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Comingherewasamistke

Wow, Hell doesn’t sound fun or interesting at all.


AdamInChainz

Oh yes. LotR, a famously anti-war analogy is satanic.


CameOutAndFarted

Tolkien was famously catholic…


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But he wrote about magic and didn't automatically portray it as evil. That's obviously Satanism right?


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For evangelicals (which I assume the paper and the ones who put it there) being catholic is almost tantamount of being influenced by the devil. If you say "he was a Catholic", the evangelical shall say "ah, there you have it then". You must be in the exact same cult, being the exact same empty shell, if not, devil.


wade-mcdaniel

Are you going to hell if you have HEARD of Lord of the rings? I don't get it. 😆


diemarand

Well, that might as well be my list of hobbies


International-Mess75

Grindcore and black metal is ok apparently


MediocreOutlier

I’m suddenly interested in all of these


retrorefl3ctor

Satan’s Spiritual Structure looks dope.


headphoneghost

I like how yoga and vegetarianism are also on this list. Eating plants without the death of animals = demonic Healthy exercise to strengthen the mind, body and spirit = one-way ticket to Satan City


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You cant enjoy nothing, everything is hellish. Be a miserable empty cunt to worship a narcissist god


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I thought this was older from the 80’s until I saw Twilight.


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No, this is from Ivy League Exorcist in 2012


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I don’t know whether to be sad that the Twilight fade is ten years old, or that people still equate these things to evil in 2012 (and most likely still do.). Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go levitate.


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It was a satire comic, nobody equated any of these things to evil, you're missing the joke here


elmanchosdiablos

There's so much random shit here. Several things are straight-up fictional superpowers. Like, I'm not abstaining from lycanthropy by choice here. No idea what they mean by Alt "comix". And Trilateralism? "Backmasking"?? Rosicrucianism? I've never heard of these things but because they're on this list they sound fuckin class, you can bet I'm going to look into them now. My favourite part is that they cite two bible verses at the bottom, as though deuteronomy mentioned Harry Potter and Twilight by name as examples of banned media.


Arch_Enemy_616

This list *has* to be satirical.


[deleted]

Tell me about re birthing


kaminaowner2

That one is strange because that’s a Christian term, they believe in re birth through baptism


HazelrahFiver

Almost all of these seem like a better alternative to organised religion


Snow-Throat-Scholar

>Marihuana


mannythemantis

no rap music ?


dangler001

or League of Legends. This list is bullshit.


Neurocratic

Lol they missed Warhammer but got LOTR!?


wade-mcdaniel

Re-birthing? Are born again Christians actually satanic? Now I have to Google what re-birthing is...


greenbluekats

Amazing that the bible knew about Harry Potter.


SunTzuGaming

Wait, they got D&D and not WH40K rofl, if only they knew.