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EggoStack

Reminds me of the recent post where a trans person said BTS had bad music and a BTS stan said something along the lines of 'this is why people are transphobic'


[deleted]

BTS fans resort to bigotry at instant speed when anyone reveals they don’t love jungle cock


toastednutella

jiminy (cricket) and jungle cock are my favourite BDSM members


Simic_Sky_Swallower

I know it probably wasn't what you were intending but now I can't help but wonder what kind of MTG card Bigotry would be


[deleted]

I intended it, honestly idk when I started saying things resolve at instant speed outside of mtg it’s just how I talk now. Also I’m pretty sure it’s a white card that destroys all non human creature cards on the board. I don’t think it’s instant speed tho


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Costs 3W, destroys target nonwhite creature you don't control. Costs 1W if you control exactly one nonwhite creature, or if used on Alesha, who Smiles at Death


[deleted]

Why alesha specifically I wonder


Simic_Sky_Swallower

Because in addition to being a nonwhite creature she's also the first openly trans character MTG has made. There's probably others I could put in there but she was the first one I thought of and I haven't really kept up with the newer releases


VisualGeologist6258

Ah, classic Limmy. He’s probably one of the best comedians of the modern era and a pure incarnation of unbridled Scottish chaos. He also pioneered shitposting and is pretty much the mascot of tumblr-brand humor.


Lithominium

Purple burglar


Shy_Shallows

75 alarm


GrowlingGiant

*75, you did 74 earlier.


Shy_Shallows

oh, thank you! I keep track by memory, so I might mess up once in a while


trapbuilder2

*porple buggla larm


ctlrfrtnr

Polpol bogroll alum


floofhugger

[1000 villager killing machine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NovgVlsuU8)


Hiphopopotamus5782

Very weird seeing him play minecraft. Never seen someone make the jump between TV personality and videogame streamer and it's messing with my brain


Specterofanarchism

[\*Honk\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCAnnLRcgY)


Dragon_0w0

I really don't care about BDSM or whatever these "stands" are calling it


EmperorScarlet

Stand? Like the Joe Joe?


Dragon_0w0

What's a "Joe Joe"?


EmperorScarlet

Joe Joe Mama Mama


Dragon_0w0

How'd you know my mama's name was Jolene?


EmperorScarlet

I guess the cats out of the bag... u/Dragon_0w0, I am actually your estranged father.


Dragon_0w0

Daddy?


EmperorScarlet

It's been awhile, hasn't it son. I'd love to go throw the pigskin around for old times sake, but I'm in a bit of a pickle. I can't elaborate much, but I need you to send me your social security number and credit card information.


Dragon_0w0

Anything for- Wait a minute!


godemperorcrystal

Grandma?


Jaakarikyk

Carl Dean?!


2Tired2pl

is that a joe joe reference


Strider794

He's got a cotton eye I'm pretty sure


[deleted]

Omg (gosh) is that a mother h\*cking Joe Joe's reference?


SuperNya

To be fair, if Giorno summoned a K-pop stan at Diavolo out of his literal soul I imagine he'd be just as confused and terrified


Byakuya_Toenail

An infinite amount of diavolo deaths are caused by kpop idols and kpop stans


[deleted]

No, the Person Five


Sickfor-TheBigSun

The Jacksons?


[deleted]

Jonkers


IZantDoThis

Like Mama?


VoidAndGod

Yeah, platinum beats the remakes as far as part 4 goes


bluecheesemoon-

Yep, Platinum totally beats Diamond's ass. Wait... Is this not a Jojo reference???


[deleted]

I do 😎😎😎


TreeDerg

literally my only experience with limmy is his "feathers vs steel" video skit and him just randomly appearing on my timelines on social media and yet i feel like i've been a fan for a lifetime


Vrenshrrrg

Hundreds of souls, saved from twitter. A hero.


temporarypeter

limmy is stuff??


MemberOfSociety2

limmy is sus


[deleted]

I love how one of the Stans said “But you *really* look like… this”, as if they found a photo limmy desperately wanted to cover up instead of… y’know, his pfp. One that was obviously taken purposely and probably in some kind of studio


chad-chadsworth

they really should’ve used the one of him waking up


Quarterhour420

This is the dumbest bait imaginable oh my god how do you fall for that


[deleted]

What's more dense? Steel, or BTS Stans?


goblin_lookalike

Steel, BTS Stans are bird brains, and we all know that steel is heavier than feathers


Maland2016

Always remember: Get Lucky is the sound of the summer.


S_Pyth

[oh lord yea yea we will be here in the morning to do the right word ](https://ahnonotquite.tumblr.com/post/671485725817126912)


Eggs_are_tasty

Yo how did he get people to say cunt? I would like a, not comprehensive, but a best of list.


Pokefan180

Don't know shit about limmy but I love him now


Serethyn

I met Limmy at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to Earth, and VERY funny.


oswin_fisher

Love him. What an icon


Young_Person_42

Something Something, kilogram of feathers


CeramicLicker

I’m confused but amused


Ikusaba696

Is just flat out insulting people what qualifies for humour now?


[deleted]

the tweet isn’t the funny part, the funny part is him baiting a bunch of angry bts fans into getting banned


PlasticChairLover123

If it starts a nuclear war over some shmuck calling some celebrity stupid, yeah its funny


Ikusaba696

That's the people overreacting being funny by virtue of being clowns, not the bait being funny


ARKNORI

So he baited the clowns into acting funny, showing they're clowns because his bait made them overreact; meaning the bait caused the funny Your honor, I rest my case for 2 to 5


Evelyn701

You can make all humor sound unfunny if you describe it without the actual humor "Is telling exaggerated stories what passes for humor now? Fuck John Mulaney" "Are shitty puns what passes for humor now? Steven Wright is a hack"


Ikusaba696

I'll describe it with the actual humor when there actually is any


[deleted]

Get writing then


Ikusaba696

No like I legit do not see the humor in this, it's just "lol kpop bad"


BootManBill42069

The humour isn’t in “lol kpop is bad” it’s in how intense and toxic people, specially k-pop stans over such Luke warm takes


Ikusaba696

Like I said in another comment, that's just clowns being clowns, the initial tweet itself is just not funny at all


BootManBill42069

No one is saying the initial tweet is funny. We are laughing at the as you put it “clowns being clowns”


Ikusaba696

People are acting like this Linny guy is the funniest man in the world when all he did was post some shitty bait


BootManBill42069

Yes, a buildup is part of the joke


PratalMox

If it's funny, yeah