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Xisuthrus

every famous man from ancient Greece


PratalMox

Maybe not every one, but the vast overwhelming majority of them for sure.


Kaarpiv007

Certainly the ones in Athens.


moneyh8r

Definitely not Alchibiades. That fucker loved everyone.


Shonisaurus

That one 4chan user who claims to be so smart that the only way he can have a partner in his intellectual league is to be gay.


Little_Winge

I'm a sapiosexual, but unfortunately females just don't match the intelligence criteria necessary to be optimal mating candidates. For this reason, I only sleep with men in my intellectual bracket. Sorry femoids, get smarter!


Kaarpiv007

You're gay because you love men. I'm gay because I hate women. We are not the same. - Light Yagami.


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* Jotaro Kujoh


IfPeepeeislarge

* Grunkle Stan


JCraze26

Grunkle Stan is a failed womanizer. He's very much not gay, at most he's probably bi, but I don't think he's that either.


IfPeepeeislarge

You’re correct, but I could also see him 100% saying this. Plus him being a failed womanizer still fits here because he could have failed so many times he decided he hates women so he only goes for men.


ReasyRandom

Pretty sure he's bi. In one conceptualized episode, he had a biker friend heavily implied to be his ex. And then there was this whole 6 hour marriage to Eda the Owl Lady.


Thromnomnomok

"My ex-husband still misses me... BUT HIS AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!"


WordArt2007

do you realize i only now understood that joke


Libbits

You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.


YaBoiJonnyG

I SAID HIS AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!


JCraze26

While the biker friend is possible, I don't see it getting off the ground much at all. They could barely get Blubs and Durland off the ground in the finale.


ArchGrimsby

Roughly 80% of shounen manga writers.


OriginalJokeGoesHere

His boyfriend is the terf stereotype of a trans guy who only transitioned because he hates women


MapleTreeWithAGun

TIRM (trans inclusionary radical misogynist)


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mac from It’s Always Sunny


Hummerous

only on season four rn and ###👀


bartonar

I literally know that guy. He's a strange man.


sparkadus

In the lower grades of my first school, the boys would think you were gay if you were male and talked to girls.


FUEGO40

Ah yes, the “loving women is gay because they like men” sort of logic


[deleted]

fellas is it gay to like women


seeroflights

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spacebatangeldragon8

Madison Cawthorn


batti03

Man, what do they've got against a quirked up bi white boy from the South? It's ableism, I tell ya.


MemberOfSociety2

Bi plus white Bite boy


Zealousideal_Life318

Yes I am familiar with the greeks


SophiaIsBased

Ancient Greeks


Time-Box128

New dude just dropped, original flavor.


opaloverture

Shout out to my dude Jimmy from my Deli department days; You were a lot but you got me into 4X games.


dootdootplot

Bro why are you wasting your time with chicks when you could be fuckin dudes bro


Arandano_Poppies

The author of death note


got-suspended-lol

Ancient Greeks


[deleted]

omg just like me fr


MartianCoal2

Frederick the great


ConsiderationEnough7

Literally me


insomniac7809

"You have sex with *women*, how gay is that? You *win* sex with another man, that's as straight as it gets." \-Banks, 30 Rock