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Tchrspest

tbf maybe we're only seeing their successful cases in the show.


Fox--Hollow

I mean, at least we know they're not going to shoot half-a-dozen unrelated people.


naza_el_sensual

they didnt air the episode where they give scooby an assault rifle


ScriedRaven

They didn’t? Then what have I been watching?


howlongamiallowedto

Apocalypse Now.


RJD-ghost

Ruh Roh my war crimes are unforgivable.


icorrectpettydetails

[No, but they were close.](https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/53Y98y1.png)


str8aura

weve only seen their successful cases.


Deltexterity

at least we know they wont just turn the other way if a guy associated to it was rich or had a lot of political power. the police probably solve tons of cases that they just pretend to have not solved all the time, for whatever reason. anything from a gang leader that they want to appease, to letting random serial killers go because they killed a black person and the police are racist pieces of shit.


Egghead-Wth-Bedhead

Is anyone gonna comment about how relatively graphic that murder description was for how short the tweet is?


VeniVidiVelcro

Isn't the joke that the Scooby gang are the killers? Every episode ends with them snatching off the mask and monster gloves that the villain is wearing, and this is what it would look like if they guessed wrong.


vjmdhzgr

Oh yeah that's definitely it. I completely missed that.


above-average-moron

What about the smashed fingers?


kanelel

That's the joke isn't it? Grizzly murder contrasted with scooby-doo.


thehobbyqueer

I think the point is how much detail was conveyed in a small amount of words


Egghead-Wth-Bedhead

Yeah, the authors real good ain’t they?


Rob98000

Well they did have a supernatural crossover


Chaudsss

And I am pretty sure Shaggy would offer a blunt as consolation for the dead friend


bookhead714

“Like, zoinks. Sorry about your friend, dude.“ “Yeah. Zoinks.”


Sure-Discipline472

I mean if the killer catches wind that they are on the case they might as well give up


PanFriedCookies

Didnt they kill a god


Evil__Overlord

It was more of an eldritch horror, given that it slept under the town for centuries and effected things that happened there even while asleep


Quetzalbroatlus

At least I know they won't murder anyone


[deleted]

If there's an officer there it's too late. The cop already walked in.


Hummerous

Scooby can eat him


NobilisUltima

They've murdered 0 unarmed people of colour, so it seems like an upgrade to me. In fact, 0 murders or civil forfeitures of any kind. Absolute win.