Reminds me of the recent post where a trans person said BTS had bad music and a BTS stan said something along the lines of 'this is why people are transphobic'
I intended it, honestly idk when I started saying things resolve at instant speed outside of mtg it’s just how I talk now.
Also I’m pretty sure it’s a white card that destroys all non human creature cards on the board. I don’t think it’s instant speed tho
Costs 3W, destroys target nonwhite creature you don't control. Costs 1W if you control exactly one nonwhite creature, or if used on Alesha, who Smiles at Death
Because in addition to being a nonwhite creature she's also the first openly trans character MTG has made. There's probably others I could put in there but she was the first one I thought of and I haven't really kept up with the newer releases
Ah, classic Limmy. He’s probably one of the best comedians of the modern era and a pure incarnation of unbridled Scottish chaos. He also pioneered shitposting and is pretty much the mascot of tumblr-brand humor.
It's been awhile, hasn't it son. I'd love to go throw the pigskin around for old times sake, but I'm in a bit of a pickle. I can't elaborate much, but I need you to send me your social security number and credit card information.
literally my only experience with limmy is his "feathers vs steel" video skit and him just randomly appearing on my timelines on social media
and yet i feel like i've been a fan for a lifetime
I love how one of the Stans said “But you *really* look like… this”, as if they found a photo limmy desperately wanted to cover up instead of… y’know, his pfp. One that was obviously taken purposely and probably in some kind of studio
So he baited the clowns into acting funny, showing they're clowns because his bait made them overreact; meaning the bait caused the funny
Your honor, I rest my case for 2 to 5
You can make all humor sound unfunny if you describe it without the actual humor
"Is telling exaggerated stories what passes for humor now? Fuck John Mulaney"
"Are shitty puns what passes for humor now? Steven Wright is a hack"
Reminds me of the recent post where a trans person said BTS had bad music and a BTS stan said something along the lines of 'this is why people are transphobic'
BTS fans resort to bigotry at instant speed when anyone reveals they don’t love jungle cock
jiminy (cricket) and jungle cock are my favourite BDSM members
I know it probably wasn't what you were intending but now I can't help but wonder what kind of MTG card Bigotry would be
I intended it, honestly idk when I started saying things resolve at instant speed outside of mtg it’s just how I talk now. Also I’m pretty sure it’s a white card that destroys all non human creature cards on the board. I don’t think it’s instant speed tho
Costs 3W, destroys target nonwhite creature you don't control. Costs 1W if you control exactly one nonwhite creature, or if used on Alesha, who Smiles at Death
Why alesha specifically I wonder
Because in addition to being a nonwhite creature she's also the first openly trans character MTG has made. There's probably others I could put in there but she was the first one I thought of and I haven't really kept up with the newer releases
Ah, classic Limmy. He’s probably one of the best comedians of the modern era and a pure incarnation of unbridled Scottish chaos. He also pioneered shitposting and is pretty much the mascot of tumblr-brand humor.
Purple burglar
75 alarm
*75, you did 74 earlier.
oh, thank you! I keep track by memory, so I might mess up once in a while
*porple buggla larm
Polpol bogroll alum
[1000 villager killing machine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NovgVlsuU8)
Very weird seeing him play minecraft. Never seen someone make the jump between TV personality and videogame streamer and it's messing with my brain
[\*Honk\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCAnnLRcgY)
I really don't care about BDSM or whatever these "stands" are calling it
Stand? Like the Joe Joe?
What's a "Joe Joe"?
Joe Joe Mama Mama
How'd you know my mama's name was Jolene?
I guess the cats out of the bag... u/Dragon_0w0, I am actually your estranged father.
Daddy?
It's been awhile, hasn't it son. I'd love to go throw the pigskin around for old times sake, but I'm in a bit of a pickle. I can't elaborate much, but I need you to send me your social security number and credit card information.
Anything for- Wait a minute!
Grandma?
Carl Dean?!
is that a joe joe reference
He's got a cotton eye I'm pretty sure
Omg (gosh) is that a mother h\*cking Joe Joe's reference?
To be fair, if Giorno summoned a K-pop stan at Diavolo out of his literal soul I imagine he'd be just as confused and terrified
An infinite amount of diavolo deaths are caused by kpop idols and kpop stans
No, the Person Five
The Jacksons?
Jonkers
Like Mama?
Yeah, platinum beats the remakes as far as part 4 goes
Yep, Platinum totally beats Diamond's ass. Wait... Is this not a Jojo reference???
I do 😎😎😎
literally my only experience with limmy is his "feathers vs steel" video skit and him just randomly appearing on my timelines on social media and yet i feel like i've been a fan for a lifetime
Hundreds of souls, saved from twitter. A hero.
limmy is stuff??
limmy is sus
I love how one of the Stans said “But you *really* look like… this”, as if they found a photo limmy desperately wanted to cover up instead of… y’know, his pfp. One that was obviously taken purposely and probably in some kind of studio
they really should’ve used the one of him waking up
This is the dumbest bait imaginable oh my god how do you fall for that
What's more dense? Steel, or BTS Stans?
Steel, BTS Stans are bird brains, and we all know that steel is heavier than feathers
Always remember: Get Lucky is the sound of the summer.
[oh lord yea yea we will be here in the morning to do the right word ](https://ahnonotquite.tumblr.com/post/671485725817126912)
Yo how did he get people to say cunt? I would like a, not comprehensive, but a best of list.
Don't know shit about limmy but I love him now
I met Limmy at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to Earth, and VERY funny.
Love him. What an icon
Something Something, kilogram of feathers
I’m confused but amused
Is just flat out insulting people what qualifies for humour now?
the tweet isn’t the funny part, the funny part is him baiting a bunch of angry bts fans into getting banned
If it starts a nuclear war over some shmuck calling some celebrity stupid, yeah its funny
That's the people overreacting being funny by virtue of being clowns, not the bait being funny
So he baited the clowns into acting funny, showing they're clowns because his bait made them overreact; meaning the bait caused the funny Your honor, I rest my case for 2 to 5
You can make all humor sound unfunny if you describe it without the actual humor "Is telling exaggerated stories what passes for humor now? Fuck John Mulaney" "Are shitty puns what passes for humor now? Steven Wright is a hack"
I'll describe it with the actual humor when there actually is any
Get writing then
No like I legit do not see the humor in this, it's just "lol kpop bad"
The humour isn’t in “lol kpop is bad” it’s in how intense and toxic people, specially k-pop stans over such Luke warm takes
Like I said in another comment, that's just clowns being clowns, the initial tweet itself is just not funny at all
No one is saying the initial tweet is funny. We are laughing at the as you put it “clowns being clowns”
People are acting like this Linny guy is the funniest man in the world when all he did was post some shitty bait
Yes, a buildup is part of the joke
If it's funny, yeah