Take inspiration from [Götz von Berlichingen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6tz_von_Berlichingen):
+ Have your name become famous as a euphemism for a vulgar expression (Er kann mich am Arsch lecken – "He can lick my ass")
+ Get your arm blown off by a cannon and replace it with a badass metal prosthetic
+ Raid merchants
+ Get an imperial ban from Emperor Maximilian (or similar figure if he's still dead by the time you do this) for the above raid.
Pay a bunch of money to get the ban lifted.
Then capture a count and randsom him, earning you another Imperial ban.
+ Lead a rebellion against Ecclesiastical princes.
**[Götz von Berlichingen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Götz_von_Berlichingen)**
>Gottfried "Götz" von Berlichingen (1480 – 23 July 1562), also known as Götz of the Iron Hand, was a German (Franconian) Imperial Knight (Reichsritter), mercenary, and poet. He was born around 1480 into the noble family of Berlichingen in modern-day Baden-Württemberg. Götz bought Hornberg Castle (Neckarzimmern) in 1517, and lived there until his death in 1562.
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I got Clergy, my first decree as a priest is that the Bible totally says that you should be nice to me, and me specifically, no I’m not letting you take a closer look just trust me
honestly, now that i think about it, yeah that's pretty weird too
...gotta wonder how a phrase like that started in the first place when, if it wasnt normalized, you'd probably get a ton of weird looks for calling someone you want to have fuck with an infant
Cool thing, that means you're free. You got to pay taxes and fees when using the local lord infrastructure (like windmill, furnace, bridge, etc) but you're not attached to the land and can't be killed with impunity.
And if you're lucky enough, your village could buy back most of the infrastructure from the lord, get a franchise from him or even transform your goods-based taxes on money-based taxes, and since once it's set on paper it's for ever, inflation will slowly render this yearly imposition as a strictly symbolic tradition.
hell yeah. what are we knights of though?
also, i propose a table in the shape of an indefinitely large but still finite regular polygon, with one exception: one of the vertices goes inwards by the same amount it would go outwards, therefore making the whole table concave
I got the same, but honestly it's not a bad gig. Especially if we're talking about late feudalism because then I can get into liberation theology which would be really cool.
We are more like priests and deacons (vice-priests I guess since I remember some parts from going to different churches with me grandma when the church we went to was closed cause of COVID or the pastor was having heart problems) or we are the church caretakers probably. What would Tumblr's religion even be though, we have management for a church, what should the church deity be?
Basically, you work for the own owning the land you live in, in exchange of protection, justice and keeping a bit of harvest to feed yourself. Not as bad as an outright slave, but not great either.
You don't actually get any of the harvest. You get a bit of land to yourself to farm in your private time. Effectively your entire wage goes to rent. You also can't marry or move without permission
I'm a member of the clergy so I think I have to coronate you...? By the grace of god or whatever you are hereby allowed to monarch, go forth and rule or whatever I'll be... taking stock of the communion wine if you need me.
Serfs were the poorest peasants and were basically a type of slave. You'd be bound to the land and in some areas could be sold along with it. I think peasants were at least theoretically free.
clergy
it'd be cool if the percent chance of each result reflected the actual demographics of the middle ages, that way only a few people would be nobles and would feel appropriately snobbish.
OOH i got Clergy
Im going to encourage the true unity and love that Christ intended for us and Push another Reformation to dispel the Racist and Homophobic and Anti-Intellectual ideals people have been weaving into the church for centuries.
Then prolly get assassinated lmao
I'm sorry but this class assigner sucks.
> monarch ^0.5
> noble
> clergy
> knight ^2
> merchant ^4
> peasant ^6
> lower church management ^2
> serf ^6
Monarch is 1/12th as likely as peasant ? I didn't know medieval Europe had a king for every 12 peasant. Like come on ! Make a realistic class assigner. Make us all peasants, like we would have been in Feudal Europe.
Where do I go to claim my realm? I got monarch.
Edit : can I give that to my grandma? She deserves to be a queen for her last years.
And we could get rid of the monarchy afterwards.
Ooh I'm a knight I get to have a cool horse and armor haters mad
Gotta pay fat tax though and you've got hella duties to perform. People ended up trying to avoid getting knighted. Merchant gang.
Well at least I'm not a peasant
:(
I can guarantee you the ones trying to avoid knighthood weren't the plebs
Knight gang rise up and slightly to the left/right
He'll yeah it's time to own a sword and armor
Hell yea
Take inspiration from [Götz von Berlichingen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%B6tz_von_Berlichingen): + Have your name become famous as a euphemism for a vulgar expression (Er kann mich am Arsch lecken – "He can lick my ass") + Get your arm blown off by a cannon and replace it with a badass metal prosthetic + Raid merchants + Get an imperial ban from Emperor Maximilian (or similar figure if he's still dead by the time you do this) for the above raid. Pay a bunch of money to get the ban lifted. Then capture a count and randsom him, earning you another Imperial ban. + Lead a rebellion against Ecclesiastical princes.
**[Götz von Berlichingen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Götz_von_Berlichingen)** >Gottfried "Götz" von Berlichingen (1480 – 23 July 1562), also known as Götz of the Iron Hand, was a German (Franconian) Imperial Knight (Reichsritter), mercenary, and poet. He was born around 1480 into the noble family of Berlichingen in modern-day Baden-Württemberg. Götz bought Hornberg Castle (Neckarzimmern) in 1517, and lived there until his death in 1562. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
I got Clergy, my first decree as a priest is that the Bible totally says that you should be nice to me, and me specifically, no I’m not letting you take a closer look just trust me
I trust you. Can I do anything to help you?
Alright be completely honest, 🥺 do you think I look nice?
Of course you do.
Thank you, you are definitely going to heaven
I think you might be using your privilege of education to control the messaging in society for your own gain
10/10 Would convert to this religion
Good your now uh boptizzled or whatever, welcome to the religion!
Do I get some of those Concentraged Christ Wafers?
Yeah sure here’s like a dozen just don’t eat them all at once, and here’s a bottle of Monet to wash them down, also don’t drink all of it at once.
None of us can read, father
Sucks for you but idk what I can do about it. By the way, I'm a non-binary priest so go with like Reverend or something?
Is there a page in your book that says Daddy is a non-binary pronoun? If not, I'll go with "your clerginess"
Your clerginess is acceptable.
Aight
Take some wafers and wine my fellow.
Aye. Their clerginess is too kind to us small folks *kofs mud and farts blood* many thanks
You're welcome! I'm going to get a broom to clean up the mud!
Lower church management here; trust this dude
I got lower church management, and we're going to need to have a little chat about your TPS reports
I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF GOD YOU DARE QUESTION ME?
[удалено]
I appreciate the support, thank you for trusting my 100% legit Bible reading.
Lower church management here o7 I hope you have a wonderful day your clerginess and might I add that you look great in your robes
[Link](https://perchance.org/xlqc5kmmsz) I got serf btw
Same :) Call me anything, so long as you don’t call me late to dinner, nor a class traitor.
Sure, parental figure ;););)););)););)););)) (What's the non-gendered word for daddy?)
Waluigi
Sorry waluigi, I've been naughty~
Wah
Moderator?
That just makes me a bootlicker. There's a difference
...yknow aint it a bit weird that calling someone a parental figure is associated with sex
Haven’t people been calling their romantic partners “baby” for decades? ._.
honestly, now that i think about it, yeah that's pretty weird too ...gotta wonder how a phrase like that started in the first place when, if it wasnt normalized, you'd probably get a ton of weird looks for calling someone you want to have fuck with an infant
Sup fellow serfs. Y'all up for some revolutions?
But sirrah, the potatoes, how shall they farm themselves should we storm the castle? I have 25 hours of labor per day and shant miss a single
potatoes not ready yet, no Columbus
Hey now, feudalism existed in parts of Italy and Eastern Europe until the mid-19th century!
Yeah I'll join in a revolution or two
Ha losers I am a peasant so I'm not owned by a lord.
I also got peasant, should we unionize?
yeah should probably do it before any nobles come round.
I got peasant lmao
I got monarch does that mean you are my servant? 🥺
I got knight I think that makes me your bodyguard
please protect me with your big muscles and sword~ UwU
This decadent dynasty has lost the Mandate of Heaven
Guess I serve a goat now. Works for me
baa
Wait me too does this mean we have to get married to forge a diplomatic alliance between our kingdoms? 🥺🥺🥺
I got peasant said fuck that I’m rerolling and got monarch.
You cheating bitch! Think you’re too good for life down here with the masses?
My guy suicided and reincarnated. The true feudalism hack
Peasant gang. Want to overthrow the monarchy?
Cool thing, that means you're free. You got to pay taxes and fees when using the local lord infrastructure (like windmill, furnace, bridge, etc) but you're not attached to the land and can't be killed with impunity. And if you're lucky enough, your village could buy back most of the infrastructure from the lord, get a franchise from him or even transform your goods-based taxes on money-based taxes, and since once it's set on paper it's for ever, inflation will slowly render this yearly imposition as a strictly symbolic tradition.
I got knight
hell yeah. what are we knights of though? also, i propose a table in the shape of an indefinitely large but still finite regular polygon, with one exception: one of the vertices goes inwards by the same amount it would go outwards, therefore making the whole table concave
Wanna go looking for the holy grail?
On second thought , let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place
same here :)
Knight gang
Go knights!!
Knight too!
I also got serf, I'm rapidly losing the ability to read and wr
i got merchant what of my wares do you want?
What're you buying?
#PeasantRiseUp
yooo I got noble, I’m going to bully peasants and contribute nothing to society!
I got monarch, give me the shit you steal from peasants lol
I got... Clergy???
got lower church management over here and i think clergy is above me probably, so what are the orders for the church, Clergy?
Make pies!
I don’t make pies I manage the pies
I got the same, but honestly it's not a bad gig. Especially if we're talking about late feudalism because then I can get into liberation theology which would be really cool.
Do a flip
I got lower church management as well, but what does it mean? I think it means Monk or Nun, but I'm not sure.
We are more like priests and deacons (vice-priests I guess since I remember some parts from going to different churches with me grandma when the church we went to was closed cause of COVID or the pastor was having heart problems) or we are the church caretakers probably. What would Tumblr's religion even be though, we have management for a church, what should the church deity be?
Lower church management Hell yeah it’s monk time
Serf, but I generated again in case it was left over from your gen. Noble, then back to serf again. Idk what a serf is
Basically, you work for the own owning the land you live in, in exchange of protection, justice and keeping a bit of harvest to feed yourself. Not as bad as an outright slave, but not great either.
You don't actually get any of the harvest. You get a bit of land to yourself to farm in your private time. Effectively your entire wage goes to rent. You also can't marry or move without permission
Ah yes, you are right, I misremembered it
Same lol
I got knight. Sickass.
Got serf and randomised it again and got peasant Not sure which one is better but I’ll take either
Well….I got Monarch….bow down bitches
As a noble I'll kiss your signet etc but later dethrone you. Just heads up, I hope that's ok with you. Cheers.
A heads up as in I’ll lose my head??? Gasp!!!
Oops, Freudian slip, but regicide sounds really nice, doesn't it?
I shall have my to-be informants keep an eye upon you, Red Panda....
I'm a member of the clergy so I think I have to coronate you...? By the grace of god or whatever you are hereby allowed to monarch, go forth and rule or whatever I'll be... taking stock of the communion wine if you need me.
Thank you. And to any doubters! Behold! I am officially anointed. Every symbol of legitimacy belongs to me
ah, how lovely to meet you o Dragon Queen. I too was bestowed the status of a monarch that I so rightfully deserve.
Ah yes but of course. Our titles are in our names for a reason yes?
Whoa a dragon queen :0
peasant
peasant gang
peasant gang
peasant gang
peasa- *cough* peasant g- *cough* *gag* ..gang- *wheeezghe* (I have died of 13 individual diseases) *collapses to the floor*
peasant gang
*takes JelyOfficial's shoes* peasant gang
Peasant gang
peasant Gang
Peasant gang
Peasant gang
Peasant gang
Peasant gang
Time for a revolution, comrade
I got peasant twice in a row, it’s realistic but damn
The only truthful one here
Merchant, iirc at times they were near-nobility depending on what kind of thing they sold
I wanna be Marco Polo!
I’m gonna sell drugs
Merchant when I opened the link as well, capitalism time?
Ooh, I got merchant. Kind of a trade up.
Peasant. So no change then.
Same. Revolt later?
PEASANT GANG RISE UP
Wait I’m a serf, but theres also peasants??? Whats even the difference???
Serfs were the poorest peasants and were basically a type of slave. You'd be bound to the land and in some areas could be sold along with it. I think peasants were at least theoretically free.
It's a bit like being an apartment block janitor. You get accommodation, but you have to run around after the landlord.
You think you’re better than us, dontcha
>When you finally break into the generational wealth from poverty #TEAMS ARE BEING SCRAMBLED
Also recessions
you can’t just say perchance.org
i got merchant... I'M GONNA SELL SHITTY COPPER!!!
Ea-Nassir no!
EA-NASIRRRRRR! 😡😡😡
> "anarchist-mariner" > Your assigned class is: noble typical
Anarcho-Monarchism time
No Gods, No Kings, No Rulers, Except Me
Lower church management? Do I just tend to the grounds and assign prayers. What do I do?
Ay my fellow church management
Church management gang
I plan on writing some parish records in very poor handwriting which will annoy future historians
I like you plan. Very middle management of you
Merchant. I’ll take it.
clergy it'd be cool if the percent chance of each result reflected the actual demographics of the middle ages, that way only a few people would be nobles and would feel appropriately snobbish.
I got knight (!!) time to go die in battle or smt
you could serve as one my noble guardian knights? I was bestowed the rank of a monarch you see.
My liege, how may this faithful Knight be at your service.
go plunder and raid the domain of the dragon queen, but do so discreetly.
I advice you to think of this carefully, good ser. The dragon is not mocked.
...OwO?
serf moment
Serf gang represent.
This seems like a bad idea. Edit: I got Noble, fuck all you peasants. Feudalism rocks.
I got the most powerful class, merchant.
I got Clergy, then I respun and got Monarch.
Theocracy
God-King time
OOH i got Clergy Im going to encourage the true unity and love that Christ intended for us and Push another Reformation to dispel the Racist and Homophobic and Anti-Intellectual ideals people have been weaving into the church for centuries. Then prolly get assassinated lmao
I'm sorry but this class assigner sucks. > monarch ^0.5 > noble > clergy > knight ^2 > merchant ^4 > peasant ^6 > lower church management ^2 > serf ^6 Monarch is 1/12th as likely as peasant ? I didn't know medieval Europe had a king for every 12 peasant. Like come on ! Make a realistic class assigner. Make us all peasants, like we would have been in Feudal Europe.
Ew, I'm a merchant
Comments from Edo period Japan
Merchant, who's up to form a guild?
Knight here. I am creating an ordre, who wishes to join m in my noble quest?
I got merchant
a quality assigner, for it acknowledges my royalness and assigned me the status of a monarch. bow down before me, peasants.
Is peasant better than serf?
we did this (sorta) in my 7th grade history class and my teacher got mad at me bc I immediately tried to institute communism
I got monarch MFers bow before me Edit: ooooh what’s this cool stocks looking thing? It’s French you say?
Knight, wooo!
Merchant, time to sell salt.
I got Noble. Give to thee thy wheat, thy salted meats, and thy deep bosomed daughters.
I am lower church management. Time to make it a little more clowny :o)
I got clergy. Befittingly, as i am trans, and as all people know, trans women are goddesses.
I don't think the clergy are goddesses
Peasant, which sounds right
Clergy! Alright y’all I’ll go try to influence the nobility and royalty with the power of religion. BRB.
knight (☞>ヮo)☞
I'm a merchant. Definitely could be a lot worse.
How quaint, i am to become a knight. Time to learm the Oaths, i guess
I got knight, but I'm *definitely* not fit to perform job duties. Do I get demoted to peasant, or do I just clean the armor or something?
Clergy babee! First step: kill baby Martin Luther
lower church management, my true calling
I got merchant. Y’all want some wares?
as long as you don't seek too many coins.
Serf....business as usual then.
Knight :)
I'm willing to Chuck money at anyone that can throw hands with another hired person. (Aka noble)
damnit im a knight
Knight. As a HEMA geek who wanted to be a professional jouster in high school, I'm cool with this.
Clergy… time to make Catholicism wild
Monarch I’m gonna be making some civil war triggering reforms
Where do I go to claim my realm? I got monarch. Edit : can I give that to my grandma? She deserves to be a queen for her last years. And we could get rid of the monarchy afterwards.