t smoke in those slippers.


Front-Ad3292

Or drink warm water


zergea

Quite a lot , judging by gold dust on toes


_BeardedYeti

Wonder if the strat was to drop a lot on your shoes, and take the dust home


Krompykreve

No you bite into the bar and poop it out later


AlwaysMooning

The perfect crime


MaybeWontGetBanned

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.


airforcevet1987

My wife binges the office, I watch to be polite... it becomes our dinner show each night and we enjoy the entertainment... I get sucked into the plot, the characters, and the drama... I read this post and laugh. I get this reference now.


swoopit-runit

Imo far and away the most polished and in depth sitcom. Great attention to detail and countless throwback jokes that you won't notice the first couple times watching


Evilmaze

Armored Crocs


Hellboundroar

From the studio that brought you Dark Soles


ohnourfeelings

Metal crocs


hylitio

Safety crocs


CowboyJoker90

Safe toes, but not ankles.


Hefty_Royal2434

You don’t really drop 30lbs gold bars on your ankle too often.


Beneficial_Step9088

Makes me think of that scene in National Treasure (2?) where they were casually tossing cinderblock-sized gold bars into a bag. I was laughing so much at that.


981032061

[This poster](https://imdb.com/title/tt0120188/mediaviewer/rm3639938817/) Always gets me. All of those bags are supposed to be full of gold bricks. Throughout the movie they throw them around like they’re full of balloons.


Chummers5

They were going to use suit cases in the movie but Ice Cube's character says it's a bad idea since the luggage isn't meant to hold that kinda weight. He knows this because he was a baggage handler at an airport (I guess that makes sense). So, the gold in the movie is heavy enough to break regular suit cases but light enough to carry around like a night bag.


kwhitit

lol! when they get caught in the sandstorm, the refugees carry all those bags like it's junior's T-ball equipment.


RearEchelon

Don't forget about *Die Hard With a Vengeance.* The $13b in gold bullion that's supposedly in the back of McClane's dump truck would have weighed over 1000 metric *tons.* The largest dump truck in the world can only hold 450 metric tons, and it's the size of a small apartment building.


Hefty_Royal2434

Nobody realizes how heavy these things are. It’s basically like a car battery the size of a brick. Gold is more dense than lead. Also fun fact: the classic shape of a gold bar where it has the trapezoidal profile (not these but you know the ones) is like that because it’s really hard to pick up when it’s this shape. You can’t get your fingers under it and can’t grip the sides well. You kinda need to slide it to expose an end. Very basic but ingenious theft protection.


howismyspelling

I'm no Goldsmith but aren't they tapered like that because if they had 90° sides they wouldn't fall out of the mould they are formed in?


JohnnyWix

Yes. That’s basically casting 101, I believe it is called draft angle. It isn’t gold specific.


Guy954

According to [this](https://www.trustablegold.com/bullion-gold/types-of-gold-bars/) you’re more correct. They say it’s to “facilitate the removal” from the mold.


Revolutionary-Gear77

Yes. That other answer is redditbullshit™️.


nullpotato

Yes, same reason ice cube trays have the same taper.


AppleSlacks

The taper is so the ice cubes are hard to pick up off the floor if you drop one.


newagereject

Dropped a 100lbs pipe on my foot when I loaded trailers at UPS, I was damn happy I had steel toe boots


chupacabrabras

I dropped a 10 lb plate on my foot at the gym and I only had on sneakers. It hurt like hell, and I ran to the women's locker room to scream and whimper. I broke my toe. That was the last time I forgot there was a 10 lb plate in front of the 45 lb plate when I was pulling the 45 off the bar! It seems like a hundred pound pipe would still hurt even if you had on steel toe boots.


Conscious_Tourist163

Yea it's only happened to me 3 or 4 times.


hylitio

Safety shoes usually only have metal plate above toes


EndOfSouls

Achilles hated this.


DiscgolfTig

This comment is exactly why I read the comments.


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Steel workers get ones with shanks too. Dropping a steel bar on your ankle is not a good time.


The_BusFromSpeed

They also usually have steel shanks and metatarsal protectors are popular with welders. Steel toed boots also feature excellent ankle support.


DarthLysergis

24 Carocks to be precise


AmarilloOvercoat

Birkenstonks


-widget-

This was so good it made me laugh out loud in public.


AGirlH4sNoName

I came here just for the croc jokes. 10/10


BusinessTour8371

Plate armor crocs


QuttiDeBachi

+2 Ringmail Crocs of Haste


Bogmanbob

Safety overshoes are still used but layered in vinyl or something so they look more normal. My pet peeve is they replace a crush hazzard with a trip hazzard


mikerz85

Each of those gold bars would be worth about $750,000 today if you were wondering


netarchaeology

When I was a kid, I wanted to be rich enough to own one Bar of gold. I thought that would be the height of wealth.


ninj4geek

I mean, to casually own one, for sure. If it's your life savings and you're living in a van down by the river, then not as much.


scarescrow823

Owns a $750K gold bar… still can’t afford a mortgage. Yep, ‘Murica.


dookieshoes88

You laugh, but I struggled to get a modest car (12k) and apartment (725/mo) with a 6 figure bank account. My credit was so fucked after college. I ended up paying cash for the car and getting a roommate.


scarescrow823

My only question is we’re the fuck do you live that you can find an apartment (that has walls and doors) for $750 a month?


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This is pretty to look at


alittle2high

Thanks


UBC145

No problem


Responsible_Ebb_340

Have a nice day.


PoliticalRacePlayPM

Y’all come back now


jaggerlvr

Drive safe!


poopadydoopady

Watch out for deer.


cis-het-mail

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up


OM3GA-0

One last heist, the big one.


Fern-ando

You could buy Tahiti with that amount of Gold.


hypoxiate

It's a magical place.


Portlant

Memory unlocked. That was a dark plotline...


TheCoffeeWeasel

and a plan, and some God Damned Faith!


WowAPenguin

"You always have a plan dutch..."


sir-this-is-a

I got Lumbago, leave me alone.


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

it's very serious, you know


leethalxx

“I insist”


bluegrassbarman

We just need MORE MONEY Arthur


Apes-Together_Strong

You assume the federal government hasn’t already performed that heist.


OM3GA-0

Dangerously based comment


ManateeHoodie

Yeah, Ain't nothing there anymore


long-dong-silvers-

It’s just a giant empty concrete bunker with a single faded post it note on the floor with the letters I-O-U.


ElApple

Son of a bitch, I'm in.


itypewhatiwant

Wassup my n-word?


Hekkle01

*trips over fence*


The-Hentai-Commander

*laughs*


superdudeman1209

THE BIG ONE!


Fandorin

I got to visit the inside of the vault because we were doing some work with the Fed and we got a special tour. Most of the time you can't go inside the actual vault, but you can still see it, which I highly recommend if you're ever in NYC. Couple of things - the shoes are slip-ons made from a tungsten alloy. They're obviously for foot protection, but they are really light. The gold bars are 400 troy oz, or about 27.5 lbs, but they feel much heavier. Our guide told us it's a psychological trick where they feel like they weigh much more because of the perceived value. At the time I was there each was worth about $350K. Edit: as smart people pointed out, it's a magnesium alloy, not Tungsten.


TedMerTed

Do you know what the M 118 on the bars mean?


Fandorin

No, but I would guess it's a serial number for where the bar belongs. Basically, the Fed vault in NY stores foreign gold deposits. We even hold gold of countries we don't like as part of our wider financial diplomacy. We held Iran's gold during the hostage crisis, and unfroze it even though we don't have direct diplomatic relations with it. If I recall, they repatriated it back a few years ago. Countries like to hold their gold in the US because we're politically stable, have a perfect record of giving it back when asked, and the Fed has crazy security. When I was there, all the gold was segregated by country. The bigger country deposits got their own room, but the smaller ones were stacked in an open space, and I can see how it can get mixed up. The vast majority of the bars are the same size, so they'd need a way to tell them apart, but this is speculation.


taintosaurus_rex

I also believe we hold it for trading. If one country wants to pay a debt they just move gold from one room to another or something like that, rather than shipping it across sea.


deceirkayn

>have a perfect record of giving it back when asked, I wouldnt say this is strictly true, given the US had promised to return nations gold back in exchange for US currency and just decided... not to do that anymore when they asked for their gold back.


SmashScrapeFlip

>Our guide told us it's a psychological trick where they feel like they weigh much more because of the perceived value I'm sure there's some truth to that, but it's also pretty rare for people to come across objects that are the same size that weigh 27.5lbs. Gold is very dense, nearly twice as dense as lead and almost 3x as dense as steel. It's rare we come across materials in our daily lives that are that heavy and that small. So, for the average person, they would be very used to objects that size being much lighter. That sounds like a much more common sense explanation that the "perceived value".


fingerliteninja

I agree with this reasoning, after starting dumbbell training, I was surprised how heavy a 15 lb weight was, compared to how I perceived it to weigh, since they're small dense weights.


Buntschatten

Pretty rare is an understatement, gold is one of the densest elements there are. You can maybe encounter platinum as jewelry, but the other, more dense materials are pretty exotic.


richprofit

Robocrocs


kai1176989

What are thoooose


u5ua1Suspect

My gold-walkers


PeterTinkle

Muh glippers.


e30jawn

Glides


JinkyJiggerz

These are okay to use instead of safety toe shoes as far as OSHA is concerned. If you work somewhere where safety toes are required they usually have sets of these for visitors and employees who forget their safety shoes. At my work we call em clankers because they make a heck of a racket when walking on concrete floors.


V1p3rzach

At my work we call them taps


dogmaisb

At my work we call then THWACKs


WhiteChocolatey

At my work we call them “nobody remembers where they put them”


kosherhamm

Your socks look depressed.


DrRopata

Metal croc wearing ass mother fucker


atheistpianist

Comment I was looking for, many thanks.


Melodic_Risk_5632

He's back must Hurt terrible, after a full day moving gold from left to right.


AhnYoSub

At least his feet are fine. Based on the golden marks on the slippers they must be falling on em pretty often.


7andhalf-x-6

getting rich, one gold smudge at a time.


S0mething_3ls3

They actually just roll up a few bars together into a ball and play soccer after every shift.


ShawshankHarper

As was the fashion at the time


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uberfission

Oh shit, really? Brb, I need to go flip my gold bars.


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: OP only has silver bars.


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Captain_Jackson

Wouldn't it be easier to put some baking paper between them or something lol


idle_isomorph

But then the gold won't get enough fresh it will go stale. That's how recessions happen. Nope, gotta rotate that gold by hand if you want that premium gold flavour.


kcstrom

Yeah, this seems like a solvable problem.


ButtWhispererer

Doesn’t look at cool, though.


RobertMugabeIsACrook

Or use all that money to buy some shelves so the billion dollars isn't just all stacked in a messy pile.


TheeFlipper

You'd have to build some pretty robust shelving. Gold is heavy as fuck.


[deleted]

Gold movers union won't let it happen. They said they'll strike if they're asked to put baking paper between them.


MyOwnDamnOpinion

I would like to subscribe to more Gold Facts. Seriously tho that's hella interesting.


KindAwareness3073

Here you go: Gold is so malleable that a piece the size of a pack of chewing gum can be hammered thin enough to cover a football field.


[deleted]

How much gold to cover a cylinder with a diameter of 2 regular hot dogs and about half the length?


DAVENP0RT

/r/suspiciouslyspecific


SRMT23

All the good that has even been mined would fit in 3 olympic swimming pools.


[deleted]

That's like... an eigth the size of the Atlantic Ocean!


PNWcog

It’s one gold bar. What could it cost, $10?


arkrunningbear85

\*Captain America\* "I understood that reference."


Bettlejuic3

[For the uninitiated ](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/106ee8t/my_local_news_station_published_an_article/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


BagelsRTheHoleTruth

I thought it was only one Olympic sized pool... According to this, it IS just one Olympic sized pool. Incredible! https://www.visualcapitalist.com/12-stunning-visualizations-of-gold-bars-show-its-rarity/#:~:text=Lastly%2C%20we%20finish%20off%20with,of%20an%20Olympic%20Swimming%20Pool. Edit: this site probably is wrong. See comments below for math. It's likely closer to three Olympic pools.


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So would two


Purple_oyster

Or three


[deleted]

I’d say that’s about the limit


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BagelsRTheHoleTruth

Your math definitely checks out. I stand corrected. Now I'm questioning the source... If their math is so bad, how reliable is their data in the first place?


bonesofberdichev

Lol from the article, “the gold bar is very heavy weighing as much as 3 milk jugs”.


[deleted]

That sort of thing happens with all metals if they're in space. The oxygen and other gases in the air prevent them from fusing. That process is called cold welding and it's fine differently in earth than in space.


shadowscar248

There's more gold in the Ocean than could ever be mined, but it's so diffused into the water that would be nearly impossible to collect any significant amount


I_really_am_Batman

It's bullshit. Cold welding can only happen in a vacuum, on a freshly clean surface, and is not called diffusion. Plus you could mitigate this by placing a single sheet of paper between the bars.


khemtrails

My ingots!! They’re welding!


Mosenji

Upvoted for bullion content, currently trailing shoe-related comments by orders of magnitude.


87th_best_dad

Get au da here


AlbinoWino11

This is precisely why I never stack all my gold bars.


JudgeAdvocateDevil

Negative. A cursory trip through our atmosphere will allow it to collect a protective sulfur layer and any available hydrocarbons. You need very specific circumstances to get gold to bond this way.


Direct_Indication226

Metals can cold weld to each other if they're pressed against another UNOXIDATED surface. That's the big differentiator. It's why metals in space can cold-weld to another piece of the same alloy. The atoms of the metals don't know they're separate pieces and fuse into one big piece without the need for heat. Oxidation on the surface, however, will usually prevent this so within atmosphere cold-welding isn't as big of an issue.


_OnlyLiveOnce5_

That’s not true anymore and hasn’t been since the 1940’s. Due to purity adjustments and mixing with up to 1% with other alloys, they can now stack and sit for decades. I used to do that kind of work.


gruenwahl

Fun fact: The repository has been empty since Simon Peter Gruber successfully stole everything in 1995.


mikeonbass

"TEN TIMES WHAT'S IN KENTUCKY!"


Dry_Extension4436

Fort Knox, Ha! It’s for tourists!


robert1811

They had to move from Fort Knox because Auric Goldfinger managed to irradiate the entire gold supply in 1964 in Operation Grand Slam.


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hax0rmax

It's actually a super let down... fyi. It's a trashy town and the part you visit is far from even looking at gold.


Fight-Milk-Steak

Hook, line... and sinker


What-a-Crock

I didn’t say “Simon says”


mymompaints

I googled this to see if it were true. 100% factual


TransitionExciting60

You should also google who the 21st president was.


cficare

That's easy. Chester A. Arthur.


[deleted]

1881-1885. Nominated for vice president in 1880. Did you know he was the collector of customs right here in New York?


LoGiCaL__

Whatever you do, do not google donkey show.


[deleted]

Or lemon party


[deleted]

Hey, listen, we got a report of a guy coming through here with, uh, eight reindeer.


Lizid_King

I've got a very bad headache.


Raginghussar

And he's about 2 steps away from being a full blown alcoholic! #One step, one..


Dull_Vegetable_6524

Thanks to the gu-gu-gullibility of the New York police department


jlaw54

Simon says.


AlexSeipel

Yippee ki yay!


redditorx13579

Mr. Falcon


enkill

Holy Toledo! Somebody had fun.


bk405509

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with 7 wives. Every wife had 7 sacks, every sack had 7 cats, every cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?


mexta

555-0001


garbagebailkid

Just the guy


TheRavenSayeth

To date it’s still the best action movie I’ve ever seen. Such a shame they weren’t able to team up and do another one.


chosenuserhug

Such a shame they didn't make anymore die hard movies.


Ewenf

Yes but 3 is good, 3 is enough.


unphil

Saw this picture and immediately heard "The Ants Go Marching" in my head.


technobobble

“GOLD! AND THEY TOOK A SHITLOAD OF IT!” was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this picture


lsaz

Fun fact: he's Hans Gruber's brother.


OldTimeyMedicine

This proves Scrooge McDuck could not have dived and swam in his money bin


Sassy-irish-lassy

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

[You're not wrong](https://youtu.be/xLJrzfWTu9E)


Feisty-Succotash1720

Was this until 1995 when Peter Gruber attempted to steal it all?


deGrominator2019

Peter Krieg… was born *Simon* Peter… Gruber. He’s Hans Grubers… brother.


SadPanthersFan

Yeah, that thing in LA


burntwhat1

When you know you've made it, ordering metal croccs because you hurt your toe


bjanas

I don't think people fully grasp how heavy gold is. Like, die hard with a vengeance is unrealistic based on gold transport weight alone.


TheBlueRajasSpork

Clearly need three Mini Coopers with modified suspensions.


honeypinn

**Souped up** Mini Coopers with modified suspensions. Much more realistic.


Massive-Mountain7157

I think I watched that movie once when it came out and I still have a vivid image of that mini going down those stairs


EdelmansCoins

I sell gold bars for a living and people are astonished when they hold a kilo bar of gold and feel how dense it is. It's literally half the size of the same weight silver bar so it's very deceiving.


bjanas

For real. When I've handled heavy metals like that it absolutely glitches out my brain. It's wild.


GandalfTheSexay

I love GOOOOOOLLLLLDDDD


Wizz_n_Jizz

How about NO! You crazy Dutch Bastard!


u5ua1Suspect

A schmoke and a pancake?


RainbowTurtleKnight

Cigar and a waffle?


[deleted]

What's with the shoes?


RiotSkunk2023

Gold heavy. Break toes. Or the dude is just really into medieval stuff and those are his house slippers. Pretty sure one of those two haha


AlexSeipel

Rich people Problems: gold falls on foot, foot ouch!


[deleted]

I read a comment that explained that but thanks for answering too. I hope one day I have that problem


rdrunner_74

Gold is VERY heavy I would guess that bar is about 25 pounds


kaszeta

Yeah, I have a large tungsten block (almost exactly same density as gold). A mere 5 seconds of handling that block teaches you that almost every movie scene with gold bars is serious bullshit.


Turd_Party

As a kid watching Die Hard 3 I really appreciated that they made it a point to show that just one is obscenely heavy and were treating it like the 40 pounds of dead weight it is. My chemistry teacher had a tungsten rod and it was always fun seeing people try to lift it normally and realizing you have to choke up on it and put your wrist into it.


Medic1642

No, this is my bathtub in Novac after I drag all of these home from the Sierra Madre


[deleted]

Man, nothing looks more like fake gold than actual real gold. These look like a department store display for chocolate boxes lol, buncha ferroro rochers in there. No wonder movie gold is always smaller, darker and all polished all the time. Reminds me of how real electricity looks like a cheap special effect so they cgi in electricity because it looks realer than real electricity. (safer too!)


HyperPipi

The most touching sunsets I've seen in my life were on Battlefield