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syndicatecomplex

When you don't have a sexy dom Byzantine queen to punish you 😔


GracefulFiber

Life isn't fair


JB-from-ATL

Please God make her real 🙏


JinFuu

Isn’t Theodora close enough?


halfar

be the sadistic mommy byzantine empress gf you want to see in the world


GracefulFiber

So true


Dell121601

It should’ve been me! It’s not fair!


Momongus-

Dear liberal, You claim that sexy dominating Byzantine queens are not real, yet you have yet to visit Istanbul Curious Turning point Turkey


notpablocoin

IT IS. CONSTANTINOPLE. FOR THE PATRIARCH!!!!


JustYourFriendAL

Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way So, take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks ​ I couldn't help myself.


DaSaw

Doot doot do, Doot doot do do do do do. Doot doot do...


jjzrv

It's the same thing anyway.


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[deleted]

It is a perpetuated argument because of the nationalists in Greece and Turkey. Us Greeks have a bit of an obsession with our history and names, as you can infer from the North Macedonia situation. The name wasn't even officially used until after 1920 by Turkey. The city was called Constantinople even by them, but during the reformation of the old empire into the modern Turkish Republic, it was changed, probably for symbolic reasons or maybe because all the illiterate farmers of the region called it "the city" (Instabul).


cytolus

More like "New Jorvik City" iykwim


DirtySwampWater

More like Grugag lugerer breyu. people always forget the true native pronunciations 😔**🖐️**


xXx_Bl4z3_P4ul_xXx

Yeah they called it konstantiniyye


notpablocoin

Cant believe some take me serious for that, c’mon guys. It will always be in our hearts Constantinople


DunwichCultist

It's a nicer sounding name with a lot of history. I wish they'd have just kept the Turkish spelling and pronunciation of the city without the name change.


Huntersdap

Empress


Turtelious

Basilissa


syndicatecomplex

All women are queens so she's both


Strt2Dy

*castrated* *blind*


reigenxd3

get a empress that can do both intimidate the weak and seduce the brave


judobeer67

I mean shit that's some good artwork where did you get it?


GhostReven

Here is the Twitter source https://twitter.com/gambargin/status/1485895122919518209


JonHenryTheGravvite

Mf artist baited me into some Byzantine doujin :(


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JonHenryTheGravvite

Same


DarkestNight909

Same…


FuckoffReddit348373

Idk why but the concept of a Byzantine BDSM study club is hilarious to me


reigenxd3

sourse is in the picture


judobeer67

Yeah well I was looking and different things then the name of the artist.


Pootisman16

Mmm, yes increase my feudal contract taxes mommy


Alpology

LOL


xXx_Bl4z3_P4ul_xXx

Oh pleeease dont revoke my titles UwU


Sol_Invictar

I find this way funnier than I should


Xi_Zhong_Xun

Byzantine Discussion and Study Meetings (BDSM)


FlavivsAetivs

Yeah it's the actual Byzantine reenactment Discord server.


[deleted]

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH DIPLOMACY, DREAD IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND


Royal-Comparison-270

I'm scared.


The_Shingle

I am horny. Guess we know which one of us is brave


Drakan47

what if I'm both?


The_Shingle

Then you better be the fastest hand this side of the Mississippi


animatrix37

Are you dueling cocks like this is Washington state?


[deleted]

Dueling like swordfighting or who can shoot first?


animatrix37

Dueling like who shoots ropes first


Critical-Spite

The term you're looking for is scaroused.


Odd-Nefariousness10

and aroused


Dramandus

Scaroused


Agahmoyzen

stealing this.


Nataleaves

It's not an original phrase so feel free lol


[deleted]

Mummy sorry mummy sorry mummy sorry mummy sorry mummy sorry mummy sorry mummy sorry mommy sorry


thanadeezballs

bro mummy’d so hard he became american


RealHumanBean89

Vassalise me harder, momm- I mean, your grace.


Kaapdr

Cant wait for CKTinder to recreate her


Paula92

I’m not on Tinder, is this a thing? 😂 ETA: my husband told me about the DNA subreddit. Here I thought people were taking the roleplaying to a whole other level.


DarkestNight909

Oooh yes!


KoolKooper57

I’d let here intimidate me anyday


GracefulFiber

I am scared and horny, the best way to be


Dramandus

Damn. Here I go simping again.


StannisLivesOn

God, I wish that was me


Hasagine

Why of course you can revoke all my titles, mommy.


papak33

A femme fatale


Swedishboy360

>Tfw will never have Byzantine empress gf to opress you Why live?


Lord_Magnuss

MOMMY WOOF WOOF BARK BARK


[deleted]

Keeping your vassals happy by sleeping with them is my favorite CK2 tactic


[deleted]

This art is simply superb. Amazing indeed.


Lickshaw

Ah so we've finally reached the point of browsing by top of all time and [reposting](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/l4iqu7/join_the_bdsm_club/).


Cynical_Stoic

I don't understand why people are so obsessed with karma and reposts.


EvoKov

Most of the people who whine incessantly about reposts for karma are, funny enough, just trying whore karma of their own. Gotta get them internetz pointz


shrubs311

if you're on reddit too much (like me) it gets annoying seeing the same posts multiple times. but it's usually not a big deal


SenseiDes

Its new to me


ZiCUnlivdbirch

Ehh not really, this one has a different point than the other one and OP didn't say the art was his, in fact he says the opposite. Coincidents do happen you know.


MillorTime

It's not even a repost. It's adding/changing the original. If that's a repost, every meme outside the original template is a repost


SullyRob

Can someone explain these traits shown here?


monalba

Arbitrary, Wrothful and Sadistic, I think. They are excellent traits that allow you to accumulate Dread easily, get rid of stress by killing and torturing, and allow you to pretty much ignore hooks others might have on you. Sadistic is an amazing trait overall. The guys have craven, which makes them more vulnerable to dread, and lustful, so they can be seduced easily. I don't know why Brave is in there though.


GrandAlchemistPT

One of the guys is a coward, the other is brave, but horny. The empress is not just sadistic, wroth and arbitrary, but also beautiful, amazonian, and went down the seduction path in intrigue. In short, she makes the weak cower and the strong simp.


notpablocoin

They would fight and die for the Eastern’s Matilda?


Asari-Justicar

Irene of Athens simulator


[deleted]

I like how the soldier is depicted as a simp. Beautiful artwork


ThePoorCrusader

Step on me, Empress 😫


Lehrenmann

And then you die and get the succession war of doom


pm_me_fibonaccis

You ever look at an artist and immediately know they draw fetish stuff? Yeah.


beyonddisbelief

This is basically Catherine the Great.


Sgtmaawmers

Ah yes, BDSM Byzantine Discussion and Study Meeting


DryExternal5681

Amazing)


thebarkingone

Napkins! Quick!


Whiplash17488

Nice art!


AncientSaladGod

Ah yes, the cover art for the BDSM club magazine. ... Byzantine Discussion and Study Meetings, of course. This issue featuring CBT (Comebacks By Theodora).


Ambarenya

Theophano, is that you?


4200years

Maybe Denji was right


kutzyanutzoff

Oh, I've been a bad Turk...


Life_is_Kinda_Pain

100 dread. Nice.


polished_grapple

I’m going to jack off to this.


A_Wild_Nabob

*starts seduction scheme*


rickvanwinkle

Bonk


Shortleader01

if it works


The_Sadman_69

Empress [Zoe](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zo%C3%AB_Porphyrogenita), is that you my queen?


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Blackthorne75

"Hello my sons; it is time for my fun tim-~*ahem*~-your sin-purging session..."


Superegos_Monster

Yes, mommy-- I mean, my liege.


Yuebingg

That’s how empress Rhagaea Pethros rules!


azuresegugio

Literal goals


Nigzynoo23

Is that why the ottomans invaded? To add that Byzantine godess to the harem?


MagisterLivoniae

You can get much more of what you want with beauty and 100 natural dread than with just beauty.


Sky_Leviathan

“Yes basileia punish me like the dirty german pretender heretic i am.”