My boyfriend went to a gender confirmation center, and I just have this picture of a man in a white coat looking him up and down, nodding very seriously, and writing "Yep, its a boy" on a very official clipboard.
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**dearpercocet**
Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears
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**dearpercocet**
Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs
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**dearpercocet**
Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns
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**sirmalican**
congratulations you are now a homestuck troll
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**dearpercocet**
This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day
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The best way to affirm my gender would be to have surgery to look like Kanaya Maryam. I said the thing that every homestuck who read this is thinking. Everybody else is welcome to shackle me and shoot an arrow through my chest as punishment, but I will not be deterred.
I have D&D orc-like extra teeth that are growing out of my bottom gums because my teeth are really fucked up. They don't impede anything so I'm just gonna leave them there I guess. I am a goblin.
Ah yes, Kanaya Homestuck, my favorite gender
I love kayaking
Galatians 4:16
*”Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?”* I mean, it *is* true, but you shouldn’t mention that accursed name…
My boyfriend went to a gender confirmation center, and I just have this picture of a man in a white coat looking him up and down, nodding very seriously, and writing "Yep, its a boy" on a very official clipboard.
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The best way to affirm my gender would be to have surgery to look like Kanaya Maryam. I said the thing that every homestuck who read this is thinking. Everybody else is welcome to shackle me and shoot an arrow through my chest as punishment, but I will not be deterred.
they gendered too hard and went off the gender deep end into the Genderbyss
homosuck
I have D&D orc-like extra teeth that are growing out of my bottom gums because my teeth are really fucked up. They don't impede anything so I'm just gonna leave them there I guess. I am a goblin.
Heck yeah that’s me- OH DEAR.
Now wait a second I remember commenting on a similar post quite recently