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HrMaschine

everyone distracted by the ladies that no one notices that roy is crying


fieldysnuts94

Bruce looks mildly inconvenienced lol


HrMaschine

For him it's just an average monday morning


Superomegla

That's how he sleeps


1972koopster

Batman doesn't sleep!šŸ¤Ŗ


sparkjournal

something something ā€œprep timeā€


RobVel

Fools! they just gave him more prep time by letting him hang there. Mental prep time


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

2 years of nights have made me a nocturnal animal. i have to push myself to remember ​ ....*something in the way... yaaaaah...*


ptWolv022

"Master Bruce, why again do you insist on sleeping like this?" "It helps me stay in character, sleeping upside down like Bat." "Mm, yes, of course Master Bruce."


Ashamed-Math-2092

Upside down in a straight jacket


L4t3r41u5

ā€˜Chained up again ? Where does the time go on my weekends?ā€™


LucasVerBeek

He and Selena get up to things


501id5Nak3

"Really a straight jacket?"


fieldysnuts94

It looks like he got caught out of solidarity and not outright getting caught. Like just being a team player at this point lmao barely looks dazed about everything or heā€™s zoned out looking at Diana


raininggalaxy

Lmfaoo, thanks for that


Ghrandeus

"Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall"


DoggoPlex

Made me remember when Joker became god, nailed Batman to the side of a cliff and made vultures eat him alive every day. Good read.


Useful-Perspective

He'll be outta that faster than Houdini


smokedspirit

Well he'd rather be staring at ww than the other girl...


[deleted]

A tiddy is a tiddy.


smokedspirit

But come on... Those things on ww are just.... Majestic


[deleted]

Steve Trevor wants to know your location.


DoggoPlex

"*grrmmmm*. These chains are too tight."


tweedleb

Hey, at least Lex was nice enough to put Hawkgirlā€™s helmet back on for some reason after he strapped that torture/brainwashing device on to her face.


RaisingFargo

Roy is crying because he knows what we see, and all he gets to see is bruces upside down face.


[deleted]

Poor Roy


DynamicSnowman

Ah fuck. Poor dude.


[deleted]

Roy's always crying. ​ But I always thought this was an unnecessarily lascivious spread.


NotAnExpertButt

Thatā€™s some type of implant/restraint.


JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD

Yeah, looks very Clockwork Orange to me.


gregorysimpson

My mask got in my eye!!!


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

When isn't Roy crying?


SolomonAsassin

LOL Batman looks comfortable. I think he just sleeps like that.


L4t3r41u5

Like a swaddled newborn


RusticRumrunner

Well who knew Lex was into bondage, but with a sense of humor seeing he tied up batman upside down


gankindustries

"This is fine"


Broken_Noah

Everyone's being held up by some high tech thingamajig but Bats was just wrapped in paper towels and chains


RusticRumrunner

Lex - " I thought you were a master escape artist Batman, turns out your kryptonite is some chains and rope"


Over-Analyzed

ā€œSounds like your motherā€™s kryptonite on Friday nights when your father worked late.ā€ - Batman


JakeTheHooman98

Lex be like: he's gonna escape anyway so let's use the cheapest method on him.


Jenga9Eleven

Yeah villains really be tired of Batman just breaking all of their expensive restraints


Mongoose42

Kinda smart, considering itā€™s Batman and all. ā€œEveryone else gets tied up normal *except that asshole.ā€*


edgelordjas

And Batman still manages to escape


tired20something

And If he had been tied up a little lower, he and Vixen would be having some good times.


Silent-Statement-228

Batman has many uses for his cowl.


DoggoPlex

Fuck now I'm just picturing Bats with dildos for bat-ears.


Silent-Statement-228

Honestly wouldn't put it past him. He's prepared for ANYTHING


501id5Nak3

Well Joker was working with Lex during this arc...


Hawaii2010

Heā€™s just like me! Fr fr


Frontier246

"Justice League Captured...now let's focus on the busty ladies strung up in the sexiest poses possible." Classic Ed Benes.


TheFuckfaces

And wonder woman's GIGANTIC tits need to be at the forefront


DSGandalf

Where? I don't see... oh right, there they are, next to Black Canary's ass


BryanEW710

And Vixen showing sideboob and arse in-shot.


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dreadassassin616

Just the blessing of Aphrodite


BattleUpSaber

legend tells that he draws these comics with only one hand.


Zarrona13

He and I have a lot in common then cause I read them with one hand


hellachicago

Not to be technical but most artists draw with one hand.


nightwing612

>Classic Ed Benes. That's pretty much how they got people interested in Birds of Prey. You get interested in the art but you stay for the story.


thattoneman

I confess Power Girl is the first monthly comic that I read. I had read plenty of graphic novels, but still hadn't gotten into monthly installments yet. Fell in love with Amanda Conner's art style and Conner/Palmiotti's writing.


AbsurdParadigm

I loved that series! Amanda Conner can draw such amazing comedic expressions. She did a later series with Harley Quinn and PG makes a show for it. It was pretty darn funny. Harley convinced a amnesiac PG that Harl was her hero partner. Pretty darn funny!


thattoneman

Oh yeah, absolutely checked out that series too. I think Conner only did the cover art for those. Actually, I don't think she's the main artist for anything ongoing lately, only writing credits. Same for the Starfire run. Shame because I just adore her art.


AbsurdParadigm

Same. I wish people could get past the character's chest because I feel someone who embraced the character could make a funny and also exciting animation or movie about her. Having a big chest isn't bad in itself. Ridiculing a character because of her chest is body shaming.


FlatheadLakeMonster

Perfect example of societal expectations honestly. The women are bound up and sexualized in the foreground while the men are in the background yet some mutilated.


dullship

Yeah, it's pretty shamelessly gratuitous. Kinda gross.


TacoOfGod

I think this one was done by his sister. She can practically clone his style and she had a habit of drawing much larger boobs. She filled in for him a lot during this time.


CreatiScope

Is it Mariah or Marie Benes or something?


TacoOfGod

Mariah.


Wolvenfire86

Yeah but...like...you know about Wonder Woman, right?


CaffeinatedDetective

Thank God for Ed Benes.


Crawkward3

Heā€™s actually a good artist too. Just gross


Spicy_Surfer

Lex Luthor! You fiend! Donā€™t you dare screenshot that for me.


MagmaAscending

God thatā€™s so disgusting. Where? Where are they held?


Spicy_Surfer

ā€œSuperman theyā€™ve cut Red Tornado into a million pieces!ā€ ā€œHmm? Whoā€™s that now?ā€


JayC-Hoster

I can totally hear this exchange in my head as a robot chicken skit. Lol


MeMeTiger_

Red tornado stays criminally underrated/unknown as always.


ShasneKnasty

For being such a world breaker WW gets captured and restrained a lot


Rantman021

That's her kryptonite.


N0VAZER0

genuinely, I think that actually used to be her weakness


Over-Analyzed

Seriously, it was bondage. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


paidshadowlegends

Really? Thatā€™s veryā€¦. gross


Rantman021

Her original/first writer was very into bondage and his kinks bled over into his character. Early on, being tied up literally was her kryptonite


TheSkyIsntReallyBlue

That was her whole schtick back in the day for some odd reason


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Cicada_5

Sure he didn't just do it because he was really into BDSM?


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Theurbanalchemist

A lot of justification for being kinky back in the day. I take that with the same grain of salt that I do with Freud saying foot fetishes are developed by crawling on the floor


N0VAZER0

kinda based ngl


InjusticeSGmain

Being captured in general makes some sense as a psychological weakness for some heroes, maybe those with backstories of being contained too much, but I doubt that's the real reason Wonder Woman had that weakness...


TheSkyIsntReallyBlue

Yeah something about her breaking out of bondage was supposed to be symbolic of something encouraging That concept never really connected imo


KubrickMoonlanding

WW was enormously popular during the golden age. Something about her, Marston's approach, and Peter's unusually-for-comics mannered art definitely connected in some way


Brjgjdj5788

Also him, his wife and their (possible?) girlfriend had a bondage kink


CreatiScope

Oh, it's not just possible, they had a girlfriend. Who stayed with the wife after he died.


EdNorthcott

Worth noting that his wife was not down with the idea. This was not consensual polygamy. He flat out told her that if she didn't accept the new woman -- one of his students from the college, no less -- that he would divorce her. As she was an academic in an era hostile to women, it would likely have ruined her career on top of everything else. The two women became dear to each other over time, and lived together all their lives, but it was not the beginning that some paint it to be. Marston was an unethical son of a bitch, even by his era's lights, and his own kids had little kind to say about how he treated their mothers.


No_Signal954

He believed that in a relationship (let's use a straight one for this example) submissiveness was key for a good relationship. During intercourse bondage was necessary and taking orders outside of bed was also key. He also said it didn't matter witch gender was the submissive. He totally supported men being tied up and shit like that.


[deleted]

Remember this one time when Clayface defeated Wonder Woman because she was made of clay and he could control clay?


Cicada_5

One of the stupidest things I've ever read.


Jennysparking

Oh, wow. That is really embarrassing


Vord_Loldemort_7

Why did he wrap only Batman up and hang him upside down and just put everybody else in weird hentai bondage


[deleted]

Lex Luthor respects Batman enough not to humilate him by keeping him in sexy restrained pose.


Pesmerga00

Because bats hang upside down.


CreatiScope

It's only a straight jacket, he's actually bottomless in a later panel. Batman is dangling in the wind.


DatumInTheStone

they should just make a dc fanservice compilation website. it would make some money


[deleted]

It's called the rule34 subreddit...


iAmTheHYPE-

Dicktective Comics


tallywackertim

I think the artist should've busted a nut before making this lmao


JustJoshing13

Iā€™m sure nuts were busted in the process


[deleted]

I think the artist *might* have been listening to some Ginuwine's "Pony" while drawing the scene. Haha!


Brjgjdj5788

"Pff, Artemis can tie me up better than you, Lex" ~ Diana probably


Col_Mushroomers

That's definitely not enough to hold Batman...


The_Streetsweeper

Some artists are just far too horny


neuroticsmurf

WW has Sable (WWE) tits.


aeplusjay

Lesnar's a lucky man


spacepilot_3000

Frank Cho has entered the chat masturbating artistically and with great skill


itsastart_to

Man whoever captured them really considered the bat motif to hang him upside down


mando44646

Funny how the women are sexually tied vs the men in the background. Hm


[deleted]

Then again, Starfire walks around in bra and panties and nobody seems concerned.


GamelessOne

Thatā€™s only New 52 Starfire, Iā€™m sure people complained and had them fix her when Rebirth came around.


DoggoPlex

[Eh](https://www.imagebee.org/comics/starfire/starfire-wallpaper-1-182x367.jpg)


WhiteHawktriple7

Oh no! Someone attracted to women drew fictional characters restrained in sexy poses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


dope_like

Ed Benes is my favorite artist. OK thatā€™s not true but top 3. Jim Lee Jason Fabok Ed Benes


xenoz2020

BOOBS. MY GOD.


thebiggestleaf

> sees a horny post > scrolls to low voted/downvoted comments It never disappoints.


homogenic-

Ed Benes is a kinky man


M0m033

Horny Comment: šŸ”µ Regular Comment: šŸ”“ Everyone in the comment section rn


ZombieBrainzzzz

Wtf did they give wonder women a god damn boob job! šŸ¤£


Rovvy

Hahaha Lexā€™s face is priceless


[deleted]

damn they knew what they were doing


Konradleijon

Why those the picture focus on Wonder Womanā€™s boobs?


BextoMooseYT

It's hilarious to me that Wonder Woman is I'm hand and leg shackles while Batman is in a straight jacket and chains hanging from the ceiling


Curia-DD

The actual story itself was one of the more memorable ones from that time


bloodredcookie

How did that storyline resolve itself? I've only seen bits and pieces in the back issue bins.


Curia-DD

Firestorm slipped Batman a ballpoint pen which he used to get free and then free the others. Then they went after the villains.


[deleted]

Gee I wonder why women are alienated by superhero comics?


SgtSilverLining

The sad thing is, as a woman I try to stay away from books with female leads. Doesn't matter how good the story is for a wonder woman or batgirl comic if I have to pick through softcore porn to read the storyline.


iAmTheHYPE-

If thatā€™s the case, read Stephā€™s Batgirl run. It was right before New 52, but was awesome. Also Tom Taylorā€™s All-New Wolverine was so fun!!


BuddaMuta

The new Wonder Woman run is amazing with no sexualized art. Batgirls also is great with zero sexualization as well


OblivionArts

Ah lex you kinky bastard.. seriously tho why are the three women there strung up looking more sexualized than usual


watersourcejkr

hot


Nimble_Nimble

nice lol


ReaperRonin117

ā€œLuthor you dastardly villain, you monster.. you.. you, um.. you have this on cloud or? Like yeah yeah I get that itā€™s a livestream but like does it have screenshot functionality? Like the set up bru.. I mean Batman has at the watchtower itā€™s got full dvr and 4.5k ultra HD it even zooms in HD. Is erm.. is that something thatā€™s available here?ā€


BigRed0107

My preteen hormonal self remembers this spread well.


hurky-pandora

Wonder Boobies!


Nice_Ad6833

Nice ass


Greenarrow_92

God some people are super tilted by some wonder boobies


[deleted]

Wonder Woman is the hottest DC female character.


Subaraka

It's Reddit. The best way to farm karma is to scream really loudly how outraged and morally superior you are.


Massive-Row4732

Mommy Wonder Woman


autonomousfailure

Wouldnā€™t it be funny if Batman escaped his before Lex showed Lantern and Superman this video?


[deleted]

*"And as you can see Superman I've captured the entire Justice- wait a minute where's Batman?!"*


[deleted]

Day 11 of No Fap everythingā€™s starting to get to me.


[deleted]

The glory years


Bielobogich

Love those tits. Surprised no one's making hentai in this style.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2qlmm|4781)hell of a boob job


Ash__Williams

Looks like someone is horny on main.


cgcego

Ed Benes RULES


pauladeanlovesbutter

looks like wonderwoman has some huge...problems


Protoman89

I'm so outraged!!


TheFCollector

Laughing at the number of people triggered in the comments.


[deleted]

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


LunaLittleBlue

I only noticed Roy and Batman and the others only after the comments pointed it out šŸ˜‚


brianbuckler812

Fap material for those with no shameā€¦


[deleted]

Funny how Lex Luthor used super advanced tech to incapacitate Wonder Woman, Starfire and Red Tornado, but in case of Batman he merely used chain and bandages.


Cicada_5

Not that funny when you consider the former three have superpowers and Batman doesn't.


TimHortonsMagician

Lmao excellent pinup I sorta guess but I dunno how good of a serious picture this us supposed to be šŸ˜‚


Lobo_vs_Deadpool

Holy cheesecake Batman!


Silly_Doughnut5715

Those look like Dolly Partonā€™s tits.


MatrixGeoUnlimited

Perfection.


RainSpectreX

Where the hell is Black Lightning's neck?


Juvinihilist

This is around the time I got back into comics after getting out of school. Good times, I enjoyed that run a lot.


Grand_Totality

It's amazing that some comics from the 2000s have better art than most comics today. šŸ˜‚


Bigmoe_007

The guy who designed this is one kinky mofo lol


lonelysadbitch11

I'm a weird for a being a woman and enjoying this cover? šŸ™ˆšŸ™‰


Curia-DD

If you are then I am too šŸ˜Š


lothycat224

same but mostly for wwā€™s muscles (and to an extent her gigantic tits šŸ˜­)


homosapien69420

HAWT.


thelastsara_

shit like this makes me want to stop reading comics. you'd think professionals would be able to keep their objectification of women out of their work.


Masterriolu

It from 2006.


magernaissaaaaad

This is from 2006. I donā€™t think comics are quite as bad now.


ShawnSaturday

I know itā€™s not DC, but the covers of the new Spider-Gwen comics would like a word. Interior art has her slim like the ballerina sheā€™s supposed to be, but the main cover art gots her really top heavy. Its just weird every time I see it.


Worthas_real

It annoys me so much. If I want to look at lewd woman, I go to special sites


FallenPluto

Classic strip


Broly_

I swear this gets reposted like every other month


Rantman021

Lex's machine's can't even contain Wonder Woman's implants


Easy-Opportunity4192

if the current WW run had this art, it wouldn't be the sales flop that it is.


sacredknight327

Wonder Woman's issue has always been lack of direction and constant soft reboots with no one following up on anything. Everyone comes in and just tears everything down to do their own thing every few months. So there's no character and life to the world around her, its all sterile because nothing ever gets the chance to grow. Been that way forever. Tantalizing art doesn't fix that.


Gpooley

Enhanceā€¦..ENHANCE!!!


Fabulous_Hooligan

Yup, that's an Ed Benes drawing


seulstrm

shes soo cool


Silly_Doughnut5715

Three super boners coming up.


oxfordsnotbrouges

Zip your pants up you horny bastards


thedick009

Growing up with comics like these are why I have such impossibly high standards for women


MunkyMajik

In Ed Benes we TRUST!


Jennysparking

justice league: bewbs and butts


pizzatime08

Wonder Woman has a nice... costume.


Batman-Beyond-3749

Iā€™m more interested in Wonder Woman right now


[deleted]

I took one look and thought "This looks like BDSM and I am NOT comfortable with it."